Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted, but then Rico and Private fed Skipper and Kowalski fish and everything went back to normal.

I want to see Mort as King instead of Julien.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, Julien gets clingy around Mort's feet and Mort constantly gets annoyed.

I wish Private got caught robbing the candy stores!!!
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
tongue
granted but the zoo goes up in flames!

i wish to see the doll that skipper married in madagascar 2 again!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but Rico flirts with it and Ms. Perky becomes jealous.

I wish to see more female zoo animals like Doris.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but Private's years of not being a Psycho in my fanfic makes him put on his mother's wig and kill em all!!!

I wish Skipper would not be paranoid for one century.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted, the penguins are placed in a cryogenic sleep and after one century, Skipper becomes paranoid again because he feels everything has changed.

I wish to see Joey a lot nicer than before.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
mischievous
@67dodge: wish granted private gets thrown in jail but he breaks out because he wants candy!

i wish to see the penguins go on strike!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but Joey gets too nice and everyone hates him now.

I wish Rico could sing!!!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but everyone wears earmuffs to not hear him sing.

I wish Max the Cat would have his own spin-off show.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
wish granted but noone watches it!

i still wish for the penguins to go on strike!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, the zoo throws them in Antarctica where my OC rules and sends them to court martial. Muahahahahaha!!!!

I wish I knew what happens when you drop Kowalski in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted, but too much sugar makes him fat, and he loses his fangirls.

I wish to see Skipper finish off Blowhole once and for all.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
wish granted private gets jelous and goes on the 5th rampage today

i wish to taste a snowcone to see what it tastes like!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but Private pecks you to death and eats it.

I wish the penguins DID go through the events at the Bates motel.
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
@67Dodge granted, but only Skipper would survive.

I wish to see Barry poison everyone in the zoo this time, no exceptions. Let's see what will happen.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, I crush Barry by accident, and eat his remains.

I wish Private went to 'bury the dead bird' in the swamp.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted, but then a swamp monster comes out of nowhere and pulls him down.

I wish I could hug Leonard the Koala.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, uh oh, Leonard got an angwy issue, he claws at your face.

I wish the penguins robbed a train!!! 8D
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted, but what the penguins don't know is that the train is headed for collision course with another train and they die along with it.

I wish Julien would become smarter than Kowalski.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but Kowalski gets so jealous he kills all the lemurs.

I wish all the penguins, and Marlene, were the 5 winners of the golden tickets for Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory. (can't wait to see how they'll screw up!! XD)
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted, however when they get there, they found out it was actually a trap set up by blowhole and they end up captured.

I wish to see how the penguins react to Alice being in a bikini.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted........... DAMN SHE'S UGLY!!!!

I wish Skipper would get in a fight with me.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted, you chickened out when the fighting began against Skipper.

I wish to see Skipper team up with Hans for one episode and have them travel to Denmark.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, Skipper gets really paranoid, and Denmark no longer exists on any map anymore.

I wish I stuffed a self-inflating raft into one of the fishes the penguins would eat.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
cool
Granted however they recently placed security cams into the HQ and found out which fish where you hid the self-inflating raft.

I wish to dare Skipper to get a shot with a needle 5 times and in return I will give him any snowcone he wants.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but he faints from bloodloss.

I wish Private was in the shower singing about his 'mum'
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
cool
Granted but after Private gets sore throat from singing.

I wish to see one of the penguins become king for one episode.
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
mischievous
granted but it was rico who became king of the zoo and he regurgutaed a time bomb and the zoo exploded and everyone died! And that was the last pom episode!

i wish for more people to join twisted wishes pom!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but right now I think there's only 2 of us joining.

I wish for one of the penguins to be transferred to the Hoboken zoo, just for one episode.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
cool
granted but i was skipper!the others can't surrvie without him so they die!

i wish the penguins could go clubbing!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
mischievous
Granted, but Skipper won't come along if Marlene does not want to

I wish Julien would dare kiss Maurice (on the cheek)
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
laugh
wish granted but skipper kills julien!

i wish for blowhole to return!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but he decided he had enough and wanted to retire.

I wish for other characters to have a bday themed episode, not just Julien (he almost had 2) and I want a western theme.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
wish granted but everyone thinks they're atual cowboys and girls and leave the zoo and the penguins retire!

i wish to see the penguins childhood!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but the penguins classify that as top secret

I wish that Mort would stop his obsession with Julien's feet
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
big smile
Wish granted. But now he's obsessed with Fred's bushy tail!

I wish Skipper and I could go on a REAL date. Not any of this 'secret' crap!
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
wish granted too bad on the way back from your date you both get hit by a car!
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
i wish i was a spy and i found the secret file of the penguins childhood and i watch it!
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over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
laugh
(lol!Good twist!) XD
Wish granted. Too bad that file is about to self-destruct in 5 seconds!

I wish Kowalski was taller!!!
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
big smile
Wish granted. Too bad he ends up so tall, his head hits the HQ ceiling. Not good.

I wish Rico could make more sense when he talks.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
mischievous
Granted, but he says 'Come here' and stabs you to death.

I wish they had a chimp rampage in the zoo.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
wish granted but you were visiting the zoo when it happened!

i wish max was my cat!
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
laugh
Wish granted. Too bad he stole all of the meat from your fridge and ran off! X3

I wish Private would stop trying on my bras!!! (This one im serious about!!)
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Wish Granted but too bad he tore it all up trying them on.

I wish Julien can do magic tricks.
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over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
Wish granted, but he's so bad at them, he turns you into an ant!

I wish Marlene didn't go wild when outside the zoo.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted but then she turns into a traitor and sides with Blowhole.

I wish the penguins would redesign their HQ to make it look better.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but Skipper doesn't like new stuff so he destroys it all.

I wish Skipper had a fight with Rico on top of the World Trade Center!!! *the new one, not the old one sadly*
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. But sadly they both fell from The New World Trade Center when they were fighting.

I wish King Julien had a son.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. But having 2 Juliens was too much for Skipper, and he began to interrogating the coffee machine!

I wish the penguins all have kids, one each!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
mischievous
Granted. But then their kids rebel and took out their own father and threw them on a dumpster to bury the evidence.

I wish that Julien would go gay for Maurice for one episode.
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