Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. But it was so horrifying, they had to cancel the show!

I wish the zoosters have one NICE child of their own!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. But the zoo overlords think there are too much zoosters so they decided to shoot the adults dead and keep the kids, as the second generation of zoosters.

I wish they kept Buck Rockgut in the show so they could have a leadership crisis between him and Skipper.
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. But the others still thinks Buck is completely loco and still follows Skipper and eventually kicks out Buck!

I wish there are more people using this forum!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted. However were the only two using the same forum right now.

I wish I knew more Filipinos that love POM, aside from the ones on fanpop.
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted. But they are hiding from you!

I wish I have more friends who loves PoM, as much as I do!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but they all got hit by a car.

I wish Skipper stayed a girl in Miss Understanding, it would be nice to see how the other three would react to a female leader.
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted. Skipper got annoyed at them for acting differently to him/her, so he/she left them.

I wish they wil convert their car again into the "Wheels of Thunder" pernamently!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted, but then the rain came out all of a sudden and washed the paint away.

I wish I could be a Koala like Leonard so I can be friends with him.
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad he's too paranoid and scared of everything!

I wish I could meet my OC in real life!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
mischievous
Granted. But then your OC turned on you and tried to drown you.

I wish my OC Rupert the penguin came to life.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
mischievous
Granted. Too bad he turned traitor on you.

I wish I'm invinsible, nothing can have an effect on me, and joined the penguins in their missions!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad you were only in a coma.

I wish to dance with King Julien, Maurice and Mort.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad you don't have enough energy to do so!

I wish to have a winkie eating contest with Private!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. You ate too much winkies and turned to a balloon and flew away.

I wish I could go zombie hunting with the penguins.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
zzz
Granted. Too bad your the zombie!

I wish the zoosters say goodnight to me,for I'm going to sleep!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but they knock you out to make you sleep.

I wish Private got caught dancing in a bathrobe and him jiggling all that fat. XD
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
granted but skipper was so embarrassed that he kicked him out! and he made him write i will not dance 1000000 times!

i wish to meet the penguins!
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
mischievous
Wish granted. Too bad you have to wait in a three-day line full of other obsessed fans! X3


I wish Skipper would let me teach him how to dance!!! XD *cha cha chha!!*
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted, but he is so impacient with you that you're now both arguing!!! XD

I wish the zoo had a horse, I love horses.
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
mischievous
Wish Granted! But the horse is too big, adn Alice is too lazy to build a stable, so he has to go to Hoboken! XD

I wish I could KILL KITKA!!!!! (well, without getting in trouble or caught! XD)
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
Wish granted. Too bad she means very little to the show anymore, so it won't mean anything to anyone besides you.

I wish Private wasn't so addicted to Peanut Butter Winkies. :3
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
monkey
granted but now he's aditted to galxy bars!

i wish everyone found out about the penguins! (no offence just for fun to see what happens!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted. But too bad they sprayed amnesia gas on everyone.

I wish Skipper was really Private's father.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but Private screams 'Noooooooooooo!!!!!' for all eternity.

I wish there were less men on the show.
over a year ago krazy4kowalski said…
smile
Granted, but then Private rebelled and Skipper disowned him!

I wish we can have another Blowhole special!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted, but Blowhole is sick so there's no action!!!


I wish the penguins were in New Orleans!!! ^^
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but Hurricane Katrina blew them away

I wish Shawna and Private stayed together till the end of the episode Love Hurts.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted. But Private realized she's a human, in which he puts on his mum's wig and kills her. XD

I wish there was a new person entering the zoo.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. But Skipper's paranoia goes through the roof and kills the newcomer.

I wish Maurice was real, we would be great friends.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but your other friends become jealous and send you both to jail.

I wish the zoo was bigger.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. And then the zoo went bankrupt because they lack money to expand the zoo, thus forcing it to close down.

I wish Randy appeared in one more episode.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted, but he gets boring and is kicked out.

I wish Private got kicked by a horse.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted. Too bad the horse kicked him so hard he died!

I wish the penguins (of madagascar) are related to each other, and Skipper is the oldest!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad they found out Skipper isn't related to the other three.

I wish Private would be more manly than girly.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad the universe is ripped apart!

I wish the sky spirits hate maurice!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad they're just Julien's wild imagination.

I wish someone made a fanfiction about the penguins going to Japan to save many innocent lives.
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted. Too bad its never posted.

I wish I have the ability to understand animals!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
smile
Granted. But even they don't to understand us humans.

I wish I can beat up Skipper.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
granted to bad all 4 penguins kill you!

i wish skipper ran away in miss understanding!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted. Private was devastated because Skipper ran away, so he did the same too.

I wish POM would win the KCA.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but the angry Spongebob fans came and killed the directors of PoM.

I wish I knew what happened in Denmark!
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
heart
Wish granted. Too bad Skipper realized it was to risky for you to know, so he tied you up and locked you in a closet for the rest of your life!

I we could meet Skipper's mom!! (My mother in-law!) X3
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
granted too bad skipper's mum is paranoid too and her and skipper put together is NOT a pretty site! They call for skipper's dad who kills you!

i wish i could fly with the penguins!
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. You flew with the penguins of San Diego Zoo. Too bad, you should have specified what penguins.

I wish Skipper gives me a hug, or maybe a high-five!
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
big smile
Granted,but he slaps you afterward.


I wish we had a Left 4 Dead situation with the POM penguins.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
mischievous
Granted, however you are the zombie the penguins shot.

I wish the penguins car in Driven to the Brink had stayed evil.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
Granted. Too bad Rico can't sleep because of fear.

I wish the someone akes a fiction about the penguins of madagascar reading fanfiction about themselves!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted. But after they read a fanfiction about themselves, dejavu starts happening.

I wish I could see the leaked episode "King Julien For A Day"
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
Granted. Too bad it's only audio, not a video.

I wish I could watch the episode "danger wears a cape" today with no problems!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad it's only available in the U.S., you need to hide your ip and search for one found only in the U.S.

I wish I could see Skipper kick Spongebob's butt.
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