Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago fun123fun said…
i wish i had a york candy in my hands that is not posin or will expolde AND U SHALL NOT EAT IT
over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
big smile
Wish granted. But a pigeon swooped it out of your hands.

I wish the pom directors would play a random green day song in one of the special episodes!! :P
over a year ago LadyPrivate said…
smile
Wish granted, because I'm into Rock ;)

I wish, they could show a Making Of of POM.
It would be great to see Tom, Jeff, James and John in action!
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over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Sadly, they only speak in a language that only you can't understand and now you're missing out on all the funny stuff.

I wish that Skipper was voted President for a day.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but he started WWIII.

I wish that the Penguins of Madagascar would have thier own movie.
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Granted, But Skipper was killed off and Blowhole took over the World.
I wish I could swim like a penguin.
over a year ago fun123fun said…
granted but you were running out of air while you were swiming and ou were a foot away from the surface but then you drowned

I WISH I COULD EAT A YORK CANDY!!! COMMON JUST ONE! WITHOUT ANY ONE OR ANYTHING TAKEING IT AND IT WILL NOT BE POSIN OR EPLODING I JUST WANT YORK CANDY !!!!!
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but it cost 1 million dollars, and now you're broke.

I wish the penguins would put on a rock concert in an episode of PoM.
over a year ago fun123fun said…
grented but they suck

CAN I ATLEST HAVE A YORK CANDY THE SOMETHING BAD WILL NOT HAPPEN IF SOMETHING DONST HAPPEN THATS BAD I WILL GIVE YOU 2 MILKSHAKES!!!
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Milkshakes??????
Wish granted! Wish granted! Forgive me for I break the rules. It was the worlds best York candy. NOw Give to me my milkshakes.
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Oh and I wish that I was a highly trained ninja penguin adn joined SKippers team
over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
big smile
Wish granted. But you kicked sideways too fast you got tangled up.

I wish the penguins had the shiniest feathers ever.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
granted now they work for a shampoo advert

i wish that.....i knew what to wish for
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Granted, but your wish was twisted so badly that you cried yourslef to sleep. :(
I wihs the penguins tranformed into humans for a day jsut to see how gooood they would look. (what? am I not entitled to be a little fangirlish?)
over a year ago fun123fun said…
granted but they hated being human and turn back into penguins oh p.s. here is you milkshakes jedipenguin
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
*eats milkshakes*
I also wish I knew what exactly made blowhole lose his eye...
over a year ago fun123fun said…
wish granted you saw a video but it wasnt pritty it was relly gross


i wish the penguins will sign the pledge so every fan would sign it!!!
over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
sick
Wish granted. But they dont have a signature.

I wish Kowalski wasn't afraid of the dentist. I saw that he was afraid of the dentist in the episode Needle Point.
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over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted. But now he is afraid of the ophthalmologist (eye doctor).

I wish Julien would give Maurice a day off.
over a year ago Sandrei said…
Granted, but then some stupid ideas would come to Maurices head and he would cause much damage in the zoo.
I wish I could participate in our teams training excersisers:)
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
wish granted, but you twisted you ankle while praticing a complicated roundhouse kick :/
I wish that they would make the new Pom episodes faster, b/c the wait is killing me!
over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
angelic
Wish granted. But the directors was so tired of making the episodes they died.

(I dont have a wish?)
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
I wish that Skipper and Julien would have a dance off.
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
wish granted, but Julien won and Skipper fell into depression.
I wish I could watch "Lost treasure of the golden squirrle" and watch it b4 peopl take it down off the internet even thoguh it never aired in the US!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. link Too bad it's not the best quality.

I wish I could feed Doris a fish.
over a year ago fun123fun said…
wush granted but the movie was relly bad thats y it was not aird in the u.s.a

i wish michle jackson didnt die
over a year ago fun123fun said…
wish granted but your eyes were shut and you were holding a perana that ate your finger
over a year ago fun123fun said…
omg that spiceal is awsome!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
@fun123fun: I know right?

I wish I had my finger back.

over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
sick
Wish granted. But someone cut it off. You can feel the pain.

I wish the penguins ate something chickeny. I know! CHICKEN!
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted. But the chicken was fake and made of tofu. (I just couldn't have the penguins eating other birds.)

I wish the penguins would swim across the English Channel and set a new speed record.
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
granted, but no one counts it b/c silly humans only count what their species does.
I wish they would make another blowhole special.
over a year ago Ninja_Yoko said…
granted, but its never shown.
I wish i could have a life T_T
over a year ago ggreen7295 said…
Granted. But someone stole it from you.

I wish I could have 12434567r3q4567988676w5375876e764534687456­554­3qL­OLr­554­621­365­3 wishes.
over a year ago LadyPrivate said…
Granted, but then you felt unhappy, because you had no wishes anymore.

I wish, they could show the newest POM epis also in Switzerland.
over a year ago ggreen7295 said…
Granted. But the aliens from War of the worlds shut down all electricity on the earth.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
i wish that i had my bright pink neon hair back (i had to have it dyed so the police wouldnt reconise me-dont ask)
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. But now everyone is asking why.

I wish Marlene made her own music video.
over a year ago LadyPrivate said…
Wish granted, but Skipper's disappointed now, because Marlene will leave the zoo for her US tour.

I wish, Doris fell in love with Kowalski.
over a year ago fun123fun said…
wish granted but thenkam came along and made doris go away to a far away place
over a year ago Sandrei said…
I wish I could meet with Skippa's parents :P
over a year ago fun123fun said…
wish granted but skipper was also there to vistit and so when you knockd of there door skipper thought u were a spy so he knocked u out

i wish i could walk on air
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Wish granted, but you randomly lost the ability and fell to your doom. luckily, you fell into a pile of hourse manure and lived another smelley day.
I wish that I could rule the world for ONE day, then live out the rest of my life as the Queen of Lichtenstien.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted. But for some reason you had to marry Mort. I wish I can fly! :D
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
O.O That was coooold Maurice *shudder* XD
Wihsgranted, you have been strapped to a rocket headed for the moon. Take off in T-minus ...5..4...3...2...1...XD
KABOOOOMMM
I wish I would Have a nervous breakdown and destroyed a super-walmart wiht a small chainsaw ( I had a dream I did that once)
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over a year ago fun123fun said…
granted but you were pasing by the fefa world cup and then chrasded into a tree you woke up in a hostpiltal and the only way to survied was to take away your flying power

i wish i can make a relly big thin expolde with rico
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted, but it leads to chaos (as has been shown in "Kaboom and Kabust"). One thing will lead to something bigger. If you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk; if you give Rico a stick of dynamite, he will ask for nuclear weapons.

I wish I had the power to "untwist" many of these wishes so people actually got what they wished for.
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
WIsh granted. After the first three wishes came true, the awesomeness of the wishes split apart the thread of reality. Now all our wishes are untwisted in another universe. Too bad we'll never see them come true.

I wish Private was the leader.
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over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
mischievous
Wish granted. He got so tired of thinking he quited.

Do you know the shirt of King Julien in the new episode Hard Boiled Eggy? Well, I wish he wore it!!
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Wihs granted, then he got pelted with pigeon poo because he was wearing a target.
I wish they would make anohter Blwohole vs. Penguins special!
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