Hi guys it's me Rhayne Kelson, also known as Berlin or Mya! :D Anyway this fanfiction is based off the popular horror game Ao Oni! And HetaOni too...but anyway this will be a scary fanfiction if you don't like people named Steve! Or Englands cooking...XD but anyway enough with the Hetalia jokes, I will be writing this mostly based off my favorite fan game, HetaOni. You seriously need to play or watch it, whatever you people do. Later at about Part 4, OC's will come in but because in the original, only 4 people come first, the penguins come. So Ja...Anything you wanna add Berlin?

Berlin: Ja....

Emma stared into the surrounding darkness, and took a deep breath, looking out for the slightest movements, or noises. To her left, Skipper was still chained up.

"Sis, a little help here?" He whispered. Emma nodded and used the knife to unscrew the bolts, letting the chains slip free.

"Skips, go to the control room and turn the lights back on." Emma instructed.

"Hey, first I'm the leader, and secondly, I'm not leaving you by yourself when some crazy psycho lady is trying to kill you." He replied sharply.

"Skips, Marlene and Ashley were up there, and now Tiatra's right hand man is, something...

I open my eyes and I start feeling the hard, cold table. I slowly sit up and see Pepper in front of me.

"Gah!" "Ahh!" Pepper fell off the table by suprise. I held my flippers out. Then I look down at my white feathers, running my flipper through it. "Why is my feathers short?" I look at Emma who was laying next to me and my own body next to her`s. "What? I`m Kowalski?" "K-Kait? Is that you?" Pepper poke her head up to look at me. "Um.... I guess..." I still don`t understand how I did this. I look back at my tail and it was shorter. "Well, I`m Kowalski all right..."

"Kait?" Pepper got up on...

"Since when is Red John a squirrel?' asked Patrick Jane
"I am not zhe Red John you are tinking of. I am zhe Red Skvirrel. You can call me "Red", or by my birth name "Rudolfus", or just "Rudy"."

"Then why introduce yourself as Red John?"

"Blowhole gave me the code name. We were each given names after villanis the detectives have faced in zhe past. Blowy vas Pelant, Zhe Rat King vas Paddy O'Dell, and Hans vas supposed to be Sassone (from CSI NY).But since I now see we are no longer doink zhat." said Rudy, sheepishly

"I'm surprised that you managed to sneak a party of 13 past my guards. Frankly, I'm...

When Monique and Lexii woke up, they were more than a bit surprised at what happened. After all, it's not every day that you see the Penguins. ( for me it is, but that's ' cause i live with them) . It was almost funny to see them faint. I mean you could do any number of these when you meet the penguins ; freak out and run (like peacebaby7), or you could faint, or you could call yourself insane, or you could have a fangasm.

"Why have you brought us here?" asked PB.
" Simple." answered Skipper" we need you to spread the word on fanpop about not cancelling P.o.M. that, plus, we figured it'd be...

" Ok, team, time for a group meeting>" said Skipper, once we were seated around the cinder block.
" This isn't about some invention, is it? ' asks CC
" No. It's about Fanpop."
" What about it?" i ask.
' We need the names of some of the "Popular" fans of P.o.M" says Kowalski.
" well, don't ask me, I'm not on fanpop. the world's not ready to read my Hetalia fics.' says kristen
" Oh, well let's see, there's Mostar1219, _Lexi23_, peacebaby7...." says CC
"Perfect! We only need three names!" says Skipper
" Why?" I ask
"We're introducing them to ourselves." explains Private.
" Well, it's a coincidence, 'cause...

"Hey Rico?" Peyton asked the crazy psychopathic penguin as he continued to cut up the chopped fish for the sushi he was making.

"Yep." He answered carefully cutting the last piece of salmon to make Peyton and Mya's favorite dish of his.

"Do you need any help?" She asked walking over from her spot in front of the television where she was watching H2O with the others.

"Uhh huh." Rico said. He spit up a small kitchen knife and handed it carefully to the young penguin. She smiled and waddled over to the other side of the table. He handed her some herring and instructed her to cut them into cube like...

10709 people talking
R:Rat King, here.
R:Hello?
C:Hey.
R:Finally! an answer!
C:Answer what.
R:You answered.
C:What do you think about the study of neuroscience?
R:What? I'm not the dude to be asking! Talk to that brainy flightless bird!
C:Ohh. You must really like her.
R:The brainy one's a dude, like me! Even if he wasn't i wouldn't like him!
C:Do you want to talk about your frustration?
R;No!
C:Are you a robot?
R:No! I'm a muscular sewer rat that'll punch your face in if you dion't shut up!
C:How do you know you are not human
R:I"m a rat! not a human!
C:Have you heard of INQ?
R:What?!
C:Whaa!
R'Huh?
C:Mivan?
R:Who?...

The Sewers didn't smell so great. If there's one thing that hasn't changed in the past century, it's that horrendous stench.
Luckily the present sewer rats occupy the same area as their 1910 counterparts do.
The Rat King's great great grandfather was leading a pack of his own. he was a bit taller than the others, mainly because of his little top hat.
he even sounded like OUR Rat King, only a bit more... British???
"Listen up, gent's" he said " That blasted Squirrel has vexed us for the very last time! We must reclaim what is rightfully mine.. I mean Ours!"
Jeff, who does the voice of one of the...

     The wind slipped through his feathers as Skipper belly-slid to the zoo's walk-in freezer. The team was in a diamond formation with Kowalski still freaking out over his thoughts of Doris being shown to everyone. But in the end, his invention came through and now they were all racing to the rescue. 
   "Skippa will we get there in time?!" Private yelled to his commander. 
    "I hope, Private." Skipper said back. He knew that if they had been in the freezer for that long then they were running out of time. 
  
            In the freezer

    Julien looked at  Lexii.  They...

It was a dark and stormy afternoon and it was a rough flight for Sindaj who was leaving the Shanghai docks with a shipment of assorted fish. The lightning flashed and the thunder rumbled and the rain pounded Sindaj's hull. Strong, gale force winds were building and rocking her jet. "Skipper there is a storm brewing. My sensors identify it as a typhoon... I actually feel nervous" she said over her radio. Meanwhile back at the lair, the other penguins were tracking her flight. "it doesnt look good, Skipper. Intel has just issued a hurricane warning. That typhoon just upgraded to a hurricane....

(12:00am in Central Park Zoo)

Skipper: *yawn* Ok boys whats the plan for making sure alice doesn't know we're gone to the North Pole

Kowalski: Skipper I have no idea why we're going to the North Pole but I could build some robots that act exactly like us

Skipper: great oh and we are going there to reason with Santa and his little reindeer and elves

Private: can we go see hunter and cupid!! :D

Skipper: uhhhhh maybe

Private: yay!!!

Rico: nort pole! nort pole!

Kowalski: Skipper it could take 5 days to build the robots and it could take hours setting it up

Skipper: then we leave next week

Kowalski: maybe...

"Are you feeling okay right now Lilly? Blanket the right temperature? Pillow fluffed good enough? Mattress adjusted properl-" said Skipper. "I MAY BE PREGNANT BUT I'M NOT HELPLESS!!!!" yelled Lilly. "Oh, excuse me then, but I'm just being a gentleman, besides, it's rude to push a pregnant lady around," said Skipper, lightly patting her slightly bulged stomach. "That's fine, but don't be so overly dainty about it, by god that gets miserably annoying," said Lilly. "How long have you known?" asked Skipper. "For about a week now, the egg should be out in a few days, maybe a couple weeks," said...

Things only took a largely devastating turn for the worst. The occasional dry spell that went to the Midlands, which usually lasted for no more than a month, had begun to last much longer than it usually did. After a second month, the heat became intense. Skipper suffered financial losses due to the drought, since he had once been a crop tycoon of the world, that meant those tenderly delicate grapevines growing in the pristine volcanic hills, made up a fourth of his expenses and profits, now a quarter of his money was now shriveled up and laying in a heap. The devastation extended much further,...

"Boss, we just brought her in," Al said bluntly. 

"Oh, her? Why good god, I know you guys are pathetically weak, but Lune got mugged by a girl? Haha! Aren't you all such good bitches~" The Kid softly purred, sitting back in his office. 

The door opened, two mobsters, armed to the beak with knives, dragged along a short female penguin, slightly thin with curled hairs as a result of being beat with fists, she didn't speak, not even evoking a feeling of anger, if anything, she almost looked glad that she was here. 

"Excuse us for a moment Al, she looks like she'll make a perfect victim.." The...

Part 3: The Wanted
Prologue

Madi continued to ram into the walls of the truck.

"LET US OUT!" She yelled. She kept trying to escape ever since the General had shot her with a new invention that wasn't supposed to be finished until months later. It was called a Super Stunner, a stun gun MUCH more powerful than a regular stun gun. It is 10 times stronger than a regular gun. Two shots and it could kill you. One shot and you WANT to get shot twice! Madi thought. She took a step back and crashed into the wall again. She cried in pain and fell to the floor. Skipper was against the wall, watching...