Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
mischievous
Granted but instead of working with Tom McGrath, you work for him as his assistant, he calls you his coffee girl because you bring him coffee whenever he says so.

I wish all POM character would turn to flesh-eating zombies (with the exception of Skipper and Marlene) so they could imitate Michael Jackson's famous song Thriller.
over a year ago AgentJazzy00 said…
big smile
(Coffee girl...AWESOME!!!!!!Hey I still get to work with Tom McGrath XD)
Granted but as soon as they start dancing,people fangirl/boy them and then a angry mob came and distroyed them...but then the came back to their normal selves.

I wish I got premoted :D (from the coffee girl thing :D )
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted -- you are now espresso girl.

I wish Frankie would reform and serve some useful purpose.
over a year ago AgentJazzy00 said…
big smile
^Granted,he gets a job by picking blueberries,but on his way back to the office,he "drops one" on the penguins,thus becoming public enemy number 2(1 being Blowhole :D) of the penguins.

I wish they would make a show called "The Fans Of Madagascar" baseing it on our OCs. :D
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over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Sadly, the show got so many bad reviews, no one watched it, even the OC creators themselves.

I wish we can see a musical episode of POM. With zombies. Ninja zombies. And a guest star... just in case.
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. Too bad the Zombies got hungry and ate the Guest stars brain.

I wish all these stupid OCS would disapear
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. No seiously, it is. Sadly, this only in my head. :(

I wish the POM creators would hire me on as a writer for the show.
over a year ago AgentJazzy00 said…
big smile
Granted,but the zombies ate everybody before they started filming.And they ate ADAM SANDLER!

I wish the penguins had a penguin hatchling,and it was a girl and it was me. :D and they didn't give me away,or I got transfered,or died,or any possible way I can leave :D
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. But you're only allowed to write Morts lines.

I wish all the lemurs turned into unicorns for one episode
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. They now play leap frog. Which is painful.

I wish the lemus stayed as unicorns for a whole season.
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. They barf rainbows and poop butterflies all over the habitats.

I wish each of them as unicorns had 200 horns.
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. They are now freaks of nature. I don't see the downside.

I wish Becky and Stacy show up in more shows.
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. But they're too scared of Marlene to do anything plot-worthy.

I wish Private would show his non-innocent side that we all know he has.
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. After a humiliating episode that puts C.O.P's to shame, Nick no longer wants his bad boy image to influence children and took him off the show.

I wish Nick wouldn't care and make a string of bad boy episodes anyway.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted, however they were too lazy to make it.

I wish the penguins could travel to the future and see their older selves.
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
Wish Granted. But now there are children going around in leather jackets, beating people up and not listening to their parents.

I wish the new bad boy children would take over the country and make candy the new currency
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. But everyone's broke due to eating their money.

I wish the nation could be lead by Skipper.
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
Wish granted. But now everyone in the nation is paranoid, and a new war is declared every 10 minutes.

I wish Joey was nice for one whole episode and made the penguins cupcakes.

over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Granted, but living in a paranoid nation, no one would take him seriously and Joey gets grouchier then ever, spitting in their cupcakes.

I wish Rodger were mean.
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over a year ago AgentJazzy00 said…
big smile
^Granted but Rodger made POISION Cupcakes.Then the penguins died :P

I wish Skipper made Tom Mcgrath a B-day cake :D
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over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted, but since Skipper was poisoned, Rodger baked Tom Mcgrath a cake, and ultimately, he was poisoned too.

I wish Tom McGrath was a zombie.
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over a year ago AgentJazzy00 said…
big smile
Granted,but now he only eats penguin brains XP

I wish the penguins weren't zombies anymore :D
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Granted, sadly, this only lasts moments before McGrath feasts on their brains again.

I wish the whole show were made entirely by zombies, and the show itself featured zombies. With ninjas.
over a year ago AgentJazzy00 said…
big smile
Granted,but the ninjas killed the zombies and now the show is called The People of Madagascar.It's really boring.

I wish I can create a time machine and make all the zombie stuff go away. (XP)
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
mischievous
Granted, but sucked into a world full of zombies, and when they saw you, they killed you.

I wish Marlene and Dr. Blowhole started dating in a secret underground lair and then Blowhole proposed to her.
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted, but Marlene declines his proposition.

I wish that one of the voice actors was my neighbor.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. Too bad the ground under your house caved in and you had to move.

I wish Kowalski's feathers were blue.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted but later on, you actually found out that the reason why his feathers were blue is because he was choking on something.

I wish Julien could beat the penguins using Capoeira, a Brazilian fight dance.
over a year ago krazy4kowalski said…
laugh
Granted, but unfortunatly, it was only in a dream sequence.

I wish Dr. Blowhole could be in another special.
over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
laugh
granted, but you never ever get to see it or even hear what its called!!! XD

I wish that Kowalski will have his own personal show AND i DO get to wach ALL of it!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted but the ratings were so low, they had to cancel it.

I wish Marlene would play hot potato with the penguins.
over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
laugh
granted, but it blew up in her face and she blames you so now she hates you >:D

i wish i could eat fiiiiiiiiiiiiish without almost throwing up!!!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted you ate fish and it came out the opposite way.

I wish that Julien would dress up as ballerina and he would say "Hey everybody look at me I'm a ballerina, I twirl around and say the prettiest things" XD
over a year ago quasomeness said…
smile
Wish granted, but King Julien lost his crown to the rats while dressing as a ballerina.

I wish PoM would air more frequently.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted, but the studio broadcasting the show were destroyed and POM stopped airing.

I wish the Koala habitat was destroyed again so I can take Leonard home with me.
over a year ago AgentJazzy00 said…
big smile
^granted,but after you took him Sub-Zero froze him and took him to Mortal Kombat World.

I wish the penguins were playable chariters in Mortal Kombat,and Skipper has a move BETTER than Scropeon's and Sub-Zero's.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but the penguins were only playable once and the next time you played the game again, they suddenly disappeared.

I wish Fred could find a squirrel girlfriend (aside from Marlene of course) that could tolerate his brand of stupidity.
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Granted. He's now exclusively dating Lady Gaga. Fans around the world on both sides are saddened by this.

I wish I could have a cardboard cut-out of every character in POM. With pre-recorded lines I can listen to when I push a button. And laminated.
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted, but the pre-recorded lines are in a foreign language which you can't understand.

I wish Kowalski could discover new element for the periodic table and name it Kowalskium.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted but he was only a penguin and the human scientists could not understand a word that came out of his mouth.

I wish the penguins would turn into detectives for one episode.
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over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
laugh
Granted, but then Rico messes it all up and they dont get to do anything!! XD

I wish that Skipper would tie Rico up for no reason!!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Skipper tied Rico up to some train tracks. The 8:47 is always on time.

I wish... for POM character candy. And Kowalski's was raspberry falvor.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted, but it was gross.

I wish Skipper would sing a song by LAdy Gaga.
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
Wish granted. Skipper decides to sing "Bad Romance," but Skilene fans take it the wrong way, and it isn't pretty after that.

I wish we could see Rico be intelligent.
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. He is now the nerd of the group and replaced Kowalski.

I wish Marlene would sing Milkshake by Kelis.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
smile
Granted, but she was hit by a comet when was about to sing

I wish Dr. Blowhole became an idiot for one episode.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted, now every Blowhole fan hates you!

I wish the penguins turn into Vampire-penguins! ^w^
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but they turned every zooster into a vampire and now the world is plunged into darkness, all because the penguins turned into vampires.

I wish Hans would turn into a vampire hunter and eradicate the vamp-penguins.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
Granted. He killed them and now PoM is cancelled.

I wish I can visit the PoM dimension!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. You've visited the POM dimension, but landed yourself the job of Exterminator X's lackey. You are now called, Exterminator Z.

I wish Mort didn't have a foot obsession.
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