Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago Penguin11 said…
Granted. Too bad it was provided by the dumpster and he got the flu...

I wish Private's lollipops would spontaneously implode.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Wish granted. But he ate the lollipop before it did.

I wish someone had the flu.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But you got it.

I wish Skilene would happen in an episode
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Granted...that it. XD
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
laugh
Granted, too bad Kowalski bursts in and totally ruins the SKilene goodness.

I wish I was a penguin, and dating skipper, and we didn't fight or have any problems.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Granted. But Skipper broke up with you 23 seconds later.

I wish Kowalski was my teacher!
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
Granted, too bad you have 5000,000,000 pages of homework.



I wish Mort would go 'Rambo' style and shoot up the place.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Wish granted. But he shoot up your house.

I wish Kowalski was my tutor.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
smile
Granted. But you're mobbed by his fangirls.

I wish Kowalski would be my bf.

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over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Granted. But then hundreds of fangirls wanna kill you.

I wish Skipper had a round head. XD
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. Now no one recognizes him and he get's locked out of the HQ.

I wish Marlene will come on Fanpop soon.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Granted. But not soon enough! Nah, jk.

I wish Private wasn't fat.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But now he's bolemic and Skipper blames you.

I wish I had a pair of awesome spy-sunglasses.
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over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
Wish granted. Kowalski invented it for you, but it exploded.

I wish Rico lost his mohawk.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But now Rico's having a panic attack and regurgiting explosives that explode us all.

I wish Rico would give me a flamethrower.
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over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But Rico likes his flamethrower and instead he gave you a fake one that blows bubbles. XD
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
LOL!!! :)
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
I wish I could go on a life-changing, action packed adventure with Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted! But then Kowalski got penguin napped!
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a tracking machine and 20 lbs of dynamite.
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over a year ago Annacrombie said…
Granted but the dynamite blew up the tracking device

I wish that....hmmm I wish that Kowalski became King of the world and me as the princess
over a year ago Sandrei said…
Granted but then the whole world would turn into a Snowcone field XD
I wish Skipper would be my karate teacher <3
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted. But Skipper knocks you out and you forget he was ever your teacher, not to mention everything else from the past six months.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted. You wished that you knew everything about Skipper's past but then Private accidentally sprayed Kowalski's amnesia gas on you and you forgot everything!


I wish Skipper and the others gave me one of their weapons with their autographs on them :))
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted. But on your way back from the zoo after receiving it from them, you run into Dr. Blowhole and are forced to fire it at him. Consequently, this destroys both the weapon and the autographs.

I wish every single episode was on DVD, not just the few that were selected for "Operation: DVD Premiere."
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted! But you missed Dr.Blowhole. I wish I had a bomb!
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but it blows up in your hands.

I wish the Penguins would sing a song for me.
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over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted! But then you see them die right infront of you. I wish I lived in the penguins HQ!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Granted. As the position of 'Private' is already taken, you're now the live in maid.

I wish I can prove Kowalski wrong.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But you just crushed his fragile ego and everything that he lived for, and he never talks to you again.

I wish for a Penguins of Madagascar marithon today.
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over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Granted. But he was actually right.

I wish Skipper can sing.
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. Too bad Skipper only sings "This is the song that never ends..." and drives you insane.

I wish Roger would bake me some muffins.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Granted. But he accedentally put poison in it.

I wish Skipper knows how to cook.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. Too bad he's not a GOOD cook.

I wish Dr. Blowhole would get mobbed by random fangirls and his segway would break down.
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over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But then r.Blowhole died. Now Nori is gonna kill you.

I wish Skipper knows how to do the tango.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but he only dances it with Rico. Disurbing...

I wish Private could fly.

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over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted. But he flies into a tree. I wish I can help him!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Granted. But then he crashed and landed on you which caused you to get a broken hand.

I wish Rico was smart.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But then Kico happened and emotionally scarred Private for life.

I wish Private was the Skipper for a day.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted. But then Skipper retired. I wish I turned into Private 4 the day.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But between Skipper's paranoia, Rico's bomb obsession, Kowalski's inventions you have to test, and all the training, you're drivin insane.

I wish the penguins would throw a party and I'm invited.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But it was lame-o.

I wish fish can fly.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted. But the fish die fast. I wish Rico had icecream.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
smile
Wish granted. But it melted before you gave it to him


I wish Manfredi and Johnson would resurrect from the dead... if they are dead xD
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But then I killed them.

I wish Marlene was braver that Skipper.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. Sometimes Marlene can be braver than Skipper, right?

I wish Kowalski could lend me his shrink ray :))
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted. But by an accident he gave you the wrong thing. I wish I knew what it was!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Granted. It was a death ray. XD

I wish I'm half-lemur!
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted.But now you are somehow related to king Julien. I wish I was related to joey.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
big smile
Granted... I think. Check if you have a lemur tail. I don't know if the wish was granted... xD LOL

I wish I met Skipper's parents :)
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