Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
last edited on May 28, 2010 at 05:45PM

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over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
meh
Granted but you thought of drowning now you're drowning...


I wish I didn't come back to life
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
Granted. But you're a ghost.

I wish flip-flops will rule the world.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted but now the world smells all rubbery and flip-floppy xD


I wish I saw a flying piranha :)
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
granted but then it ate you

I wish i could go on a mission with the penguins
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted but Julien accidentally sprayed amnesia gas on you. Now you forgot about your mission with the penguins


I wish there was a 3-hour Skilene special :)
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
granted but it was all a dream (yes! marski rokz)

I wish that i could draw a mostache on skipper (lol)
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
@annacrombie YOU'RE A MARKSI??? AWWW... I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SKILENE!!! :( anyways

Wish granted but I erased it

I wish Skipper can set foot on denmark
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
(marski foreva!)

granted but then he was arested


I wish that i could create an epsiode plot for PoM
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted but the director dude was so bust he didn't have time to listen to your plot (no offense if it's offensive for you)


I wish Dr. Blowhole never got his mechanical eye :))
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. You find out he has a lazy eye and the mechanical eye was just a cover up.

I wish for a full deck of cards to play spades with the penguins.
over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
surprise
wish granted. but the wind blew it away

i wish private was more thinner. LoL!! BTW dsprtpenguin's bro!!!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Wish granted. But then he got more lighter and flew away with the wind.

I wish Lola appeared.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
big smile
Granted but she spontaneously burst into flames.

I wish Mort was kind of the lemurs.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
@penguinangel BURST INTO FLAMES! cracked me up
btw your wish dosnt make sense
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Typo, sorry, I wish Mort was King of the Lemurs.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
wish granted but now the world is in flames

I wish i could pour ice water over blowhole
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But now the's planning on hunting you doen to pour ice water down your back.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
YAY! NOW THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE WANTING TO POUR ICE WATER DOWN MY BACK! hmmm the list will reach over 500 names if i can gett 11 more people to join it!
over a year ago Sandrei said…
I wish I was Skipper's girlfriend in the world of POM
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad you fought so much he broke up with you after 3 consecutive minutes.


I wish chickens rained from the sky!
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
gratned but one fell on your eyes and your now blind

i wish i had a plot for a PoM story to go on fanfiction.net
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
Wish granted. But then you forgot.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
:( eh ive still got ideas....or did i forget them
over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
blush
wish granted. but you still got plenty ideas right?

i wish dr. blowhole and doris just dated for only one night.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But during the date Kowalski came and attacked Blowhole.

I wish Private could regurgitate stuff like Rico.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted.But then Private & Rico go crazy for explosions. I wish Private had a flat head like Skipper!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. He had such a suitable flat head, that he quit the military thing and started breakdancing for a living.

I wish I could dance like Julien.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted.But now Julien got cancelled from the show and you took his spot. I wish Skipper had green eyes :D
over a year ago Nori4Reel said…
no way Maurice! DX
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
@Maurice01 wish granted but he doesn't know how to make his eyes green so he used contacts...

I wish POM would win an award for the BEST TV SHOW OF THE MILLENNIUM!!!!!
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted. But the award was only issued by me, and consequently received no press coverage.

I wish Julien ate a fish.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
grated but it was posin

i wish that my tooth would stop hurting(no relation to PoM there)
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted. But it had to be pulled. By Rico.

I wish that the clock in the penguins' HQ displayed a more realistic time. It seems to always be stuck on 12:00 (and possibly also 6:00 or something, but it rarely -- if ever -- reads a different time).
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted. But now that it's repaired, for some reason it's stuck at 3:00. I wish Marlene had a twin sister!
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Granted but now Marlene and her twin sister are fighting over Skipper


I wish I could taste the phony fish cakes!!! *ugh* this is a risk I must take!!!
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, and they tasted even worse than you thought possible.

I wish that everyone would stop bugging Col_Skipper and Lt_Kowalski.
over a year ago fun123fun said…
wish grated but now no one lisons to skipper or kowlski =(

i wish i could be a penguin FOR ONE DAY! to see how the penguins life is


over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But you get body slammed by the Rat King and forget the entire day.

I wish I had an ice cream sunday that is NOT poisoned and tastes good.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted but it exploded for no reason...


I wish I could go to Antarctica with Skipper!! :)
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
big smile
Granted, but it wasn't Skipper the penguin.

I wish all of the PoM characters would star on an episode of Wipeout.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
mischievous
@Penguinangel then who was it?

Wish granted but now the humans are angry at them for winning

I wish I could dethrone Julien!!! (mwahahahahahahaha!)
over a year ago PrivatelyFunny said…
tongue
Wish granted. But I replaced King Julien.:P

I wish mort was less annoying.:))

Sorry mort!!:)))
over a year ago Manfred_Johnson said…
Manfred: I wish I had a invinsable, oh what, I am already...
over a year ago ggreen7295 said…
@Dsprtpenguin.
I'm sorry, that wish is impossible to grant.

I wish Mort would die a horrible death.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
@mandfred_johnson YOUR'E INVISABLE!

Granted but then everyone blamed you and you went to jail (its either that or a dream)

I wish that i could have all of Rico's weapons (the good ones he keeps the bad)
over a year ago ggreen7295 said…
@Annacrombie

(Hey as long as mort is dead and I get to wacth PoM it's worth it!)
Granted, but it's only accessible to penguins only

I wish apon a star... that it doesn't hit me! AHHHHHHH!
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
grated you catch the star but it explodes in your hands

i wish for....all the PoM charcater's come to visit me in england
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
@ggreen2795 now that you said it... it is impossible to dethrone king julien....

Wish granted but their plane crashed and now they're trapped on an deserted island.


I wish I could save them from the deserted island.
over a year ago fun123fun said…
wish granted but how are you going to get out of the island the water is filled with orcas and sharkes the sky if filled with flesh eating birds and the island is made out of quick sand! the isalnad is in the bremuda triangle



i wish i can becoume a penguin and marry skipper the penguin and we never fight!
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over a year ago Annacrombie said…
grated but it was all a dream (hehehe)

I wish i could stay with the penguins for the week
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