Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. Too bad you have to wait until the KCA 2011!

I wish PoM wins KCA 2011 for favorite cartoon!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted. Too bad Spongebob's popularity was too much, even for the penguins.

I wish Buck Rockgut returns to take revenge on the penguins.
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
Wish granted, only he's still lost after still not discovering the place Skipper calls "gerfergigglestan" or the Red Squirrel.

I wish Julien would stop having dance parties so late at night.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
Granted, but now he dances in your house next to you 24/7.

I wish Skipper could flyyyy.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted, but then lighting came out and electrocuted him.

I wish Private didn't retire playing golf as Mr. Tux.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, he now crazily swings golf clubs by practicing and accidentaly gives a fatal blow to Kowalski's head.

I wish the POM penguins bombed a lift bridge!!! 8D
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
granted but the lift bridge came up SO fast that it wacked the penguins and they landed in madagascar!

I wish that alice got fired and I took her place!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted, too bad that animals gave you such horrible time that you quit after working for only 10 minutes.

I wish Rico could talk normally.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
Granted. Unfortunately he still talks the way he does because he's too lazy to put his feelings into words. XD

I wish Marlene sang in front of the whole zoo.
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
laugh
Wish Granted. Too bad she lost her voice right before tthe show, and JULIEN had to take over! 0-o................

I wish I could go to the Central Park Zoo and adopt Private!!!
(even though he broke all my bras!!!) XD
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
wish granted but the other animals become jelous and kill u and private

i wish the penguins comferted me
over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
Wish granted, but the next thing you know, they are stepping all over you to go on a mission, ditching you behind

I wish to watch Otter Woman
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. However they stopped airing the episode.

I wish that Marlene and Skipper did fall in love in Otter Woman (with only Normal Marlene not Bleached Marlene).
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted, he now hates when Marlene gets bleached.

I wish there was more Skilene.
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
mischievous
Wish Granted. Too bad im never gonna let THAT happen.

I wish Skipper would STOP falling for so many girls! What about Kowalski or Rico!?
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
laugh
granted however skipper is now depressed cause he loves nobody and no one understood what Rico said! Kowolski used all his dates and himself on the love-u-lator and Private was sad that u didn't say him and he didn't get a date! So nothing worked out!

i wish the penguins were kings of the zoo!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted. But Julien would not relinquish his crown.

I wish Maurice left Julien and worked for Blowhole, he would much more be appreciated by the evil dolphin.
over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
laugh
Granted, someone named Maurice left his boss, Julien who acts like a king, and works for a boss that really likes him thats a dr. named dr. Blowhole and his nickname is 'the evil dolphin'

I wish Kowalski the penguin loves me!!!!!!!!
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over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
Granted, but in the end you found out it was only one of his many experiments, this one testing on how to brainwash a freaking fangirl. In other words, he only pretended to love you.

I wish for Joey the kangaroo to be nice!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted.However he was just pretending to be nice.

I wish Leonard didn't act like a jerk to the penguins towards the end of the episode Kanga Management. (I just had to let out my fan boy craziness out for Leonard haha, I really admire the koala)
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Graaaaaanted. But Leonard acted like a geek instead!! :P

I wish the penguins had a bigger exhibit.
over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
laugh
Grandted, but they got moved to a different zoo, then Kowalskis expiriment blew up, then they moved back.

i wish i would marry Kowalski the penguin and he REALLY loved me! ha ha!! beat that.......
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
cool
Granted. But then he filed for divorce 5 minutes later.

I wish Kowalski were here, so he would help me with my math homework.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but problems eventually lead you two to argue who is correct.

I wish Private's mother was alive in his fractured psyche. (in other words, he thinks he's his own mother and pretends to be his own mother when he's lonely and has nothing to talk to)
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over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
laugh
granted but too bad i have no idea what your talking about XD


I wish that we never divorsed!! ( from last wishs grant) and i wish kowalski had to love me no matter what!! And also we can NEVER divorse!!!!!!!! ha ha ha
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but it starts becoming less true love.

I still wish Private's mother was alive in Private's twisted mind. (Basically when he's lonely, he talks to himself, pretending to be his mother, wearing a wig, and taking it off when he switches to his normal self)
over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
laugh
Granted, though, privates just lonly because his mother abandon him.....
p.s. mines still love,though!! XD

I wish that Kowalski the penguin came up and kissed me right now
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
big smile
Granted, but he gave you a short kiss.


I wish Skipper laid on a bed of nails!!!
over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
heart
Granted, but he broke every bone in his body and wont get out of the hosbital til 3 years XD

I wish me and kowalski were in deep love with each other and it cant get smaller, only bigger and we get married and have children!! XD
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over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
laugh
Wish Granted. But after you gave birth to your kids, you suffered from post pardom derpession, and you never speak to Kowalski or anybody else....0-0 (sorry)

I wish that somebody could find a ENGLISH link to the otter woman episode!! OOh, and ALIENATED!!! XD
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but the English type is Old English, so you still take a while to understand it.

I wish Kowalski kept that big brain in the episode: 'Brain Drain'
over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
heart
Granted, but her ate more fish, and his brain became small again.

Me wishes to watch the Otter Woman right now, with nothing wrong with it, and shan't get cut off in the middle or whatever!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
big smile
Granted, but it only shows up once, it comes up earlier than you expected and you missed it.

I wish the penguins met my oc emperor of Antarctica Richard!!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
smile
Granted, however when they meet him, they beat up Richard and dispose the body by burning it.

I wish I can see a picture of Uncle Nigel.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
blush
wish granted but it's not a pretty site.......................!!!!!!!!!!!.

i wish i could marry one of the penguins!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted, you marry one of the penguins. Sadly, the sanctity of marriage isn't what it used to be in Vegas and you two divorce barely 24 hours later.

I wish they made a whole episode centered around Officer/Exterminator x and what he does on an average day.
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
smile
Wish granted. Only some stuff just wasn't appropriate for Nickelodeon, so they cancelled the episode. :P

I wish there was a new one hour special with Dr. Blowhole in it, and with some Skilene moments!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. They made an entire episode featuring Dr. Blowhole and several juicy Skilene moments... for the blind and deaf. You stare at a black screen for a whole hour.

I wish the other characters stop being so indifferent to Marlene and actually consider her as a living, breathing character with thoughts and ideas.
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
zzz
(Quick note: I know, right?! :o) I'd write more, but...tired & going to bed.
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
laugh
Wish Granted!!!!! But every time they follow Marlene's advice, they get screwed over. So now they don't trust her!

I wish the penguins would go with me on my camping trip this WENDSDAY!!!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but everything looks suspicious to them, the camp goes up in flames.


I wish they drove a more Jimmy Gibbs car (south for: Awesome) than that pink girly one!!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
smile
Granted. But they crashed the Jimmy Gibbs car and went back to the pink girly one!

I wish Skipper would slack off as a leader once in an episode.
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
laugh
Wish Granted. But now Kowalski's in charge, and one of his 'great' inventions blows up the whole ZOO! O.O

I wish a male otter could be transferred to Marlene's habit.
(I wanna see THAT for sure!)
over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
laugh
WISH GRANTED! but sadly it wasnt turned into an episode! XP

I WISH that .....that ......i wish that............ hmm,.....oh! i wish that i could control Skippers mind and make him look stupid infront of the whole zoo and all its visitors!!!
over a year ago alex356 said…
I wish I was a penguin and that skipper had a crush on me I also wish that the guys came to cocoa keys with me next for 2days
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over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
smile
I wish I could date Marlene (as a penguin) for one episode.
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
wink
granted but skipper kills you when u come back!

i wish to.......umm.....err......emm....know what to wish for
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
smile
Granted, but when you were about to speak, you lost your voice

I wish to see the Red Squirrel again in the episode A Visit From Uncle Nigel.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
big smile
Granted, but he's easy to defeat because Private messed up his other eye.

I wish Private rode a Black Crow!!!
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