Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted. But the penguins actually capture Dr. Blowhole this time, meaning there will be no third Blowhole special.

I wish Phil could talk.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
wink
wish granted but he's SO annoing so you kill yourself! I wish i was on the show as my ego!
over a year ago xDark_Angelx said…
Wish granted, but too bad you're only as a cameo in a very short scene.

I wish we could see the Hoboken Zoo.
over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
Wish granted, but not only do you see it, you're gonna live there the rest of your life.

I wish Julien's eyes turned violet
over a year ago LifelessPenguin said…
meh
Wish granted. He was bitten by a violet and poisonous scorpion.

I wish Julien didn't had a low-tick diet.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
cool
Wish granted. But he had enough of low-tick diet and resorted to eating stinky fish like the penguins.

I wish there would be a fifth penguin added, even though it's already late (aside from Manfredi and Johnson of course)
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
big smile
wish granted but after 5 seconds a volcano erups in his face and he dies!


i wish that i could watch episodes of pom {i don't have nick and i live in the uk so i can't always watch them!}
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Wish granted. But then they stopped airing POM in the U.K. in the television and blocked it from the internet.

I wish Antonio and Marlene could meet each other.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
Granted. But they will hate each other!

I wish I could meet the penguins of madagascar and join in with their missions! =^_^=
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted. But on one of your missions, you slip and break your neck. Causing your early retirement from the group.

I wish the penguins would go on a mission into Marlene's dream and examine what she dreams about.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
cool
wish granted but she was dreaming a “romantic” dream about skipper and it creeps the penguins out for life!

i wish i could find out who the hell manifred and johnson are!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Wish granted, Mafredi is a retired navy officer and Johnson is an American president, you've failed to specify who did you mean.
I wish I could look into Skipper's mind.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
smile
@coolkittycat101 Granted. You finally found out about Manfredi and Johnson, but then they accidentally sprayed you with amnesia gas and you forgot again.

I wish I could see Skipper slap a hippie.
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted. But Skipper confused you for a hippie and knocked you out!

I wish Slappy Hurt-Punch will punch Mort!
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Wish granted, but Slappy gets bored after defeating mort that he slaps you to insanity.

I wish Private could fly!!!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted. But then out of luck he fell on Cupid's back and they fell in love, so Private's decided to leave the team so he can be together with cupid.

I wish Private could catch the man turning the lights on and off in their fridge.
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
smirk
@dodge: wish granted but he falls and he has his mouth open and he eats u cause you're standing under him!

@hanz1162: wish granted but the man penguin-naps private ans skipper falls too peices!
i wish i fell in love with all the penguins!
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted, but they get jealous of each other and FIGHT TO THA DEATH!!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!!

I wish Skipper kicked a horse.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Wish granted. But then after he kicked it, a stampede of cows ran over Skipper.

I wish to see Julien and Skipper switch bodies.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Wish granted, but something wrong happens when swithing back, Julien's upper body now sticks out of Skipper's back.

I wish Private acted like Norman Bates in my fanfic 'Psycho'
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted, but Rico becomes jealous because his title of Psycho has been taken away. So he becomes Jason X and he and Private fight to the death.

I want to see Marlene and Skipper go on a mission to save their friends.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
sick
@63dodge: wish granted but the horse kicks him back and skipper dies!

@hanz1162: wish granted but the others don't reconise them and the penguins attack skipper in julins bodie!

i wish i could be a penguin and do missions with them and nothing happens to us!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but eventually the lack of danger makes y'all bored, you start doing dangerous stuff for fun and die doing it.

I wish Skipper found a cloaking device from antarctica and it came from my office!!! XD
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted. But the device cloaked itself and they can't find it!

I wish the characters of PoM are real! And nobody except the fans notice them!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted. But then you woke up and it was all a dream.

I wish to see one of the penguins go on a solo mission.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted. But it was boring...

I wish I have a dimension-hopping machine, so I can visit any Dimension!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
laugh
Granted, but you get killed by a violent parallel dimension Private.

I wish I caught Private doing the macarena in perfect Spanish accent!!! XD
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
mischievous
wish granted but for some reason he gets so excited that he has a heart attack and dies!

i wish to come back to life and be with the penguins who haven't forgotten about me we do fun dangours stuff but nothing bad happens!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Wish granted. But you then you realize you were only in a trance initiated by Blowhole.

I wish to see Marlene become a rock star.
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but Marlene, letting the crowds go into her head turns into an otter version of Britney Spears. Booooo!!! XD

I wish Rico vomited EVERYTHING in his gut.
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
angry
wish granted but she gets mobbed by fans and she kills herself!

i wish to murder blowhole for what he did to me!
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
Granted. But Skipper got mad at you for doing his job!

I wish I could hi-five Skipper!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
Granted, but he hi-five you so hard, you could not use your hand for a month. Because it became swollen.

I wish to see Eggy going on a penguins mission for once.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
big smile
Granted, but the dangerous mission kills eggy.

I wish Private lost weight for once.
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over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
@hanz: Granted, but his Mom found out and grounded Eggy!

@67dodge: Granted. But he ate sweets to much and got chubby again!

I wish I could play volleyball Skipper!
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted, but you get struck by the ball so hard it traumatizes you.

I wish Skipper would lose a flipper wrestle with me.
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
@fox, granted. But then he punched the ball so hard it went right through you.

I wish I could see Maurice sing.
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
blush
@hanz1192: wish granted but eggy gets himself blown up! {aww}

i wish to see the penguins drunk!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
sad
Granted, but they have a bar fight and get shot by police!!! XD

I wish Skipper slapped Hitler for making my ethnicity look bad.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
@67Dodge: 1.Granted. But Skipper swore revenge on you! 2. Granted. Hitler hates penguins now!

@hanz: Granted. but it traumatized you.

@coolkittycat101: Granted. But they didn't recognize each other and have a major brawl!

I wish I owned the Helmet and who-ever uses it owes me $500!
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over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted but then the helmet overwhelms your brain and it explodes.

I wish to see all the penguins join forces with Blowhole and become evil for once. And the only who can stop them is Julien and the zoo animals.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
laugh
Granted: But Skipper's strength and cunning easily kills Julien.

I wish Marlene tried to drown a fish!!!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
big smile
Granted, but then a bigger fish came out of the water and ate her.

I wish to see Kitka and Marlene fight for Skipper.
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
laugh
granted but julin blows up everyone!

i wish to stick out my toung to julin!
over a year ago 67Dodge said…
smile
Granted, but Julien summons the sky spirits to zap lightning at you!!!

I wish Private got his Butterscotch lollies taken away!!!
over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
cool
wish granted but private goes on a rampage!

i wish to be famous in the world of pom!
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Granted but your 15 minutes of fame ended before you could show it.

I wish to see Fred dance to impress Marlene.
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, but Marlene turns him down.

I wish Kowalski's stupidity became an apocalyptic virus.
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over a year ago coolkittycat101 said…
@hanz1192: wish granted but marlene wasn't impressed!

@67dodge: wish granted but you got it!

i wish to somthing funny happen to the penguins
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over a year ago 67Dodge said…
Granted, they all get drunk and sing.

I wish Skipper became stupid like Kowalski.
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