Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
last edited on May 28, 2010 at 05:45PM

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over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, but they find Max creepy, annoying and unsettling they decided to pass on the role and to other hopefuls.

I wish Kowalski invented the voice modulator that can allow him to imitate anyone's voices no matter how squeaky or pitchy it is.
over a year ago Skipperlovah258 said…
laugh
Granted but he caused an awful lot of trouble and got stampeded on by Roy and beat up by Joey.

I wish that Marlene would turn into a baby. (totally random I know)
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
Granted, but then Julien takes care of her like what he did to eggy, and we all know nothing's good gonna come out of it

I wish I had a Lovulator ray just like Kowalski's
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but it turns out your true love is somewhere in China, so you travel the world to find her, and can't be on the show in a looooong time.

I wish that Max and Fred could be best buddies.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, but the friendship didn't last long due to Max not able to tolerate Fred's idiotic personality XD

I wish Julien would give me a parting wish before I die
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but he doesn't like the idea, so he doesn't do it after all.

I wish that you DON'T die.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, instead Skipper dies...from a heart attack XD

I wish I could ride the Baby Fossa after Mort is done with him.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
smile
Granted, but Mort take forever!!!!!!!

I wish that the baby fossa would never grow up, and never leave CPZ.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
Granted, but unfortunately he's inherited his parents vicious, cannibalistic attitude, so the zoosters have no choice but to send him back to Madagascar to save themselves.

I wish I could ask the Sky Spirits to give Marlene a boyfriend
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
big smile
Granted, but she doesn't love him, and declines him.

I wish that story creator could get more and more EPIC!
over a year ago pomfan2 said…
big smile
Wish granted. But during the process of getting more epic, they ended up being the opposite.

I wish that Kowalski would act in a soap opera. (XD)
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, but Kowalski's acting was so bad. he was fired from the forever, and blacklisted so he could never work in Hollywood Ever again.

I wish that penguins, lemurs and Marlene would have group hug once their final episode airs.
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over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, it's all vry nice, until Rico pukes. XD

I wish that the final episode would be a special!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
crying
Granted, but there was a change at last minute, and it was replaced by a pilot of a new show, so the series finale episode never aired for a long time.

I wish that I never cried that PoM is ending so early...
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
sad
Granted, but all the Fanguins think you're being heartless, and ignore you.

I wish that we could stp talking about PoM ending, NOW!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, and then they renewed the contract for PoM and were all happy now.

I wish that I can talk the way Mason speaks with his accent.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, but it gets on everyones' nerves.

I wish that Jiggles ate Mort, instead of Julian.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, but Julien gets accused of cannibalism by everyone in the zoo and starts to hunt him down. Dead or Alive.

I wish that snowcones tasted just like penguins.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, and now Private has lost the appeite for them...

I wish that I could have a snowcone with Private and Skipper!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but the penguins were addicted to the flavor of snowcones, that they stole it from you and tried to grab it amongst themselves.

I wish that the Rat King and his minions got a home in the zoo instead of living in the sewers
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but they terrorize everyone, and the vistitors are scared of going to the zoo now.

I wish that Leonard was a girl.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted and Maurice falls madly in love with him/her and everyone's eyes goes like this O.o?

I wish I knew where Julien got the baby crib from Rock A Bye Birdie
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, he still uses it at night, sometimes. O_O XD

I wish that Skipper would stop slapping the team so much.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, he now kicks them in the face instead.

I wish that Private would borrow a book about ponies from a nearby library.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, but as he can't read, it's a waste.

I wish that Mason would teach Kowalski how to read.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but Kowalski forgets that Phil is really the one who can read while Mason only knows hand signals, so in short mason can't teach Kowalski how to read.

I wish that penguins would go sandboarding in the beach.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(*face plam* Thanks for pointing that out, Max! XD)

Granted, but Private keeps falling, and tumbling instead.

I wish that PHIL could teack Kowalski to read, while Mason translates.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but phil is too lazy to teach Kowalski and would only do so if he brings him a large hand of bananas.

I wish that Officer X is my mechanic who will fix my car, and I call him Mechanic X
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but you don't have a car, because you're a cat! XD

I wish that Kowalski could create a purple Jiggles, and call it Jigglette. XD
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, and then after Rico eats Jigglette not knowing that it's a purple jiggles. So now Kowalski is freaking out.

I wish Private poured hot, searing tea on Mason's foot during tea time and then laughs about it.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but it's so uncharacteristic, Skipper freaked, grabbed Private, and slapped him hard, over and over. XD

I wish Rico would turn hipster!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, Skipper's horried and fires him from the team, resulting in a robot replacement Rico.

I wish a choir group practice would be held at the zoo and all animals are forced to listen to it.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but it gets on Julian's nerves, and he terrorises it!

I wish that Marlene would... eat a hedgehog. O_O
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, but it chokes her and she dies, leaving Skipper depressed

I wish Skipper would let Private stay up late at night and let him do whatever he wants
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but Private is soooo bored, he keeps waking Skipper up to entertain him.

I wish that Lola would return.
Rico: DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but she thought that Ms. Perky was with Skipper so she got rid of her, which made Rico angry, and we all know that ain't a good sight.

I wish that Skipper would have a sleepover in Marlene's habitat for one night.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, and.... stuff... happens. XD

I wish that Julian would stop dancing for a year!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, but can't contain his urge not to move and so he kicks and punches everyone all willy nilly

I wish I could drown Skipper somewhere in a garbage dump
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but he pulls you with him, and you both die a stinky death!

I wish that Kowalski could find love from Doris
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, but they broke up soon after she realized all Kowalski wanted to ever to talk about is science, and rejects him for the 17th time.

I wish that I can compete in an ice eating contest against Private too see who can withstand the cold temperature longest.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but you both die of severe brain freeze.

I wish that Kowalski could find a way to bring Manfreedi and Johnson back!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, but they turn to zombies and bite the penguins and eat their spleen.

I wish someone would make a story about my friend Elmer the Dog
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but it's about his death. :(

I wish that Mort could have stayed big.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
Granted, but he went cuckoo and trashed everything, especially King Julien's habitat

I wish that I could touch Julien's feet without letting him or Mort go crazy! XD
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but Maurice goes crazy thinking Julian and Mort would go crazy.

I wish that the chicken could have been president!
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
Granted, but now he decrees that chickens all around the country are free to do whatever they want and who ever tries to stop them will be punished...hard!

I wish I gave Skipper my colds sickness right now
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(The chicken is a she. LOL)

Granted, but he still trains hard, and gets even more ill.

I wish that I could take care of Skipper while he's ill.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
Granted, but Julien tried to butt in and pushed you away, all because he wants to take care of Skipper all by himself.

I wish that Skipper would slap Julien for not being able to take care of him any better while he is sick.
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Granted, but Julien gets sick, too. Is there a bad side to that?

I wish Kowalski wouldn't get hurt anymore, but without giving up science or training.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but he becomes very boring, and no-one likes him anymore. (Save you, I guess. XD)

I wish that my penguins toys would come to life, and I'll have the penguins in my house!
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