Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
last edited on May 28, 2010 at 05:45PM

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over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
@Maurice: Granted. But he's your big brother, and he beats you up.

@dsprtpenguin: Granted. But they think you're weird and ran away.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
hmmm
@Icicle1penguin offensive much??????????
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
I wish I was stronger than Joey so I can beat him up!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
@dsprtpenguin: What? i wuz lying.

I wish I had peacock feathers!
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
@Icicle1penguin oh... i knew that xD

Granted but it all fell off your skin
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted! Now Skipper wants 2 marry you. :D
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
tongue
FTW!!?????


I wish penguins can fly :))
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted. They all flew 2 Madagascar. I wish I was king Julien.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Wish granted. But then you were lemur-napped. XD

I wish I can stand on Skipper's head. XD
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
mischievous
Wish granted but King Julien wants to kill you for impersonating him

I wish Marski never happened
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
mischievous
Wish granted. But it never did happen!
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over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
laugh
some people think it did. For example the Marskians....

I wish Mort stayed buff forever!!! :D
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted. But now he's on a rampage. I wish someone would stop him!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Wish granted. But then he went on a rampage in the zoo and no one can bring him down.

I wish used to work with Skipper.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted but Skipper doesn't like girls in his team so you were kicked out (sorry, if this seems offensive to you)


I wish Kowalski invented a snowcone machine and gave it to me!! :DD
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
Granted but it exploded and the world turned into a snowcone

I wish that marski was real
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over a year ago Maurice01 said…
@Icicle1penguin:Granted! Skipper now asked you out on a date. What do you say?
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
@Annacrombie Wish NOT granted SKILENE FOREVAH DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
laugh
Wish granted. But it only lasted for 2 seconds.'

@dsprtpenguin: Nope. It's hard to offend me. :D Oh, and Lol.
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over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
I wish I ruled the world.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
I wish the lemurs were penguins.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
big smile
I wish Skipper would get jealous in the episode Miss Understanding
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
@Dr. Blowhole. Wish granted. But the penguins defeated you. XD
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
@Blowhole: Granted. Too bad it's just a globe.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
I wish Marlene danced with Skipper...Oh wait. It already happened! :D

So instead, I wish fish tasted like Mangos.
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
I wish I roled the world with all the humans and other creaurse in it. As they all have to take orders and obay my rolings.
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over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But that was only a dream. :D

I wish Rico's doll was alive.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
big smile
Wish granted but too bad Skipper and the others stopped you... they weren't affected since they had this you-ruling-the-world shield :)


I wish Skipper was jealous in the episode Miss Understanding
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Wish granted. But she found Ken in the lost and found drawer and left Rico.

I wish to roller skate with Private.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smirk
Wish granted. But then you fell and broke your leg.
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
This is not right.....I wish I had my parents back so I could get to know them more better. I wish for my other eye to be heald too.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
@Icicle:wish granted. but now Rico doesn't like her anymore. I wish I can make Rico happy.
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
I never met you before. I know the other leamurs, but not you.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
crying
GODS!! no one's granting my wish.... :((
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But it was never showed on screen.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
GRANTED!
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
Maurice01, are you with those other leamurs?
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
Hey, let's follow the rules of the forum. You must grant the wish of the poster above you, and make a wish as well.

@dsprtpenguin: Wish granted. Skipper was jealous... jealous that he didn't get to try out the Love-U-lator first.

I wish that the Sky Spirits will strike Julien with the need to swing dance.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted.But now he is annoying the penguins. I wish Rhonda was here!
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
NO YOU DO NOT!!!!
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Why not?
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
She is at the North Pole right now do to a little problem we had.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but she won't stop singing ♪take me out to the ball game♪

I wish Skipper would reveal more about his past.
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
That was the code frase I gave her. When she has succeeded in getting the abjuct she was sent to get. She had to report to me and say that to let me know she had it.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Granted. But his past made you cry. I wish I had a love smoothie!
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
Skippers past will make all of you sad...not me of course. I am happy his past was the way it is.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But it tasted horrible.

I wish Dr.Blowhole was purple.
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
What?! No you do not!
over a year ago krazy4kowalski said…
Blowhole, stop taking all the attention! Follow the forum!


I wish I could write a POM episode.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
big smile
Granted. But it only aired in Atlantis.

I still wish Dr.Blowhole was purple. XD
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