Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago Maurice01 said…
@penguinangle:Granted??? I dont think he would realy like that
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
angry
Do not grante that wish!!!!
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish now un-granted!
over a year ago DrBlowhole1 said…
Much better. That leamur is on so I am getting off. Good bye.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Bye dr.Blowhole!
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
haha! now blowhole is gone i can re-un-grant that un-granted wish! @penguinangel granted but he painted himself blue

I wish that i was in PoM
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over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted. Now Kowalski fell in love with you.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
@maurice01 !!!!!!what!!!!!!! i dont know what to say.....
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Wha- I wish that Kowalski would fall in love with me!
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
.......im still shocked.............
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Wish granted. But Kowalski is getting confused of how he suddenly likes you two and he left you for Doris.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
i wish for.....cake!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Wish granted. But it was poison flavored.
over a year ago Annacrombie said…
yay! that makes me die for the 23rd time!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
I wish I have my own doll!
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but it fell off a cliff.
over a year ago Sandrei said…
I wish I could meet Tom McGrath one day...
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted. And then, you 2 start voice acting together. I wish I met the whole cast!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
crying
I wish people will stop laughing at me because of how I look. :'(
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Who would laugh @ someone on how they look? Those people are real jerks! Dont worry Icicle,dont listen 2 those loosers!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Eh, To me it's worse than a punch in the face, but heals quicker. *smiles* (Changing subject)

I wish Rico rode a unicorn, spreading red pixie dust whereever he goes. XD
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
I still can't get over it! I wish I can KILL those who were laughing at Icicle!
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
cool
But you can't because you don't live near me, you're only a foot tall, and there were three of them. Besides, I just like the fact that I'm probably better then them. :D

I still wish Rico rode a unicorn, spreading pixie dust whereever he goes! :D
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
GRANTED! But he just lost the respect of hundreds of Rico fangirls...

I wish Skipper would learn ballet
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over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
laugh
Lol!
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Wish granted :D
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
Where do you live?
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smirk
Philly, that's all I'm saying!
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
cool. I live in Canada
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
big smile
Back on subject, I wish i had a cream pie to throw at my sister
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over a year ago scifiguy1999 said…
Utah is my home...
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
cool
over a year ago scifiguy1999 said…
Tom Mcgrath???
NO!

I wish I could meet Jeff Glen Bennett, and then I would show you!!
over a year ago scifiguy1999 said…
Oops sorry, I was throwing that out to Sandrei.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But only for 5 seconds.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
@Penguinangel: Granted, but the pie tastes good.
over a year ago Maurice01 said…
I wish I can drive the penguins car!
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but u accidentally activated the lemur ejecting seat and u forgot your parichute

I wish the penguins would come to my next marching band performance 8D
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over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted but they got hit by a car on their way there


I wish I could use Julien's bouncy house :))
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted, but it was deflated.

I wish the penguins had a fighter plane.
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
big smile
Granted. But it crashed in your house.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
meh
i wish everybody could accept others for who they are
over a year ago Icicle1penguin said…
smile
Wish granted. But that's just me, does everyone else agree?

Hey, that rhymed! I wish there was something that rhymed with orange.
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. Now everything is perfect and there are no fights or wars or arguments and a big pretty rainbow is always in the sky...and the world is too perfect and becomes boring.

I wish Private had a snow cone.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted but you were so hungry that you had to eat the snowcone. Now it's gone and Privat5e's going berserk.

I wish I knew how to stop Private's rampage..
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. But involved 500 lbs of tnt, so you blew up the world.

I wish I had duct tape to fix the world.
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
big smile
Granted but when you were trying to fix the world, the duct tape got stuck into your hair... now your face and now every part of your body has duct tape :)

I wish I could go to Mars with the penguins :)
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
Granted. Too bad you don't have a space suit and exploded.

I wish Skipper had a lame accent. XD
over a year ago dsprtpenguin said…
Wish granted now Skipper has no fans!!! :(

I wish I could die.......................................­...­...­..
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
O_O Gr..anted. BUT THEN YOU CAME BACK TO LIFE!

I wish I could breathe underwater.