Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, and most of them are nice, but one keeps bullying us all.

I wish that I could meet you and Max personally!
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
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Granted, but Me and Max agreed to play hide and seek, with you as the IT, find us if you can, that's the only way you can meet us personally XD

I wish Private had candlelight dinner with Shauna.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but when he tries to make conversation, she doesn't understand him.

I wish that I find you and Max!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
(I like this guys idea, he's smart)

Granted, were in a country that has a needs a licensed visa, so when you forgot that requirement, you become an illegal immigrant and got sent to jail.

I wish that I can burn with zoo down with only a box of matches.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but I don't see why you would.

I wish you would explain yourself!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted but I bore you to death with my long winded explanation.

I wish that Private had his own secret garden where he can plant his own flowers without distrubance.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(Aww, nice idea)

Granted, but a flower plague comes and kills them all!

I wish that an octopus can be on the show.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, but he strangles my poor Mooncat while visiting the penguin, and when I finally get the octopus in my hands, I turn him to sushi.

I wish I can taste real snow and snowcones like the penguins.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
big smile
Granted, but it dissappoints you for some reason.

(I've tasted snow)

I wish that I could go to New York for a holiday!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
(I'm so jealous XD)

Granted but you accidentally boarded a plane to madagascar instead, and just like in the movie, you have your own madagascar adventure, with 3 annoying lemurs along for the ride.

I wish Rico could barf solid gold bars.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(One: Snow just tastes like cold water... XD Two: That don't sound so bad!)

Granted, but when he was found to be so valuable, Brick and Cecil, I think his name is, try to steal him!

I wish I COULD have my own Madagascar adventure with three annoying lemurs along for the ride!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted but they were meat eating cannibals, so the madagascar adventure you've always wanted turned into a fight for survival, a horror flick if you would call it, and without the penguins there to help you, well, your on your own.

I wish the fourth Madagascar Movie was on a cruise ship, and I was on it.
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over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but do we know for sure there's a Fourth? Since I don't, wish denied.

I wish that Skipper could slap Spongebob!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
(Awww XD)

Granted, but Spongebob told his fans and so in return they beat up Skipper to a pulp.

I wish there really was a 4th Madagascar film on a cruise ship, and then it sank Titanic Style along with me.

(let's see you make that worse)
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over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, plus a plane crashed into it as it sank, blowing half the dang thing up!

(HA HA!)

I wish that Uncle Nigel won't get knocked out so much in Story Creator.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but eversince Shelly knocked out Fred unconscious, he's now the replacement running gag character, succeeding Nigel.

I wish that Pinky was painted into a green flamingo instead of his natural color, Pink.

over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(One: LOL at the Fred thing. Two: Pinky's actially a girl)

Granted, but it looks like she's sick, and everyone is avoiding her, in fear of catching it.

I wish that there could be another musical special, and they sing songs like We are the Champions, and maybe a Skilene love song!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
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Granted, but the songs are horrible, and people who are listening to it, lost their sense of hearing afterwards.

I wish that I could anonymously send Skipper, while labeling the sender " from Julien", a message saying he's too fat and he's needs to lose weight.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
(You're evil!)

Granted, but Julian gets pulpised because of it...hey, that's not so bad! XD

I wish that I could have PoM in Heaven, when I die!
over a year ago Skipperlovah258 said…
smile
Granted, but all the other dead PoM lovers snagged the TV away for themselves before you could get to it.

I wish that Marlene and Skipper could do a duet together.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, you wish you hadn't.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted but the audience only hears babbling and start pelting them with tomatoes.

I wish that I could have the courage to confess to Skipper that I was the one who sent the message (I feel bad actually)
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over a year ago Skipperlovah258 said…
@ CC: (you're evil! XD)
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(@Skipperlovah: It was actually at Max's wish, because I'm certain he had posted, 'I wish I told Skipper, I feel bad now' after. Yours didn't show until after I posted it, I guess, and I didn't see until now)
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
smile
Granted, but Skipper could no longer control it and decided to take care of you once and for all. That night eyewitnesses saw a black and white penguin carrying a burlap sack in his flipper and dumping it in the sewers O.O

I wish it would rain coffee in the zoo.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, but Skipper has too much, and make like Private on a winkie rush!

I wish that Mort could be big again.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
Granted but this time he crushed Private which sent Skipper into deep depression following the incident.

I wish that Maurice has invisibility powers so he can get away from Julien whenever he wants.
over a year ago Skipperlovah258 said…
laugh
Granted, but the penguins noticed, mistaking him for Doctor Blowhole, so they start chasing him around the zoo.

I wish that Kowalski made an invention that turned everything into food.
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted, but this includes the penguins themselves as well as every other animal and human on the planet. What's left is a world full of food and no one to eat it.

I wish we could see what Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico look like when they molt.
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over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but it's twice as hideous as Private, since he's cute, and you wish you hadn't.

I wish that I could there would be an episode about Julian and Skipper getting trapped somewhere together and Skipper has to put up with that annoying Ringtail.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
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Granted, Skipper, after days of being trapped with him and without food and water, he goes cannibal on Julien and eats him.

I wish that Alice could hire me to work in the zoo at night.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
big smile
Granted, but Leonard is frightened of you, and won't go near you.

I wish that Skipper wanted a Salmon, and not a Kipper.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
Granted, but Roger eats him, and the Private, Rico and Kowalski wonders where Skipper is.

I wish that I could go with Joey on an Australian vacation in the outback, and maybe his wingman if he meets a Shiela.
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over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but Joey don't like travel buddies!

I wish that PoM was set in Australia.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
Granted, but Skipper, loyal as an American, stages a plan, to return the PoM setting to America.

I wish that Leonard has a twin brother.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
(Darn, Skipper, you spoil sport!)

Granted, but you can't tell them apart, and it gets confusing.

I wish that a female penguin could be in an episode.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
Granted, but she becomes the root cause when Skipper falls in love her, causing frequent arguments and eventually the disbanding of the team.

I wish Marlene would wash all my dirty clothes.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
big smile
Granted, but she's not prepared to be your Cinderella, and puts you in the achine instead.

I wish that there could be a PoM episode as a version of Hamlet!
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
Granted but somehow Shakespeare's ghost sues the producer of PoM for making that episode without his permission.

I wish Skipper would iron all my T-Shirt
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
surprise
(OH NO! MY DRAMA GROUP ARE GONNA BE SUED! :O)

Granted, but he won't be your servant, and irons you instead.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(Oh, sorry)

I wish that there would be a penguin Frankenstien.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
Granted but Julien gets jealous and makes his own lemur frankenstein

I wish Kowalski had trichotillomania, penguin style.

(trichotillomania is a disorder of pulling hair, eyebrow, eyelashes)
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Umm..... what?
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
smile
(trichotillomania is the unending urge to pull, what would happen if he couldn't not stop pulling all his feathers, that's what I meant in the wish)
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
big smile
(Oh, ok)

Granted, but soo he's naked, and sore from all the pulling.

I wish that there could be a PoM version of the movie Mamma Mia.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
Granted, but it ruins Skipper's image forever he can never show his face to the public

I wish that Private wouldn't sleep for a week
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but now that he's not 100% sleep-shape, ship-wise, he goes paranoid, and sees things.

I wish that Gladys could find herself a REAL cat.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
Granted, but Zoey goes all paranoia that her cover as cat will be blown, so she tries to make a scheme to get rid of the problem

I wish I can bury Skipper alive, 6 feet underground
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, but when he dies from suffocating, you get charged for murder.

I wish that Skipper goes back to Denmark.
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted, but he never comes back.

I wish there had been some native penguins shown in "Operation: Antarctica."
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