Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
last edited on May 28, 2010 at 05:45PM

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over a year ago _Lexii23_ said…
laugh
Granted but Kowalski find a popliteal error and demands it be re-written causing a flustered president to end the world with the doomsday button.. XD

I wish Julien would ask me out on a date!! XD (I'm a lemur and I just couldn't help myself!! Sorry!! XD)
over a year ago Gumball17 said…
Granted but he takes you somewhere he likes but you don't.
I wish PoM wouldn't end until the 107th season was over.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but by the time THAt happens, everyone is either really old, an can't remember PoM, or dead...

I wish that I could see what happens if Private becomes a hipster!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, unfortunately Private becoming a hipster becomes a worldwide infection, like a disease spreading like wildfire, and worse, you got influenced and become a hipster too

I wish that Mort and Maurice could make a short trip to Vlad the Impaler's residence
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
big smile
(Hey, Max. Remeber the wish about Julian getting sick and stuff?)

Granted, but they want to stay forever, and Julina is abandonded.

I wish that Max could meet a female cat and fall in love. <3
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
(Oh yeah, how could I forget that? Why do I get the feeling that Julien pretending to be sick is becoming canon XD)

Granted, but Max fell in love with Zoey first, so now he's not interested in meeting one because he's already got a girlfriend.

I wish that Max was the owner of We Love Cats Inc. a New York based company that sells cat related merchandise such as Max Plushies, cat food, scratching post etc.

over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(LOL, well, I'm writing an fan fiction about it. I'm thinking of calling it A Deadly Falsehood. What do ya think?)

Granted, but he soon becomes rich, and looks down on everyone.

I wish that Leonard's sister would be transfered to the Central Park Zoo!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
(oh I'd love to read it when it becomes available on FF.net)

Granted, but Leonard's only known fan, LeonardFan, becomes jealous when he gives her all his attention, not on LeonardFan himself

(please don't kill me LeonardFan)

I wish that I could give you cat related merchandise from We Love Cats Inc.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(I can put up a link to it here on Fanpop for ya, and others! And I'll be sure to say it was inspired by this forum! ^^)

Granted, and I'm grateful, but unfortunetly, I cannot give my address, for it is against my parents' rules. :(

I wish that I could visit you, so I could recive the related merchandise from We Love Cats Inc. :D
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
(can't wait)

Granted, yeah but If I gave it to you for free, I'd to have give everyone free stuff too, just to be fair. Which is bad for the company profits, later declaring bankruptcy and sending me off to the streets again. Boohoo!

I wish that I can bite off the head of the Miss Perky doll and the lunacorn doll.
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over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
big smile
(I would pay! Also, I can't either! XD)

Granted, but you-know-whos aren't too happy with ya...

I wish that I could visit New York just to meet Max personally!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but then I moved to another state, changed my name, got a face lift, and then worked as a bus driver with a license.

I wish I can fly to Las Vegas, Nevada and play casino, gambling and card games using the company's own profits.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but ya go bankrupt, and loose everything.

I wish that I could box with Joey!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, and punches you so hard, he makes a hole in your face.

I wish that Mort would finally shower, he's really starting to stink up the joint (Lemurs Habitat)
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, but he melts unexpectantly.

I wish that Clemson would turn good.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, he becomes so good, he turns into a peace loving hippie. Which Skipper vehemently becomes sick of.

I wish that I have a pet space squid.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but it goes bad, and eats you! BLAH!

I wish that I could think of a wish...
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted you think of a wish, but then it somehow disappears in the back of your mind at the wrong time.

I wish Skipper encountered the Headless Cabbie during a solo mission in the park.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
meh
WHAT?
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
(it's a legend I found on the internet, every night, on his date of the anniversary of his death, he comes out of his grave, looking for possible victims. I found that article a long time ago, but since lost it, sorry if I confused you. I should have explained better)
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(I see. Oh, I HAVE o tell SOMEONE this! If you don't mind. I'm currently watching Annie, 1982 one, and Imagine! Ten-years-old, and orphan, and she gets to meet the President, Franklin Roosevelt! OoO)

Granted, I;ll do the best I can, and he becomes a victom, and DIIIIIEEESSS!!!!!! XD

I wish that Kowalski turned into a gargoyle for three weeks.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
(I was ten years old at that time, so young that I was naive to believe any story I can hear. So I'm not sure if that was real or not. Oh ok, I will wait :D)

Granted, but Kowalski accidentally poured cement on himself and turned into a penguin gargoyle, no one noticed him for three weeks until Private chipped part of the cement. Poor Kowalski XD

I wish I could visit Alice in her apartment, it would be nice too see where she lives.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, but it's such a dump!

I wish that I didn't have to go t bed so I could wish and do the Story Creator. :(
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, you stayed up so late that your stay awake the next day.

I wish that Alice was in a band, and she was playing the organ, along with Chuck Charles on the electric guitar.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
meh
Granted, but they stink.

I wish that......................................­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­.. The penguins could visit Spongebob. O_O
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but it's in the middle of the deepest parts of the ocean, unfortunately they can only travel 3,500 miles underwater before it dissolves their ship, literally. So in the end, they never visited Spongebob.

I wish that a baby penguin, already equipped with all 4 penguins abilities was transferred to the Central Park Zoo but has his own separate habitat.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, but it's sooo good at doing stuff, it kicks the original four penguins out of the spotlight, and the show is now called, The Penguin of NYC.

I wish that Someone would put Mental Hen up!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but the first few part of the episode was so boring, people decided to fast forward to the part where Kowalski was dancing to the chicken.

I wish many people would give the new forum Lol Episode Game a try.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

Granted, but it takes up all their time, and no-one makes anymore Twisted Wishes.

I wish........*gone*
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
hmmm
(um what?)
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(Never mind)

I wish that Rico had the power of invisabiltiy!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, then he terrorized the city and didn't feel bad about it because no one could see him and no one will ever think to blame him.

I wish that Ms. Perky came alive and started walking.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, and Rico is delighted, until he find she's cheating on him for Julian.

I wish that Shelly woud be in another episode.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, and she stalks Rico again, kidnapping him to a secret place and becoming evil in the process.

I wish there was a picture of Uncle Nigel holding Private as a baby.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but it gets bruned by Rico, accidnetly.

I wish that Skipper coud take Private fishing!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted and somehow they got swallowed by a giant cat fish, while enjoying themselves.

I wish that Kowalski had an evil genius nemesis of his own.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but now Kowalski's misarable hat his inventions aren't as good as his!

I wish that Marlene was kidnapped by Blowhole, so Skipper owuld have to save her!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but Skipper injures his own foot and cannot go on a mission, so he only sends Private, Rico and Kowalski to save her.

I wish that I got rich just by insulting the whole zoo with my words.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, and you get richer and richer, but soon, everyone avoids you, and you went and watsed all your money. Look where it gets you! Back on the street.

I wish that the writer's block of A Deadly Falsehood, (story inspired by this forum) Will go away.... NOW!
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
zzz
(Nighty nighty, ninja!)
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, the writer's block goes away but, after you finish the story, someone else took credit for it instead of the original writer.

I wish the penguins had a spaceship as a vehicle
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but it break down one time their in space, and they die from lack of oxygin!

I wish that I could be Private, and be a TV star! LOL!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, but you find out the hard way that being a TV star is all work and almost no play. So quit now before it's too late.

I wish I could go lava surfing with Rico.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but both of you end up burned and melted.

I wish that I could see Phil and Mason throwing poo. O_o
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but you happen to be visiting the zoo when it occured, and worse you are of those that got the drop.

I wish I knew where Eggy's father is
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but when you tell Motehr Duck, she gets upset for your nosiness.

I wish that Ted would speak again.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, but unfortunately when he does speak, someone always interrupts before he can utter words.

I wish Archie would tell me what he really is doing for living...
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
Granted, but now that you're in on the secret, he has to kill you so you couldn't pass the details.

I wish that Ramona could have an episode about herself!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but she get's mistaken for Eggy due the similarities of their appearances, as a result, she does all the work and Eggy gets all the attention.

I wish for my own game night with Alice, the Rat King, Zoey, and Elmer.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
smile
Granted, but no-one can agree on what game to play.

I wish that my cats could be on the show, and be friends with Max!
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