Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Twisted Wishes

evviefoxx posted on May 28, 2010 at 05:41PM
The rules are simple: You simply make a wish and the poster below you has to grant it. But it must be granted and twisted around to make it funny. Try to keep it at least somewhat POM related.
For example:

Me: I wish Rico could talk.
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Radom poster below me: Wish granted. Rico can talk, but only in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Random poster below me: I wish I could visit the penguins.
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Me: Wish granted. You've visited the penguins in the San Diego Zoo. You should have specified.

Ect.. Ect..
Ya know.. just something to do when you're bored. Have fun!
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over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted, but now he's creepy about hands and elbows instead.

I wish the penguins really had made it to the moon.
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over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Wish granted, but they didn't have enough fuel to make it back.

I wish we would have another Dr. Blowhole special.
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted, but he performs open-heart surgery.

I wish the penguins could read and write English.
over a year ago SaturdaySurpris said…
smile
Wish granted, but now they either won´t stop reading fanfiction, flaming the pairings or posting stuff on the wall!


I wish Blowhole would take over the world! xD
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
smile
Granted, he rules over Planet Saturn as evil overlord Blowhole

I wish I could see the Penguins going on a mission in Egypt
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over a year ago Gumball17 said…
Granted, but they think you're a spy and throw you in jail.
I wish that me, the penguins, Marlene, and the lemurs, all humanized, could go to an LMFAO concert.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
big smile
Ganted. but the penguins terrorise the concert, and it's a fail.

I wish Skipper was Australia's Prime Minister.
over a year ago SaturdaySurpris said…
big smile
Granted, but he threw all hippies out and forced everyone to eat furros.



I wish that the old grandmother from Fred would guide them if they do decided to take the pigeon´s request at the end of the golden squirrel episode.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, too bad she retired and died of an old age 3 weeks later.

I wish Flippy was a special guest star on POM
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Granted, but he fell in love with Doris and now Kowalski's depressed and all the fangirls blame you.

I wish there was a female penguin on the show and she was my OC(meaning she's Skipper/Private/Rico's sister so they didn't kill her, and Kowalski doesn't kill her either, and it can't be a dream, etc. For more details on my OC see my fanfic)
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, but the producers of POM disagreed about any OC's on the show, so in the end the episode was never made.

I wish the penguins became a boyband with Marlene as lead singer!
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Granted, but they can't agree on a name for the band and it quickly splits up.

I wish Marlene could find the help and support she needs to overcome her popcorn addiction.
over a year ago SaturdaySurpris said…
big smile
Granted, but now she´s obsessed with furrors. and wouldn´t leave the penguins alone till they re-started the machine!



I wish Skipper and Julian have a DANCE OFF!!!
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, Julien dances non-stop and Skipper breaks a hip while nudging his body to the right

I wish Alice could talk and understand the zoo animals especially the penguins
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over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Wish granted, but she uses her powers to undermine the penguins commando missions and the whole unit is compromised.

I wish I was as awesome at fighting as Skipper.
over a year ago SaturdaySurpris said…
Granted, but now all of his enemies became yours too!



I wish Skipper would eat and apple.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
laugh
Granted, he eats the apple and pukes it out later on ( in reality, it was already rotting for 3 days)

I wish I could go fishing with Marlene and Julien in a piranha infested lake
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over a year ago GoTeamSkipper said…
Wish granted, but it turns out they were flying piranha and no one survived.

I wish that I could voice a character on the show.
over a year ago Gumball17 said…
Wish granted. You are now officially the voice actor of Ted the Polar Bear.
I wish they would bring back Kitka.
over a year ago SgtSkipper said…
Granted, she eats the characters and the show is discontinued.

I wish Burt would lose a little weight.
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over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Wish granted, but it was kowalksi's invention that did it, and the fat was transferred to you. You now weigh as much as a little elephant.

I wish I could vomit explosives and weapons without being injured like Rico can.
over a year ago Private1sCut3 said…
Wish granted, but the government discovers your freak power and locks you away for testing.

I wish Marlene would meet Antonio.
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over a year ago SgtSkipper said…
Granted, she falls in love with him and you get mobbed by angry Skilene fans.

I wish Julien wasn't so annoying.
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Granted, but now the show isn't half as funny.

I wish more people would read my fanfic and they liked it.
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Granted, but they threaten you to make more fanfictions.

I wish Julien would come out of the closet without disturbing any of the penguins in the process
over a year ago SgtSkipper said…
Granted, but now he dresses like a lobster. (wtf?)

I wish Leonard would appear in more episodes.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, he now becomes a main character and later replaces all 4 penguins as the stars of the show.

I wish I could make Rico cry
over a year ago Private1sCut3 said…
big smile
Granted, but when you make Rico cry, you have to deal with the other 3 penguins!

I wish Nickelodeon would be called Penguinlodeon and only play PoM episodes.
over a year ago SgtSkipper said…
laugh
Granted, but it gets removed for such an unprenouncable title. (I can't say Penguinlodeon XD)

I wish Kowalski shrunk again.
over a year ago GoTeamSkipper said…
smile
Granted, but Burt steps on him and he turns into a penguin pancake.

I wish that Skipper would dance at King Juliens next party.

(lol Gumball at the grante wish to me XD)
over a year ago SgtSkipper said…
Granted, Skipper dances and turns into some weid disco hippy and Julien gets jealous so banishes him.

I wish an aardvark joined the zoo.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, too bad the Amarillo Kid got jealous and he got rid of the aardvark

I wish me and Max could go Ice Skating together.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, BUT,it was in Summer, and the ice melted before you could get off.

I wish Private came to my world!
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over a year ago Private1sCut3 said…
Granted, but his cuteness overwhelmed the world into a state of being unaware of everything.


I wish Skipper would come with me to see Madagascar 3 and we would wear rainbow afros together.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
Granted, but he was paranoid about how the humans knew what they did in Europe, and threatened the whole movie theatre.

I wish that the peanut butter wikines will NEVER discontinue, and Private could eat them whenever he wanted.
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Granted, but he ate too many and his sugar rush became permanent.

I wish Skilene would happen on the show for at least one season and they got at least five minutes screen time per episode and the producers aired all those episodes and I didn't miss any of them and no non-Skilene fans tried to murder/kill/vaporize/spontaneously combust/maim/hurt/kidnap me and neither of them got murdered/killed/vaporized/spontaneously combusted/maimed/hurt/kidnapped.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
G-granted? But....uh....SOMETHING goes wrong, but I can't think...heh.

I wish my OCs, CC and Rune, could be in the show, and all the adventures that I make up foe them happen.
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over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Granted, but after the adventures they immediately go the way Manfredi and Johnson did. And also some of the adventures didn't get finished because you didn't finish some of your fanfics yet (hint, hint).

I wish there was a POM/Danny Phantom crossover and it was awesome and Skipper didn't get too paranoid or anything like that. And also only answer if you know what Danny Phantom is or at least not to lazy to not go to search it on Wikipedia.
over a year ago MaxTheCat said…
big smile
Granted, but Skipper doesn't like the guy with ghost powers, so there was no agreement between the two and the episode was never made

I wish Private would call Skipper daddy for once.
over a year ago SgtSkipper said…
Granted but then Kowalski starts dressing as a girl to be mommy and the viewers become confused and Kowalski fans mob attack you XD

I wish the badgers would return in a future episode.
over a year ago hotsnowsels said…
Granted, but they make the episode so boring that POM gets cancelled early.

I wish that the 'Lunacorn: Apocalypse' episode was NOT delayed, and would air tomorrow.
over a year ago JediPenguin16 said…
Wish granted, but your tv was not ready for it's awesomeness and blew up at the climax.

I wish that being a Fanguin was as big as being a Brony.
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Granted, but MAD kept calling it a disease worse than swine flu.

I wish Skipper lost his virginity to Marlene without either of them cheating or unplanned pregnancy
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
(@KowalskiRocks: :O I get the hint....
@mostar: I don't know what virginity means)
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
(@KowalskiRocks: :O I get the hint.... X3)

(@mostar: I don't know what viginity means)
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
Granted, but due to Skipper's actions and POM being a kids show, he was removed from the show and Kowalski now becomes the leader, leaving Private still wondering what the word virginity means.

I wish Alice could do streetdance to entertain zoo visitors.
over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(Firstly, are you saying I'm Private? If so, XD)

Granted, but the vistiors were so freaked out, that they left the zoo, it went out of buisness, and ALL the animals had to go to Hoboken!

I wish that Julian would turn into a chicken, and Darla would fry him...grusome, I know. XD
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
wink
Granted, but it was during the night and it was so dark that Darla had accidentally turned Mort instead of Julian into a chicken, and grabbed him by mistake. Now everyone wonders where Mort went to.

(actually, I was really referring to Private, he's to innocent to know those things XD)

I wish Lunacorns really did talk and fly in the POM world and Private took off with them.

over a year ago CuteCuddly said…
laugh
(Oh, well no wonder the fans say I'm Private in my pick XD)
Granted, but they turned evil and stabbed Private, then terrorized the whole city!

I wish that chocolate would rain..........I mean, that Kowalski's inventions wouldn't explode!
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
Granted but chocolate was toxic, so when everyone drank, they all got poisoned and they died. The end. XD

I wish I could stab the Lunacorns that stabbed Private
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