Uh....... what?

(LOL, Kelly Clarkson was funny! XD)

WWSS if Private waddled around the HQ, wearing a diaper? O_O XD

Private who did this to you. why are you wearing diapers? Are you trying to break my heart soldier?

WWSS to Private sharing his Binky with Julien right from his mouth? O.o O.O DX

Uh... that's um... insubordination!

WWSS if Mort stuck the binky on Julian's foot, and when he found it didn't work, he gave it right back to Private, who put it in his beak?

Do I still have to comment on that? T.T

WWSS if he found Rico drinking on milk bottle in his own bunk, with Kowalski giving him s bedtime story?

(LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Has someone found the Fountain of Youth, or has Blowhole turned them all into babies? *thinks for a moment* CURSE YOU, BLOWHOLE!!

WWSS if Private (now much smaller) crawled up to him, and said 'Dada'?

(AWWW, I can so, totally picture that!)

(^Haha me too LOL <3 XD)

Awwwww...Uh...I mean...Private! What in the name of candied yams happened to you!?!?!?!

WWSS if Kowalski did the same thing?

What in the world of candied yams is going on? Who keeps turning all of you into babies?

What if the rest of the zoo did the same thing? (I mean crawling up to Skipper and saying Dada XD)

(^XD)

NO! I'M NOT ANYBODY'S 'DADA'!!! I'VE GOT TO TURN YOU ALL BACK INTO GROWN UPS!!!

WWSS if what he just said made all of the 'babies' cry.....VERY loudly? (XD)

GAAAAAAH!!!!!! *plugs ears/earholes*
wWSS if Rico suddenly snapped back to being an adult?

Finally Rico, the effects wore off on you, meaning that you were the first to be turned into a baby. I know the effects are only temporary but we have to find a way to take of all these babies.


WWSS if the park animal residents were unaffected and decided to help Skipper?

Thank blueberry buckles! I need all the help I can get!

WWSS if there was nothing anyone could do?

What do you mean you can't do anything? Some of you have families, don't you know how to care of toddlers? T.T

WWSS if it was all a dream and when he woke up, he is seeing Marlene do the Kowalski dance, Otter Style right in front of him?

O____________________________________O....­...­...­.Uu­uuu­h..­..M­arl­ene­...­.ar­e you feeling OK?

WWSS if Marlene kissed him right in front of his soldiers?

Not right now Marlene, this is all of a sudden. Wait till midnight comes, I know of a place that's right for us. I'll do whatever I can to make you happy! Just not now, Private's watching.

WWSS if he was abducted by real aliens, and then got dropped off somewhere in a cornfield in Kansas?

CURSE! YOU! SPACE! SQUIDS!!!!!!!!!! Come on Rico...It's knock knock time..

WWSS if Rico all of the sudden lost his appetite for reckless destruction?

Eh we'll find a way home, come on you psychopath!

(Oooh I can totally picture an episode where Rico and Skipper are lost in a cornfield and desperately trying to get back home, meanwhile Private and Kowalski are frantically searching for them)

WWSS if an old lady came out of nowhere and started chasing them with an axe, and they can't defend themselves because Rico emptied out all their weapons from his gut? :O

SWEET DANDY CANDY! RETREAT!!!!!!!!

WWSS if he woke up realizing that he was having ANOTHER STINKING DREAM?!?!?! XD

Eh, better than having to kiss Marlene.
WWSS is she was a poofer? (PewDiePie reference)

Uh.... what?

WWSS if Blue Hen died?

Eh, not a fan. (XD)

WWSS if Marlene had to come back in California?

(So, WWSS if Marlene went back to Calafornia?)

(^Exactamundo.)

NO! I will not allow my girlfri...I mean...Marlene to be transferred so far away! (XD)

WWSS if he woke up one morning and the HQ was a T total mess?

(^XD)

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­! (I think he would say something like that... XD)

WWSS if he found out about PoM Fanfictions?

(^XD Haha yeah something like that XD)

*gasp* We've been compromised boys! Bug out! Men! Bug out!

WWSS if Kowalski and Doris FINALLY became a couple?

Kowalski you can't be serious, your choosing her over us? What did we ever do to you?

WWSS if Julien was the replacement to Kowalski, after he chose to leave the team for Doris?

Uh....are you sure we're making the right decision here?
KJ: *walks by* And we can put my throne here...and my smoothie stand here...

WWSS if Kowalski found out about Julien and decided to come back?

No dice soldier, I know you want come back and so do I. But remember, you were honorably discharged from the team, and the rules say....oh what the heck, Kowalski come back, we need you! X(

WWSS if he discovered that Rico and Private had enough of Ringtail and decided to get rid of him. Julien inexplicably disappearing without a trace for almost a week now?

I'm going to run a thorough investigation....So where is he Rico?
R: Wha? Me? *shifty eyes*
S: >:( Don't play dumb with me soldier.

WWSS if he found out that Private and Rico had accidentally sent him to Hoboken?

You sent Ringtail to Hoboken, now I hate him as much as the rest of you, but sending him to Hoboken is just a cruel punishment.

WWSS if Marlene voluntered to move out Central Park Zoo and into the Hoboken Zoo, just to be with her secret lover for 5 months, Hans and her mother-in-law?

O__________________________O..............­...­...­...­O__­___­___­___­___­___­___­___­___­e..­...­Mar­len­e..­.AR­E YOU INSANE!?!?!?!

WWSS if Private brought a kitten home and asked if he could keep him?

Skipper: No way Private, I'm not letting you keep the kitten home, not after your last pet, a turtle, died. Besides it's a crime to steal what's not yours.

Private: But Skipper, this kitten is homeless and he has been abandoned.

*Max comes in and asks for the penguins help*

Max: Guys, guys you gotta help me, some idiot in a black suit stole my child, who's just a small kitten. I think I saw him go into the zoo.

Private: Oooops.

(sorry I went overboard with the dialogue, I can't help it XD)

WWSS if Kitka wanted to invite them (4 penguins) to dinner?

(^XDXDXD No need to be sorry! It was hilarious! XD)

We'd love to Ms. Kitka...but I'm afraid we have important classified penguin business to attend to.

WWSS if Blowhole succeeded in taking over Manhattan?

Great Barrier Reef, in the name of all that is decent and good, hoover damn, (some other angry words), and what the deuce is Blowhole up to now?

WWSS if Max found out Private stole his son?

Private! I told you to give the kitten back!
P: I'm sorry Skippah! He's just so cute!
M: Give me my son back!
S: Private....
P: I'm sorry Max...*gives kitten*

WWSS if the kitten called Private dada?

Resist soldier, remember you're man-er, penguin. Anyway give it back Private, it's not yours

Private: I'm sorry Skippah, I...I...I just can't

WWSS if Private took off and ran away with Max's son?

(Man I feel sorry for Private, he only wanted a son X( )

(^Yeah. D': )

Stop that penguin!

WWSS if they finally caught up with Private but then were caught by Alice?

Skipper: Too late we've been compromised, retreat men, retreat!

Alice (annoyed face): Ugh, how in the world do you penguins always manage to get out of your habitat?, honestly, the next time I see you guys running around, I'm gonna tighten security on your exhibit!

WWSS if Alice was holding the kitten, then gave him to Officer X to take him to the pound and take his job back?

Max: My son! Nooooo!

(Oh I smell fanfiction coming along, however if I can't finish, i'll just have to request Miss Saori to finish it for me XD)

Oh great! Now we have rescue mission! Good work Private!

WWSS if he and his team were able to successfully rescue Max's son from the pound?

Okay, that went surprisingly well. Now, Private give it back!

WWSS if Private had already ran off with it?

That sneaky soldier is starting to get on my nerves, we better find him, again, and the next time we catch him, never let him out of your Rico, not even for a minute.

Max: Oh my son. where is he? He might be crying right now, poor thing. I need him back now!

WWSS if saw Private put the kitten in a sack and let float out to sea?

WHAT??? Private, are you nuts? That's insubordination, AND waaaayyyyy OOC!

WWSS if 'Private' was an imposter, and what was in the sack, floating out to sea, bwas the real Private?

PRIVATE! NOOO!! *tackles fake Private*

WWSS if Max's son was in the sack with the real Private?

Dangit... >X(

WWSS if there were heavey wieghts in the sack, making them sink?

Don't worry Private! We're coming! Dive boys! Dive! *all dive in water in pursuit of the sinking sack*

WWSS if they saved them with seconds to spare?

Thank heavens!

WWSS if Max;s son was onconsious from breathing in too much water, and they couldn't wake him?

Rico get me the defibrillator stack, we need to revive the poor kitten, asap!

WWSS if Max himself collapsed out of anxiety because of what happened to his son?

Somebody help the Cat! (Surfs Up reference)

WWSS if they got the kitten to wake?

Thank mother nature, she's not so harsh after all!

What if Private kidnapped the kitten again, placed him in a butterfly net and took off on a plane?

OH, COME ON! After ALLL we've been through, Private is STILL insisting on kidnapping that poor, defencils (spelling?) Kitten! *rants on for about fifteen minutes*
Kowalski: Uh, Skipper.
Skipper: WHAT?
Kowalski: Private's getting away.
Skipper: HOOVER DAM! *rants on for another hour...*

WWSS if Private's plane exploded, and he and the Kitten were falling with no parachutes?