(^LOL Sounds like a good idea to me. XDXD)

What?! They're babies?! What sort of trickery is this? I know Blowhole is playing a trick on my head, maybe he planted something inside my brain, so I need to hit my head on something hard

*hits head against tree*

Private: Kowalski, is Skipper ok? He's scaring me D:

Kowalski: Just back away slowly

WWSS to Private and Kowalski backing away slowly?

Oh thank goodness! You're not babies anymore! Phew! You won't believe what I've been through! First my parents slapped me, then Abraham Lincoln slapped me, then Private was chasing me around wanting to kill me for revenge for slapping him so much, and you *points to Kowalski* wanted to suck my blood! Crazy right?

Private: No it's not crazy. I believe you Skipper.

Skipper: No, I meant it was all a hallucination.

Private: Then why is Abraham Lincoln over there proposing to Alice? *points*

WWSS to Abe proposing to Alice?

Skipper: Oh don't worry about that, I've seen worse things than a Abe proposing to Alice. So what up with you guys?

Private: Oh the usual. watch Lunacorns, eat a peanut butter winkie and snow cones, going on a trio mission, and packing my stuff to move to canada with Shauna *realizes last thing he just said* O.O

Skipper: Uh what was that last one Private? O.o

Private: Nothing, nothing *grumbles*

Skipper: (in his mind) Oh heard that alright Private, planning to move to Canada eh? I'll show you that no one leaves on my team just because they went lovey dovey for a girl?

Private: Um Skipper you alright?

WWSS to Private moving to Canada with Shauna?

Negatory Private! You are NOT going to move to Canada nor be with Shauna!

Private: But that's not fair!

Skipper: Well life isn't fair Private!

Private: >:(

Skipper: Well what do you have to say for yourself young Private?

WWSS if Private started chasing him around with a chainsaw again?

Skipper:(while running) Private trust me, your too young to be a father, and besides our species don't match with her.

Private: (while chasing Skipper) I don't care, I love Shauna. And I'll keep chasing you 'till you say yes! >:D

Skipper: I need to lose Private before he catches up

Private: Time to die Skipper!

Kowalski: Aw isn't that sweet, those two are playing together *tummy grumbles* Oh now I'm hungry, oh well time for a snack, now who am I going to suck dry this time? The elephant no, already did that yesterday, the chimps? yeah it's them. Look out chimps Vampire Kowalski's coming for ya! >:D *flies away to the chimps habitat*

WWSS to Kowalski flying away like to the Chimps habitat?

(yeah this is the effect of not watching new episodes of POM for a long time)

(Yupadoodle.)

Whoa...Kowalski can FLY!? What in the name of JR Ewing's many oil wells is going on here?!?!

Private: SAY YES! SAY YES!!!

Skipper: NOO!!!!!

Private: MWWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(O.O)

WWSS if all of the sudden he was in the Stone Ages?

Oh COME ON!!!!!!!
Random Cave Man: Ooga booga Ooga booga!!!!!!!
Skipper: UGH!!!

WWSS if he saw a dinosaur chasing another dinosaur? XD

(^XDXDXDXDXDXD)

*dinosaur catches other dinosaur and snaps his neck* (I actually saw an animated video of that once O.O XD)

Skipper: ...Circle of life. Now about getting home....

WWSS if he found a dinosaur egg?

Awww... *slaps himself* MONSTER TRUCKS!

WWSS if the egg hatched? >XD

(^XDXD)

Hey little fella! *starts petting it* I shall name you squishy. And you shall be my squishy. *baby dino bites him* OW! Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy! (LOL Finding Nemo reference XD)

WWSS if the momma dino got angry at him for petting her baby?

(^ XD did you know they are making/made a finding nemo in 3D?)

Why did the sun go out... (looks behind) O_O you must be the mother. *runs away*
Mother Dino: hmph what's his problem? *looks at baby* awww did the mean guy hurt you my precious little angel?

WWSS if he got zapped to the year of a zombie apocalypse!? (2013)

(^Yeah I saw like five commercials on it. XD)

What the? Just as I feared! The world has become a post-apocalyptic wasteland led by a band of irradiated mutants! (LOL It's About Time reference XD)

WWSS if a zombified Mort tried to bite him?

Hey stop that! *kicks zombiefied mort all the way to anti-antartica! XD*

WWSS if everyone was zombies except Private, Marlene, and Miss Perky?

Oh, crud... Come on men! - I mean, Private and Girls - commence Opertaion: Zombie Fighters!

WWSS if Marlene was a zombie under-cover agent?

Ok guy and girls, the plan is
Marlene: RAGBGHTHNGCB (zombie noise)
Skipper: that was a good zombie impression Marlene!
Marlene: *zombie facepalm then sheds skin to reveal she is a zombie*
Skipper: HOLY ARTICHOKES!

WWSS if private was a zombie to and miss perky could talk!?

Okay, this is getting weirder and weirder...

WWSS if Miss Perky knew where'd they be safe?

And where would that be?
Miss Perky: Follow me!

WWSS IF the safe place was kowalski's lab?

And this is safe how? Kowalski would most likely come here, and ain't he a zombie?

WWSS if Kowalski was in the lab?

Here take Miss Perky as a sacrifice *Kowalski pounces on Ms. Perky* See ya Perky

WWSS if Kowalski locked the door to the lab so Skipper can't escape?

Oh, COME ON! Kowalski, I'm your commanding officer! Let us out, and THAT'S AN ORDER!

WWSS if Kowalskiw asn't a zombie, but locked them thinking Skipper was?

What I'm not a zombie Kowalski, you know zombies can't talk

Kowalski: True, zombies are incapable of speech, but I'm keeping an eye on you! O.<

WWSS if someone was behind the door knocking (Zombie Rico)?

It might be a spy! Or a zombie... or a zombie-spy! Don't answer it!

WWSS if Kowalski asnwered it?

You fool don't answer it D:

Doris: Rawwwwr! O.O

Kowalski: Doris?! DX I missed you

Skipper: That's not Doris, at least not anymore

WWSS if Kowalski won't listen and hugged Doris?

Solider! Snap outta it! She´s eviiiil!


WWSS if he suddenly had the ability to fly?

What the?! All of the sudden I can FLY?! O.o *smacks into wall* Can't *smacks into wall again* find *smacks into wall AGAIN* steering!

WWSS if he was transported to the moon (but totally didn't explode or anything)?

Okay... this is weird...

WWSS if he was now underwater?

How am I breathing?

WWSS if he looked down to see he was a merpenguin?

XD

OH, this is just great!

WWSS if a Shark came by?

O.O.....*swims away as fast as possible* (LOL @ above comments BTW XD)

WWSS if he was captured by pirates? (XD)

Arrrgh I am pirate Skipper, anyone who defies me shall walk ye plank O.o

Private: Kowalski who's Skipper talking to? He's creeping me out >.<

WWSS if Marlene was a wereotter and was flirting with him?

Marlene: Hey Skippy? Wanna go out tonight?

(^What? XDXDXD)

Uuuuh...As much as I WANT to say yes...I have a...a thing to do waaaaaaaay over there...heheh...

WWSS if he turned into a werepenguin too? (XD)

What?! How did I turn into a werepenguin? Private! Did you bite me again?

Private: Sorry Skippah I couldn't resist, you were tasty >:D

WWSS when Private said he was tasty? O.o

Okay... I don't know whether to call that insubordination... or just plain weird...

WWSS if Kowalski attacked him randomly?

Ok, explain soldier, why the sudden attack on me >:(

WWSS if Rico poured hot, searing fish coffee on his head?

OOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XO

WWSS if Marlene licked it off?

O.e I think I need another vacation

Marlene: Can I come? :3

Skipper: -___-

WWSS if all the zoosters want to come on his vacation?

Then I might as well not take a vacation! *sigh*

WWSS if all the Zoosters went. expect for Private?

What? Come on Private? Don't you want to go with us, it'll be a lot of fun :D

Private: No, I'll stay here and steal Kowalski's inventions for Blowhole, have fun guys *walks off*

WWSS when he found out Private is secretly working for Dr. Blowhole?

WHAT? NOOOO!

WWSS if Private was lying about it?

Don't you lie to me soldier! *slaps Private with a mackerel*

CC: :O

WWSS is Private cried after he slapped him with a fish?

(LOL!)

Oh, Private, don't be a sissy!

WWSS if Kowalski slapped Skipper for making Private cry?

Oh so that's what you want eh? >:( *slaps Kowalski and Private with a meat cleaver*

WWSS if he was charged of assault for beating his friends?

WHAT? I was only dissaplening (spelling?) my soldiers! THIS IS INSUBORDINATION!!!!

WWSS if Rico bailed him out of jail?

Thanks man, I owe you one *kisses him* Uh that didn't happen, and forget I ever did that O.O *makes up more lame excuses* You didn't see anything!

WWSS if Rico blushed after that?

UH... yeah, how embaressing...

WWSS if Marlene was watching?

O.o Trust me It's not what you think, Marlene

WWSS if Marlene told him that she's going to live on the moon with Antonio?

Okay, you do tha- NOO!

WWSS if Private went with her?

Not you too

Private: Please Skipepr :3 *puppy dog eyes*

Skipper: Ok -__-

WWSS when the spaceship they were riding on, crashed to earth blew to bits?

WHAT! OH NO!!!!!

WWSS if no-one survived the wreakage?