S: Listen up, Ringtail! Marlene will NEVER be your queen! She's the most beautiful, smart, cute, funny, brave girl I have ever met, and she's not wasting her time with you! She deserves someone better! >:(
KJ: O.O *runs off crying manly tears* (XD)
M: :') Aww... that was so sweet. *kisses Skipper's cheek* <3
S: O.O

WWSS if Julien forced him to play Spin the Bottle?

S: NO! I am not playing spin the bottle!
KJ: Why not?!
S: I don't want to!
KJ: Play it!
S: NO!
M: C'mon, Skipper. Play it. :)
S: *considers for a minute*....*reluctantly* No...I'm uh...Busy...o.o

WWSS if he heard Marlene say his name in her sleep? (XD <3)

S: Well, well, well... looks like someone's fond of me. ;)
M: *still sleeping* *giggles* Of course I'll marry you Skipper... *kisses pillow*
S: O.O *takes step back but trips over something and wakes up Marlene*
M: *rubs eyes* S-Skipper! What are you doing here late at night?!
S: I uhh... nothing. I was doing... nothing. *really fast* If you think I was spying on you and listening to you talking in your sleep well you're absolutely wrong. O.O

WWSS if Marlene purred? (XD LOL, I'm totally in a Skilene mood today. XD)

Marlene: *purrs*
Skipper: O.O....
Marlene: *purrs and winks at Skipper*
Skipper: *gulp*
Marlene: *purrs in Skipper's ear*
Skipper: *faints*

(Too much? XD)

WWSS if Marlene asked him to play the Spanish guitar for her?

M: Pleeeeeeease? Just one song. For me. <3 :)
S: I-I'm busy now, Marlene...
M: But... but you're so awesome when you play the guitar! <3
S: *is smug* Well, guilty as charged. :)
M: *under breath* And you're really hot, too...
S: What was that?
M: Nothing! Heheh..

WWSS if Marlene kissed him? (I lost my creativity here XD)

M: *kisses Skipper*
S: Mm! O_O......*doesn't care and kisses back*
M/S: <3
Mort: *comes out of nowhere* They make kissies! XD
M/S: *pull away blushing*

WWSS if he found out that Kowalski's Luv-U-Later 3000 meant for Antonio to be Marlene's perfect match?

S: Pfft! She doesn't even know that guy! How can he be perfect for her?! >:(
P: Skipper... are you jealous? ,':)
S: What! O-of course not! W-w-what m-makes you think t-that soldier?! O.O
K: *snickers* Oh, Skipper you're so bad at lying. Admit it that you're jealous.
R: Heh eh *makes kisses noises* XD
S: I AM NOT JEALOUS! >:(

WWSS if he and Marlene were trapped in Marlene's habitat together?

S: Great, now what do we do?
M: We won't be trapped in here forever, will we?
S: Nah, my team will figure something out. What do we do in the meantime?
M: Truth or dare?
S: Truth.
M: Are you in love with anybody? ;)
S: .........................................M­ayb­e..­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­.

WWSS if Doctor Deranged (I seriously don't know what else to call him since his name was never mentioned. XD) gave Marlene a shot?

S: Marlene! What did that butcher do to you?! Did he hurt you? Are you alright? DX
M: No Skipper. No. I'm fine. He just gave me a shot... No big dea--
S: O.O ... >:( Oh, he's going down this time! NOBODY hurts my Marlene!
M: What did you say?
S: I said: NOBODY hurts Marlene.

WWSS if everyone started calling him and Marlene boyfriend and girlfriend?

S: Stop it! Marlene and I are just friends! Nothing more! >:|
K: But you want to be. ;)
S: Y--I mean, no! I don't!
M: Skipper and I are only friends!
K: Skipper and Marlene, swimmin' in the sea--!
S: If you spell kissing, I'm going to fishslap you into next week.
K: What if I spelled it backwards?
S: T_T

WWSS if Marlene said she found him attractive? (*snickers* XD)

M: Heheh,.. you know... I've always thought that you were really hot, Skippy. <3
S: Yeah, I know. It's-- Wait, What did you say?!
M: I said: you are really hot... Skipper. <3
S: B-but... I... you... *gulp* I mean... uh *Marlene puts a paw on his beak and shuts him up*
M: Shush. I know you feel the same way.


WWSS if Julien locked him and Marlene in a closet and said he wouldn't let them come out until they kissed?

S: Ringtail! Why do you want us to kiss so badly!? >:(
KJ: *from outside* Because you want to!
M: That's our business, Julien! Now let us out!
KJ: Not until you kiss!
S: How are you going to know if we kissed, anyway?! The door's closed!
KJ: .......*facepalm*

WWSS if Hans held Marlene hostage?

S: Hans! What do you want from Marlene?! Let her go NOW! >:( Or else!

WWSS if his team found out that he and Marlene were secretely dating?

S: *unconvincing* What? I-I don't know what you're talking about. Marlene and I are just friends!
M: Yeah! What he said!
K: Mmhm. Then why are you both blushing like a couple of preschoolers? ;)
S: Well...It's pretty hot in here...Right?
K: We're outside. Plus, it's the middle of winter.
S: Heheh....I knew that...

WWSS if Julien challenged him to a duel for Marlene's paw? XD

KJ: You and me, penguin! We're going to duel to win Marlene's paw!
S: Ringtail! Haven't you learned your lesson?! Marlene's not some kind of prize! >:( And then you know I could beat you up in 10 seconds flat. e_e
KJ: *makes chicken sounds* Pwak-wak-wak-pwak!
S: Fine, if you insist! *beats up Julien*

WWSS if there was a mistletoe over his and Marlene's head on Christmas? (XD)

S/M: *notices mistletoe* O_O.....
S: This is awkward...
M: *laughs nervously* I...You know...Won't do it if you don't want to...*blush*
S: *clears throat nervously* Heh, well...Who said I didn't...You know...Want to?
M: *blushes harder* Really?
KJ: *barges in* There you are! You're missing all of the fun! Get your tails out here, now!

(That's not how my fic goes, but why would I spoil it? XD)

WWSS if the Love-U-Later 3000 matched him and Marlene together (like it should've XD)?

S: O.O I... err... uh...*rubs back of neck* Are you sure about this, Kowalski?
M: P-perfect match? Me and S-S-Skipper? *blushes* ._.
K: Absolutely. The Love-U-Later 3000 is working properly this time. And then, well... you know, it was kinda... obvious... Heh.
S: What are you talking about, Kowalski?
K: What I'm trying to say, Skipper, is that, uh... that well, everyone in the Zoo knew you 2 liked each others... <:D
S/M: *points at each others* I'm not in love with her/him! *blush*

WWSS if Marlene wanted to slow dance with him? ;) XD

S: You want to slow dance...With me? *gulp*
M: *nods shyly*
S: Well, I'm not very good at it...*scratches neck*
M: Neither am I. :)
S: In that case, may I have this dance?

WWSS if Julien handcuffed Marlene and Skipper together as a prank? XD

M: Julien! This is not funny! >:( Why did you do that?
J: Ahaha! April Fools! XD
S: Ringtail! We're in the middle of June! >:(
J: Your point is? *snickers*
M: Ugh! Gimme that key! >:( *tries to take the key from Julien but ends up on Skipper because of the handcuffs* O.O *blushes* I... ah, sorry.
S: *beak millimeters away from Marlene's lips* O.O *gulps* T-t-this is awkward...

WWSS if he had to go on a mission with Marlene still handcuffed to him? (XD)

S: What?! Now?! But I can't go! I can't put Marlene's life at risk!
M: Aw. :3
S: *blush* Ringtail! Give me that key now or I'm going to do something to you
that I'd really prefer not to do in the presence of a lady. >:(
KJ: O.O.....*gives key and backs away slowly*

WWSS if he and Marlene's minds were switched? (Oh, lord. XD)

S: *sees himself in a mirror* AHH! I'm-I'm-I'm... Marlene?! O.O
M: *enters HQ in Skipper's body* Skipper, we might have a little problem. D:
S: O.O You're ME! I mean, I am me, but... you know what I mean!
M: What happened?! I want my body back!
S: As do I. I wonder who could've-- Kowalski! >:(
K: Y-y-yeah, sir? <:D
S/M: T_T

WWSS if he found out what Pengotters are? (Oh geez. XD)

S: But...For that to happen...A penguin and an otter would have to...O.O
M: ...........
S: *awkwardly* Uh...Oh! I think I left the oven on in HQ! Gotta go! *ushers men
away*
P: But we don't have an oven, Skipper. :/
S: *slaps Private* Ignore him!

(Poor Skipper and Marlene. XD)

WWSS if Marlene got turned into a baby by the Fresherizer? (XD)

S: Ooookay... so... uhm... *clears throat* Can't you just zap her back to normal, Kowalski?
K: I'd love to, but I have to fix the Fresherizer first.
S: Then who's gonna take care of her?
R: Heheheh, KABOOM! KABOOM! >:D
S: OK, not Rico. Private?
P: Sorry Sir. I have to help Mother Duck with the ducklings. Why don't you ask Juli--
S: NO!!! I'll do it. *to baby Marlene* Don't worry. I won't let that ring-tailed lemur touch you... ^_^ Aww, aren't you just the cutest otter on Earth?
P/K/R: ,':\

WWSS if baby Marlene called him Dada? (OK, now that's just cute! XD)

M: Dada!! :D
S: O.O...No, Marlene, I'm not Dada, I'm Skipper. Your friend.
M: :( *lip quivers*
S: Oh, no! No, don't cry! D:
M: *starts to cry*
S: Okay, okay! I'm Dada! *holds her* Please stop crying!
M: *giggles*
S: *sighs* She even has an adorable laugh as a baby.
P: What was that, Skipper?
S: Nothing! O_O

WWSS if the Vesuvius Twins wanted to adopt Marlene in the program the zoo set up? (You know, the one in Pet's Peeved? I forgot what they called it. XD)

S: If they want to do that, they'll have to go through me! >:(
M: Aww! That's really sweet of you, Skipper, but it's not really a big deal, they won't literally adopt me... will they? O.o

WWSS if Marlene asked him to teach her some of his secret moves?

S: Well, I don't know, Marlene. They're pretty covert.
M: Please! *cute face*
S: *sigh* Alright. A few of the easy ones.
M: Yay! <:D
S: This one's a high block. *demonstrates*
M: *watches muscles* ,':) (XDXD)
S: Something wrong? :/
M: Oh, no. Nothing at all.

(I just couldn't resist that. XD)

WWSS if Marlene asked if she could feel his muscles? (XD Like I said, couldn't resist. XD)

S: *shows muscles*
M: *blush* Can I...?
S: Heheh, sure Marlene. ;)
M: *feels muscles* Oh, Skipper, you're so strong <3 I wonder if you can lift me with only one flipper...
S: *is smug* Of course I can, dollface! *lifts her* Have you ever doubted me?

WWSS if his team was spying on them? XD

S: *puts Marlene down*
M: That was impressive. ;)
S: Well, then I succeeded my objective. ;)
K: *snickers in a bush*
P: *slaps him* Sh!
S: Kowalski? Private? *blushes*
P: Uh...No?
K: *slaps Private* >:|
R: *laughs*
S: And there's Rico.
S/M: *blush fiercely*

WWSS if he and Marlene had a Lady and the Tramp moment with a fish? XD (Like the one the dogs had with the spaghetti. XD)

S/M: *don't notice they're eating the same fish and accidentally kiss* O.O (Don't ask me how that works. I dunno either. XD)
M: *blushes* Oh... hah... I-I'm sorry about that...
S: *blushes harder* *laughs nervously* No no, it's... OK... *rubs back of neck*
*awkward silence*
S/M: ............ *kiss again* (XD)

WWSS if his parents wanted to meet Marlene? (XD)

Skipper's dad: So, where's that breathtakingly beautiful otter you always talk about? ;)
Skipper: O____O *blushes fiercely* *winey tone* DAAAAD!!!!! (XD)
Skipper's mom: Now, now, Skipper, I want to meet her. She sounds like she'd make a wonderful daughter-in-law. :)
Skipper: *blushes even harder* Mom! Not in front of the team! DX
K/R/P: *snickers immaturely*
M: *enters* Hey, guys. What's up?
Skipper's mom: Oh, she's even prettier than you described, Skippy! ^_^
M: Um...What? :/
Skipper: NOTHING!!! She's just a crazy old lady! Don't listen to her!
Skipper's mom: >:(
Skipper: Um...I love you?

(Warning: DON'T LAUGH. Oh, was that warning too late? XD)

WWSS if Marlene got amnesia and forgot who he was?

M: Ugh, my head... *rubs head* *looks at Skipper* Uh... hi. Do I know you? :\
S: Marlene? it's me. Skipper! Don't you remember me? :(
M: I'm sorry, uh--
S: Skipper.
M: Right... I can't seem to remember anything. :\ So... who are you? A friend? My BFF? My boyfriend?
S: *blushes* Ah well, I'm your boyf-- I mean, friend. i'm your friend. Heh...
M: Still don't remember ya at all. Sorry.
S: ................. *kisses Marlene* ...Remember me now? :)
M: O.O *blushes* Uh... S-Skipper?
S: Yes, dollface. :)

(Ooookay, I think I'll get some shut-eye now. See ya! ^^)

WWSS if he read ALL of this Skilene-ish WWSS's? (XD)

S: *reads the WWSS's* O___O *blushes fiercely* What in the name of Marty's colorful afro?! (too lazy to come up with something better XD) I don't know who this 27Kowalski and peacebaby7 is but they've most certainly lost their minds. O_o (how'd he know? XD JK)
M: *enters* Hey, Skipper. Whatcha doin'?
S: *covers screen* NOTHING!

WWSS if Julien told him that Marlene said she liked him just to prank him? XD

S: *drinking coffee*
KJ: You know, this morning the silly otter told me she likey likes you... XD
S: O.O *spittakes* WHAT?! Really? :D *clears throat * Uh... I mean... er, really?
KJ: Yes! Why don't you go and tell her the same thing now, Romeo? *nudges Skipper*
S: *blushes* B-but, I don't... like her t-that way... *blushes harder*
K/R/P: *snickers* XD
KJ: Ahahaha! What is black, white and red all over? XD Hint. it's you. Ahaha! You should've seen your face when I told you Marlene liked you!
S: D:< *takes out baseball bat*
KJ: O.O *flees*
S: Com'here! D:<

WWSS if Kowalski found a picture of Marlene under his pillow? (XD)

K: Hey, Skipper, what's this doing here? *takes pic of Marlene from pillow*
S: O_O...Uh...Hey, how'd that get there? Heh...
K: ,':| Are you sure there's nothing you need to tell us?
S: Nope! Why would you think that? *nervous laugh*
K: Because you've been scooping sugar into your coffee for the last five minutes.
S: *realizes* Oh...I was just uh...Givin' it a kick...Heheh...

WWSS if Julien spreaded a rumor that he and Marlene were engaged? XD

P: I just heard you and Marlene are engaged! :D Goody for you, Skipper!
S: O.O What? We're not--
K: Heheh, I always knew you 2 had feelings for each others. *smirks*
S: *blushes fiercely* I don't have feelings for Marlene!
R: *makes kissing noises* Heheh.
S: *slaps all of them* Enough! Marlene and I are NOT engaged! Who told you that?! >:(
K/R/P: *points at Julien* Him.
S: >:(
KJ: O.O Heh, Skipper... is that a crowbar you have there?

WWSS if Marlene's parents wanted to meet him? (Heh, I had to do this one too. XD)

Marlene's mom: Oh, hello, darling. I haven't seen you in so long! I've missed you! *hugs Marlene*
Marlene's dad: So, where's that handsome penguin you told us about? I'd like to meet him.
Marlene: *nervous laugh* Oh, he's...Busy. Very.
Skipper: *enters with team* Hello, Marlene! Heard your parents was in town! :D
Marlene's mom: Busy, hm?
Marlene: *scratches neck* Heh...
Marlene's dad: *goes up to Skipper* Are you the one that's got my daughter's fancy? *looks him up and down*
Skipper: Um...Excuse me?
Marlene: Dad! *facepalm*
Marlene's dad: Okay. I approve. *pokes Skipper's chest* But if you hurt my daughter, I will hurt you. Understand?
Skipper: Did I miss something here? ,':|

WWSS if Marlene randomly started rubbing his shoulders? XD

(I'm back. :D)

M: *starts rubbing Skipper's shoulders*
S: M-Marlene? What are you d-doing? O.o
M: Just relax, Skippy, will you? ;)
S: I-- oh it feels so good. *sigh* Thanks.
M: Anytime. :)

WWSS if he found Marlene cuddled next to him when he woke up? (Will we ever run out of Skilene ideas for these WWSS? XD)

S: *wakes and yawns*
M: *moan* Five more minutes.....
S: *sigh* Alrigh-Waiit, what? *sees Marlene cuddled next to him* M-Marlene?
What are you doing?
M: *buries face in his chest feathers (XD)* I couldn't sleep, so I came here.
S: *gulp* O-Okay...Next time, a little notice would be appreciated, though.
M: *is sleeping*
S: *sigh*

(Heehee....XD)

WWSS if Marlene wanted to come on a mission with him?

M: Can I come too, Skipper? :)
S: No, Marlene. It's too dangerous. I don't want you to get hurt.
K/R/P: Aww! :D How sweet.
S: *gives them a death glare*
M: Is there anything I can do to make you change your mind, my good sir? ;) *ruffles chest feathers* (XD)
S: ...Oh, nice try. ;) But being flirty to me is not gonna work. Now go home, dollface.
K/R/P: O.o

WWSS if Marlene had a twin sister? (I dunno anymore XD)

S: *goes to Marlene's place* Hello, Marlene!
M: Hi, Skipper! :)
S: So, how are you-- *Marlene's twin enters room*
M's Twin: Hello! :D
S: O_O...*under breath* Either I'm hallucinating or I'm having a really good dream...(XD)

WWSS if Marlene started flirting with him? XD

M: *giggles* Oh Skipper *plays with his chest feathers* Anyone ever told you you're really hot? ;) <3
S: I uh... *gulp* M-Marlene what are you--
M: *wraps arms around his neck* I was wondering if I could stay with you tonight. ;)
S: O.O I-I-I... uhh.... this is... uhh...
M: *holds beak closed* I'm not getting a "no" as an answer. <3
S: *faints* (XD)

WWSS if his team saw him writing/singing songs for Marlene? (Aww. :3)

S: *writing songs*
K: *enters* Hey, Skipper. Whatcha doin' there?
S: *covers up papers* What? What do you mean? I'm not doing anything!
What do you mean? Oh, did I already ask that? O_O
K: T_T Skipper...What are you hiding?
S: Nothing! What makes you think I'm hiding something? o_o
K: Lemme see what you're writing.
S: NO!
K: *pushes past and snatches paper*
S: Gimme that, Kowalski!
K: *reading from paper* >And your eyes light up my world like a starry night sky, >You make life worth living through each second that ticks by? What is this, Skipper? ;)
S: Kowalski!! D:<
P: *enters* What's going on in here? D:
K: Skipper's writing a love song to Marlene! XD
S: I AM NOT! That is merely just a...Uh...
K: A what? ;)
S: It's a thing that will get you demoted if you don't give it back. T_T

(I went overboard with that one. XD)

WWSS if Marlene tickled him? XDXD

M: *starts tickling Skipper* >:)
S: No MarleneAHAHAHAHH! Stop it I'm ticklisHeheahahhaheh! Stop! Ahahahh!
M: *sing-song voice* I'm not hearing anything! XD *keeps tickilng him*
S: MarleAHAHHAHAHAH! St-Ahahahah! *tickles Marlene*
M/S: *laugh* :'D
K: *enters* Hey guys! Do you want a snow... cone? O.o
M/S: *still tickling each others* XD
K: Oookay. I'll ask you later... you seem kinda busy now... *backs away slowly*

WWSS if his team refused to work until he admitted he likes Marlene?

S: Alright, team. We have a job to do.
K: Actually, Skipper, that's a negative.
S: What? And why not? >:(
P: Because you have some confessing to do. And we're not doing anything until you do. ;)
S: Confessing? What are you talking about, Private?
K: He's talking about the fact that you like Marlene. ;)
S: Well, of course I like Marlene. What does that have to do with anything?
P: No, Skipper, we mean like like. ;D
S: What?! I like Marlene as a friend! Nothing more!
K: Sure. I guess that means it's snowcone time. C'mon guys! :D
S: This is insubordination, soldiers! >:(
P: So you admit it?
S: NO!
K: Alright. So, what flavor do you want, Private?
S: *growls* OKAY! I like her a little bit. Happy?!
K/R/P: Yup. :)
S: T_T

(I have GOT to stop making these so long. XD)

WWSS if Marlene invited him to join her at an Enrique Guitaro concert?

M: Hey Skipper! You wanna come with me to Enrico Guitaro's concert tonight? :)
S: I don't know, Marlene, I have a lot of things to do--
M: *makes cute eyes* *whispers* It'll be just the two of us. ;)
S: *blushes sligthly* Heh... Fine.
P: Why can't we come, too?-- *Rico slaps him*

WWSS if Marlene wanted to know what happened in Denmark? (XD)

M: Hey, Skipper! What happened with you and that Hans guy, anyway?
S: Marlene! That's top secret information! >:|
M: Please! I'm your friend! I can keep a secret!
S: Marlene, I haven't even told my soldiers. I just can't reveal this kind of classified information.
M: *puts arms around neck* Please? ;3
S: *gulp* N-No can do, Marlene. o_o

WWSS if Marlene wanted to hold his flipper?

M: Mind if I hold your flipper, Skipper? :)
S: Uhh... n-no, Marlene. It's- *gulp* okay. *blushes*
M: *holds flipper* ^_^ *gets closer to him* ;)
S: *laughs nervously* Hey, you hear? Is that Kowalski calling me? <:D Sorry gotta go! *flees*
M: ',:\

WWSS if Julien kissed Marlene? (*imagines that* O.O *shivers* XD)

Julien: *kisses Marlene*
Skipper: *walks in* Hey, Marlene, I-- *sees Julien* >:( Ringtail! What are you doing?!
Julien: *pulls away* Oh, Skipper...I did not see you there...*blushes*
Marlene: *wipes mouth angrily* XP
Skipper: You wanna tell me why you're putting your arrogant lips on my Marlene?!? >:O
Julien: Say what?! O_O
Skipper: I said: You wanna tell me why you're putting your arrogant lips on Marlene?!? *chases Julien around with a crowbar*

WWSS if Marlene accidentally blurted out that she's in love with him?

M: My love for Skipper is none of your business--*covers mouth* O.O
S: O.O What did you say?
M: Nothing! *blushes fiercely*
S: *smirks* *puts flipper on her shoulder* Would you mind repeat it in front of the class? *points at his men* (XDXD)
K/R/P: *snickers*
M: *blushes even more* I uh... *gulp*... uh well... I said that my love for... KIPPERS in none of your business. Yep. You know, kippers, the fish. O.O
S: Mmhm. Then why are you blushing like a little school girl? ;)
M: I uh... HEY LOOK! There's Dr. Blowhole! *flees*

WWSS if Marlene wanted to take funny pictures with him? (Like how Skipper did with Hans in "Best Foes" XD)

S: No!
M: Aw c'mon, please? *Puppy eyes*
S: Not the puppy eyes! *Tries to look away* ...Okay, fine. Just one.
*Takes a ton of pictures*

WWSS if he had to sing one of those really sweet-slash-cheesy Disneyland love song duets (like A Whole New World or Can You Feel The Love Tonight) with Marlene? (I just discovered that they have Chinese versions of Disney songs and now I'm listening to a crap ton of Chinese Disney songs :P I'm probably 'too old for Disneyland' but screw it, I had my graduation at Hong Kong Disneyland last Saturday, I can listen to Disney songs if I want to.)