Grab that Kitten Kowalski and you Rico, grab Private, handcuff him and this time don't let him out of your sight.

WWSS if he found out Private had also recruited Marlene to kidnap the kitten?

Yeah... I have nothing to say to that, Private. Except... *rants on about insubordination, and all that junk for an hour and a bit... make that a lot...*

WWSS if Marlene, and Private were imposters, and the real ones were in Blowhole's new secret-underground-right-under-CPZ-base?

Great Barrier Reef who are these people?

WWSS if he knew all along that we caused all this distress to Max and his son, and decided to pay (max, CC, peace, and me) a little visit to our houses?

(Oh crud, we're sooooooo dead! XD)

Okay, Kowalski, instead of me going there, teleport 'em here! *Kowalski does so*
Max: What the?
Leonard: Uh...
PB: WHere am I?
CC: Oh, look, it's the PoM Penguins...
Max/Leonard/PB/CC: THE POM PENGUINS!
Skipper: Oh, crud...

WWSS if we each grabbed a Penguin, and started going Fangirly/Fanboy-y, and all excited, and stuff?

Kowalski, does your invention have a reverse button? Co'z we kinda need it, NOW!

Kowalski: No, but it does a have a freeze ray

Skipper: Even better, now don't keep us waiting and press it already

WWSS if the freeze ray worked and the fans have been frozen into solid blocks of ice?

Phew, glad that's over.

WWSS if you and I had managed to not get frozen, and we're kidnapping Leonard and Private to take home? (Guess who's kidnapping who! XD)

Those fiends, I knew they more than just fans, they're thieves. Get them! And don't stop 'till we get Private and Leonard back.

WWSS if he knew that while they were chasing a regular taxi, we managed to ditch them and caught a bus going to Hoboken instead?

Ha, think they can fool me? Okay, big sacrifice... TO HOBOKEN!

WWSS if we actually went to Denmark?

NOOCURSE YOU DANES! CURSE YYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

WWSS if he witnessed his men being eaten by Savio?

(LOL! I just read what I missed and it's hilarious! XD And yeah I totally would've screamed THE POM PENGUINS! and tackled one of em in excitement XD)

NOBODY EATS MY FRIENDS! *tackles Savio and beats him up* COUGH EM UP! NOW!

WWSS if Savio wouldn't cough up his friends?

(@PB: I know, right? I would, too!)

I'll rip you open, and rescue me men if I have to!

WWSS if Savio told him they were already digested?

NO! MEN NO! I couldn't save you. I failed as a leader.

WWSS if he found himself giving in to the hippy craze?

WHat is wrong with me? *tries to slap himself out of it*

WWSS if he found it was all just a dream, he's not in the Hippy Craze, and his men aren't being digested by Savio?

OH NOT AGAIN WITH THESE BLASTED DREAMS! I need to see a psychiatrist...KOWALSKI!
Kowalski: Ahdowhat!? *drops test tube* *EXPLOSION*

WWSS if everyone in the zoo went hippie?

I have to be dreaming! *slaps himself awake*
WWSS if he woke up on a deserted island?

*angry grunt* With...these...DREAMS!!!!! HOW IN THE WHO DID I GET HERE ANYWAYS! *wakes up in Central Park* YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AAA­AA!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­

(XD)

WWSS if he found out that Kowalski was making another Jiggles?

Yeah, Kowalski, come here a moment...

WWSS if Private hid the Jiggles?

This is insubordination soldier! You remember what happened the last time Kowalski made 'Jiggles'!

WWSS if Private said he wanted to keep the new Jiggles as a pet?

Didn't I already tell you that you can't keep pets Private, where's your penguin pride?

WWSS if Private slapped him out of being nervous and accidentally spilled some angry words at him?

(^XD)

[CENSORED]

(XD)

WWSS if Private used the words back on him?

Skipper: This has gone far enough soldier, you're grounded, for a whole month!

Private: What?! You can't do this Skipper, you're, you're such a *large truck passes by* and by that I mean *Skipper's coffee maker makes a ding sound* and a *Rico's makes huge explosion outside* plus you're nothing but a *Kowalski's experiments explode*, that's what you are you *A car horn beeping outside* and last but not the least a *Julien yodelling*

Skipper: :O

Me: That's so OOC Private O.o

WWSS if he tried to ask Marlene for a solution to Private's bad behavior?

(^XD I can't stop laughing!!!! LOL!!!!)

I think Private is going through his rebellious stage. Maybe you can talk some since into him.

WWSS if even Marlene couldn't get Private to straighten up?

Skipper: Well I give up, wait I remember, Mason is a gentleman or monkey, maybe he can straighten him out.

Private: I heard that you *mangoes grinding in a blender*

WWSS if Mason has second thoughts about teaching Private?

(^XD mangoes *snorts* XD)

Come on! We gotta get Private to learn his lesson!

Private: *pops up right outside chimp habitat* I STILL HEARD THAT YOU *Burt blows his trunk*

WWSS if days went by and Private was still acting the way he is?

(OMG I gotta stop laughing, my cheeks hurt, seriously XD)

We gotta get some duct tape around here, I can't stand hearing Private say all those awful words

Private: We'll look who's talking now, someone with a big *jackhammer being drilled on the road*

Kowalski: That's some colorful words you've got there Private

Private: Good, maybe you guys will give me some *someone talking on a phone* from now on.

Kowalski: :O That's it, no one talks to Kowalski like that, I'll show you who's the potty mouth around here. I'll be back to *slams door on his lab* get even.

WWSS to Kowalski about to do something to make Private pay and get even?

(^Mine too XD)

Don't Kowalski. As much as we need to teach Private a lesson, this isn't the way to do it.

Private: Better listen to the *car honks outside* Kowalski.

Skipper: That's IT you little *Julien blasts music*!

Private: Oh yeah you *plane lands*!

WWSS if this little 'censored' scene went on for hours?

Skipper: Private, I'm telling you something, if you stop using angry words right now, I swear I'm going to buy you all the Peanut Butter Winkies you want

Private: Really? Well Skipper that's so *glass breaking* great, ok I'll stop now :)

Skipper: T.T When I said I will give you all the peanut butter winkies, I mean't only after you stop saying those words.

Private: Oh, I'm *lawnmower on grass* Skipper

WWSS if he knew it was all a ruse that Private used angry words so he could get all the peanut butter winkies he wants?

(wow this is fun haha XD)

(Uh.... I'm not following, sooooo, I'll just see how it plays out!)

(^LOL it makes more sense if you read back a little it's really funny I recommend it XD @LeonardFan: It is! LOL! XD)

So you went through all this trouble JUST to get Peanut Butter Winkies!? D:<

Private: Yep. You'd better *splash is heard outside* believe it.

Skipper: T.T You can stop now Private.

WWSS if Private didn't stop out of spite?

^(Umm I don't think that's what CC means, me thinks it's too offensive for her, so she doesn't want to follow)

(^Oh....well if that's what it is then I apologize CC!!! You think we should change the subject?)

(Sure, I'll let you start since nothing comes to my mind)

(OK...how about...)

WWSS if one of his team was captured by Officer X? (that good?)

(Sure, as long as there's no swearing, sexual themes I think were fine)

Move out men, Rico's been captured by Officer X, oh and by the way don't forget to grab Julien. We need to exchange him for Rico.

WWSS if Julien heard his plans to kidnap the him?

Julien: Uh what is this being of the plan to kidnap me? O.o
Skipper: You'll see Julien, you'll see, now be a good king and get into this sack! >:)
Kowalski and Private: O.O

(Okay, it was kinda.... offenceive.... being Private and all, but it's not exactly that. I'm glad you changed the subject, though.)

Keep quiet, Ringtail, and play along! We promise we'l TRY and save you.

WWSS if Blowhole gave Rico to Hans, instead?

OH COME ON!!!

(Yes, I have no idea what he would say.)

WWSS if he woke up again in Julien's bouncy castle? And when I say inside, I mean as in the space where the penguins tried to hide Max in that one episode.

Yeah, this is just not my day... LET ME OUTTA HERE!

WWSS if the Penguins couldn't hear them, because Julian was laughing so loudly, because he was, unknowingly, bouncing on Skipper's head?

Ringtail, can you be anymore of an idiot? I'm asking for help here

(Ok I'm kinda confused myself here, the previous WWSS said it was only Skipper, then the next WWSS by CC said the penguins need help but Julien was laughing too loudly and bouncing on Skipper's head, what?!!! XD)

WWSS if all of his men (Rico, Kowalski, and Private) all married their dates, (Ms. Perky, Doris, and Shauna), respectively, without telling him?

(Sorry CC, didn't mean to offend ya. Glad we reached a compromise.)

Whoa whoa whoa.....back up......*takes sip of coffee*....WHAT DID YOU THREE DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WWSS if Kowalski tried re-inventing the nanites?

Skipper: Good gravy Kowalski, what did you do to the nanites this time, did you give them some type of indestructibility chip to make them even more powerful?

Kowalski: Um sort of, maybe

WWSS if the nanites accidentally destroyed his memorable picture of Marlene that the leader has been secretly hiding under his pillow for months?

(^XD)

Kowalski! You ruined my picture!

Kowalski: Oh, sorry Skipper....Why was there a picture of Marlene under your pillow anyways?

Skipper: O.O............................Uuuuuuuuuhh­h..­...­.Cl­ass­ifi­ed.­...­..

Kowalski: Right...Let's...go with that...

Private: *girlish snicker*

WWSS if Marlene found out about the picture of herself under his pillow?

(@Max: I have no idea what you just said... XD @PB: Same here, sistah!)

Uh.... *turns very red indeed* It was.... my mother's friend's sister's daughter! Not you!

WWSS if Marlene found that she WAS Skipper's mother's friend's sister's daughter?

*face turns even redder* Uuuuuuuhhhhh....YOU KNOW! Uh..we have important business to attend to so how about we put a pin in this conversation for a much MUCH later date huh? *grabs Kowalski and Private's arm* Let's go!

WWSS if Kowalski found a replacement identical picture under Skipper's pillow?

*turns so red, his feathers are stained pink for a week* That was......... nothing...... important....

WWSS if Marlene force fed him fish? (Random, I know. XD)

(^XD no worries I love randomness also LOL on the pink stain for a week thing XD)

Marlene! I'm not a bab-*fish gets forced into mouth*

WWSS if he found out about WWSS? (you thought YOURS was random! XD)

(LOL!!!!!! I have breath right!)

Uh......... WHat's WWSS?
CC: What Would Skipper Say?
Skipper: I have no idea, but I know he wouldn't like it.... wait, what? (XD)

WWSS if Marlene and he read what we said about Skipper blushing, and his feathers getting stained?

Skipper: Good grievance Marlene, someone has found out about our secret, they know we've been dating for a while. Might as well do it now, I feel as if we're being watched right now

Marlene: So should we kiss now?

Skipper: Sure why not

WWSS if Private and Julien were secretly watching them, eager to learn 'bout their secrets?

(LOL @Max and CC! XD)

Great Barrier Reef! Private! Ringtail! How dare you spy on me!

WWSS if Private and Julien spread the rumor 'bout their secrets?

*turns so red his feathers are stained for a month!*

WWSS if Marlene didn't want to marry a red-feathered Penguin?

(^*dies* XD)

No Marlene! I can change!! Just give it some time! (XD)

WWSS if he managed to dye his feathers so he wasn't red no more?