S: Me? Sing? A love song? With Marlene???
M: What's wrong with that?
S: Well...I'm not very good at singing...
P: C'mon, Skipper! You did great when you had to tame the mutant MP3 player! :D
S: Thanks, Private. T_T
M: C'mon, it'll be fun. :)
S: *blush* Fine...As long as no one records it.
K: *under breath* Darn it!
S: T_T

WWSS if Marlene fainted in his arms (err...flippers. XD)?

M: *faints*
S: *grabs her* O.O Marlene? ...Marlene! Can you hear me?
M: *wakes up slowly* Uh... Skipper. *rubs head* W-what happened? Why are you holding me? O.O
S: *blushes* Well uh... you fainted, and you know, I couldn't let you fall on the ground...
M: Oh. Hah... thanks. Uh... Skipper... I'm fine now. You can let me go.
S: *lets go* *laughs nervously* Hah of course, I knew that! I was just, uh... just letting you recover... <:D

WWSS if he had to do CPR to Marlene to save her life? (XD)

S: Hey, Marlene, I-- *finds her unconscious* Marlene?! *checks for response and finds none* It's okay, Marlene! Hang in there! *starts CPR*
*two minutes later*
M: *gasps awake*
S: *relieved sigh* Are you alright, Marlene? What happened?
M: I dunno...I can't remember. How did you save me?
S: Oh, well...I...You know...*clears throat* May have given you CPR...
M: *blush* You mean...You...Oh, uh, well...*clears throat* Thank you for saving my life...
S: Heh, what are friends for, you know? *nervous laugh*
*awkward silence*

WWSS if Marlene wanted to tango with him? XD

S: You want t-to tango with... me?!
M: Yes. *looks down shyly* What? You don't want to? :(
S: I, er... *rubs neck* no, the thing is... you see... Heh, the team and I have a REALLY busy day, you know training, exercises, recons and all that... *bad poker face*
P: What training Skippah? Today's our day off--*Skipper slaps him*
S: Hahah... Haha! Private... you and your flights of fancy.

WWSS if a new male otter was transferred to the Zoo? (XD)

S: So, Kowalski, is anything else new?
K: Yes, actually. It appears that a new male otter is being transferred to the zoo.
S: Wait...Male otter???
K: Yeeees...Why?
S: *crosses flippers* Why does the zoo need a male otter? What? Marlene isn't good enough for them? >:|
K: Skipper? :/
S: What? Can I not have an opinion? Marlene is perfect all on her own. She doesn't need a male around to steal her spotlight. Gimme that transcript! *looks over transfer papers*
K: Skipper, if I didn't know you any better, I'd say you were jealous. ;)
S: *looks at Kowalski over papers* Jealous? I am not jealous! I'm just saying that Marlene attracts enough visitors all by herself!
K: So, you're saying you find Marlene attractive and perfect, hm? ;)
S: NO! I mean...Well, she does, doesn't she!?
K: That doesn't answer my question. ;)
S: Focus on the problem at hand, Kowalski! >:(
K: Fine...*cough*jealous*cough*
S: I am not jealous!!!
K: ♪Denial!♪ XD
S: T_T

WWSS if he caught Marlene staring at him? XD

M: *stares at Skipper* <3
S: *sees Marlene* Marlene? ...Why are you staring at me like that? ',:|
M: *snaps out of it* O.O I, uh, I wasn't staring at you! *nervous laugh* Why would you think that?! I was just looking at, uh, at... *looks around* at your fish bowl! Yep. It's really nice, don't ya think? <:D
S: Mmhm... I would ask you about that, but I have a recon shift right now.

(Gotta go now, sowwy. :P G'night... day... whatever the time is. XD).

WWSS if Marlene started acting like a really really girly girl?

(No offense to said "girly girls" on this one. XD)

S: *enters Marlene's habitat* Hey, Marlene! What are you doing?
M: *throws brush on dresser* UGH! I can't do anything with my fur! Absolutely nothing! Can you believe this? Maybe I should just shave it all off and start all over. >:(
S: O_o...Marlene, are you feeling alright?
M: NO! Have you not been listening? I look terrible! And on top of that, I totally broke a claw earlier! >:|
S: ,':| Um...I think I'll go now...You seem kind of busy...O_o
M: Oh, uh-uh. You aren't going anywhere. *grabs his flipper and sits him down* Hm...*looks him up and down* What can we do here? *rubs chin*
S: Marlene, what are you doing?
M: Giving you a makeover. Won't it be fun? <:D
S: O_e...No can do, Marlene! Can't you do makeover madness with the badgers? Or the ostrich? Because, I mean, they're female.
M: No, no. I'm pretty sure you're the right gal for the job. *sly smile*
S: What are you...? Oh. I see where this is going. T_T

WWSS if Marlene got turned into a penguin?

M: *enteres HQ*
S: Intruder! *combat pose* D:<
M: Ugh, Skipper, I'm Marlene! M-A-R-L-E-N-E! Got it?
S: O.O Marlene? How... What happened to you?! You look... different...
M: I don't know! Everything I know is that when I woke up this morning I was like THIS! D:
S: ...Okay, okay. Don't panic, sister. I'm sure Kowalski can fix this. Right Kowalski?
K: Of course. Just give me some time.
M: What am I supposed to do in the meantime?
K: I dunno. Enjoy being a penguin. *shuts lab's door close*
*silence*
S: So... you like your new feathers? *snickers*
M: This isn't funny Skipper! >:(

WWSS if, while playing truth or dare, Kowalski dared him to kiss Marlene?

S: O_O Y-You want me to what?!?
K: I said: I dare you to kiss Marlene. ;)
S: B-But...You know, Marlene probably doesn't want to, and I'm going to respect her wishes.
M: Well...Who said I didn't want to? *blush*
S: o.o...Well...Private's present!
P: *covers eyes and snickers*
K: Skipper, you're coming up with every excuse except "I don't want to." ;)
S: *blush* Well...I...
K: What? You scared? ;)
S: NO! I just...
K: Just what? ;)
S: *frustrated grunt* FINE! *kisses Marlene*
K/R/P: :O......
S/M: *still kissing*
K: *clears throat awkwardly* Um...Skipper? You-You can stop, now.

WWSS if Marlene twisted her ankle in the park and he had to carry her to the zoo?

M: *trips over something and falls* Whoa!
S: Marlene! Are you ok? D:
M: Ugh, no. I think I twisted my ankle. AH! It hurts so bad. DX How are we gonna get back to the Zoo now?
S: Um, y-you sure you can't walk?
M: Yes! ...Well, uhm, can't you... you know... carry me to the Zoo? *blushes*
S: I uh... *blushes* Alright. *picks her up* I got this.
M: Heh... thank you, Skipper.
S: No problemo. But try to be more careful next time, OK?
M: Yeah, sur--*a really loud thunder is heard* Ahh! *holds Skipper tight* What was that?
S: O_O Uh, calm down, Marlene. It was just a thunder... Don't tell me you're scared!
M: I am not!
S: Then why are you still hugging me like there's no tomorrow?
M: *lets go* uh... *blushes fiercely* ... because... uh... you're really... huggable? O.O
S: Mm-hm...

WWSS if Marlene wanted to play Capture the Flag with him? (XD :P)

S: Well, Marlene, this game is for our training.
M: So? It looks like fun! :D
S: Well....
M: *plays with his chest feathers and makes cute face* Please?
S: *gulp* O-Okay. You can be on my team, I guess. o_o
P: But you said I could be on your team! D:
S: *not paying attention* Yeah, that's great, Private.
P: :/

WWSS if Kowalski made another time machine and when they went to the future, the future Skipper and Marlene were married? XD

K: *looks at future Kowalski* Heheh I'm still really good looking... ;)
P: *looks around* ...Hey look! Those are Skipper and Marlene over there! :D *future S&M start kissing* And... D: wait. What are they... *Rico covers his eyes*
S: O_O *blush fiercely*
K: Is there something you wanna tell us, Skipper? *snickers* XD
S: I uh... uh... it's not like what you're thinking! *blushes even more*
K: Oh really? ;)
S: KOWALSKI! >:(
---
Future Skipper: I'm so happy you're finally my wife, Marlene. <3
Future Marlene: Yeah, me too. *kiss again*
---
S: O_O *faints*

WWSS if Marlene was going to be transferred to another Zoo?

S: No! I refuse to let you get transferred away from me! Uh...And, the rest of us...*clears throat*
M: *hugs Skipper tightly* Promise me, Skipper! Promise me I won't have to
move away! D:
S: *hugs back* Don't worry, Marlene. I'll make sure you stay here if my life depends on it. There's no way I'm going to let them take you away from me.
M: *pulls away with confused expression* What?
S: I said, there's no way I'm going to let them take you away from us. *pokerface*

WWSS if Marlene found out that he knew that Arlene was Marlene all along?

S: What?! What are you talkin' about? <:D I figured out you were Arlene only when Mort came out of your pool and his fur was bleached. Case closed.
M: Mhmm. Then why you drew ME on the wall, instead of "Arlene"? Hmm? ;)
S: I didn't draw you! >:(
M: Are you sure? Because you drew the same pattern I have on my chest. "Arlene's" fur was completely white. How do you explain that? ;)
S: I... uh... *rubs neck* you see... it's... well...
M: What? ;)
S: *frustrated sigh*OK! I drew you! Alright?! You happy?
M: Very. :) *kisses him on the cheek*
S: O_O

WWSS if Blowhole kidnapped Marlene thinking she was his girlfriend?

S: *talking to Blowhole on television* Blowhole! What do you want this time?! >:(
Dr. B: *laughs* I'll have you know that I will be asking the questions. And
you will be following the orders. *smirks evilly*
S: And why is that? >:|
Dr. B: Because, I have captured--
S: Ugh! I already told you! Ringtail is not my BFF!
Dr. B: I was going to say that I captured your girlfriend. *moves over to show Marlene in a cage*
M: Skipper! Help! D:
S: Girlfriend? Marlene isn't my girlfriend. :/
Dr. B: Oh, please. Have you seen yourself with her? *shows various footages of Skipper and Marlene together*
S: *blushes fiercely*
K: You two do make a cute couple. ;)
S: *elbows him in the stomach* Marlene is not my girlfriend! >:(
Dr. B: *overacting* Oh, then you won't mind if I kill her, then?
S: NO! I swear if you harm a single fur on her body I will personally rip your other eye out and shove it down your throat so you can watch me rip your insides out!!!! D:<
Dr. B/K/R/P: O__________O

(Yeah, I kinda stole that from Alpha and Omega. It just fit so perfect though. XD)

WWSS if he found Marlene plucking petals off of a flower saying, "He loves me, he loves me not"? XD

M: *plucking petails* He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... He loves me not... *about to pluck the last petail*
S: Who doesn't love you? :\
M:*jumps in fright* GAAH! *sigh in relief* Oh. Oh it's just you, Skipper. Please. Don't sneak up on me like that. You almost gave me an heart attack.
S: Hmm, fine. Anyway, what were you doing?
M: *blushes* Oh... I-I... nothing. How long have you been here?!
S: Not much. I just heard you say "He loves me, he loves not, he loves me, he loves me not..." Who? Who were you talkin' about?
M: *looks away*...... Uh... n-no one... *blushes more*
S: Marlene, don't lie to me... *puts flipper on her shoulder*
M: *sigh* OK, well... I was talking about... *clears throat awkwardly* uhm......you.
S:: o.o ...Well :) *picks up flower and plucks last petail* Maybe he does love you after all... ;)

(Is that sweet or what? XD <3 Wow, I didn't want to make it that long. Oh well.)

WWSS if he caught Marlene talking about him with Becky and Stacy? (Y'know, like a girl talk. XD)

Sk: *walks by Marlene's habitat*
B: (inside) I wanna talk about guys. ;)
Sk: *rolls eyes and starts walking again*
St: Yeah, I think Skipper's got your fancy there, Marlene. ;)
Sk: O_O...*goes back*
M: Skipper? *laughs* Nah, he only likes me as a friend.
B: But you don't admit that you don't like him? ;)
M: Well...
Sk: *blushes* o.o
St: I knew it! He is pretty hot.
Sk: *agrees inside head* (XD)
M: *laughs* Yeah, you're right on that one. And he's so strong...*sigh*
Sk: *starts feeling smug*
B: You should totally go for it.
M: Well, I don't even know if he likes me anywhere near in that way.
Sk: :)...*enters like he didn't hear anything* Hello, ladies! What are we talking about?
M: SKIPPER! Uh...Nothing! Nothing at all! Just girl stuff! Heheh...
Sk: Oh, I'm sorry. I wouldn't want to interrupt. I'll just go. *winks at Marlene and leaves*
M: O.O....*sigh* :)

(I'll be honest, I've turned three of these WWSS's we've been doing into a skit. Two were mine, one yours. They just fit so well!!! XD)

WWSS if Marlene found out about his needle fear?

S: What? Me? Scared of needles? Ha! Who told you that? O_O
M: Oh... no one. So you won't be scared if I come near you with THIS! *shows needle* >:)
S: *eye twitch* e.O N-no. Of course n-not. *bad poker face*
M:*walks towards Skipper*
S: Keep your cool, Skipper. It's just Marlene... with a needle... <:D ... *sees Marlene getting close* e.O ...ALRIGHT! STOP RIGHT THERE! I'm scared of needles! OK?! Now back off, or throw that thing away from me! >:(
M: Ha-ha! I knew it! *throws needle away* You know... you're kinda, sorta cute when you're scared. ;)

WWSS if Marlene didn't want to leave the HQ?

S: Alright, Marlene. We're about to have a classified meeting. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
M: But I don't want to leave! :(
S: I'm sorry, Marlene. I'm afraid that this is only for authorized personnel.
M: Why am I not authorized? Don't you trust me? <:D
S: Well, yes, but you're just not cleared for this kind of information.
M: *cute eyes* Please? You won't even know I'm here. ;)
S: Nope. I'm sorry, Marlene.
M: *sits down* I'm not leaving. *crosses arms*
S: Hey! This is insubordination! >:(
M: So? I'm not part of this unit. :P
S: Why do you want to stay here, anyway? >:|
M: 'Cause you're here. ;)
S: o_o *gulp* B-But I'm always here. Can't you come back after the meeting?
M: No. I want you now. ;)
S: O_O...*faints*

WWSS if he caught Julien trying to woo Marlene?

J: *shakes booty trying to woo Marlene* (XD)
M: O.O XP Ugh... leave me alone, Julien! I've already told you that I don't like you like you! >:(
J: You will soon. ;)
M: I don't think so. >:(
S: Whoa, what's going on here? *goes to Marlene's side*
M: Oh, the usual, Skipper. He still wants me to be his girlfriend. >:P
S. >:( Ringtail!!! What did I tell you the last time? *takes out crowbar*
KJ: O_O Not the crowbar again! OK I'll stop! Promise! *cowers*
S: Hmm. Good. >:)

WWSS if during a horror movie Marlene hugged him everytime there was a scary part? (XD)

S/M: *watching horror movie*
*character opens closet and killer comes out* (cliche much? XD)
M: AH! *hugs Skipper and buries face into chest feathers*
S: ,':| ...... :) *wraps flipper around Marlene* We should watch scary movies more often. (XD)

WWSS if he caught Marlene listening to his Skipper's logs from when he first met Marlene?

M: *listens to alll the things Skipper said about her* :') Aww, that's so sweet of Skipper. I wonder why he never told me all these things... *keeps listening* <3
S: *enters* O.O Marlene! What are you doing?! You can't listen to my log! It's highly confidential. Don't you know that?! >:(
M: ... :') *hugs him* You're so sweet, Skipper. <3
S: O.O *awkwardly hugs back* *blush* Uh... you heard me talking about--
M: Yep. :)

WWSS if Marlene stole his mug and didn't want to give it back?

S: Marlene! That's my favorite mug! Give it back! >:|
M: Hmm...Nope. XD
S: Why not?! >:(
M: If you want it, come and get it. ;) *runs away*
S: -.- *sigh*...*cuts Marlene off around the next habitat and pins her down* HA!
M: Oh, hello. :)
S: ,':| Why are you looking at me like that?
M: >:) *pushes him off and pins him down* HA!!!!
KJ: *walks by* Eh...Shouldn't you two be getting a room? O_O
S/M: O.O *blush fiercely*
S: Wanna give me my mug back, now?
M: Uh...Nope. I don't think so.
S: T_T

WWSS if Marlene found out about Lola?

M: So... you were married to a... hula doll back in Africa? *tries to hold laughter*
S: *sigh* Yes. It didn't end well, though. :\
M Oh, really? What happened?
S: I'd rather not talk about it, Marlene...
M: Oh... ok. So now you're ...single? ;)
S: O.o Uhm... well... I-I guess... Why do you care?
M: Oh nothing. I was just wondering... Heheh...

WWSS if Marlene asked him to help her clean her habitat?

S: Well, I'm a little busy.
M: Please? I could really use the help. I'll make it up to you. ;)
S: O_O H-How exactly would you make it up to me?
M: I dunno, I just thought maybe I'd just owe you a favor or something. What'd you think I meant?
S: Nothing! Heheh...o_o

WWSS if Marlene stumbled into him and his beak was millimeters from her lips? XD

M: *runs towards the penguins* Guys, guys! :D You've got to see th-- *stumbles into Skipper* O_O
S: O_O *blush* Uh... M-Marlene... you ok?
M: Yeah. *blush* I'm-I'm so sorry. I didn't see you there.
S: Don't worry, Marlene. <:D
S/M: *stare at each others eyes* :)
K: *clears throat loudly*
M: *gets up* Oh. Hah... uh... um yeah, see ya! *leaves*
S: *gets up as well*
K/R/P: *stare at him*
S: What? It was just an accident! *blushes*

WWSS if Julien glued his and Marlene's hands together? (XD)

S: RINGTAIL! D:<
KJ: Uh-oh...Gotta go! <:D *runs away*
S: *tries to chase but is stuck to Marlene's paw*
M: Ah! *stumbles into him*
S: Oh, sorry. o_o
M: It's alright...*blush*
S: Kowalski, is there any way to unstick us?
K: No...But I'll work on it!
S: *sigh*...*to Marlene* Wanna go prank Julien? >:)
M: Skipper, you and I both know that violence only gets more violence. *glances at paw glued to his flipper* I'm in. >:)
S: Marlene, you are speaking my language. >:)

WWSS if Julien tried to use the Love-U-Laser to try to get Marlene to fall in love with him?

S: Ringtail! >:(
KJ: What? *Innocent look* *Tries to hide Love-U-Laser*
K: So that's where the Love-U-Laser went!
KJ: What are you silly penguins talking about?
S: Hand over the laser Ringtail! What were you doing with it anyways?
KJ: I certainly wasn't trying to woo Marlene with it! *Nervous laughter*
S: *Growling* Ringtail...
KJ: Uhhh... I'll be going now... *Runs away*

WWSS if Marlene tripped and fell on top of him and the team walked in on them before they could get back up?

M: Hey, Skipper, I-- *trips and falls on Skipper*
S: *stumbles back and falls on back*
M: *falls on top of him* O_O Skipper! I'm so sorry, I-- *about to get up but team
walks in*
K: O___O...Avert your eyes, Private! *covers Private's eyes*
R: Ooooooohhhh!!!! *laughs and then makes kissy sounds*
S: No, this isn't what it looks like!!
M: *gets off and blushes fiercely* Really! It was an accident!
K: You could've at least told us you wanted the habitat to yourself!
P: *trying to see past Kowalski's flippers* What?! What happened?!
S: Nothing happened! And nothing was going to! *blushes as hard as Marlene is*
M: I just tripped!
R: Mmhm. Sure. ;)
S: It's the truth! >:|

WWSS if Marlene kissed him on the cheek?

M: *kisses Skipper on the cheek*
S: O_O ...Marlene?
M: Yeah, Skippy? ^_^
S: What was that for? O.o
M: I dunno... I just felt like kissing you. ;)
S: Uh... Are you sure you're feeling alright, Marlene?
M: *puts arms around neck* Never better. <3
S: *gulp* <:D
K: Get a room already! *snickers* XD
M/S: *blush*

WWSS if Marlene asked him to teach her a song to play on the spanish guitar?

S: Well, what song do you want to learn?
M: I don't care, anything. :)
S: Alright. *thinks* Okay, try this. *plays a few chords and gives guitar to
Marlene*
M: Like this? *plays it back*
S: No, no, you missed a note. Here, uh...*wraps flippers around Marlene's arms from behind and helps her play chords*
M: Am I doing it right, now?
S: Yeah, Marlene. You're doing just fine. I guess we do make a good team. :)

(I couldn't resist doing something cute for that one. :3)

WWSS if Kowalski accidentally erased his memory and he met Marlene for the first time again?

M: Hey guys! What's up? :D
S: O.O H-hello!
M: Skipper? :\ Are you alright?
--
P: *whispers* Shouldn't we tell her you accidentally erased Skipper's memory, Kowalski?
K: Uh... *imagines Marlene's reaction* O.O uh... nah! I'd rather not.
--
S: Hi. I'm Skipper! And you, dollface? :)
M: *sligthly blush at the nickname* I'm-I'm... Marlene? Why do you ask? You know me! :\
S: Hmm... no. I've never seen you here before. And then, I would remember such a beautiful face like yours. ;)
M: *blushes* We've been friend for years!
S: I would remember that, don't you think?
M: B-but-- Kowalski! What happened to him? >:|
K: Uh... what do you mean? <:D
M: T_T What did you do to Skipper? Why does he not remember me?
K: Oh! That! Uh.... well, you see... *really fast* IaccidentallyerasedSkipper'smemoryandIdidn­'tt­ell­you­cau­seI­did­n't­wan­tyo­uto­bem­ada­tme­! *cowers*

(OK, I made that WAY too long. XD)

WWSS if there were pictures of him and Marlene hugging (Y'know, like the pic from the end of Miss Understading XD) all around the zoo?

S: So, next we--
KJ: *drops in* Hey! Bossy penguin! You didn't tell anyone you were dating Marlene!
S: Dating?! Where'd you get that idea?!
KJ: Don't play dummy with me! These pictures are not fooling anyone!
S: What pictures?!?
KJ: *shows him picture* See?!
S: Where did you get that?!
KJ: They were hanging around the zoo. :D
S: Who did...*glares at Kowalski*
K: *whistles innocently* <:D
KJ: Look at the way you're holding her! If that doesn't say "dating" I don't know what does! <:D
S: We're not! I was just...
KJ: You were just? ;)
S: None of your business! Marlene and I are not dating! End of story!
KJ: But you want to?
S: Pft! No! Absolutely not! I don't know what makes you think that! Pft! O_o
KJ: Mmhm. Very convincing. ;)
S: Get out of my HQ. T_T

WWSS if (you ready for this? XD) during an intense moment, he and Marlene were alone and almost kissed when Private walked in? XD

M: Hey guys wanna hang out!
S: Sure Marlene grab a seat
K: Actually me private and Rico were going to get snowcones, you coming skipper?
S: Nah, I'll stay here with Marlene *sits next to her*
K: ummm...ok
kowalski, rico, and private leave, leaving skipper alone with Marlene
S: So Marlene.....
M:yeah skipper
Skipper leans in to kiss her
P:One moment Kowalski I forgot my.......
S: NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!!! *Pushes Marlene away*
M: T_T

WWSS if he saw marlene kissing another guy

S/M: *getting closer and closer, almost kissing*
P: *enters* Skipper are you in here-- O.O *covers eyes* I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt anything!
S/M: *pull back and blush fiercely*
S: No... Private, it's... ok. What do you want?
P:*uncovers eyes* Oh... I was uhm... just wondering if you wanted to to play "Stomp the Wombat" with me, Kowalski and Rico...?
S: Oh uh... eh, I think I'll pass this time... *rubs neck*
P: Alright... See you later! *leaves*
*awkward silence*
S: *looks at Marlene* So... where were we? :) *wraps flippers around her*
M: I think I remember... we were right at this point. *gets closer and kisses him* <3

WWSS if Marlene wanted to go on a date with him?

@sarah12499:

S: *enters Marlene's habitat and sees her kissing someone else* O_O M-Marlene!
M: *looks past guy* Skipper? What are you doing here?
S: Well...I was just wondering if you wanted popcorn, but I guess you're busy... :/
M: Skipper, this isn't what it looks like...
S: It's exactly what it looks like. If you want the popcorn you know where to find me. *starts to leave*
M: You know this is my brother, right?
S: *turns back* Brother? Then why were you kissing?!
M: No! He was kissing me on the cheek! *shudders* Jeez, if I didn't know you better, I'd say you were jealous.
S: Jealous?! Ha! That's funny, Marlene. I uh...Gotta go, now. Catch ya later! :D

(I just couldn't have Marlene actually kissing someone else. XD)

@27Kowalski:

S: You want to go on a date...With me?
M: *blush* Yeah...I mean...Unless you don't want to...
S: No, no...I'd love to. Friday?
M: Really?
S: Of course. I'd be a fool to say no to a wonderful woman like you. :)
M: *blushes harder* Friday it is, then. <:)

(Aw. <3 xD)

WWSS if Marlene told him that she was afraid she wasn't good enough for love? (this is gonna be sweet. <:D)

S:Marlene, you're beautiful, nice, and sweet if anyone says different you tell me!
M:Thanks Skipper
S:O__O Did i just say that out loud?
M: Yes you did *leans in and kisses him*
K: *smirk*
S: Kowalski
K:yes skipper?
S:GET OUT!!!!

WWSS if Marlene tricked him into thinking she was being transfered to another zoo (Go Wild)

S: Transferred?!? No! This will not stand! I refuse to have you moved out of this zoo! Rico! We're gonna need a crowbar, a payphone, and Alice's forged signature! Stat!
M: Skipper! Calm down! I was only joking.
S: And we also need-- Wait, you were joking?
M: Of course, Skipper! It's really sweet how you'd go through all that trouble for me, though. :)
S: Well...You're my friend. Of course I would. Heh...

WWSS if Marlene asked him if he loved her? (lost my creativity. XD)

M: Skipper... do you... like me?
S: Well, of course I do. You're my friend. :)
M: Yeah... friend. What I meant is... do you...well...
S: What?
M: ...Do you love me?
S: *blush* Uh... I uh... I *sigh* OK... I maaay have a little crush on you.
M: Really? :)
S: Yeah... *pause* So... pick you up at 20.00?
M: For what? :\
S: Our date. ;)

WWSS if Marlene showed him a painting of him and her together? (Aw :3)

S: *sees painting* o.o Oh, well, it's very nice, Marlene...*blushes*
K: *snickers*
S: *slaps him*
P: Skipper, is your flipper around her waist? :/
S: *blushes harder* O_O *covers Private's eyes* Heheh...Nice touch...
M: Thanks. ;)
S: *laughs nervously* You're welcome...
K: *snickers more*
S: *slaps him again* Will you grow up! >:|

WWSS if Kowalski accidentally made a clone of him and the clone started flirting with Marlene? (XD There's the creativity. XD)

KC= Kowalski's clone
S: Kowalski what is your clone doing!!!!!!
KC: Before i met you, I didn't know what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason at all.
M: *Blushes* hehe.
S: *blushes* Kowalski, stop him!
K: you know Skipper can you try not to be jealous for once!
S: who said I was jealous! I just don't like how your clone is flirting with Marlene!
K:T_T
S:OK maybe I'm a little jealous
KC: I tried sending you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox ;)
S: NOW STOP HIM!

WWSS if Marlene faked her death ( officially out of ideas XD)

*refuses coffee, snow cones, peanut butter winkies* *Stops slapping Private* *Stops going on missions* *doesn't leave his bed* *doesn't care that Blowhole is taking over the world*
*Finds out she was faking*
S: T_T Why would you do that?

WWSS Julien saw him and Marlene kissing?

S/M: *kissing*
KJ: *walks in* Hey, penguin, I was just-- *Skipper and Marlene stop kissing abruptly* O_O
S: Ringtail...This isn't what it looks like...
KJ: *burst out laughing* Oh! Oh, that's so funny! Skipper and Marlene! Sitting in the HQ! K-Y-S-S-N-G!
S: Ringtail! That's not even how it goes, first of all! Second, this is none of your business! >:(
KJ: So, how long has this been going on, eh, penguin? ;)
S: Not that it's any of your business, but we've been seeing each other for six days, now.
KJ: I was talking about the kissing. ;D
S: RINGTAIL!!! *chases him out of HQ with crowbar*
M: *chuckles* That's my Skipper.

WWSS if, on Christmas, there was mistletoe above him and Marlene's head? XD

S: RINGTAIL I KNOW YOU DID THAT!!!
M: Calm down, look everyone's looking at us!
S: Oh...
M: *Kissed Skipper*
S: *Kisses back*
Everyone: Awwww!

WWSS If his team started a food fight? (hope you don't mind I changed the Skilene subject, we can change it back whenever you want)

S: *comes in on food fight* O_O
K: Get back here, Private! *throws fish at him*
S: What is going on here?! Stop that this instant! >:(
R: *throws fish at Kowalski*
K: *ducks*
S: *fish hits him in the face* T____T
K/R/P: O________O
R: Oops...o.o
S: Boys...You're about to get served. *picks up fish* >:)
K: Uh-oh...

WWSS if Kowalski accidentally turned him into an otter? (XD I couldn't resist. XD)

S: How...? Whaaa...???
(I'm not really good at those very long and funny answers)

WWSS if he found a phone on the ground?

S: Kowalski, another human related thingamajig
K: Hey,it's a phone and it has part that I've been missing for my experiment
S: Never mind I think I'll keep the phone, maybe I can find another, then me and Marlene can do that texting thing the humans go crazy over.
K: T_T


WWSS if the team had a party in the HQ while he was away

S: *enters HQ* O.O What in the name of Lincoln's beard happened in here?! >:(
P: Oh... we just had a little fun, Skip-*Kowalski slaps him*
K: Eh... we didn't expect you to come back so early. *scratches neck*
R: Yeah... *looks away innocently*
S: Men, front and center.
K/R/P: Aye sir!
S: *slaps all of them* You're on clean up duty for 2 weeks. Starting with this mess you did. >:|

WWSS if Kowalski kept beating him at chess? XD

S: Marlene! Wanna play chess? Kowalski's getting annoying! >:I
M: Sure! :)
M: *Wins* I win! <:D
S:...*Slaps himself*

WWSS if there was another snowmaggenon and he was trapped in Marlene's habitat with her?

S: Great. Just great.
M: What are we gonna do now? We're trapped! D:
S: Don't worry, Marlene. My team will soon figure out we're here. You just need to be patient.
M: Alright... *chills* Ugh, it's so c-cold in here. *rubs arms*
S: *wraps flipper around her* Com'here. :) We'll keep each others warm.
M: *blushes* Oh... ha. Thank you.
S: No problem, dollface. ;)

WWSS if the team started singing "Kiss the Girl" (Y'know the song that goes ♪Shalalala my oh my looks like the boy's too shy ain't gonna kiss the girl. Yeah you're gonna miss the girl...♪ XD) every time he and Marlene were together?