*At Penguin HQ*
S: Men, reports have been coming from Alices' office that the zoo is shutting down again, we need to form a plan stop that from happening.
*sees Julien raiding his fridge*
S: Ringtail! How'd you get in? can't see you were in a middle of crisis here
KJ: Of what exactly? Nevermind I being asked, it does not matter to me
P: Oh it does matter Julien, were about to lose something we all hold near and dear
KJ: If this is being about that fish with the shiny skin, taking your stuff again, then fine let him, I don't care
S: No, its not about Blowhole this time, its about the zoo shutting down
K: Your Kingdom, as you would call it in your lemur lingo
*spit takes on Private by accident*
P: Auh, Yuck! :/
KJ: We must save the zoo! And more importantly my Kingdom >:l

WWSS if the blue hen was listening?

*Outside Penguin HQ*
BH: The zoo closing? Hmm, that would mean that the annoying penguins would be shipped off to another zoo. Finally they´ll be out of the way of my plan to take over Delaware! (laughs hysterically)
S: (from inside the HQ) YOU KNOW WE CAN HERE YOU; RIGHT?


WWSS if Blowhole would adopt Mort as his minion?

S: Sad Eyes? Why would you want him? He's on our side!
Dr. B: Not if I have Icy Pops. *holds up box of Icy Pops*
M: Icy Pops!!! I will be your bestest friend ever! :D
S: *faceflipper* Yeah, well we have the feet. *grabs Julien by the ankle*
KJ: Whoa! *falls backwards*
M: Feet!! ... *glances back and forth between Icy Pops and feet* :/
Dr. B: T_T It appears we are at a stalemate.
S: Indeed.

WWSS if Alex, Gloria, Melman, and Marty (AKA, the hippies. XD) returned to the zoo?

Skipper: What the deuce are you guys back here so soon?
Alex: We here for a visit bro, is that bad?
Marty: Just came by to see how the zoos doing and of course we got you guys some presents *reaches into bag* TADAA! :D *shows a keychain that looks like a peace sign*
Skipper: O.o

WWSS if Marty bought him a keychain that looks like a peace sign?

Skipper: HIPPIE HIPPIE HIPPIE! (slaps him)
Marty: Ow, what´s worng dude, I just wanted to give you something nice.
Skipper: You´re working with the danes, aren´t you? I bet that keychain is BUGGED! Nice try! But you won´t get me that easily!

WWSS if Santa gave him coal for Christmas? XDD

S:...RINGTAIL! I think Santa swapped our presents!




WWSS if a bunch of crazy Skilene fangirls kidnaps him and Marlene?

Skipper: Cheese and Crackers it's a ambush, every penguin for themselves DX

(pft coward XD)

WWSS if Blowhole appeared in his sleep, gave him a big hug and said "We'll be best friends forever and ever"?

Skipper: (mumbling in sleep) No...no..go away......fish face.....(turns around in his sleep and swats flippers at an imaginary face)




WWSS if he was forced to play Skipper the Barbie´s boyfriend? xP

Skipper: A what now?
Private: Barbie's boyfriend! You'll gonna play as Kent in our zoo's play. ^_^
Skipper: No can do young Private. There's no way I'm gonna play as Barbie's boyfriend.
Private: *puppy eyes* Pretty Please...
Skipper: No Private, N-O
Private: *sigh*I guess we have to tell Marlene, Skipper cannot join the play. Maybe we can ask Julien, he might be interested.
Skipper: whoa-whoa... Marlene's playing as Barbie? And Rintail as her boyfriend?.... I guess I have no choice but to save Marlene from embarrassment, I'm gonna join the play.

WWSS if Marlene didn't make it in the play and Julien replace her as Barbie? o_O

Skipper: Where´s Marlene?
Mason: She twisted her ankle. Julian is going to have to take her place.
Skipper: Say what now?
Julian: (dressed in tight jeans and white high heels) Oh, hello, baby, I see you´re here too! <3


WWSS if his old girlfriend from "Skipper makes perfect" calls him up?

Skipper: Dollface? is that you on the other line, I haven't heard or seen you since we broke up in Acapulco
Acapulco. How have things been for you lately?
Female Skipper: Oh you know, fine I guess, just called in to say how much I missed you *makes imaginary kissy faces on the phone*
Skipper: *blushes*

WWSS if he found out it was Alice trying to call him?

What in the name of rotten caramel apples? O__o *changes name and moves to Canada*

WWSS if Hans claimed he wanted to be good instead of evil?

Hans: I really mean it, Skippsy! I want to be good and be your chump!
Skipper: Forget it Hans. I don´t trust you. I learned my lesson after seeing what happened to Manfredi and Johnson, after they accepted a friend request from a puffin on FaceBook! Their account got deleted!
Hans: But Skipper! Think about all the cool things we can do if we become friends! We can poke each other, send farmville gifts and-
Skipper: (rejects the friend request from Hans the Puffin)

WWSS if he turns on the TV and sees a PoM episode?

S: *sees the episode the otter woman* OMG fu it was really marlene!?*Blush*:O
M: Baam,i told you so * coolness*
S:Waaaaiiiit!
M: Whaat?
S:Omg im looking good .. but a little bit fat :0 Fu
curse the TV! *angry*
M: *facepalm*

WWSS if Kitka kiss KJ

Kitka: (kissing Julian)
KJ: (kisses her back while loud love music plays)
Skipper: (walks over to them) Ringtail, I told you to keep the volume do-.....(stares)
Kitka: Oh my, Julian, my handsome kitty. You look so good in the moonlight.
KJ: You too, my queen.
Skipper: (eye twitches, but then he tears up and slides away)
----
(one week later)
Skipper: (sitting in front of the TV watching boring sitcoms while eating a bowl of icecream)


WWSS if he and his team met Percy, Annabeth and Nico during a mission?


(or if you don´t know Percy Jackson, here´s a different one)

WWSS if Kowalski and Julian switched bodies so that Kowalski wants to party and eat fruit while Ringtail is boring him with long science speeches. xP

S: Ringtail - I mean Kowalski- oh whatever- tell me you can fix this. *watches the penguin dance around* I can't take another hour of this!

WWSS If Julian's music box broke down and he gets another one even louder than the last?

Skipper: WHY! WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?! (breaks down crying)
Marlene: We can just destroy his boom box.
Skipper: (stops) I like the way you think, Marlene!



WWSS if they´re back in Madagascar and he sees an angry hord of lemurs wanting to throw Julian into a volcano? xP

I'm not sure if I should ask Rico for popcorn or Kowalski for options.

WWSS if Julien slapped him? XD

Skipper: You hit like a girl, Ringtail. Here, let me show you how a real man slaps- (raises flipper)
Private: Don´t Skippah! We don´t need to start a fight here.
Julian: Hah, yeah. YOU are da one who slap like a sissie, Skipp-
Skipper: (slaps him so hard he flies backward and crashes against a wall)


WWSS if he gets a phone call, ".....seven days......"?

*phone rings*
*Skipper picked it up*
Voice on phone: ....seven days....
Skipper: -_- *hangs up*
Private: who is it Skipper?
Skipper: Its Ringtail. Trying to pull up that "seven days" trick like he did a week ago. -_-

WWSS if he wakes up in Julien's body?

S: *wakes up and yawns* That was a goo-- *realizes he's talking in Julien's voice* O___O ... *looks at himself* ... Kowalski now has about two minutes to live.

WWSS if Alice wouldn't take her attention off of their habitat? O.O

S: There's something wrong about this, men. Let's investigate.


WWSS if Private left for college

Kowalski: Private! You cant just-
Skipper: Let the boy follow his dreams, Kowalski! (turns to Private) Good luck soldier. (puts a flipper on his shoulder) Just, when you´re all alone at campus, try not to think about the mean teachers who´ll torture you with loads of work, long classes and cruel gazes, the food that probably got poisned by some morons waiting for you to fall dead, bullies in the hallways, pretty girls who´ll end up breaing your heart and your neck. Everyone would want to cuddle you till you suffocate from their tight hugs. You´ll never hae privacy or free will. They´ll break you in half like a pencil....but if you want to go to college, hey, who am I to stop you. Just remember my words when the horror surround you...
Private:.....I think I want to stay here acutally...I can have Kowalsi explain things to me, right?
Skipper: (smiles and pats his back) Great choice, soldier.



WWSS if he and Mort gets caught underneath a mistletoe? XP

*Skipper and Mort looks up and sees mistletoe*
Mort: *looks at Skipper with cute eyes* ahihi... *chuckles*
Skipper: Don't even think about it. -_-

WWSS If he caught Private dating Cupid.

Skipper: Private, you know what I said! One, I will not have this team going musy on me! It's bad enough having Kowalski moping around after Doris broke up with him again!
Kowalski: *bursts into tears* Doris!
Skipper: Don't even make me talk about Rico's doll.
Private: But Skipper, what about your bobhead?
Skipper: Don't try to change the subject, soldier. You know too well what number two is going to be.
Private: Actually, Skipper, I don't.
Skipper: We don't date the enemy!
Cupid: Urm, you know that I'm still here, right?
Skipper: Blast, our cover is blown.


WWSS if his team made him he needed to stay in bed for a week because of an injury, even though he felt fine?

Skipper: Wait, what? You guys want me to stay in bed?
Private: Yes, because your broken flipper needs to heal for a while
Kowalski: Sorry Skipper but you need your rest
Skipper: But I feel fine :/
Kowalski: That's what your mind wants you think
Private: Now go on Skipper get some rest.
Skipper: Come to think of it, my flipper does hurt a little bit, ok fine I'll take a rest

*10 minutes later*
Kowalski: Can't believe Skipper felt for it
Private: But Kowalski won't we get into trouble for lying to Skipper?
Kowalski: Oh relax Private, we're just going out for some snowcones, we won't be long, plus I placed earphones on him to drown out the noise, not even Julien's boom box can wake him up

WWSS if he woke up and realized that his men tricked to got to bed just so they can get out and have snowcones?

Skipper: Hey wait a minute, I'm not injured O.o >:(

Skipper: They fell for it. *takes off earmuffs* What kind of leaderdo they think I am? I Invented that trick.

WWSS if Skipper's boss came to check in on him unexpectedly, and he accidentally knocked him out before realizing who it was?

*Skipper's boss enters the HQ while Skipper and the others are playing cards*
Skipper: Intruder! *Does flying kick and knocks out the intruder* That would teach him a- *cuts his dialogue when he realizes who the guy is* *starts to get nervous*
Kowalski: Uhm, Skipper are you al...right?
Skipper: Uh... yes, of course... I'm fine. Its not that I knocked out my general, right? *smiles nervously*
Kowalski: Oh..kay...
General: *wakes up* What the moon cake happened? *sees Skipper* Soldier, you better have a good explanation for this.
Skipper: Yes sir, you see our Private here accidentally knocks you out, he thought you were an intruder. *Pushes Private forward*
Private: Me?
Skipper: Yes, you Private. Now apologize to General.
XXDD

WWSS if Kowalski, Rico and Private pretend to leave him and that Julien will be their new leader.

Skipper: Wait you're leaving me for.....HIM?!
Kowalski: Affirmative
Skipper: *struggles with words and thoughts* You can't-- *realizes that it sounds like he needs them, but doesn't want to admit it* Well, Good luck with that nancycat.
Private: Skipper, we're only kid--
Skipper: *Loses it* Get Out!
Penguins: *Climb up the ladder at top speed.
On top.....
Kowalski: Well, that didn't work as we planned.
Private: What are we going to do?!

WWSS if Kitka started working for Blowhole and captured Marlene?

Skipper: Hot Snozzles! Kitka is...
Kowalski: (puts flipper on his shoulder) i´m sorry. Even though you´re not courting her anymore, it must be tough.
Rico: Uh huh. (pats Skipper on the back)
Skipper. You didn´t let me finish. Kitka is pulling the old double agent trick on Blowhole! You know, the one Ringtail did! She´s pretending to work for him so she can get vital information for us! (sighs) I adore that falcon.
Other Penguins: (face flipper)


WWSS if Julian drinks one of Kowalski´s love potions and tries to date him?
(gotta love Jupper xP)

Skipper: Initiate full lock down, Rico. I will not have this lemur jeopardizing our teammate.
Rico: *pressing a button*
Skipper: Kowalski! You'd better get a start on that cure before I slap you into next Tuesday for leaving the lab open!
Kowalski: Yes, sir! * hurries off*
Private: What do we do, sir?
Skipper: We buy Kowalski as much time as possible.

WWSS if Private starts to see things that he and everybody else can't? (Like the skorca episode all over again, except that this time, only Private can see it)

Skipper: Kowalski? Analysis? O_o
Private: No! Don't fly away! Come here! I won't hurt you! *chases nothing around the HQ*
Kowalski: I told you not to let him eat winkies before bed again.
Skipper: He made the face! You know I can't resist the face!

WWSS if Julien stole his coffee?

Skipper: *eye twitching* Need coffee. Hyper Ringtail. Mad Rico.

Private: *gets down from topside* Hey, what are you- *stops, seeing Skipper's condition. Slowly moves around him to where Kowalski is standing* Urm, Kowalski, is everything all right with Skipper?

Kowalski: *bluntly* Julien stole all his coffee again.

Private: Oh. Shouldn't we get it back then?

Kowalski: Julien drank all of it and is now running around the zoo, hyper. *sees Private's look* Don't worry. Rico has gone after him.

Private: *frowns* Somehow, that doesn't assure me...

WWSS if Alice started dating?

[reference to photo] (XD)

K: *acting like a commander*
S: *stands behind him and clears his throat* Ahem.
K: *turns around* *still in his 'commander' voice* Skipper! *changes voice back to normal* I-I mean, uh, Skipper. <:D *scratches back of neck*
S: And ... what in the name of Lincoln's beard were you doing, soldier?
K: I wasn't doing anything. You see? Nothing. Actually, I-I have a ... thing to do in my lab right now, you know, sciency ... stuff. You wouldn't understand! Heh. *shuts lab door behind him*
S: I'm not going to ask. *sips coffee* e_e

(I wanna bring this forum back. :3)

WWSS if Marlene put a bowtie on him and said he looked hotter that way? (I dunno. XD)

Marlene: *puts bowtie on Skipper* See? It fits you. You look hotter that way.
Skipper: Marlene, I don't have time for some fancy bowtie. *removes bowtie* And shouldn't you be on your habitat by now? The zoo's opening in a few minutes. -_-
Marlene: *rolls eyes* Fine. *moves out of the HQ and goes to her habitat*
Skipper: *left alone in the HQ* *puts bowtie back and looks at the mirror* I look hotter you say *smiles* ;)

WWSS if he saw Private and Hans chatting on the park about his embarrassing moments back in Denmark (i,e. when they're not yet enemies)?
You know what I mean :P

S: *walking through park looking for Private and hears Hans' voice*
H: . . . and he spilled his coffee all over the General! *he and Private laugh*
S: O_O *follows voices*
P: *laughing* So embarrassing!
S: *finds them* Private! What are you doing with my arch nemesis?! >:|
P: Skipper! We—we were just—
S: *slaps him* No excuses! What are you even doing here, Hans?!
H: Talking to Private. I thought that was obvious.
S: T_T

WWSS if Kowalski slapped him for no reason? XD

K: *slaps Skipper*
S: Ow! *death glare* What the heck was that for? D:<
K: No reason.
S: You're kiddin' me?!
K: No. Though I probably didn't think this through.
S: You don't say! *slaps him* You're on clean up duty. For 2 weeks. >:|

WWSS if Marlene asked him to pose for a painting? (X3)

S: Well, I'm a bit busy right—
M: Please? *makes cute eyes*
S: Heh . . . okay. <:)

(Need I do more? XD)

WWSS if Marlene kept poking him for no reason? XD

M: *pokes Skipper* Heheh. XD
S: Marlene? What are you doing?
M: Uhm, I'm poking you? *pokes his beak* ;)
S: And are you gonna stop anytime soon? '.:\
M: Hmm, no I don't think so. *pokes his chest* *pokes pokes pokes* Ha!
S: T__T ... Why are you doing this?
M: Do I need a reason?
S: *sigh* T_T
M: *cute face* :3

(I don't know. XDD)

WWSS if Marlene dyed her fur blonde? (Ahah, she would look so weird. XD)

S: *sees Marlene* M-Marlene?
M: Hey, Skipper! Like the new look? ;)
S: Oh, uh, well, it's—nice. I guess. Not exactly you.
M: So you're saying I look ugly? D:
S: No! No, that's not what I'm saying at all!
M: Then you're saying I'm hideous?! *tears up* DX
S: No, no! You're very beautiful! Gorgeous, even!
M: *brightens up* Aw, you really think so? Thanks. *kisses his cheek and skips off*
S: . . . What just happened? O_e

WWSS if Marlene started mimicking him? XD

S: Kowalski, options!
M: *imitating him* Kowalski options!
S: Marlene, what are you doing? ',:\
M: Marlene, what are you doing? *mocking his tone*
S: OK, this is not funny. Stop it. >:|
M: Stop it!
S: Enough with the copy-cat! Stop! >:(
M: Make me. ;)
S: o.o

WWSS if Marlene wanted to sleep in his bunk with him? XDD

S: Uh, w-well, I don't think that's exactly . . . uh, appropriate . . . *awkwardly clears throat*
M: Please? *puts paws on his chest* ;3
S: O_O . . . *faints*

(Heehee. ;3 XD)

WWSS if Marlene hooked her arm in his flipper? ;)

S/M: *taking a stroll together*
M: We should do this more often. You know, walking around the Zoo... together ...
S: Really? You think so?
M: Mh-mm. *hooks arm in Skipper's flipper* <3
S: M-Marlene? o.o
M: Yes, Skippy? ;3
S: *blushes* Uh, *gulps* w-what are you doing?
M: What does it look like? ;)
S: Uhm . . . *laughs nervously* Uh . . .
M: *giggles* Nevermind that, Skipper. Just enjoy our walk. *gets closer to him and tightens grip* <3
S: I-I ... alright. *blushes more* o.o

WWSS if Marlene whispered sweet things to him in front of the team and then left? ;)

S: All right, we go in two man teams, and then—
M: *enters and whispers in Skipper's ear*
S: *listening* Well, no, I don't think that—oh. o_o
M: *giggles and leaves*
K: ,':| Skipper, are you okay? I can see you blushing through your feathers.
S: Uh . . . that's—classified. *laughs nervously*
K/R/P: ,':\

WWSS if Marlene was actually a secret agent? (Completely random idea, I assure you. XD)

S: Whoa whoa whoa. What! YOU are a secret agent? >:/
M: Yeah ... Surprised much?
S: Well ... yeah! Is there something else you didn't tell me?! Like, you work for Blowhole or something?!
M: No! I don't work for Blowhole. I work for ... someone else ...
S: And that is ...? >:(
M: ... Classified.
S: *frustrated sigh*

WWSS if Alice transferred Marlene to the Penguins' habitat?

S: But why would she transfer her to our habitat? We're not even in the same species!
M: Are you saying you don't want me here? :(
S: Well, uh, no, that's not exactly what I was meaning to—
M: So you do want me here? ;)
S: o.o' Well, I, uh—
M: ,':)
S: . . . I don't have to explain myself to you. T_T

WWSS if Marlene hugged him and didn't want to let go? XD

S: Great team! Now drop down and give me fifty--
M: *hugs Skipper* :3
S: M-Marlene? o.o
M: Yes? <3 *hugs him tightier*
S: W-what exactly are you uh, doing?
M: I'm hugging my favorite penguin, what does it look like to you? :3
S : *blushes* Y-yeah, t-that's great but, can't you, you know, let me go now? I'm in the middle of training.
M: Of course I can! :)
S: Great then.
M: *still hugging*
S: Uhm ... Marlene ... ?
M: It's just that I don't want to. <3
K/R/P: *snicker immaturely* XD

WWSS if Marlene faked choking so she could kiss him while he was giving her CPR? (*snickers* XD)

M: *coughs heavily and falls unconscious*
S: Marlene! D: *checks for response and starts CPR*
M: *wraps arms around his neck and pulls him in for kiss*
S: Hm!! O_O *pulls away* Marlene? o.o'
M: Oh, that was, uh, my way of thanking you for saving me. ;)
S: Did you even need saving?
M: That's need-to-know, Skipper. ;D
S: Well, I think I need to know! *blushes*
M: *pokes his beak* Maybe someday. ;) *leaves*
S: . . . *falls unconscious*

WWSS if Marlene tried to lead a mission with him? XD