Oh goodness I think I need to move to another zoo -___-

WWSS if Marlene intentionally fired a lazer to his butt? XD

Everybody shut up! I'm not a bed wetter!!!!

WWSS if this really was a prank by King Julien?

Oh so it was you, *takes out crowbar*

Julien: Why is everybody chasing the King, which is me, with a crowbar? DX

WWSS if Marlene was chasing him with a crowbar while chasing Julien with a crowbar?

(^XDXD)

Marlene?! What are you doing?!

M: I thought it'd be fun to chase you around with a crowbar! >:D

S: O.O

WWSS if Kowalski started chasing Marlene with a crowbar while she was chasing him with a crowbar while he was chasing Julien with a crowbar?

Is this some sort of train game where you follow the leader? :/ *sees ringtail escaping* Hey! Come back here you furry ringtailed loser! D:<

WWSS if Private was chasing Kowalski with a boiling teapot while chasing Marlene with a crowbar while she was chasing him with a crowbar while he was chasing Julien with a crowbar?

(^HAHA this is too funny!! XDXD!!!!)

EVERYBODY STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *does so* O.O
S: Are we really doing this?
Everyone: *looks at each other, then to Skipper* Yep! *continues chasing*

WWSS if Mason was chasing Private with a baseball bat while he was chasing Kowalski with a boiling teapot while he was chasing Marlene with a crowbar while she was chasing him with a crowbar while he was chasing Julien with a crowbar? (Heeheehee I can't stop laughing at that image! XD)

This is really getting out of hand!

WWSS if everyone caught up to Julian?
(oh boy)

Oh come on the fun was just getting started, now run Ringtail, into Alice's offfice

Julien: How daring of you telling the King what to do? >:(

*sees Skipper with a crowbar* >:)

Julien: O.O *starts running again*

WWSS if they started running similar in fashion to how Scooby Doo and the gang flee with the monster, opening different doors at the same time, but with the addition of Rico swinging a machete behind Mason?

Wait a minute this seems familiar....*stops running*
M: That's right! I'm gonna catch you now!
S: O.O *begins running again*

WWSS if all of the sudden Blowhole popped in singing Afro Circus? (XDXD)

Blowhole? Why are you singing Afro Circus? You're not even canon to that stroryline O.o

WWSS say if he was in a dating game where you will pick 1 out of 4 doors that will be his date tomorrow night?

What the?! When did this happen! I demand to-
Kowalski: Two it is!
*door two opens*
Mort: Hello there Marlene!
Skipper: I didn't mean door number two! I meant-
Marlene: Oh so you don't want to go on a date with me then? :(
Skipper: That's not what I meant!

WWSS if all of the sudden he was in a tux and on a date with Marlene? (I don't know)

(^ XD LOL)
Why am i in a tux? i'm a penguin for pitys sake! I'm A WALKING TUXEDO!
Marlene: Well you look hot either way ;) (she starts leaning in to kiss him)
WWSS if he woke up right before they kissed?

Oh, COME! ON! The first dream that I actually like, and I had to wake up right BEFORE Marlene started to kiss me?! C'MON!

WWSS if Marlene heard him saying that?

(LOL guys! XDXD)

Skipper: Marlene! Uh...*waves flippers* You didn't hear anything...
Marlene: T_T...Well I was gonna kiss you anyway but nevermind...
Skipper: Wait! I didn't mean it!

WWSS if Kowalski heard and he started making fun of him?

Kowalski: Awwww!!!! Little Skippy's in love!!!!! XD

stop it soldier!
*marlene leaves*
Skipper: MARLENE WAIT!
Kowalski: Skipper and marlene sitting in a tree...
Skipper: seriously stop it!
Kowalski: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Skipper: STOP IT! *sounds like little kid*
WWSS if he woke up 50 years in the future with old marlene kissing him and nobody else around?


(-.-')

What the?! What's going on?!
Marlene: Hush now darlin', and give your old wife a kiss!
Skipper: Marlene! You're so ooooooo-good looking...heheh.... (trying not to say she's old XD)
Marlene: Nice save. T_T

WWSS if in this future Kowalski and Doris were married? XD

(^XD)
When did this happen? Congratulations Kowalski!
Doris: *looking at random objects*
Kowalski: And all i had to do was shoot her with my luv-u-lazor!
Skipper/Marlene: T_T
WWSS about that!?

(^XDXDXD)

Kowalski! We talked about this! Undo this madness!
Kowalski: What do you mean? 30 years ago that's what you did to Marlene!
Marlene: :O
Skipper: I did? But I don't remember that! I just showed up here all of the sudden!

WWSS if King Julien came in and was married to Darla? (O.e XD)

O-O ok this has to be a dream.

WWSS If private was the grim reaper?

Private, who died and made you grim reaper? :O

Private: You did when you told me to go die in a hole somewhere.
Skipper: O.e But I didn't say that :(

WWSS if Private told him that it was his time to go, and as the grim reaper, he has to "take care" of Skipper?

You wouldn't, this is insubordination soldier! Put that down before you hurt someone D:

WWSS if Private flew to Spain on a magic carpet and decided to become a Flamenco dancer?

That can't be scientifically possible, Kowalski explain this madness!

WWSS if he found out Rico had a secret stash of Marshmallow meow meows under his bed?

Rico! I said no meow meow!
Rico: Sorry
WWSS if rico ate all of them in one bite

What did I just say? >:(

*ricos makes puppy dog eyes*

No Rico it ain't gonna work this time >:(

WWSS, as Rico's punishment, he grabbed Miss Perky nearby and started kissing her in front of Rico?

Skipper: Hey baby, hows about you dump the psycho penguin and go outwith me instead?

*kisses Ms. Perky*
Rico:*Chainsaw*
Skipper: O_O

WWSS if he woke up, this time while free falling from the sky without a parachute, minutes away from hitting the ground and becoming a splat on the sidewalk? (lol, something extremely random to make up for the lame reply)

well it looks like it's the end of me... unless this is another dream
(he get closer to the ground)
meh it's fine soon im gonna wake up
(he still doesnt wake up)
if it's the end the my only regret is
(he almost hits the ground when a beam of light brings him up)
WWSS if the beam of light brought him into a spaceship with the lemurs and marlene inside?

Uh...guys....what the deuce is going on here?
Marlene: We were abducted by aliens! D:
KJ: Aliens? I thought we were getting smoothies!
Maurice: I told you over and over again, this isn't a smoothie shop!
Mort: I just want da feet.

WWSS if the lemurs and Marlene WERE the aliens? :O XD

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT YOU DONE TO MY MARLENE?! *eye twitch*

WWSS the aliens were really his team and Marlene in disguise and they recorded what was basically his confession of love to Marlene? >:)

O.O....GIVE ME THAT RECORDER YOU SPACE SCUM!!!!!!! *tackles alien*

WWSS if this was all a prank set up by the penguins, Marlene, and the lemurs and they all heard him say that?

*Eye twitch* Someone cover the Private's ears. [CENSORED] [CENSORED AGAIN] [MORE CENSORED STUFF]

WWSS if no one covered Private's ears?

(WARNING: I about to change the scene and private or skipper lovers better not kill me... XD XP)
Private unhear all of that!
Private: [censor] you skipper! I'm my own [censor] self! SO YOU CAN GO [CENSORED SO MUCH THAT WE NEED TO CHANGE THE SCENE]
WWSS if he woke up again?
(I warned you :P XD)

Man I gotta lay off the coffee!

WWSS if he went for two weeks without coffee?(Because I'm really interested in what's gonna happen :3)

Coffee, coffee, coffee! I need my morning drink, Kowalski give me some coffee *eye twitches* where are they? *eyes twitch again* I can't live without them! DX *sucks his flippers while rocking back and forth on his back* *eyes start twitch* Coffee where are you?! DX

Kowalski: Ookkkkkkk....O.O Private hid all the stash of coffee inside the refrigerator *starts to back away slowly*

WWSS if Julien took all the coffee from the refrigerator and ate them?

RINGTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julian: whatisbeingthemattersillypenguin?
WWSS if julian starting jumping around like crazy... not rico crazy but still crazy.

(LOLZ @ above comments XD)

Julien: THIS COFFEE IS AWESOME! I WANT MORE COFFEE! GIMME COFFEE! I WANT COFFEE! GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!

Skipper: RINGTAIL! Stop acting so crazy and gimme my coffee back! D:< *chases Julien*

Julien: *runs away* TOO MUCH COFFEE? WHAT DOES SKIPPER KNOW ABOUT COFFEE? I LOVE COFFEE AND I'M THE BEST KING THAT EVER LIVED! OOH! A BLENDY MACHINE! MY NAME BACKWARDS IS NEILUJ!! WHAT'S AN UJ? IS IT COFFEE?!?! I LOVE COFFEE!!!!!!!! (XD)

WWSS if Kowalski told him that he was the one to give Julien his coffee because he thought it was best to keep the coffee away from him?

(^ LOL like private XD)
KOWALSKI!!!!!! (starts slapping kowalski with a fish)
Julian: FISH SLAPPING OOH! (slaps skipper with a fish)
Kowalski: (slap julian with a fish)
WWSS after that went on for an hour?

ENOUGH!!!
Julien: *slaps him with a fish again* XD
Skipper: >:( Kowalski! How could you give my coffee away! You know I'm edgy without it!
Kowalski: But you've been having all of those bizarre dreams and I thought it would help!
Julien: Uh...guys....I reeeeeally need to use the bathroom.....>.<
Skipper: What?! No! You can't go in OUR bathroom! XP
Julien: OK, I'm about to explode so either I go in your bathroom or I go right here.
Skipper: O.O.....What are you waiting here for?! Go!

WWSS if Marlene hopped in and saw Skipper and Kowalski arguing about coffee?

Hi Marlene...
Marlene: ummm I'm just gonna go...
KJ: but the party has just started! (he bumps into skipper causing skipper to hit his head against the wall and pass out)
WWSS when he wakes up in his bed? (the next person can decide if that was another dream or not >:D)

Skipper: What is wrong with me? I thought Kowalski said that taking the coffee away would stop these nightmares I've been having? D:

*explosion heard outside*

WWSS is he went outside of the HQ and found out there was world war 3 going in Central Park Zoo, between 2 groups of zoo's animals that can't agree on who get's the last piece of cake?

O_O Okay, I must be dreaming again. *Slaps himself* Okay, I'm not dreaming.

WWSS if Rico starting prancing around talking about Lunacorns and sharing and stuff that usually Private would say?

What the deuce, Rico?!?! Isn't that Private's thing?
Rico: Not any more! *points*

WWSS if he saw Private hacking up explosives and blowing everything up like Rico normally does?

Mother of Swedish meatballs, how in the world is Private hacking up explosives like Rico? O_o This must be something other than a dream, cause I'm quite sure I'm awake right now, maybe it's one of Kowalski's blasted experiments again...

WWSS if he saw Marlene, running around and talking like a pirate inside a war field zoo? "All ye walk the plank"

(^What? XDXDXDXD)

Marlene! What are you doing?! This isn't you! O.o

WWSS if Marlene got into a sword fight with him? (LOL, where'd he get the sword? XD)

Now, now, Marlene, I don't want to fight you :|

Marlene: So the chicken is afraid of a little bruise isn't he?, well now it's up to me to slash ye in half, en grade matey!

(Yeah I really don't know how to talk pirate XD)

WWSS if his sword was Private's butterscotch lollipop?

(^Eh, close enough. Neither do I! XD)

But how am I supposed to protect myself with this?!

Marlene: That's not for ye to be protectin' ye with! That's for ye to use to comfort y'rself when I win! >:)

WWSS if Marlene suddenly started yodeling? (XDXDXD Yeah, this is definitely what happens when POM doesn't air for a while. XD)

Private: *grabs butterscotch lollipop* And what I want to say to for taking my lollipop is *oil rig truck passes by* Good day Skippah!
Skipper: O__O That was some colorful language...
Anyway...

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(Yep, this is what happens when I'm unable to watch POM for a long time, or worse, when I don't see Leonard in it anymore DX)

What the Deuce? Marlene, are you having some sort of Multiple personality disorder? O.o

Marlene: *British accent* What makes you say that young laddie? *pinches Skipper's cheeks*

WWSS if Marlene suddenly pinched his cheeks real hard?

Ow...Marlene...Ow...MARLENE!...OW!!!! *pulls away*
Marlene: But they're so pinchable! :D *keeps pinching*
Skipper: *pulls off*

WWSS if Marlene started crying?

Ok I think I'm officially moving out of this zoo *carrying suitcase* maybe I'll move in to the Hoboken Zoo, no wait I forgot, more than half of the residents hate me there -___- so I'll try Coney Island instead

WWSS if Kowalski, dressed in a tutu skirt and a wig, latched on to his leg to keep him from leaving the zoo?
Kowalski: *rabid accent* You're not going anywhere! OwO
Skipper: O___O Uh.....

Get off my leg, compadre! >:(
Kowalski: NEVER!!!! >:D

WWSS if Julien started acting like Phil?

The zoo's getting worse DX
*Kowalski still holding onto leg*
Skipper: Uh let go Kowalski D:<

WWSS if Private jumped on top of him and sat atop his shoulders?