S: Alright men. Here's the plan: Rico, you and I are going inside, Kowalski, you're going to be on look-out and Private, you're going to make a distraction to--
M: *interrupts them* No, no, I think you and Private should go inside, while Rico makes a distraction.
S: Marlene! What are you doing here?! And who gave you the permission to discuss the mission? >:|
M: Oh, come on Skipper! Let me lead this mission with you! I can be a big help for the team!
S: Oh really? Do you have any special ability we could use right now?
M: Well ... I'm good at convincing people. *puts arms around his neck* ;3 What do you say?
S: o.o' That's not r-really u-useful now. *blushes*
M: I think it is. ;)
S: O.O

WWSS if Marlene went "wild" with him during a walk in the park? (XD)

S: Not a bad morning, eh, Marlene? . . . Marlene? *looks around*
WM: *comes out of nowhere and pounces on him*
S: Marlene! It's me, Skipper!
WM: *nuzzles him*
S: O_O Marlene . . . this isn't the time or place to do this. . . .
WM: *purrs*
S: o.o'

WWSS if he caught Marlene trying on wedding outfits? XD

M: *looks at herself in the mirror* Ooh, this dress is just perfect! *keeps looking at herself*
S: *enters* Hey Marlene! You up for a game of chess-- *sees Marlene* O.O *beak hanging open*
M: Skipper! W-what are you doing here? I didn't expect you to-- Skipper? ,':\
S: O.O *snaps out of his trance* I-I'm sorry *nervous laugh* So ...

*awkward silence*

M: So ... H-how do I look? <:3
S: Marlene, you are ... *looks at her up and down*
M: Yes, Skipper? :3
S: You're ... gorgeous. *Marlene kisses him on the cheek* o.o *blushes* <:)
M: Thank you. <3 So, what about that game of chess? :3
S: *lost in his thoughts* Hm?
M: *giggles* ;3

WWSS if Marlene's mom accidentally told him that Marlene had a crush on him? (Pft. XD)

(MM = Marlene's Mom XD)

MM: . . . and she was such a rambunctious little girl.
S: Really? ,':)
MM: We talk so rarely now, but when we do it's usually about what she did that day, or about how good-looking she thought Skipper looked that day, or something interesting that happened.
S: Well, that's nice. *face falling in realization* . . . Wait a minute, what was that last thing you said?
MM: About something interesting that happened?
S: No, before that.
MM: Oh, she has the biggest crush on that leader penguin, Skipper. She goes on and on.
S: . . . Does she now? ,':) You know that I'm—
MM: The smart one, Kowalski, right?
S: *thinks for a moment* Yep, that's me. Now, tell me more about what Marlene said about m—I mean, Skipper. ,':)

(Pft. Naughty Skipper. XD)

WWSS if he heard Marlene call Julien 'Ringtail'? (Ha, LOL. XD)

M: See you later, Ringtail! :) *waves at Julien*
S: Marlene! What was that?
M: What was what? :\
S: Only I call Julien "Ringtail." That's my thing! >:|
M: *smirks* Well, then ... You didn't see anything. *makes circular motion with her hands* ;3
S: You're doing it again! >:(
M: Hoover dam! You're right! ;) *chuckles*
S:*frustrated grunt* Why are you doing this!
M: Aw come on, I'm just messin' with you, Skipper. Com'ere. *hugs him and whispers* You know, you're kinda cute when you're angry. ;)
S: *blushes* o.o

WWSS if every time he and Marlene tried to kiss someone interrupted them? XD

S/M: *almost kissing*
K: *bursts into room* Hey, Skipper!
S/M: *break away*
S: *annoyed* What, Kowalski?
K: Have you seen my abacus?
S: -.- In your lab, Kowalski.
K: Thanks! *goes into lab*
S: *sigh* Now, where were we? *leans closer to Marlene*
P: *coming into room* Skipper!
S/M: *break away again*
P: Rico ate all my winkies! :(
S: I think there are more in the vending machine, Private.
P: I'll go check. *leaves*
S: ANYWAY . . . *leans in to kiss Marlene*
KJ: *enters* Oh, bossy penguin!
S: *pulls away in frustration* WHAT?!? >:(
KJ: I was just wondering if I could permanently borrow a cup of money. *holds up water jug*
S: NO! *chases Julien out with a crowbar*
M: *sighs and leans against wall* Three. Two. One.
*Julien screams from outside*
M: And there it is. *facepalm*

WWSS if he found Marlene lost in New York City?

M: *in the middle of the sidewalk* Hey! Watch out, buddy! *takes tail in her hands before a pedestrian walks on it* Look where you're going! *dodges peoples feet* D:
S: Marlene! *takes her by the hand and drags her away*
M: Oh, Skipper! I'm so glad to see you! *hugs him*
S: *awkwardly hugs back* I'm-I'm glad to see you too ... But, what were you doing there?
M: I wanted to go and see Enrico Guitaro's concert tonight but I got lost instead. :(
S: You could've asked me to drive you there. I have a car, remember?
M: Yes, but isn't that just for your top secret missions?
S: Well yeah, but I could've made an exception for you, dollface.
M: Aw, really? :3
S: *smiles* Yeah, of course. Now let's get back home.
M: Skipper, wait! We can still catch on the concert if we hurry! <:D
S: We? ,':)
M: I-I, well, I need your help to get there and then, once we're there, maybe we can, you know, listen to the concert together. <:3
S: *grins* Then we better let's get moving. ',:)

(That was too long. I know. XDD)

WWSS if Kowalski used his Love-U-Laser on him and Marlene?

K: *uses Love-U-Laser on Skipper and Marlene* Heheh . . .
S: *getting coffee*
M: *slides up next to him* Hello, there. ;)
S: Um . . . hello, Marlene.
M: *takes his flipper and rests her head on his shoulder*
S: O_O Um . . . Marlene?
M: Yes, Skipper? ;3
S: What are you doing? o.o'
M: Just cuddlin' with my boyfriend. ;)
S: B-Boyfriend? When did this happen? O_O
M: *kisses his cheek* Does it matter? :3
S: O_O
K: *snickers* Getting comfy, Skipper? ,':)
S: >_> . . . What did you do?
K: Oh, nothing . . . ;D
M: Hey, you checkin' out my man? >:(
K: 0_0 . . . No . . . I assure you, I'm not. ,':|
M: That's what I thought.
S: Uh . . . I have no comment. o_o

(Talk about you being long. XD)

WWSS if Marlene wanted to cuddle with him? XD

S: *watching TV*
M: sits next to him and scoots closer*
S: *glances at her then back at the TV* ',:\
M: *rests her head on his shoulder and then starts nuzzling his neck* <3
S: O.O M-Marlene?
M: *puts her paw on his chest and ruffles his feathers* How about we cuddle a little bit, Skippy? ;3
S: *blushes fiercely* Marlene! What are you doing?! T-The team's here!
K: If you wanted to stay alone all you had to do was ask. ',:) Boys, come on. *exits HQ with Private and Rico*
S: No! Kowalski! This isn't what I--hm!
M: *closes his beak with her paw* Shh, Skipper, just forget about them. <3 *wraps her arms around him* <3 We're all alone now. ;3 *keeps nuzzling his neck*
S: O_O *faints*

WWSS if Marlene asked him to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents were in town? (XD)

M: Um, Skipper?
S: Yes, Marlene?
M: Well, ya see . . . my parents are coming to town tomorrow and I was
wondering . . . would you pretend to be my boyfriend while they're here? *blush*
S: 0_0 Oh, uh . . . well, why would you have to pretend to have a boyfriend?
M: I just don't want them going on and on about how I'm still single . . . would you—mind?
S: Well . . . uh, I suppose it'd be all right. I don't really know what I can do to sell it, though.
M: Well, you could do this. *pulls Skipper's flippers around her waist*
S: o_o'
M: And I could do this. *nuzzles his neck*
S: Heh . . .
M: And to really sell it, I could do this. *kisses his cheek*
S: *swallows* Heh, I could, you know, p-pretend to like that. <:)

WWSS if 27K interrupted he and Marlene's date? (Haha! Have fun with that. ;) XDD)

S/M: *stargazing in the park*
S: *points at the sky* And that's the Little Dipper up there. :) *wraps flipper around Marlene*
M: Wow. It's really beautiful, Skipper. *rests head on his shoulder* <3
S: Just like you, dollface.
M: Aww, com'ere. *pulls him in for kiss* <3
S: *kisses back*
27K: Awwww! That's adorable! You guys are so cute together! <3 *takes pictures*
S/M: *pull away* What the- *see 27K* AH!
S: Who are you?!
27K: O.O I . . . uhm, no one? Do I look like I am someone?
S: Just leave us alone! >:|
27K. Oh... Oh! Right. Sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt. I'll just leave. Now. I'm leaving ... On my way . . . *takes one last picture* now. 'Kay, see ya! :D *leaves*
S/M: *rolls eyes* . . . *keeps kissing* <3

WWSS if his and Marlene's parents didn't allow them to be together? (Like that's gonna stop them. XD)

S: What? Why not? >:|
MM: I don't want my baby girl with you military riffraff!
S: Riffraff? Now, you just hold on for a—
M: What Skipper is trying to say is there's nothing to worry about! We're happy together! C'mon, give us your blessing! :(
MD: No! Now, darling, I know there's someone out there that's better for you.
S: *narrows eyes* Better for her? Now, you listen to me Mr. DeOtter! I have fought thieves, bandits, criminals, crazy sea mammals, and far worse to protect people like you and Marlene from harm! Now, if you find someone else who will protect the city and/or the planet and find the time to fight to the death for, care for, cherish, and love someone like Marlene, then you can come here and say there's someone out there better for her! >:|
M: Aw, Skipper. :3
*Marlene's mom exchanges a look with Marlene's dad*
MM: *looks back to Skipper* Do you have an older brother?
MD: Hey! >:|

WWSS if Kowalski tried to set he and Marlene up on a blind date? XD

K: Skipper? Marlene? Mind to help me out?
M: *looks at Skipper and then back at Kowalski* Um, sure Kowalski. What's up? :)
K: Come with me. *enters lab*
S/M: *shrug and follow him* :\
*in lab*
K: Thank you for your help. Now, for the experiment, you have to wear this blindfolds. *hands blindfolds to them*
S/M: *put them on*
S: What exactly are you going to test on us, Kowalski?
M: It's nothing dangerous, is it?
K: I can't tell you, it would compromise the whole experiment, but I can assure you it's totally safe. Now, sit here. *helps them to sit at a dinner table with lit candles* OK, when I tell you, you can take off your blindfolds and the experiment will begin. Alright? And ... Now! *leaves the room quickly*
S/M *take off blindfolds*
S: Wait, exactly what do we do after-- *sees the table and the candles* What the ...?
M: Uhm ... Skipper? *blushes* What's all this?
S: O.O I-I don't have anything to do with this.
M: Oh. Well, it's still very sweet. You sure you didn't plan this out? ;3
S: I'm pretty sure Kowalski's the one behind all this! I'm gonna kill him! *Marlene takes his flipper and stops him*
M: You don't have to. I actually kinda like it. ;3
S: You do? F-Fine then. <:D

(Whoa, another long one. XD)

WWSS if the team heard him talking about Marlene in his sleep? (XD)

*in the morning*
S: *getting coffee*
K: *leans against table* So, I'm thinking you slept well last night.
S: Like a hatchling. Why? *sips coffee*
P: *leans next to Kowalski* Because you were talking in your sleep. ,':)
S: So? Everyone does from time to time.
K: So you really think Marlene is hot? ;)
S: *spittakes* O_O Wh-What? You're lying! I didn't say that!
R: Did to! *nudges*
S: *slaps* Stop that! >:|
K: And you also knew there was something about her from the moment you met her? ;D
S: Stop lying to me, Kowalski! I know I didn't say those things!
P: Okay, so hypothetically, you didn't say them. Do you feel that way about her? ,':)
S: No! Absolutely not! >:|
K/R/P: *stare at each other* . . . *burst out laughing*
K: Oh, really? Then what was all that last night? Is there some other Marlene we don't know about? XD
S: T.T . . . *leaves*


WWSS if Julien also overheard him talking about Marlene in his sleep? XD

S: Ringtail! What the heck were you doing here last night?!
KJ: The real question here is ... how come nobody told me you were head over heels for the silly otter? :D *nudges*
S: *pushes him away* What?!
KJ: Oh please, don't be like that. We all heard you last night.
S: You're all just a bunch of liars! >:|
KJ: I have everything recorded, bossy penguin! Just listen! *plays recording of him talking in his sleep*
*everyone stares at Skipper*
S: O_O *eye twitch* O_e
K: Believe us now? ',:)
S: Shut your fish-hole, Kowalski. T_T

WWSS if Marlene tried to cuddle with him while he was sleeping in his bunk? (Heehee. ;) XD)

S: *sleeping*
M: *crawls into bunk*
S: *wakes up* M-Marlene? Is that you? How did you get through our security?
M: *puts paw on his beak* Sh. *snuggles next to him* Just go back to sleep.
S: o_o Marlene, I don't think this is—appropriate?
M: So you want me to stop?
S: No! I-I mean . . . yes? I-I don't—
M: I know what you mean, Skipper. Just go to sleep.
S: N-No problem . . . ._.

WWSS if Marlene wanted to kiss him goodbye before a mission in front of the team? XD

M: Skipper wait! *takes his flipper*
S: What? :\
M: *puts arms around is neck* Well, I just wanted to tell you goodbye . . .
S: Y-yeah, we'll-we'll be back in a few days, Marlene. Don't worry.
M: Alright, but, before you leave, let me do this. *leans in and kisses him sweetly* <3
S: O_O *shocked but kisses back*
K: *covers Private's eyes* ',:)
R: *watches intently* :D
S: *wraps flippers around her waist*
S/M: *kissing*
*after a few minutes*
K: *coughs loudly* Ahem! ,':\
S:*pulls away blushing* I-I, uh . . .
K: *shakes head* We'll wait for you outside, Skipper. ',:) *exits with the team*
S: *blushes fiercely* *nervous laugh* W-why did you—?
M: *closes his beak with her paw* Sh-sh-sh. We'll talk about it when you come back. :3
S: But I need to know—
M: *kisses him on the cheek* When you come back. Now go. ;3

WWSS if Marlene dragged him into another room (away from the team) and kissed him? (XD)

S: . . . and then we need to—
M: *enters* Hey, Skipper. Can I speak to you in private for a moment?
S: Just a minute, Marlene. *continues talking to team*
M: T.T *grabs his flipper and starts dragging him into Kowalski's lab*
S: —hey! What are you—?
M: *shuts door, grabs him by the shoulders, and kisses him*
S: —hm! O.O
M: *pulls away* Do I have your attention now? ,':)
S: *nods over-exuberantly* Yeah, I-I mean, sure. Undivided. o_o
M: *giggles* Well, that's all I wanted. See you later, Skipper. ;)
S: Whoa, whoa, you just came here to—I don't understand.
M: What does a kiss usually mean?
S: O.O
M: Heh, I'll talk to you later. *winks and leaves*
S: . . . *falls unconscious*

WWSS if Marlene said that Julien tried to flirt with her earlier that day?

M: *enters* Hey guys, do you mind if I stay here for a while?
S: Um, sure, Marlene. What gives?
M: It's just ... Julien. I can't stand him anymore.
S: I can fix the royal problem if you like. *clenches fists* >:)
M: No, no Skipper, really. I just can't hear another of his lame pick up lines. That's all.
S: Pick up lines? He's been flirting with you? >:|
M: Y-Yeah, Skipper, it's not a big deal, it's just annoying after time. :\
S: Well, then maybe it's time someone teaches him a lesson. >:|
M: No, I told you, everything's fine, I just need to stay away from him for a while.
S: Well, if you say so, Marlene . . . *takes baseball bat and walks towards the door*
M: Wait, Skipper? Where are you going with that? ',:\
S: Oh ... Me? I'm just going out to get some fresh air. And to take care of a little something.
M: With ... the baseball bat?
S: . . . Yes. I'll be right back! *leaves*
M: ',:\

WWSS if Marlene wanted to beat the World's Record for the longest kiss with him? (XDD I don't know where I keep getting these ideas. XD)

S: Oh . . . Heh, well, that can't be too hard. What's the current record?
M: 58 hours, 35 minutes, and 58 seconds.
S: O_O 58 hours??? How does that even work?!
M: I'm willing to find out. ;)
S: I . . . well, I just don't know. We're kind of busy at HQ.
M: Afraid you'll lose, Skipper? >:)
S: *narrows eyes* Are you challenging me?
M: Maybe. Not gonna chicken out, are you? >:3
S: No! C'mere, dollface! *takes Marlene by the waist and kisses her*
K: *enters* Hey, Skipper, we need— O_O
S: *waves him away*
K: I . . . guess I'll come back later. o_o *leaves awkwardly*

(I looked up the actual record out of curiosity, and that was the LITERAL record for longest kiss by this couple in Thailand. *whistle* They really wanted to win that record. XD)

WWSS if he and Marlene met Antonio in the park and he started hitting on Marlene?

M: I'm so glad I can finally walk around the park without turning into, you know, a were-otter. *chuckles*
S: *chuckles as well* Yeah. I'm glad too. So, what about that—
A: *notices Marlene* Hola señorita! Mi nombre es Antonio. *kisses her hand*
M: *blushes* Heheh, nice to meet you Antonio, I'm Marlene. :3
S: *narrows eyes* >:|
A: You're the most beautiful señorita I've ever seen, mi amor!
M: *blushes harder* Nah, you're just saying that. :3
S: *glares at him* >:(
A: What's the problem, mi amigo? :\
S: Don't call me "amigo"! We're not friend—whoa!
M: *takes Skipper by the flipper and drags him away* What's wrong with you?!
S: What?! I don't like the way he's ... he's ...
M: He's what? ',:\
S: He's ... looking at you! I don't like it and I don't like Mr. Spanish-accent here. >:(
M: Skipper, if I didn't know you any better I'd say you were jealous. ',:)
S: I'm not! I just, just ... care about you. That's all.
M: Aww. *kisses his cheek* Thank you. <:3
S: *blushes* N-No problem, I guess. o.o
A: ',:| Hello?

WWSS if the team closed him and Marlene in a tiny closet together? (XD)

(I think I'll go to slee—*falls asleep on the keyboard* *ajhfsghhjfjdsayuhb* XD See ya! And G'night! :3)

S: LET US OUT THIS INSTANT! D:<
M: Give it up Skipper, they said they went to get snow cones while we're in here -.-
S: What did they mean when they said we needed "time together?"
M: Well, I didn't want to tell you this but...*Trails off*
S: But what? ',:(
M: I think they assume we like each other...
S: Uh...does it look that obvious that I like you...*Realizes what he just said* *Has mini heart attack*
M: So you do like me! :0 :D
S: ',:(
M: *Kisses*
S: O_O ...*Kisses back*
K: *Unlocks closet* O_o...Guys...It worked! :D

S/M: *arm wrestling*
S: *flushes her forearm to the table* Ha! I win again. >:)
M: Oh, I guess you did. Wanna go again?
S: Well, not to sound full of myself, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win again. Are you sure?
M: *not paying attention and stroking his flipper with her thumb*
S: . . . M-Marlene? You hear me?
M: Hm? Oh, yeah. I mean, I can only get better, right? :3
S: Uh, all right. I guess I got time. ,':)
M: :)
*Skipper and Marlene stare at each other for a moment*
M: . . . You ready for another round or what?
S: Oh! Right. Heheh. :)

WWSS if Kitka wanted him back?

S: Kitka, no. It's over. You can't just come here and act like nothing happened!
Ki: So it's all about that squirrel, isn't it?! I thought you loved me! :(
S: I did, but now it's over. I'm sorry, but I've realized I have feelings for, well ... someone else.
Ki: And who would that be? >:(
S: Classified. Now, if you don't mind ... *shows her the exit* :\
Ki: *scoffs* Alright! I'm leaving! *flies away*
P: *sees her and enters* Hey, what was Kitka doing here?
S: Ah ,well, she still isn't over me ... *sighs* Women.

WWSS if Private, Kowalski and Rico tried to convince him to go on a date with Marlene?

S: *enters HQ with coffee* So, what's up today, boys?
K: Oh, just conversation.
S: What about? *drinks coffee*
P: Well, we were just thinking . . . have you ever thought about getting out there again?
S: *chokes on coffee; between coughs* Beg your pardon?
K: Well, after that breakup with Kitka, you haven't tried with anyone else. Life is short, Skipper.
S: And you're all here just—talking?—about my love life?
R: *nonchalantly* Uh-huh. :)
S: Well, thanks for the concern, but I think I'll be fine single.
P: Oh, poppycock! Everyone needs a mate! It's what makes life worth living! :D
S: *faceflipper* I think protecting the world from evil is enough to make life worth living.
K: *thinking* Hm, who would be a good match for you?
S: *headtable* -.-
P: What about Marlene?
S: *lifts head* What?
K: Hey, you two are pretty close. Why don't you ask her out? You'd make a cute couple.
R: *nudges Skipper* Ah? Ah? ;D
S: *shoves Rico away* No! I am not asking Marlene—nor anyone—out on a date! Now, drop the subject! That's an order!
K: Oh, come on—
S: That's an order, Kowalski! I expect to see all three of you topside for morning exercises in five. *leaves*
*awkward silence*
P: I think he took that quite well.

(I had WAY too much fun with that.)

WWSS if Marlene brought up the memory of the first time they met?

S/M: *sitting at the table in HQ*
S: *drinks coffee*
M: Hey, Skipper?
S: *sips coffee* Yeah, Marlene?
M: Do you ever think about the first time we met?
S: Hmm, yeah, sometimes ... Why do you ask? :\
M: I was just wondering. Hehe, remember the first time I dropped down that hatch? *chuckles* You were so mad at me. You were a bit of a jerk back then.
S: Hey, I still wasn't sure if you were a spy or not! Couldn't take any chances.
M: You really thought I could be a spy? I mean, really? Me?
S: It's always the ones you least expect, Marlene. Remember that. And then I think you could be a great spy.
M: Aw, you really think so? :3
S: Of course I do.
M: Thanks. I guess I learned from the best. ;)
S: Well ... guilty as charged. ',:)

(XD)

WWSS if, after watching a horror movie with Marlene, she asked him to stay with her for the night because she was too scared to sleep alone? (I dunno anymore. XD)

S: All right, Marlene. Have a good night. *starts to leave her habitat*
M: Actually, Skipper . . .
S: *stops and turns* Yeah?
M: Could you—stay the night?
S: Now, Marlene, surely you're not letting that movie get to you? You know that stuff isn't real.
M: Yes, I know, but I just can't stop thinking about that one part . . .
S: The one where you screamed and buried your face into my chest? ,':)
M: Maybe! >:| Anyway, do you mind?
S: Ah, why not. I'll just tell the boys I fell asleep during the movie.
M: They'll believe you fell asleep during a horror movie?
S: You'll be surprised what us military personnel can sleep through.
M: Works for me. Thanks, Skipper. :3

WWSS if Marlene insisted that she take care of him while he's sick? XD

S: It's just a flu, Marlene. *cough* I'll be fine.
M: You sure? *feels his forehead* Oh my—! Skipper, you're burning! *takes his flipper and drags him to his bunk* Come on, you need to rest for a while.
S: *follows without resistance* Marlene, I'm a commanding officer, I don't have the time to—
M: —feel better? Please, Skipper, it's for your own good. Now, will you please lie down and let me take care of you? :)
S: I don't think—
M: Please, Skipper? *looks sweetly at him* :3
S: *sigh* Fine. *lies down in his bunk* ... now what?
M: *covers him with a blanket* Well, that should keep you warm. :) I'll go make you one of the smoothies my mom always gave me when I was sick. You'll feel better in no time, I assure you. *kisses him on the cheek* Be right back! :3 *leaves*
S: Heh ... *holds flippers behind his head and relaxes* Maybe being sick isn't that bad after all.

WWSS if he woke up in Marlene's bed and had his flippers wrapped around her (of course not knowing how the hell he got there)? (XDD I should stop writing these in the middle of the night. XD)

S: *yawns and starts to wake up*
M: [moaning in her sleep, not fully realizing anything] No, five more minutes . . .
S: *nods and goes back to sleep* . . . *eyes snap open* Wha? *sees Marlene in his flippers* 0_0
M: *moans in annoyance* I said five more minutes!
S: Uh . . .
M: *wakes up in realization* Wait a minute—*turns over* Skipper?!
S: Marlene, I—!
M: *gets up* What are you doing in my room?—in my bed? ,'=\
S: I-I can explain!
M: *crosses arms and waits*
S: . . . Okay, I can't explain. M-Maybe I s-sleepwalked . . .?
M: *narrows eyes* And why would you sleepwalk into my bed?
S: I . . . um . . . because . . .
M: Because . . .?
S: . . . Oh, do you hear that? Coming, Kowalski! *runs for the door*
M: You'll have to tell me sooner or—
S: *is already gone*
M: —later. -_-

(I had no idea where to go with that. XD)

WWSS if he saw Marlene checking him out? XDDDD

S/K/P/R: *doing morning training*
M: *cheking Skipper out* ',:)
S: *notices Marlene* ... Alright team, now drop down and give me twenty!
K/R/P: *doing push-ups*
S: *flexes muscles* (XD)
M: *watches him intently* ,':) *sigh*
S: *looks at her and winks* ;)
M: O.O *blushes fiercely and hides behind Zoo wall*
S: *shakes head* ',:)

WWSS if Marlene fell asleep on him? XD

*penguins are driving Marlene home*
S: [sitting next to Marlene in backseat] So I'm guessing staying past midnight at a concert to go backstage isn't a good idea, then? ,':)
M: *deeply yawns* No, no, I'm fine. Sharp as a tack. *yawns again*
S: *chuckles* Sure. How we doin', Rico?
R: [from the driver's seat] Checkadoodle!
K: [from the passenger seat] *looks in rearview mirror* Aw, she's asleep. :)
S: *looks at Marlene*
M: *snores*
S: *sigh* Yep. She's—
M: *rests head on his shoulder and cuddles his flipper*
S: o_o' Heh, yeah, she's—out, all right.
P: [from the other side of Marlene] Awww. :3
S: Moving on, Private. -.-
K: I didn't know you were so snuggable. ;)
S: Ah, shuddup. *kicks his seat*

(I wanted to be cute on that one. X3)

WWSS if he saw the Beavers hitting on Marlene again? XD

S: What in the name of Pickled Schnauzers are you doing? >:l *picks up metal pipe*
Kendall: We were just um...*whispers to the other beavers* run guys!
*Beavers run back to their habitat*
S: *slides up to Marlene* Are you okay dollface? *holds her paw*
M: I'm fine Skipper, I'm fine, you don't have to worry about a thing *releases her paw from his grip*
S: Are you sure they didn't brainwash you so you'd become a sleeper agent?
M: Trust me, nothing has happened. And friendly advice, you might want to drop your paranoia, just because you saw me with other guys doesn't mean we have some sort of romantic relationship *kisses him on the cheek*
S: O.O

WWSS if Marlene lit him on fire as he was turning on his back?

Well, I hope I don't offend you, Leonardthekoala, but I really like this forum and want to continue it. I would just rather not do the WWSS you posted. As I said, it seems kind of morbid. Plus, a friend of mine had to watch someone she loved
die in a fire, so it hits a sensitive area for me.

WWSS if he saw Marlene trying out some of the training techniques he uses on his men?

M: Okay, what was it again? Kick, punch, chop, mulch, duck, spin, back-flip, twirl, bob and weave, weave and bob, plié, kick, punch, and ... kick? *tries moves as she is saying 'em*
S: *pops behind her* Actually it's "plié, punch, kick and punch," but, you're good.
M: *stops abruptly and turns around* Skipper! How long have you been there?!
S: Not much. So, trying some of my training techniques, are we? ',:)
M: I-I, well, I just wanted to try something different, that's all. Hehe. <:)
S: *thinks for a moment* Well, if you want to exercise with the boys and me, be my guest. Maybe you'll pick up some new moves. ;) We do training every morning at—
M: —7:30. Yeah, you always wake me up with your shouting.
S: Heh, right. See you tomorrow morning, then?
M: Sure! :)

(Hope you like it, It's been a while since I did one of these. X3)

WWSS if Marlene hugged him and started crying because she had a scary nightmare? (Aw. 3X)

Skipper: *rushes into Marlene's habitat* Marlene! I heard you scream! What's wrong?
Marlene: *crying* I had a nightmare! Skipper, it was horrible! *hugs him tightly*
Skipper: *glances back to see that they're alone* Do you want to talk about it? *awkwardly starts stroking her back*
Marlene: *hugs him tighter and buries her face in his chest*
Skipper: *sighs sympathetically* Marlene, I assure you, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Marlene: *chokes and shakes her head* I know, but it just felt so real!
Skipper: *pulls away and wipes her tears away* But it wasn't, Marlene. Nothing can hurt you now.
Marlene: *hugs herself* How can you be so sure?
Skipper: *forces her to look him in the eye* Because they'd have to get through me, first.

WWSS if Marlene befriended a puffin (not Hans)? XD

S: Say what! D:<
M: What? I just said that I met this girl puffin in the park earlier and—*Skipper cuts her off*
S: Marlene, don't you remember Hans? Haven't you learned the lesson?! Never trust a puffin! >:(
M: But Skipper, she's not Hans, she's nice and funny and—
S: Wrong! Puffins are deadly, two-faced and treacherous! You can't trust them! You gotta end this madness now! >:|
M: *frustrated grunt* You don't know her, she's different! >:|
S: Very well then, I have 4 sweet, sweet words for you when that puffin's gonna turn on you: I. Told. You. So!
M: Not happening! >:(*slams HQ door*

(Oookay ... now kiss and make up. C'mon. XD)

WWSS if Marlene drank all his coffee? X3

S: *catches Marlene drinking the last swallow of his coffee* Hey! Marlene! Why would you drink all of my coffee? You know I can't start my morning without it! >:|
M: Well, I just wanted a sip and then it was just so good so the next thing I knew it was gone and now I feel really, really, really, really good. I feel kind of buzzed, like a—a bumblebee on adrenaline! I think I get why you drink it every morning. I just feel so calm. Is it possible to feel buzzed and calm at the same time? Has your feathers gotten brighter? Do you think buzzing bees can feel buzzed?
S: Marlene! I don't want to be reduced to slapping you, but I will!
M: You gotta catch me first! *darts up and out of the hatch*
S: . . . I don't know how I'm supposed to feel right now. -.-

WWSS if Kowalski's Fresher-izer turned Marlene into a baby?

(BM = Baby Marlene)

BM: *runs around the HQ*
K: *triying to catch her*
S: *enters* Kowalski, do you know where—*sees Marlene* What in the name of Gandhi's nunchucks is going on here? o.O
K: *stops chasing Marlene* Skipper! I, uh, I was testing my Fresher-izer, then Marlene came in and I may have ... accidentally ... sort of ... zapped her—
BM: *starts playing with the Fresher-izer*
K: No! Don't touch—*Fresher-izer explodes* —that. -_-
BM: Ahh! *hides behind Skipper* D:
S: O.O Kowalski ...?
K: Uh, I'm-I'm gonna fix this! <:D *rushes to lab* Just watch over her and keep her safe! *shuts door*
S: Al-right. ',:\ *looks down at her* What should I do with you?
BM: *giggles and hugs his leg* X3
S: o.o ... Aww. <:)
BM: Dada! *grabs his flipper* :3
S: *blushes* No, Marlene, I'm not Dada, I'm your friend Skipper!
BM: Da-da. :P
S: Not dada. Skipper.
BM: Dada! :3
S: ... *sigh* Fine. *pats her head* I didn't know you were so stubborn as a kid.

(Yeah, I went overboard with this one. XD It was just so cute to write. X3)

WWSS if Kowalski used his Psychotron on Marlene while she was thinking about him (Skipper, of course)? XD

S: So, that's what Joey thinks about Julien. I don't blame him.
K: Nope. Who should we try next? *holds Psychotron at the ready*
S: Hm, *looks around* . . . try Marlene.
K: All right. *points Psychotron at Marlene*
M: . . . looked so hot in training yesterday. I've never thought about him that way before, but I have to admit, I don't know how I haven't noticed.
S/K: *exchange a curious stare*
S: It sounds like she's talking about one of us.
K: *nudges* Sh! *continues to listen*
M: . . . kind of weird. When I look back on it, I can recall a lot of times I've—noticed Skipper. Ah, what am I thinking. Things would never work out between us.
S: *pushes Psychotron nose-down* I think that's enough for today.
K: You kidding? Things were just getting good! *tries to point it at Marlene again*
S: *snatches it and throws it in the pool* Oops. Looks like I accidentally intentionally threw it in the pool. Guess we are through.
K: *crosses flippers* Fine. Now we can talk about what we heard. >:)
S: . . . *jumps in pool too*
K: *faceflipper*

(I had too much fun with that.)

WWSS if Marlene started flirting with him in front of the team?

S: *finishes training with the team* Excellente work, boys! *high fives them*
M: *pops out behind Skipper* Hey, what's up? :3
S: *turns around in his fighting position* ... *sees her* Marlene! You shouldn't sneak on me like that! >:|
M: I'm sorry, Skippy. I didn't mean to scare you. *winks at him* ;3
S: *blushes at the nickname* R-Right ... W-what are you doing here?
K/R/P: *exchange a confused look and stare at them* ',:\
M: *gets closer to him* Oh well, I just wanted to see you. <3 *slowly runs fingers up his shoulder* You know, I never noticed how much hot you look when you're nervous. ;3
S: *blushes fiercely* I-I, uhm ... t-this is, uh ...
M: *wraps arms around his neck* ;)
S: O.O
R: *dog whistle* ',:D
M: *whispering* I'll see you later, Skippy. <3 *pokes his beak and leaves*
*awkward silence*
S: O.O
K: Skipper, is there something you need to tell us? ',:)
P: About you and Marlene? ,':)
R: Uh-uh! ',:D
S: O.O ... *faints*

(I don't know anymore. XD)

WWSS if a Space Squid hit him while he was holding Marlene in his flippers and they were stuck in that position for a week or two? (XD)

M: *backed to edge of clock tower* Ah! Help!
SS: BLAH! *knocks her off*
S: *catches her* I gotcha, Marlene!
M: *sighs with relief* I thought I was a goner!
S: Not on my watch, sister! Now, let's go before the squid—
SS: *shoots them with goop*
S: *immobilized* . . . That went well.
M: Skipper! I can't move! You have to do something!
S: I can't! I was shot, too!
M: *frustrated sigh* . . . *notices her arms wrapped around his neck* . . . So . . . how long are do we have to be like this?
S: *realizes how close their faces are together and looks away* A week or two.
M: *awkward clear of her throat* . . . So, twenty questions?
S: Better make it fifty.
M: Good call.

WWSS if Julien snapped a photo of them at the wrong moment and made it seem like they were flirting? XD

(Aw, darn it. I forgot about this forum again! Let me fix this. XD)

M: *trips and falls into Skipper's flippers* Whoa!
S: o.o *grabs her* Are you alright?
KJ: *snaps photo from a distance* Yes! Everyone must be seeing this!
S: *notices Julien and releases Marlene* Ringtail! D:< *chases him*
KJ: *runs into HQ and shows everyone the photo* The bossy penguin is flirting with the silly otter. Haha! Look!
R: dog whistle* ;D
K: *looks at the photo* Uhm, are you sure about—
S: *rushes into HQ and snatches the photo out of Julien's hands* Gimme that!
KJ: Hey, stealer!
S: *looks at the photo and blushes* What's this supposed to be?
KJ: Well, silly penguin, that's obviously you being flirty with Marlene. *winks*
S: *blushes more* Flirty?—I wasn't—we weren't—she just tripped, alright!
KJ: Hm-mm. Very convincing. ;)
S: Get out of my HQ! >:(
KJ: Can I at least have the photo ba—
S: NO! *shuts door*

WWSS if Alice caught him and Marlene kissing? XD

A: *walking through the zoo and randomly looks in the otter habitat*
S/M: *kissing*
A: "What the—?" *rubs eyes and looks closer* "How did you get out of your habitat?!"
S/M: *separate in shock*
A: *enters her habitat* "This isn't a dating service, penguin! I don't care if you're wearing a tux!"
S: "I got this, Marlene!" *knocks her out*
M: "I thought you said she had the neck of a Roman wrestler?"
S: "Not when she tries to stand between you and me, Dollface." *takes her by the waste and kisses her again*

(Heheh. ;))

WWSS if he saw Antonio playing Spanish guitar for Marlene?

A: *playing the Spanish guitar*
M: *listening in awe* <3
S: *hears the music and looks over at Marlene's habitat* O.O *eye twitches* O.e
K: Looks like Marlene and Antonio are getting along. Quite well, I might add—*notices Skipper* Uhm, Skipper, are you alright? ',:\
S: *eye still twitching*
K: Sir? ... Sir!
S: WHAT?!
K: o.o Is everything ok?
S: Yes, Kowalski. Everyting's fine! Don't worry! *eye twitch*
K: o.O If you say so, Skipper ... *backs away slowly and gets into HQ*
S: Whatever, I don't ca—*sees Antonio kissing Marlene's paw* Ah! That's it! He's going down! *enters HQ and looks for his guitar*
P: Skipper, what are you looking for? ... Skipper?
S: *ignores him and finds the guitar* There it is.
K: What do you need the guitar for—you're going to Marlene's, aren't you? ',:)
S: *leaves without answering*
K: . . . He's going to Marlene's.

(I don't know. I didn't have lots of ideas for this one. XD)

WWSS if Marlene told him she was pregnant and that he was the father? (I don't know where I keep getting these ideas. XD)

S: What?! When did—? How does—?
M: Skipper, take a deep breath.
S: Okay. *takes a deep breath and holds it*
M: . . . *rolls eyes* Now let it out.
S: *exhales*
M: Now respond.
S: *opens beak to respond and faints a second later*
M: *facepalm* . . . *pats stomach* We're gonna have a handful, aren't we?

(I didn't know what to do for that. XD)

WWSS if he and Marlene ended up under mistletoe? (I had to. XD)

S/M: *talking*
M: *notices the mistletoe and looks away blushing*
S: What? What did I say? ',:\
M: Nothing, it's just, we're kinda, sorta under ... you know ... *eyes the mistletoe*
S: What—*looks up*—Oh. *blushes*
K: *sees what's going on and interrupts* You wouldn't want to break the tradition, right Skipper? *smirks* ',:)
S: I-I—*Marlene quickly kisses him* O.O *blushes but kisses back*
P: Aww! <3
K: *covers Private's eyes* ,':)
R: Oooooh! ;D
M: *pulls away and giggles* <3
S: *gradually starts grinning* <:D
M. Hehe, the tradition's safe and sound. Right Skippy? ;)
S: *still grinning* Uhm, sure whatever you say ...
M: *plays with his chest feathers* Say, Kowalski, does the tradition say anything about how many times the couple has to kiss? ;3

(I could continue this but it would get too long. XD)

WWSS if Marlene found his cowboy hat and badge and asked him to put them on?

M: Hey, Skipper?
S: Yeah?
M: *holds up hat and badge* What are these? ,':)
S: O_O Oh, th-their, uh . . . Private's. He's going through a phase.
M: *looks at the hat* I don't think this would fit him.
S: . . . Did I say Private? I meant Kowalski.
M: *shakes head* No, I don't think it'd fit him either.
S: Ha! That's right. It's Rico's. Definitely Rico's.
M: Skipper, it looks like a fit for you. ,':)
S: No! It's not!
M: Then put it on. If it doesn't fit, I'll believe you.
S: Um . . . well, how would you know it wasn't just a coincidence that it fit?
M: I don't believe in coincidences. ,':) *puts the hat on him before he can stop her* Well, look at that. It does fit perfectly.
S: Heh, well—
M: *fixes the badge on him* Now that's better. You don't look half bad in that getup. ;)
S: *swallows* Heh . . . <:)

(Had too much fun with that. XD)

WWSS if he found Kitka talking to Marlene about him? XD

S: *Walking by Marlene's habitat*
K: ...is a nice guy and all, but I don't think we were right for each other
S: *Eavesdropping*
M: Oh, I get it, I thought that maybe he broke up with you all of a sudden, but that's not like him
K: I'm over him now, but I'm grateful that him and his team helped me out when my wing was broken
M: Skipper is a great guy, I wish we could be more than just friends
S: O.O *Runs all the way to the HQ* *Rushes in and slams the hatch*
P: Skippa? What happened? ':/
S: Nothing! D:

WWSS If King Julien said he shipped Skipper and Marlene?

S: You what?!
KJ: That's right. I think you can be a great couple. *teasingly*
M: *just listening*
S: You're being silly, Ringtail. -_-
KJ: Just saying. *winks and leaves*
M: *shyly, looking down* You really think it's silly?
S: *turns to Marlene* I didn't meant it--
M: But you've said it. *still looking down*
S: *pulls Marlene with his flippers and looks at her in the eyes* the silliest thing Ringtail has ever said, but it makes sense. *smiles*

Yeah, I don't know. :P

WWSS if Marlene saw a photo of him and Lola. Then Marlene acted like she's jealous.