Nooooo! Damn you and your moon plans Marlene DX

WWSS if Private and Marlene haunted him in his dreams?

NOOOOO!!!!! *wakes up* Oh... NOOOOO!!!!!

WWSS if Marlene Private were still alive?

(Um.... Private and Marlene are still alive...)

(Oh my bad, I was reading through the previous page and forgot to turn it before I responded XD)

OH THANK GOODNESS! I was only dreaming...

WWSS if Julien dropped in and started bugging him? (LOL randomness XD)

RINGTAIL!!!!!

WWSS if Fred just sat in the corner staring all day? (Creeepppppyyyy......)

(^XD)

O.e...Fred....What are you doing?

Fred: *kicks him*

Skipper: OW!

Fred: *waves hands* You didn't see anything.....*leaves*

Skipper: O.e?

WWSS if Mort tried to touch his feet? XD

AHH! I thought you only did that to your 'King'!

Mort: No, I just like feet...

WWSS if Mort said that?

Since when? I've never seen you try to touch anyone else's feet!

Mort: I like to try new things.

Skipper: T_T

WWSS if Julien walked by drinking out of his mug? XD

:O >:C DX O.e

Julien: What's with creepy faces penguin? O.o

WWSS if Julien was holding and reading his diary?

RINGTAIL! Give me that! *tries to take diary*

Julien: *dodges* No!

WWSS if Julien started to read it outloud?

Fine read it aloud, just don't go to page 37 *realizes what he said* O.O *facepalm*

Julien; Oooh there's some juice stories here >:D

WWSS if Julien wanted to blackmail him if he refuses a request?

(^XD)

*sigh* What do you want Ringtail?

WWSS if Julien told him to follow his every command for the next month?

No freaking way, I can't even stand to follow your every command for a week, how do you expect me to do that in a whole month? >:d

Julien: Dear Diary,...

WWSS if Julien wont listen

Ringtail! Shut up!

Julien: I have just been transferred to the Central Park Zoo and..

Skipper: *tackles him from behind* RINGTAIL!

Julien: *talks louder* AND I HAVE MET A LOT OF ANIMALS...

Skipper: *reaches for diary*

WWSS if Julien threw it to Mort and he ran away with it?

(btw I just replied in your forum Fanguin Attack, it's so much fun XD)

Rico, go after Mort, if you please

Rico: *brings out a chainsaw* Mwahahha

WWSS if Rico also read his diary?

Mort: Oooh there's name of Ms. Perky here, hehe :)

(^Glad you've enjoyed it. I'll check it out. :))

That isn't what it sounds like Rico! Don't read it!

WWSS if Rico started reading it anyway?

Rico don't please, don't turn to page 47 where I kissed and played with Ms. Perky while you were away *faceplam*

WWSS if Rico read page 47. then when Jason X on him?

O.O *runs away as fast as he can*

WWSS if he ran into Marlene?

Marlene: What's wrong Skipper?

Rico's gone nutso and trying to chase me down like a prey

Marlene: Oh that's good :D

Skipper: What? O.o

WWSS if Marlene was bloody mary in disguise?

What the?! Bloody Mary?!?! But how?!?!

WWSS if he was transferred into our universe at that moment? XD

Oh great, now where am I? *sees a photo of a real life female otter*

Skipper: *drools* No I can't, there's only one girl for me...

Kid: Mommy why is there a penguin in the hotel?

WWSS if he was taken into a real life pound?

NO! I can't be here! I have a home to get home to! *sees a real dog* O.o What is this place?......

WWSS if a someone adopted him?

PB: OMG This penguin looks just like the one on POM! *adopts* (XD)

(^XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
What the?

WWSS if PB took him to her room where POM stuff is covering the walls!?

(^XDXDXD)

Whoa! What the deuce is going on?!?! Why is my face on that wall over there and....is that LIPSTICK?!?! (XDXDXDXD)

WWSS if PB took a picture of him and posted it on fanpop? (XD)

(^ XD IS THAT LIPSTICK!?!?XD)

PB's photo description: doesn't my new pet look just like skipper!? :D

Skipper: (trying to escape through the window) almost there...
PB: hey!

WWSS if right when PB picked him up, he went back home?
And as a bonus...
WWPBS if the above happened?

(^XDXD)

Skipper: *POOF!* Oh thank goodness! I'm HOME! And away from whoever THAT was......*shudders*

Meanwhile...

PB: Hey...where'd he go? *looks around* *screams for hours like Julien did in Crown Fools*

(XD)

WWSS if he could hear someone screaming in the distance? (Do you even need to ask who? XD)

(^ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DDD­DD)­
Is that... Never mind.

WWSS if he walked into the HQ where kowalski, private, Rico, king Julian, Maurice, mort, AND Marlene, where having a book club meeting... Where they were reading the hunger games!
(those books are soooo goooooooood!!!!!!!!!!)

(^The so are! I LOVED the ending! I nearly cried! XD)

What are you all doing, reading these (*picks up book and opens to first page*) things?! I...*reads the first sentence* Hm...*keeps reading*

*an hour later*

CURSE YOU PRESIDENT SNOW!!!!!!

(XD)

WWSS if Mort came in and tried to give him a potato?

(I know right? I practically started sobbing in the middle of lunchtime at school when ____ died in the last book!)

No mort I don't want a potato!
Mort: but... (starts to tear up)
WWSS to mort?

(I know! So sad! Didn't you love the ending when you know who had a you know what?!)

Oh don't give me those sad eyes!
Mort: :(
Skipper: Ugh! Fine! *accepts potato*
Mort: You know what on second thought I want the potato after all BYE BYE! :D *leaves with potato*
Skipper: T_T

WWSS if Kowalski reinvented the Chronotron?

(it's was pretty sweet, what about at the end when you know what starts liking you know who?)

Kowalski we've been through this before! Bow destroy before we go through an entire episode about it!
Kowalski: BUT SKIPPER!!!
skipper: No buts kowalski!
Private: (falls out of chair laughing)
Skipper: T_T
WWSS if kowalski didn't destroy it?

(Did you read the epilogue of Mockingjay?)

Destroy it now Kowalski!
K: No! I can't!
S: This is insubordination soldier!

WWSS if Kowalski admitted that he remade Jiggles too?

(^ Ya why?)
Wha-, AGAIN!? Really kowalski? Really?
Kowalski: really!
WWSS if jiggles could now talk?

Oooookay!

WWSS if Marlene was inside Jiggles?

(^^Ya know when Katniss had...you know...(not wanting to spoil it for anyone))

Marlene! How did that happen! Kowalski! Fix it! Now!

WWSS if King Julien dropped in and started going through his classified files while he was distracted with the Jiggles situation?

RINGTAIL! THIS PLACE IS FOR AUTHORISED PERSONAL ONLY!

Julian: Then why is she being here? *points are Marlene still inside Jiggles*

Skipper: THIS IS A CRISIS SITUATION!

WWSS if Julian started jumping on Jiggles like a trampoline?

You idiot! You'll crush Marlene!

KJ: But this is so much fun! :D

S: >:( *tackles Julien*

WWSS if Julien started talking about what he saw in his files in front of Marlene?

:O Keep your mouth shut Ringtail, anymore lip out of you and I'm shutting your mouth, permanently

WWSS if Marlene found out his plans about proposing to her through his diary?

(^XDXD)

Marlene! You weren't supposed to read about that...*scratches back of neck*

WWSS if Marlene said she'd say yes if he asked? (<3)

Um you know what I think, ummm

WWSS if he rejected Marlene saying yes, because he made a last minute plan to marry her archrival Rhonda? O.O

(O.O....) Nah, I think I'll ask Rhonda.
M: O_O...WHAT?! *gag*

WWSS if Rhonda heard that?

Oh yes finally you're here, my one true love <3

Rhonda: Seriously did you really mean that Skipper? :D

Skipper: Yes, marry me my big blubbery princess

Marlene: O.O o.O :O DX

WWSS if Privated walked in on all of this?

(O____________O I think I just threw up a little bit....XP XD)

Oh hey Private. Wanna be the best man at my wedding?

Private: Oh so you and Marlene are finally getting married!? :D

Skipper: Nope. Me and Rhonda.

Private: O.O......Are you feeling alright Skipper?

WWSS if he woke up from his worst nightmare? XD

Skipper: *wakes up* O_____O...I need to lay off the caffeine....

That's it no more midnight coffee for me, I keep having these nightmares :)

WWSS if he woke up to find himself on a bed, floating somewhere in the middle of the pacific ocean?

What the?! How did this happen?! *thinks for a minute* RINGTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWSS if it really WAS Ringtail that did that to him?

RINGTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!
*meanwhile in NY*
KJ: Maurice am I being the only one hearing the bossy penguin screaming?
Maurice: I dont hear anything. But you really shouldn't have sent him afloat in the ocean.
*ocean*
Skipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­! when I get my flippers on you you'll never dance, no, you'll never do anything again!!!!!!!!!

WWSS if he woke up and had wet the bed while dream screaming? (oh my goodness I almost feel sorry for him... the key word there was ALMOST XD)

(^XDXDXDXD)

O.e....Oh my...this is embarrassing...

WWSS if his team dropped in and saw his wet bed? (Poor Skippy! XD)

Ugh, It's not what you're thinking, it was an accident *comes up with other excuses* Um Julien must have poured water while I was sleeping, that sneaky lemur *other lame excuses* Private must have tickled me in my sleep

WWSS if Marlene saw his bed wet?

O.O...Marlene! Uuuuuhhh...Private did it!
P: I DID NOT!
S: Um...then...Ringtail did it!
K: Julien's not even here.

WWSS if Julien heard everything that was going on and told the whole zoo he was a bed-wetter? (Oh my...XD)

(^ XDDDDDDDDDDDD)
I am not a bed wetter!!!!!!!

WWSS if everyone laughed at him?