M: *Looks at Skipper*
S: *Looks at Marlene*
M: O_O....:)
S: O.o
M: Hehheh staring contest? :3
S: Mkay
M/S: *Stares*
K/R/P: *Snickers*
S/M: >:(
K/R/P: :3

WWSS if the team wanted to watch a romantic movie and invite Marlene and sneak away during it? :3

(Yeah, I'm gonna get way too carried away on this one. XD)
*movie starts*
*twenty minutes later*
S: This is way more sappy than what you said it'd be, Kowalski. *looks around* Kowalski?
M: *elbows him* Sh! I think he's about to propose! <3 *watches dreamily*
S: *realizes they're alone* Where'd the others go?
M: Who cares? Now, sh!
S: *sighs and watches*
*couple kisses in the rain on screen*
*drizzle is heard falling on HQ*
S/M: *glances at each other*
S: *clears throat awkwardly* ... *casually scoots closer*
M: *rests head on his shoulder*
S: *rests head against hers*
*after the movie's over*
S: *awkwardly pulls away*
M: So ... Nice movie, don't you think?
S: Oh, yeah. Really nice ...
*awkward silence*
S/M: *slowly lean in for kiss*
K/R/P: *enter*
K: So, enjoy the movie?
S/M: *jerk away*
S: Yeah, nice! Heh ... o_o
M: Yeah, yeah, I liked it. ._.
K: Well, don't stop on our account. ;)
S: What do you mean?
K: I think you know. ;D
S/M: *blush fiercely*

(Told ya. XD)

WWSS if Julien interrupted what would have been he and Marlene's first kiss? XD

S/M: *slowly lean in for kiss*
KJ: *barges in* Hey neighbours! I need to borro— ohhh. O.o
S/M:* scoot away from each others* O.O
S: W-what do you want, Ringtail?
KJ: ... Ehh ... what where you and the otter doing there? ,':\
S/M: *blush*
S: Uhh we-we were ... um *looks at Marlene* o.o
KJ: Kissing? ,':)
S/M: NO! *blush fiercely*
KJ: Ahahah, you so were! XD
S: Get out of my HQ! >:(

WWSS if a new female penguin was transferred to the Zoo and Marlene was jealous of her? (XD)

S: Marlene ... Are you ... jealous? ,':)
M: No! I'm not jealous! I just don't like the way she hangs around you guys like she knows you guys so well! >:|
S: Sounds like jealousy to me. ;)
M: I am not jealous! I just ... well ...
S: Well ...? >:)
M: *crosses arms* I don't have to explain myself to you. *turns on heel and leaves*
S: *shakes head* ,':)

WWSS if Marlene only had twenty-four hours to live? D:

S: *blank stare* ... No ... No! Noooooo! D': You can't, you can't be serious! *hugs her tight*
M: I'm not joking S-Skipper. *sniffs* :'( *cries on his chest*
S: Marlene, I ... I love you. I know I should've told you this before. I just ... I—
M: *kisses Skipper* <3
S: *kisses back* <3
M: I love you too, Skipper. Always have. :') *hugs him again* But please don't leave me.
S: *hugs back* I won't. Promise. *kisses her again*

(Uuuuuugh. The sadness ... There must be ninjas cutting onions in my room. ▼And this song makes everything even more sad. *sigh* Alright, let's do something happier for the next one. XD)

WWSS if he let Marlene sleep with him in his bunk but the team saw them together? (X3)

S: It's raining pretty heavily out there. You want to wait here until it dies down?
M: Well, I'm pretty tired. *yawn*
S: *plops into his bunk* You can sleep here if you want. Mi HQ es tú HQ. :)
M: Thanks, Skipper. So, where I can I crash?
S: You can ... sleep next to me if you want. *scoots over*
M: Okay. <:)
*next morning*
S/M: *wake up*
S: Morning ... :)
M: Morning. :3
S: *realizes he's holding her and lets go* Oh, sorry ...
M: *blush* It's all right. :)
K: Morning! >:)
S/M: O_O
S: Kowalski! This ... isn't what it looks like ... o_o
K: It looks like you and Marlene spent the night together. ;)
S: And ... that's exactly what it looks like ... You didn't see anything? ._.

(No more sad ones. 3:) WWSS if Marlene wanted to join in on a mission?

M: Oh c'mon, Skipper! Please! 3:
S: No can do, Marlene. It's too risky! I'm going solo. >:|
M: Alright then, you can go solo ... with me. :3
S: ,':| I don't think you know what solo mission mea—
M: Oh, I know what it means, but can't you make an exception this time? For me? :)
S: ... I don't think so, dollface.
M: *plays with his chest feathers* Are you sure? ;) *puts arms around his neck*
S: O_O *shakes head sligthly* T-totally sure, M-Marlene. o_o
M: *sigh* Fine. If you change your mind, you know where to find me. *winks and starts to leave the HQ* ;)
S: O_O ... WAIT! Marlene!
M: Yes, Skipper? :)
S: You can come. <:)

WWSS if Kowalski wanted to test his new lie detector on him? (XD)

S: Is it going to blow up?
K: T____T No. It's a lie detector.
S: That's what you said about your Infrared Toaster ...
K: -_- Do you want to try it or not?
S: Fine. Just don't try to use it to your advantage. I am your commanding officer. *points stern flipper*
K: Aye. *attaches lie detector to him* We'll start off easy. First question: Your name?
S: Skipper.
K: Truth. Next: What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
S: Fish. As always.
K: Truth. Now, I want you to lie on the next question, just to see that it can detect it. Uh, let's see ... Something random ... Ooh, here's a good one. Are you in love, Skipper? ,':)
S: ... No.
K: ,':| Skipper, it's detecting that you lied. So ... you are in love? ,':)
S: No!
K: Lie! With who? Don't tell me it's still Kitka.
S: I'm not in love with Kitka!
K: Truth. So, who is it? Becky? Stacy?
S: No and no. I'm not in love with anyone!
K: Lie! Oi, it can't be Shelly.
S: No!
K: Well ... All that's left is Marlene.
S: I'm not in love with Marlene! *blushes beneath feathers*
K: *raises brows* Skipper, you're lying. So, you're in love with Marlene? Since when?
S: I ... Well ... I'm upholding my right to remain silent. T.T
K: Too late for that, sir. *wink* Thanks for helping me test the Lie Detector. You've been a big help.
S: T__T *slaps him*

(Oh, how much fun this is. XDD)

WWSS if Kowalski hypnotized Marlene into flirting with him whenever she saw him? XDDD (I don't even know anymore.)

M: *enters HQ* Hey guys! :D
P: *waves* Hi Marlene. :)
S: Hey there, sister. :)
M: *gets REALLY close to Skipper* Hey. ;)
S: o.o' Um ... Marlene?
M: *plays with his chest feathers and rests her paws on his shoulders* Anyone ever told you you're really attractive? ;)
S: *blushes* O_O Marlene! W-what are you—?
M: *shut his beak close with a paw* Shh. ;)
S: O.O
R: *covers Private's eyes* ,':P
K: *whistles innocently and tries to tiptoe away*
S: *notices him* Kowalski. T_T
K: Yes ... sir? <:D
S: You have something to do with this, right? -_-
K: ... Um ... maybe. A little. But it isn't that bad. I mean ... you're enjoying it. right? ,':)
S: *blushes* What? o.o Of course no—
M: *pokes his beak* Boop! Heheh, you're so cute when you're nervous, Skipper. :) Maybe we could go somewhere more private ... alone. ;)
S: O__O
M: C'mon. ;) *drags him out of the HQ*
S: O__O *doesn't make any kind of resistance*
K: Well, have fun. ,':)
S: *glares at him*
K: When he comes back, I'm dead. :)

(XD That's way too long. XD But I'm having so much fun! XD)

WWSS if Marlene gave him CPR?

S: *is revived/takes deep breaths* Whoa ... What happened?
M: You lost consciousness! You weren't even breathing! D:
S: How did I regain consciousness if I wasn't even breathing? :/
M: Well ... I ... sort of ... gave you CPR ... *looks away awkwardly*
S: Y-You gave me ... CPR? That explains the tangy hint of oysters ... Heh ... o_o
M: Well, I couldn't let you die ...
S: Of course! I mean ... Thank you for saving my life. *clears throat awkwardly*
M: No problem! I mean, anything for a friend, right? :)
S: Yeah ... Friends ...
M: Pardon?
S: Nothing! *smiles innocently* <:D
M: ,':|

WWSS if Kowalski double-dared him to kiss Marlene? (Pft. XD)

(I have to go now. See you tomorrow! *waves* G'night! ^^)

K: I dare you to, you ready for this, Skipper? ,':)
S: Shoot.
K: ... Kiss Marlene. ;)
S: *spittakes coffee* What!
K: I said—
S: I heard you! You want me to ... *looks awkwardly at Marlene* O.O *looks away blushing*
K: What's the problem? You scared? ',:)
S: No! I mean ... well ... I—
K: *cough*coward*cough*
S: >:( Oh yeah?! You think a coward would do this? *takes Marlene by her waist and kisses her*
M: O.O *kisses back* <3 *puts arms around his neck to deepen the kiss*
S/M: *kissing* <3
K: ... Uhm ... guys, y-you can stop now. o.o
S/M: *still kissing*
K: Guys ...
S/M: *still kissing*
K: GUYS!
S/M: *pull away*
K: ',:)
S: *blushes* Heheh *scratches back of neck* <:D

WWSS if Marlene wanted to cuddle with him? (XD)

M: So, want to cuddle? ;)
S: O.O Wh-What? o.o
M: Want—to—cuddle? ;D
S: B-But why would you—
M: *sits him down*
S: O__O
M: *sits next to him and rests her head on his chest* :)
S: *blushes deeply* o__o *awkwardly wraps flipper around her waist*
M: Isn't this nice? :3 *nuzzles*
S: *blushes deeper* Mm-mm. Yeah ...
P: *enters* Hey, Skipper, I— O_O Skipper???
S: O_____O *stands abruptly* Private! This isn't what it looks like!
M: Yeah, we were just cuddling. :)
S: *faceflipper* >_<
P: ,':| I'm not going to ask. *leaves*
M: Great. Now we're all alone. ;)
S: O_O ... *faints*

WWSS if Kowalski told him that he knew how he felt about Marlene?

K: Skipper?
S: What is it, Kowalski?
K: Are you ... never gonna tell Marlene how you really feel about her? ,':)
S: Wha-what are you talking about, K-Kowalski? o.o
K: I know that you're head over heels for her. I was just wondering when you were going to tell her. So? ,':)
S: O.O This is ridiculous, Kowalski! I don't like Marlene that way. *blushes*
K: Skipper, you're a terrible liar. Come on, admit it you like her! >:D
S: No, I don't like her like that! Now if you excuse me, I'm going out for a walk. >:|
K: *rolls eyes* You can't hide from your feelings, Skipper! I see it written on your face that you love—
S: *slams door hatch*
K: —Marlene. *shakes head* ,':)

WWSS if Marlene started flirting with Kowalski? (XDXD Awkward.)

S: ... and of course, there's the—
M: *enters* Hey, guys! :)
S: Hello, Marlene! :)
M: *steps up to Kowalski* So, Kowalski. Working on any new inventions?
K: Um ... A few. Why? ,':/
M: I was just wondering if you were free tonight. ;)
S: *spittakes coffee* O_O
K: o_o' W-Well, I don't think I can—
M: *puts paw on his beak* Sh. I'll see you at seven. ;)
S: >:| ACTUALLY, Kowalski is on probation for insubordination.
K: I am? Since when? D:
S: *glances at clock* About thirty-eight seconds ago. T_T

WWSS if Marlene got stuck in a tree and couldn't get down? (I don't even know. XD)

M: *struggles to get down*
S: ... Marlene? What are you doing up there? ,':\
M: *stops abruptly* Oh I was just, you know, chilling ...
S: Hm-mm. You're stuck in there, aren't you?
M: ... Whaaat? Hehe, of course n— yeah. e_e
S: How did you manage that? *tries to hold laughter*
M: -_- I don't wanna talk about it, OK? Now can you help me, please?
S: Alright .. *extends flippers* Come on, jump.
M: WHAT? Are you crazy?! D:,'
S: I'll catch you, sister! Trust me. :)
M: *sighs* Fine ... *jumps and lands in Skipper's flippers* O.O
S: See? What did I tell you? ;)
M: ... Well, um, thanks, Skipper. <:)
*awkward silence*
M: So ... are you gonna carry me to the Zoo or ...?
S: *blushes* Oh .. Hah. *lets her go* Sorry. o.o'

WWSS if Marlene pulled a prank on him saying she was pregnant? (Oh my. XD)

S: *spittakes his coffee* O_____O What?!? What do you mean pregnant?!?
M: Well, there's only one meaning to 'pregnant', Skipper.
S: By who?!? Who laid their hands ... or ... other advantages on you?!? I'll rip him apart!! D:< *punches Rico's gut for crowbar*
M: Skipper, I—
S: Do you know him?! Does he love you?! Do you love him?!
M: Skipper! Listen to me!
S: When I get my hands on him, I'll—
M: It was a prank, Skipper! I was just pranking you! Now, will you calm down?! O_o
S: *stares blankly* ... Say what, now?
M: I—was—pranking—you. It was a joke. I was expecting a little shock and confusion, but jeez. If I didn't know you any better, I'd say you were jealous. ,':)
S: No! I was just ... I care about your well-being is all ...
M: Yeah, care enough to mangle anyone who touches me? I admit, it was kind of ... hot. ;)
S: Really? ,':) O_O *shakes head* I mean ... really? *pokerface*
M: Yeah. I should prank you more often. ;) *leaves*
S: o_o'

WWSS if the Vesuvius Twins wanted to take Marlene to their place like they did him and Julien in Pet's Peeved?

[Marlene's Habitat]
S; Marlene!
M: *jumps in fright* AHA! Skipper how many times I have to tell yo—
S: Not now sister! You need to hide. NOW!
M: What?! Why? D:
S: Just do it! Please! You'll thank me later!
M: <:\ Alright. *hides*
VT (Vesuvius Twin): Hey, where's the otter? >:| *looks around*
S: Rico. Smoke bomb! >:|
R: *throws up smoke bomb and throws it at the twins*
VT1/VT2: *COUGH* What the—! *Skipper ties them up*
S: Well well well, what do we have here? >:)
R: >:D Muahahah!
VT: O_O Ahhh! Mooom!
VT: Lawyers!
M: Well, uh, thanks. I owe you, Skipper. <:)
S: Nah. This is my job. You don't owe me anything, Marlene. Really.
M: Alirght. But I'm still doing this. *kisses him on the cheek* Thanks. ;3
S: O.O ... ',:) Mission accomplished. :)

(XD I tried to keep it short. I didn't want to get too carried away. XD)

WWSS if Marlene wanted to go stargazing with him? (OK, that's just romantic. :3 <3)

S: Stargazing? Well, it's a little sappy for my taste.
M: Please? Just this once? How bad could it be? *cute eyes*
S: *sighs calmly* Alright. <:)
*in park lying on grass next to each other*
S: *points to stars* And there's The Big Dipper. :)
M: Wow. <3 How do you know all this?
S: Kowalski talks a lot on missions. A lot.
M: *laughs*
S: *sideways-glances at her* :)
M: *glances back* <:) So ... Not as bad as you thought it'd be, right?
S: *props himself up by his elbow to face her* I said it was a little sappy for my taste. I never said I thought it'd be bad. Especially not with you. :)
M: *stares back into his eyes* :3
S: *glances between her lips and eyes and slowly leans toward her*
M: *wraps arms around his neck and kisses him*
S/M: *kiss slowly under the stars*

(Aw. How's that for romantic? <3)

WWSS if he heard Rhonda call Marlene 'Rat-Face'?

*Skipper and Marlene are talking in her habitat*
S: So ... you still think you could be friend with her? *points at Rhonda*
R: Take me out to the ball game! Take me out to the ball game!
M: I don't know ... She's just so—
R: Hey, where's your hairbrush, Rat-Face? I need it.
M: -_- It's—
S: What did you just call her? >:|
R: Rat-face. 'Cause, you know, she looks like a rat ...
S: Oh, really?! >:(
R: ... Yeah. e_e
S: >:( Well, for your information, I actually think she looks beautiful the way she i— O.O I mean, uh ... what I'm trying to say is, um ...
R: Whatever, I don't care, flat skull. *walks away*
M: You ... you really think what you said, Skipper? :3
S: *blushes* <:D I ... well, I ... guess. Heheh. *scratches back of neck*
M: *hugs him* Aw. Thank you. :) You know, you ain't half bad, either. ;)
S: O.O ... [reference to pic] (XD)

WWSS if Marlene wanted to wear his cowboy hat and badge? (X3)

(Sorry I haven't been able to respond. I've been so busy this week with school. Plus, I had to write an essay for English class. -.-)

Skipper: My hat and badge? Well, sure, I guess there's no harm.
Marlene: Yay! ^.^ *puts badge and hat on* How do I look? ;)
Skipper: *looks her up and down* You know, you look pretty good as a sheriff, Dollface. ',;)
Marlene: Thanks, Skipper. ;3

(Did you get inspiration for that WWSS from this: link ? XD)

WWSS if he saw this photo of Marlene? (XDD)

S: *reference to picture* ,':)
K: O.o Skipper? What are you looking at?
S: O.O *snaps out of his trance* Nothing! It's nothing! *hides photo behind back* <:D
K: ,':| Skipper, what are you hiding? What is it behind your back?
S: ... I don't know what you're talking about, Kowalski. o.o
K: T_T ....
S: o.o ...Uh, uh well! Don't you have ... some extremely dangerous scientific stuff to do right now, Kowalski?!

WWSS if he heard the team talking about penguin-otter hybrids? (I really don't know anymore. XD)

K: You have to admit, Rico, a penguin-otter hybrid would be so adorable.
R: *reading magazine* Mm-hm.
S: *spittake* O_o What was that, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I was just telling Rico about a random idea I had. Wouldn't a penguin-otter hybrid be adorable? :)
S: Uh, sure ... I guess. o_o But don't you even get any ideas for experimentation. >:|
K: Oh, I wouldn't. You might, though. ;)
S: Excuse me?
K: Nothing ... ;)
S: T.T *leaves*

WWSS if he got hurt and Marlene was the only one there to take care of him? X3

M: *gasp* Skipper! Are you ok? D:>
S: Yeah, yeah, Marlene. I just need my men and—*notices his team is not around* Uhm. Men? ._.
M: Oh, you're not ok, Skipper! Look at you! D: Come on, I'll see what I can do to make you feel better. <:)
S: N-No Marlene. I'm fine, really! You don't have to do anything. <:D
M: What?! You have cuts and bruises all over you. That's not fine! Now come in, mister! >:|
S: *sigh* Fine ...
[later]
M: *puts bandages on his flippers* And ... done. :)
S: Well, um, thanks ... Marlene. *looks into her eyes* :)
M: *blushes and looks away* You're welcome, Skipper. <:) Anything for a friend, right?
S: Right. :) Well, I guess I'll just go home now. *starts walking away*
M: ... Wait!
S: *turns around* What?
M: *walks up to him and kisses him on the cheek*
S: O.O
M: o.o *blushes deeper* I-I'm sorry, I shouldn't have ... er ... Get well soon! <:)
S: *blushes* Heheh, well, no one needs to know ... Heh. <:)

WWSS if Marlene caught him eavesdropping while she was singing? X3

S: *eavesdropping behind curtain* ,':)
M: ♪Made a mistake when you messed with me! Should've known better and let it be!♪
S: *dust tickles his beak* O.e *tries not to sneeze*
M: ♪Making dumb choices is one of your flaws! So, look out baby here comes the claws!♪
S: *need to sneeze ceases* Phew ... *sneezes* O_O
M: *jumps and drops guitar* O.O *pulls back curtain*
S: ... Hi? o.o
M: Skipper! What are you doing here?! >:| *blushes fiercely*
S: I was, um ... admiring your curtains? *fluffs curtain*
M: Skipper! How many times have you done this?! >:(
S: Not much ... Heh ... You're a pretty good singer, you know ... <:D
M: *blushes deeper* Thanks ... I guess ... ._.
*awkward silence*
S: So, I'll be leaving then ... *starts to walk away*
M: *stops him* Oh, no you don't. If you tell anyone about this—
S: Ah, no worries, Dollface. Now, go knock your imaginary audience dead. ;)
M: *simmers* You are insufferable. T.T

(*snickers* XD)

WWSS if Marlene caught him admiring himself in the mirror with his cowboy hat and badge? (I had to do that. XDD)

S: *admires himself in the mirror* Ooh, that's macho. *wears cowboy hat* But that's muy muy macho. ;) *keeps looking at himself in the mirror*
M: *barges in* Hey guys! Do you— o.o ... ',:) What are you doing, Skipper?
S: O_O *throws hat, badge and mirror away* W-What are you talking about? o.o I'm not doing anything.
M: You sure? ',:) 'Cause I swear I saw a really hot penguin with a cowboy hat just a few moments ago. ;)
S: *blushes fiercely* Uhm ... you didn't see anyth— Wait. What do you mean ... "hot"?
M: I mean, you look attractive in your cowboy outfit ... Very attractive. ;)
S: Really? ,':) I-I mean, uhm r-really? o.o

WWSS if Marlene started calling him Skippy in front of everyone? XD

*at zoo meeting*
S: ... and that concludes that issue. Any questions?
M: Uh, yeah, Skippy? When exactly does that take effect?
S: Next w—What did you call me? 0_0
M: Skippy. Why? Got a problem with that, Skippy?
S: *blush* Well, I'd just prefer you call me Skipper.
M: Why? You don't like your nickname, Skippy? >:3
S: It's not that I don't like it, it's just that it makes me feel—
M: So you do like being called Skippy?
S: Marlene, you're putting words in my beak. You know I hate that.
M: But you don't hate being called Skippy?
S: Marlene! >:|
M: I'm not hearing a no. ;)
S: -.-

WWSS if Marlene caught him practicing asking her out in a mirror? X3

S: *talks to mirror* *clears throat* Hey Marlene, I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me? ,':) *shakes head* No, no. Ahem ... Marlene, wanna go out sometimes? ... Marlene, do you want to go on a date with—*sees Marlene's reflection in the mirror* GAH! O.O M-Marlene! What are you doing here?!
M: Hello, Skipper. ',:)
S: o.o H-How long have you been here?
M: Long enough to know what you're doing. ;)
S: O.O I-I can explai— *Marlene's closes his beak with her paw*
M: Shh. You don't have to. ;) The answer is yes, I'd love to go out with you sometimes. *holds his flipper* :)
S: *blushes fiercely* R-Really? I mean ... uh ...
M: Really. :)

WWSS if Marlene "accidentally" bumped into him? X3

(It's finally the weekend. I finally get to do this. *throws darts at a picture of my school* XD)

S: *walking and Marlene bumps into him* Oh, sorry, Marlene.
M: It's all right. ;)
S: ,':| You okay, Marlene?
M: Never better. ;3
S: *realizes how close she's standing* o_o Heh, well, I'll be going. *starts to leave*
M: *braces paw on his chest and pushes him back* Where's the rush?
S: W-Well, I just have training to, you know, administer to my, you know, team. Heh ... 'Kay, bye. <:D *walks away nervously*
M: *shakes head* ,':)

WWSS if Marlene wanted to slow dance with him? :3

S: You wanna slow dance? With me? o.o'
M: *nods shyly* :3
S: I ... I don't know, Marlene. I—
M: Y-you don't want to? :(
S: No, no! It's just that, well, I'm not a very good dancer ... *scratches back of neck*
M: 3: *sad face*
S *sigh* ... But I guess I can give it a try for you. :)
M: :) *hugs him*

WWSS if the team caught him and Marlene kissing fiercely? ;)

S: *kissing Marlene against a wall in HQ*
M: *wraps her arms around Skipper's neck kissing back*
K/R/P: *enter*
K: Oh, there you a—AH! *covers Private's eyes*
S/M: *jerk away in surprise*
S: Kowalski! Boys! Whaaat are you doin' here? *realizes he's still holding Marlene and lets go quickly*
K: Uh, we live here? The question is what are you doing here? With Marlene? ,':)
P: *trying to push Kowalski's flippers away* What?! I want to know what's going on, too! >X|
M: We ... were just ... uh ...
K: Getting to know each other? ,':)
R: Mm-hm. ;) *snickers*
S: W-Well, we weren't exactly ... Didn't I tell you three to go get snowcones? >:(
K: We did. And they were delicious. Though, for you two, I'm sure something else comes to mind at the word 'delicious'. ;)
S/M: *blush deeply*

(*snickers* XDD ;))

WWSS if Fred told him he wanted another shot with Marlene? XD

S: *walking in the park near Fred's tree*
F: *pops out of tree*Hey. Is that otter friend of yours still single?
S: *looks up at him* You mean, Marlene? Yeah ... I guess. Why do you care?
F: Do you think I can have another chance with her? e_e
S: I don't think so Fred. >:| *keeps walking*
F: Oh ... why? e_e
S: *stops walking and looks back at him* Because ... she's just not ... into you. Don't you understand that? >:|
F: e_e Then who is she into?
S: I ... I don't kno—
F: Is she into you? Is that why you look so angry? e_e
S: *blushes* W-What? No, no. Y-You know what? I'm kind of in a hurry now, so see ya! <:D *quickly walks away*


WWSS if Antonio showed up at the Zoo and flirted with Marlene?

M: *enters HQ with Antonio* Hey, guys! I want you to meet someone! :)
S: *looks Antonio up and down* And that is ...?
M: This is Antonio. He's from the park. I'm showing him around the zoo. :D
A: And I am honored to be escorted by as delicate a flower as she. *kisses Marlene's paw* ;)
S: ... *resists urge to punch him* ...
P: Nice to meet you, Antonio! :)
S: Yeah, yeah, hello ... -_-
A: Have I offended you, amigo? :/
S: No. And that's Skipper to you.
M: Antonio, why don't you go wait outside for a minute?
A: All right. I'll be waiting for you, love. *leaves*
M: Skipper, is something wrong?
S: No ... I just want to know what's so great about Mr. Spanish-Britches. -.-
M: Well, he's kind, and charming. And he can play Spanish guitar, too. Which, he promised a song for me, by the way. You can come if you want. Well, I need to go. I don't want to keep him waiting. *leaves*
S: T.T *punches Rico's gut for Spanish guitar and starts to leave HQ* I'll be right back. I have a score to settle.
K: *opens beak to say something*
S: *points guitar at him* Not a word.
K: But—
S: Ah. Not. A. Word. *leaves*

(That was fun. XD)

WWSS if Marlene kept beating him at chess? (I don't know. XD)

M: *wins again at chess* A-ha! That's the fitfh time in a row I beat ya, Skipper! Are you sure you wanna keep playing? ,':)
S: -_- it was just luck. I'm still better than you at this game! >:|
K: Actually, Skipper, *takes abacus* There's a ... 87.4 percent chance that Marlene is a better *Skipper glares at him* ... player .... than you at chess. <:D ... Yes Private, I'm coming! *quickly gets out of HQ*
M: Heheh, you know Skipper, we can play something else if you want to. :)
S: Sure, so you can beat me at that, too?
M: Noo. So we can have fun! :3
S: *sigh* Alright.
M: You know, as long as we can have fun together, I don't care who wins or who loses. ;3
S: *smiles at her* :)
M: ...Though, I really am the best at chess. Just saying ... XD
S: T_T
M: Hehe. :3

WWSS if Julien dared him and Marlene to go out together? X3

KJ: I dare you two to go on a date. ;D
S: Say what? O_O
M: Come again? ._.
KJ: You know, a date. Dinner, moonlight, candles.
S: I know what a date is! Why would you dare us to go on one? *blush*
KJ: Scared much? >:)
S: No!
KJ: So, then you just don't want to go on a date with Marlene?
S: Well ... *looks at Marlene* ... It's not that I don't ... I mean, I would ... Don't you have a party to throw or something?
KJ: So, you do want to go out with Marlene? ;)
S: Well, I ... I wouldn't say ... I—
M: *puts paw on his beak* I think I understand what you're saying, Skipper. I'll see you at seven. ;) *leaves*
S: O_O
KJ: *nudges him* You sly dog. ;D

(*shakes head* XD)

WWSS if Marlene walked her fingers up his shoulder? (Oh, geez. XDDD)

S: And so— ',:\ Marlene are you even listening to me?
M: Of course I am, but, why don't we talk about something else? Something like *walks fingers up his shoulder* ... how hot you look in your cowboy outfit? ;)
S: O_O M-Marlene! *looks at her paw* What are you doing? o.o *blush*
M: *looks at him with sweet eyes* What? :3 *makes her paws meet around his neck* <3
S: T-This is violation of personal space! *blushes deeply* O.O
M: Well, you could say that. But that doesn't mean you're not enjoying it, right? ;)
S: O_O *faints*
M: *giggles* :3

WWSS if Marlene entered the HQ, walked up to him, kissed him in front of everyone and then just walked away? (XD I really don't know. XD)

S: ... and Kowalski, I'll need an action plan by—
M: *enters HQ*
S: Oh, hey, Marlene, I—Marlene—?
M: *grabs him by the shoulders and kisses him*
S: —Hm! O.O
M: *pulls away* :) ... *leaves*
S: *blinks* o.o
K: ,':| Skipper, what just hap—Skipper?
S: *gradually starts to grin* <:D
K: Skipper!
S: *snaps out of it* Hm?
K: ... Nothing. ,':)

WWSS if they had an argument with Marlene that led to kissing, then realized the whole zoo was watching? (I don't know, either. XD)

S/M: *having a random argument at zoo meeting* (I'm too lazy to think of something, alright? XD)
M: ... You're impossible! *crosses arms* >:|
S: Oh really?! Could say the same thing about you. >:|

*awkward silence*

S/M: >:| *look into each others eyes* :) *leans in and kiss*
Zoo animals: O_O What the—?
K: *covers Private's eyes* ',:)
R: Heheh. *dog whistle* ',:D
Maurice: *covers Mort's eyes* O.e You two should get a room!
S: *pulls away and realizes everybody's watching them* O_O Uh ... *laughs nervously* I-I ... You didn't see anything? <:D
K: If you wanted to be alone all you had to do was ask. ',:)
S/M: *blush* <:D

WWSS if Marlene jumped on him and started kissing him all over his face? XD

S: Actually, Kowalski, I—
M: *comes in HQ and jumps on Skipper, kissing his face*
S: O___O Marlene! What's come over you?!?
K: O_O ... ,':)
S: *trying to push Marlene back, blushing fiercely* Kowalski, a little—Kowalski! Stop looking at me like that! >:|
K: I think I'll leave you two alone for a while. ;) *starts to leave*
S: Kowalski! Walk out that hatch and you're on—
K: *closes hatch behind him*
S: —probation. T.T
M: It was—*kiss*—getting awkward—*kiss*—with him here—*kiss*—anyway. *keeps kissing*
S: o_o

WWSS if Julien challenged him to a dual for Marlene's paw? XD

KJ: *drags him in the Reptile house and gives him a bamboo stick like he did with Fred*
S: *looks Julien up and down* ... Is this a joke? -_-
KJ: Of course not, silly penguin! We're going to duel to win Marlene's paw. >:)
S: *snickers* ... *burst out laughing* Are you serious? You really think you have a chance with Marlene? *laughs harder*
KJ: I have more chancises* than you, watery bird! >:(
S: I really doubt that, Ringtail. She told you a thousand times she doesn't like you like you. Get over it. Now, if you excuse me, I have a team to lead. *walks away*
KJ: Hey! You, come back! This isn't over! >:|
S: *salutes him without turning back*

(*I KNOW that's not how you spell it. I just thought Julien would say it that way. XD)

(XD Sorry it took me so long. I was eating pumpkin pie and couldn''t type. XD 'Twas delicious by the way. X3)

WWSS if the team wanted to know what REALLY happened when he and Marlene fell in sewer together? (XD)

K: So, what really happened when you fell in the sewer with Marlene, eh, Skipper? ,':)
S: What's that supposed to mean?
K: Exactly what I said. What really happen—
S: I heard the question. I already told you what happened. We went looking for the "monster" when Roger snuck up on us. We were pretty scared, but then we figured out that he was scared of Marlene's snoring and that he wasn't trying to hurt us at all. End of story.
P: But what about the little details? Did Marlene ... hold you in fear? ;)
R: Mm-hm. ;)
S: Private! You're too young to be thinking such things! >:|
K: We're not hearing a no. ;)
S: *blush* Well, maybe she did. We were scared! >:|
K: And you protected and comforted her, yes? ;D
S: Yes! As I would any victim! >:(
P: And—
S: NOPE! I am done with this conversation. *leaves*

WWSS if he overheard Marlene talking to herself about her feelings for him? :3

S: *walking near Marlene's habitat*
M: ...Oh Skipper. If I had a penny for every time I wanted to tell how much I love you... *sigh*
S: O.O *blushes* *walks closer to hear her better*
M You're the most stubborn and pig-headed penguin I've ever met ...
S: ... :\
M ... But you're also the most charming and sweet guy I know. I couldn't live without you. <3
S: *smiles* :) *enters habitat* You talking to yourself? '.:)
M: *jumps in fright* AH! *sigh of relief* Oh, oh it's just you, Skipper. Heh, w-what are you doing here? o.o
S: Nothing. Well, I heard you talking to yourself ... *grins*
M: O.O H-How much did you hear exactly?
S: Enough to do this and not being awkward.
M: Do wha— O.O *Skipper kisses her* <3

(Yeah, I wanted to do something cute. X3 It's getting kinda late and I don't wanna wake up late tomorrow, so I guess I'll go to sleep now. See ya. G'night! ^_^)

WWSS if Marlene tickled him? X3

Marlene: *pokes his side*
Skipper: Hey! Stop it, that tickles ...
Marlene: Does it? >:)
Skipper: O_O
*two minutes later*
Skipper: Stop! Marlene! Please, stop! XDDDD
Marlene: *continues tickling* Do something about it, then! XD
Skipper: *starts tickling her back* Like that?! XD
Marlene: No, Skipper! That's not fair! XDD
Skipper/Marlene: *continues tickling each other, laughing hysterically*

(XD X3)

WWSS if he was on a dangerous solo mission and found out that Marlene was following him?

(Sorry for the late reply. :P)

S: *hiding*
M: *accidentally makes noise behind him* o.o Oops.
S: *turns around to face her* What the— Marlene?!
M: O.O .... Heeeeey, Skipper. <:D
S: What are you doing here? Were you following me?! D:<
M: Whaaat? Pft! Of course not, Skipper. Pft! Don't be ridiculous! <:D
S: T_T *sigh* Listen, *takes her by her shoulders* you can't stay here. I'm on a solo mission right now. Dangerous, solo mission. I can't risk to put your life in danger here. Do you understand?
M: W-Well, what if ... I get hurt at the zoo while you're not there to protect me? Hm? I'm not going anywhere!
S: Marlene, you can't—
M: Pleeeease, Skipper? I'm always safe when I'm with you. :3 *cute eyes*
S: *blushes* F-Fine. Just this time.

WWSS if Marlene acted like a little lovestruck school girl around him? (XD)

Green Eggs and Ham! Our cover's been blown!

WWSS if he found the x rated slash art and stories about him and everyone he knows?

@27K:

M: *casually enters HQ* Oh ... Hey, Skipper. :3
S: Hey, Marlene. :)
M: Whatcha doin'? *smiles sweetly* :3
S: ,':| Just some morning surveillance. What brings you here?
M: *giggle* Oh, just dropping by. *props herself up on table by her elbows* ;3
S: ... Are you okay?
M: I'm fine. Want to go get some snowcones later? :D
S: Uh ... sure. Why not.
M: Yay! *hugs Skipper* See you at four. Peace! *skips out of HQ*
S: Well. That was ... weird. ,':|

@TheRatKing1:

Why in the name of everything that is good and kind in the universe would someone write this?!?! What kind of penguin do these people think I am?!?! O____O

WWSS if he read a Skilene fan fiction? XD

S: O____O *blushes deeply* Sweet Mother McArthur! Who came up with this?!
K: ,':| W-Who came up with what, Skipper?
S: ... Nothing! *slaps Rico's belly*
R: *throws up flamethrower*
S: *takes flamethrower and melts PC* (XD)
K: *backs away slowly* O.o

WWSS if Private wanted to watch a scary movie? (I dunno. XD)

S: But, Private, you hate scary movies. :/
P: I'm a big boy! I can handle it! >:|
S: All right, all right. Fine.
*during scary movie*
P: Don't go in there ... Don't go in there ... Don't go in—AH!! I knew it!! *jumps under the covers*
S: T.T *faceflipper*

WWSS if Marlene slapped him for no reason? (Me neither. XDD)

M: *slaps Skipper*
S: Ow! *rubs cheek* What was that for? >:|
M: What was what? :3
S: T_T The slap.
M: Oh ... that. Yeah, I don't know. I just felt like it. XD
S: You mean to tell me you slapped me for no reason?
M: Mmm, yeah. :)
S: T_T *faceflipper* Are you kiddin' me?
M: Nope. :3

WWSS if Marlene wanted to know why he broke up with Kitka? (XD)

M: (slaps him)
S: (stunned)
M: (walks off)


WWSS if Julian is being chased by a rabid Maurice and seeks protection in the Penguins HQ?

@27K:

M: So ... Why'd you break up with Kitka?
S: O.O Oh, well, it was because I just didn't feel like it was working. Why?
M: It seemed like it was working to me. You were head-over-tail feathers for her. :P
S: Well, I ... Why does my love life concern you?
M: Well, then. If that's how you feel I'll just go. *starts to leave*
S: But, Marlene, I—
M: *shuts door behind her*
S: ... Can somebody tell me what just happened?

@SaturdaySurpris:

KJ: Penguins! Penguins! Maurice has gone savage crazy! You must hide me! D:
S: Ringtail, what are you on about? *rolls eyes*
KJ: I'm serious! He's trying to eat my brains! DX
S: Brains—?
P: *elbows him* >:|
S: *sigh* Fine. We'll deal with it.
KJ: Thank you!! *hugs him*
S: But not with this. *pushes him away* T^T

WWSS if the zoo was at the threat of closing again?