so today i went to get a baby wipe when out of nowhere a cockroach flies out and lands on the floor wriggling around
imagine my suprise and complete shock in the few seconds my brain processed what had just happened right too surreal
Posted over a year ago
That awkward moment when an actor gets hated on for complaining about an airline that basically left him waiting for like 13 hours.
Posted over a year ago
hey do you guys remember flab, they left this club a way long time ago bc of reasons
well this is flab w a new face and I decided to give the random club another try so yay
Posted over a year ago
Is it just me or is like 90% of the random wall quotes. Don't get me wrong I have nothing against it I just noticed and thought that there should be like a cool quotes club or something with all of this. Unless there already is a club like that.
Posted over a year ago
Would anyone here add me as a contact on Skype? I have 10 contacts and I feel the need for more... Maybe.. My username is Dudespie on there too
Posted over a year ago
"This is the best thing that could've happened
Any longer and I wouldn't have made it
It's not a war no, it's not a rapture
I'm just a person but you can't take it
The same tricks that, that once fooled me
They won't get you anywhere
I'm not the same kid from your memory
Well now I can fend for myself"
Posted over a year ago
I felt like an enormous chump when I finally decided to look up this Darude - Sandstorm, after seeing all these random YouTube comments with it... Turns out it was this trance song I have been look for for over 8 years...
"I want to stop losing people we love. I want you to go to school, I want Dean to have a home. I want… I want Mary alive. It’s just… I just want this to be over."
Posted over a year ago
You look so perfect standing there
In my American Apparel underwear
And I know now, that I'm so down
Your lipstick stain is a work of art
I got your name tattooed in an arrow heart
And I know now, that I'm so down (hey!) 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER_She Looks So Perfect
Posted over a year ago
This is actually exactly why I unfriended you in the first place. You need to look in the mirror because in fact you're the one who is actually stupid and rude.over a year ago
It's quite immature of you to call people stupid and rude for having a different opinion. It's actually pathetic. As Blind said it's only you who is stupid and rude. You're showing it to everyone by this wall post and the fact that you deleted your account and made a new one.over a year ago
You beat me to posting this. I will ALWAYS miss him, I hope he's never forgotten. He always brought happiness into my life, I wish I got have brought some into his. May he rest in peace.over a year ago
I thought it was Mark Twain who said that, not Albert Einstein. I may be wrong, because I'm too lazy to google it, but I'm pretty sure it was Mark Twain. Great quote either way, though.over a year ago
"What you must realize, my Autobot brothers, is that we were never going to win the war. For the sake of our planet's survival, a deal had to be made...with Megatron."
just about took over 30 minutes to kill and dispose of a dead baby scorpion
step aside lads im definitely a force to be reckoned with
Posted over a year ago
It took me about twenty minutes and an Easter egg for me to deal with a beetle the size of my pinky nail. I think I'm ready to go into the extermination business.over a year ago
I reach the end of the trail.
The air is still and I am a hunter.
The hunt has led me to the forgotten edges of this world.
Seasons pass, drawing me deeper into the darkness, where I have found the truth.
That my redemption is found in ashes.
That I must burn away the past to set things right.
Once an assassin, now their pursuer, I must destroy those who I once called brother.
The air is still, and I am a hunter.
I can't believe that i have Myopia (nearsightedness). The other things into my eyes are high-quality and the other things i've seen seems blurry.
Posted over a year ago
Today I was at a play I am in and a kid said "Macbeth" I tripped 3 people forgot to go on,stage.
And the main character forgot his lines
Posted over a year ago
Just me and a friend having a normal conversation about the internet.
Friend: so you don't even use facebook or twitter?
Me: no . . . I use fanpop.
Friend: what's that?
Me: . . . You. Out. Now.
Posted over a year ago
most of my friends think I'm some sort of barbarian for not using Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, all that mainstream stuff. I don't even have a YouTube account anymore. meanwhile, I think they're the barbarians for having no idea what fanpop is. XDover a year ago