Christmas may come but once a year, but February 29 comes but once a quadrennium. Make the most of your Leap Day because it'll be another four years before you'll be given the opportunity.
Posted over a year ago
So I'm drinking Brisk, and most Brisk bottles have a painting of something on the bottle. So I look at who drew this picture on this Brisk bottle and what I see will haunt me for the rest of my life.
The artist was named Sopa.... what the fuck?
Posted over a year ago
The next person who mentions Hetalia obsessively or asks people to join their spot on this wall is going to cause one huge ass war, started by yours truly.
Posted over a year ago
^ Yeah, I LOVE the song. It's been stuck in my head ever since yesterday when I watched the video. But the eyeballs... And the flying bones... AND WTF IS WITH THE BLONDE, PINK-SKINNED CHICK'S HEAD SPINNING?! OAOover a year ago
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are
Posted over a year ago
Alright, fine. Let's all act like humans. "Look at me! Let's convert leaves and meat into energy and excrete them later and go shopping!"
Posted over a year ago
I love you,
You love me,
Let's get together and kill barney,
with a knife and a hammer or a bullet to his head,
we're okay but Barney's dead YAAAAYYY!!!
Posted over a year ago
Ha. I used to sing that on the bus in 5th graade. Ha. I used to sing that on the bus in 5th graade. Huh. Used to sing that song all the time in 5th grade. My goodness, the memories. xDover a year ago
Our 4th grade version was, "Joy to the world! Barny's dead! We cuuuut oooff his head! Don't worry 'bout the body! We flushed it down the potty! Round and round it goes round and round it goes!over a year ago
Had a energy drink already today and went super hyper!Now im having a red bull energy shot!Guess im going to be bouncing off the walls by the time I finish the drink!
Posted over a year ago
Paddy was asked by an Aussie tourist. "What's the quickest way to Dublin?" "You walking or driving?" " I'm driving." " Yep, that's definitely the quickest way."
Posted over a year ago
Okay, so i wanted a Hetalia character to focus on *doing stuff like postibg images, videos etc..* but i dont really have a idea who i should do it for.
At least give me a suggetion of a Hetalia girl other than Hungary & Seychelles, i have already contributed there..
Posted over a year ago
Pssst..... pssssstt.....yeah you......if your reading this ..........you should no something really important......" Your fucking awesome and the world can't say shit about it!!!!" YEAH!!!!
Posted over a year ago
I tried to make a microwave cake mix from memory and as an experiment added the last lonely candy cane from Christmas...it looks like vomit...I have to wait to find out if it tastes better.
Posted over a year ago
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Posted over a year ago
Now,you may be asking yourself these questions: "What are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract i signed? Is this dangerous?" Lemm'e answer these questions with a question: Who wants to make 60 dollars? cash. //shot//
Posted over a year ago
not having a good day. its like everyone wants to gang up on me all of a sudden, well ok not "everyone" thats over exaggerating it a bit haha. Just 2 people. But they are the most important people in my life. And to have them saying hurtful things in the same day and same hour just sucks.
Posted over a year ago
My mom likes to call prostitutes and whores and hookers and the like a name. This name is an epic name. She calls them "the lady of the night" oh my fucking god when she told me this i bout pissed my pants
Posted over a year ago
I've finally lost my mind..........i just downloaded the song 'Final Fantasy VII Advent Children - One Winged Angel' to my computer.
Posted over a year ago
Round and round the record spins all day. Listen again, it takes you far away. Trying to stop it is futile; So just listen now to my musical doodle!
Posted over a year ago
What the hell? My barely 15 year old friend from when I was younger is talking about how she is still "f**ked up" from last night on facebook. -____-
Posted over a year ago
have you ever heard of if you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all, and I know about freedom of speech but if you don't want to join then just move on from this postover a year ago
Did you know you could donate one or all of your vital organs to the "Appeture science self-esteem fund 4girls?" It's true,well done android, The enrichment center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defience.
Who said we're wack?!You said we're wack?!You take it back!Who said we're wack?!You talking smack?! you're gonna get slapped!
Someone said we're wack!Why would they say that!? I don't think we're wack! Who said we're wack!?Who said we're wack!?I Can't believe that!They must be smoking crack,to say that we're wack!
Posted over a year ago
Lol my bf sounds so funny over the phone XD i couldn't stop laughing especially when he said "ah fuck i stepped in dog shit" haha
Posted over a year ago
I was on omegle and after I said to some dude that I was from the US, he disconnected.
What's your problem, buddy? You don't like Americans?
Posted over a year ago