Yo anyone know the image dimensions of fanpop club banners? I'm trying to make one but I'm struggling lol Posted over a year ago

Meh. I dunno what the fuck. Meh. Posted over a year ago

I'm thinking of changing my name to Baby Teeth
Not my usernam, my real legal name
If you want me to change my name to Baby Teeth, say, "Change it to Baby Teeth"
And if you don't want me to, say, "I would really like it if you changed your name to Baby Teeth"
And if you're still on the fence, say, "Girl Go Ga Ga for Baby Teeth" Posted over a year ago

So I just learned that you can buy human bones legally off the internet (Except in the state of Tennessee)
I can't wait to buy a full skeleton off of Amazon Bones and get an authentic skeleton for Halloween. It's the perfect spooky gift to give your friends (Unless your friends live in the state of Tennessee) Posted over a year ago

"Something's going on or my name's Archibald, and it's not." -Courage the Cowardly Dog Posted over a year ago

Finally, I got adblock. Tired of these un-skippable ads on Soundcloud. Posted over a year ago

Me: I always had some trust issues with my friends

*after playing 'Among us'*
Me: I knew I was right! Posted over a year ago

You know what.

A James Bond and Austin Powers crossover would be kinda lit now that I think about it. Posted over a year ago

Me : This party is boring. We should leave..

Everyone at the funeral : Posted over a year ago

Why creating a mechanical British servant is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing Posted over a year ago

Actually going to go to bed early for a change. I fucking hate getting up early, its such a pain in the ass. Posted over a year ago

The mentality that you need to create the perfect image to gain validation from nobodies on social media is upsetting to me
You have to always do everything flawlessly, you have to be judged, you can never admit your faults or your guilty pleasures, you must always commit to an image that is fake just for acceptance on Twitter
I think we need this lesson now more than ever, coming from my boy, Courage the Cowardly Dog
link Posted over a year ago

Real question
With classes being on the Zoom these days
What if a kid got sick
Not with the virus
Just the regular flu
Would they be allowed to call in sick or would the teacher tell them to open that Zoom call because they're already home
Has COVID cancelled staying home sick as well? Posted over a year ago

Wtf

So apparently grilled cheese sandwiches hit different at 2 something in the morning.

What I can't understand though is why it tastes like one of the best things that I've eaten in my entire life right now 🤣 Posted over a year ago

''I am unable to achieve victory when posed against mammary glands kneading my genitalia in a sexual manner.''

- HIVE-SAN (TL) !!!! Posted over a year ago

Fanpop: yOu cAn pOsT vIdEoS!1!

Also Fanpop: ONLY FROM YOUTUBE!!1! Posted over a year ago

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me, like the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag Posted over a year ago

When you have long hair like I do, you learn to stop getting upset when you get hair in your food
Because the chances are more likely that it's your own
Course, that don't excuse the nasty set of hair you find in school lunches. Even if that hair tastes better than the manufactured shit they give to kids, hair is still hair and hair in your food is nasty Posted over a year ago

I hate it when you're playing League of Legends and you're a melee fighter, who specialises in jumping in, doing damage and cc, but your team backs off whenever you jump in. Like, if you're not going to fight and be a bunch of pussies, then just don't even fucking play the game. FFS. Now I'm tilted. Posted over a year ago

I don't have a balance
Think I'm gonna fall
Wish I have a talent
I don't belong here at all

Drowning in the pressure
In above my head
Why did I think I could do this
I should have walk away instead
This is my chance to break free
Everythings depending on me
And if I keep trying I'll be
On Top Of The World Posted over a year ago

I'm about to beat you suckers like I beat my dick: with a hammer Posted over a year ago

You are so self satisfied 🎶
Always ready for a ride
Double crossing, lousy cheat, love you anyway
You have warm and tender devils soul, you are so low
🎶 Posted over a year ago

Guys, you must know
I got OCD
And ADD
And ADHD
And CQC
And EBT
And CBT
And STD
And BBC
And MVP
And IDK
And SNK
And JFK
And KKK
I got a lotta issues, buddy, so if you try stepping up to me, don't forget your dealing with a mommy's little special needs boy. I'm special and you ain't. Get fucked Posted over a year ago

I am Sir Second Son Camealot, Knight of the Table of Girth, protector of asses and titties throughout the infinite cosmos.

Our enemies come in hordes and swarms, and they are powerful.

But upon my limped steel becoming big steel I shall strike them down with one mighty swing of my Noble Phantasm. We shall be victorious!

The raid of shadows have become mobile, seeking to replace all that we love with Traps. Join me my brethren, my allies! The Battle for Waifus has begun. Posted over a year ago

Molé with chips hits more different than salsa. Posted over a year ago

So it is just me or is there anyone else stuck with an Image Glitch again? As many times I refresh, they just won't load !!!! Posted over a year ago

Forgot how much a proper kick to the ribs actually hurts, especially from a fellow experienced martial artist. Posted over a year ago

Mess with the best so the rest can make a mess on the best's chest Posted over a year ago

Freezing milkshakes solid hits different. I've been doing the same with chocolate pudding and applesauce. Posted over a year ago

Alright help me out coz I'm puzzled. "The Witcher (Netflix)" spot has nearly 41,000 fans - but the show only came out December last year. Surely there haven't been anyone NEAR that number of active fanpop accounts in 2019-2020? Lol it feels like there's a few hundred people on this site at most Posted over a year ago

My mum didn't raise a quitter. She raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something Posted over a year ago

Well, I really accentuated the idea of my laziness, because I did absolutely nothing today. Like, literally, the furthest I walked was down to the foyer of where we're staying to get my Uber Eats. Lmao.

I should probably start moving in the weekends, instead of doing nothing. Posted over a year ago

Happy birthday Adam West. Rest well, my hero. Posted over a year ago

Whenever you feel low, Ash is still 10. Posted over a year ago

Articles like "Is Cooking Mama the Dark Souls of IRL" are the reasons why gamers get beat by police. Because as we all know, Gamer Lives Matter and game journalism is just a racist caricature of gamers Posted over a year ago

I feel I would terrify my 7 year old self.. I’m very gothic now, and like horror..LOL Posted over a year ago

I had a beef tongue taco; it was good. Posted over a year ago

Always question everything. Question everything including your conspiracy theories. Posted over a year ago

"We thought we could be arrogant, turn this planet into a-" Posted over a year ago

*Laughs in Random club syntax* Posted over a year ago

Me: I’ve watched both Avatar: The Last Airbender & Avatar: The Legend Of Korra. Now on to the next Avatar series. 😎
Avatar fans: Um, there is no other Avatar series. You’ve completed it all. 🙃
Me: NO! What am I supposed to watch now?? 😮😭 Posted over a year ago

Oh, why do I compare myself to everyone?
And I always got my finger on the self-destruct
I wonder when I love me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wonder when I love me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Why am I always looking for a ride or die?
'Cause mine's the only heart I'm gonna have for life
After all the times I went and fucked it up
(All the times I went and fucked it up)
I wonder when I love me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah) Posted over a year ago

Uber Eats is the greatest thing in the world. Just sit back, relax and food will come to you. Any food. Whatever you want. For a lazy bastard like me, nothing could be greater. XD Posted over a year ago

Pretty sure this is just a spam bot, pls help report it ("report abuse" button on user page) link Posted over a year ago

Being a 2000s kid is a lot like being a 90s kid
Except everyone hates you
Including 90s kids
And including other 2000s kids
And including yourself Posted over a year ago

I went old-school while watching anime, and saw Astro Boy. Posted over a year ago

I just watched a 30-second English dub of Uzaki-chan Wants To Hang Out. Uzaki's voice actor (Monica Riall) made her sound like a Karen with a scratchy voice.

I'm not one to choose subs over dubs given that I don't know Japanese, but this specific anime... Posted over a year ago

Just wait a minute... I saw that we are going to have a movie for violet evergarden and if I am correct then I saw in the trailer that major gilbert is alive. Are you freaking kidding me...Return back my tears!! XD Posted over a year ago

Fuck hate people I'm not talkative.
*inbox currently 1592* Posted over a year ago

Your god is ugly and so are you Posted over a year ago

I wish my brthday was in october.. favorite month Posted over a year ago

Youtubers I imagine I would get along with, if they are the same off-camera..

Jimmy Tatro

Matthew Santoro

Maybe Rob Gavagan, but might depend..

Chris Stuckmann

Jules from WhatCulture Posted over a year ago

Large animated banner: 5000

Gold in Wallet: 73

Lol fucking fanpop Posted over a year ago

Like and dislike whatever films you want. Don't let Rotten Tomatoes influence your opinions. It's a cool website and all, but too many people decide whether a movie's good or bad based on the R. T. score. Posted over a year ago

It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow?? Fuck this Posted over a year ago

>Everyone collectively wishes for zombies
>The first zombie manifests out of pure willpower and makes its way out
>Everyone has been waiting for it behind a wall, hyping up their plan for the past months/years and now it has finally happened
>As soon as it walks out the zombie gets octuple-teamed within seconds out of anticipation and flops down on the spot
>Didn't even get to flex my 800 Jew guns I warehoused or my 95 inch truck wheels that I now have to Craigslist for quicksells lawl Posted over a year ago

Am I the only one who likes the nick cage ghost rider films, non ironically.. Posted over a year ago

*goes to kuro tea forum*
* now turns into drunk party*
kuro you dick are you planning on getting a muslim person drunk?
Astaghfirullah XD Posted over a year ago

Hey, Zach?
Oh, nothing.
Just felt like saying that Posted over a year ago

Tweeting #Allbuildingsmatters on twitter. I want the All lives matter crowd to see how fucking goddamn offensive it is to say all lives matter when black people are mourning people. Now here is a comparison. This is my social commentary for today. Both are equally offensive but if they wanna say #ALM. I'll have a fucking great time doing this to them today. Posted over a year ago

I just had an insane Renekton game, where I was literally dashing into the enemy team, doing a shit-ton of damage, getting at least a kill and still surviving to fight again. I felt like a pro-player executing the champion properly. Guess I'm finally getting better at LoL. XD Posted over a year ago

My 2020 Summed up in 11 seconds: link Posted over a year ago

Alright you nerds, what's the best (free) way to watch Avatar The Last Airbender? Posted over a year ago

Can US Americans, when using forums with an international audience, stop using nonsense abbreviations to say what region they're from?? People on an introduction thread on fb were like "I'm from Sydney, Australia!", "Birmingham, UK", "Berlin, Germany"... and then there's fooking "Athens, GA" and "Bedford, IA". WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE MEAN. For the love of god just spell out the name lmao Posted over a year ago

*Walks outside at midnight*

*Looks both ways*

*Clears throat and inhales deeply while Je te laisserai des mots earrape starts playing in the background*

"Enemy stand? I think not my friend. This is the work of a friendly sit!": link Posted over a year ago

I I had a nickel for everytime I was doomed by a puppet, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice Posted over a year ago

ANY F-250 WITH THE 7.3 IS GOINT TO OUTLAST YOU SON, THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO

-"SMALL" JOHN DOYLE

US navy cooks 1981 - 1981
Army veteran club 1982 - 2020 Posted over a year ago

You can boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Bullshit is still bullshit. Fuck the what. Posted over a year ago

life is a fuck Posted over a year ago

How did the toxic knife cut the garbage human?

From the WASTE up.

Aaaaha...haha...ha. Posted over a year ago

Heads up. This asshat is back. Posted over a year ago

Another at-home BBQ gone successful (slightly). Posted over a year ago

You ever take a nap, and think it's tomorrow? Then you realize it's still today. Posted over a year ago

Listen, everyone
You may feel like an NPC on some days
But no, you're just the protagonist of a Bethesda game
You may feel like you have no control in your life
Like everyone is making the big boy decisions for you
But that's just because Godd Howard can't run a company
That's not your fault Posted over a year ago

your minge is cringe
and so are you Posted over a year ago

Fanmade Pokémon are most of the time better than the ones the Pokémon Company puts out. Posted over a year ago

Sometimes I feel like a support/side character that doesn't get enough screen time in my own life. Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks the :/ Posted over a year ago

Seems like every election has been "the most important election of your life" since 1788 lol. Posted over a year ago

Give me ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo

Cash me outside with ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo Posted over a year ago

God's watching you suffer for character development. Posted over a year ago

Leak: The government is holding the Covid vaccine release until Thanksgiving week. Black Friday will be the true apocalypse. Posted over a year ago

Wot the fook happened this place? been ages since i came on here Posted over a year ago

*JUST A RUMOUR*

We might have Nate Diaz vs Jorge Masvidal II. Posted over a year ago

Why the fuck headaches only strikes when you are in your happiest moment? Posted over a year ago

This is a sad news for me and the Magia Record community. Magia Record server in NA will be shut down at the end of September. I had spent many hours playing that gacha game since the day it was released. I have spent with these characters like they were my close friends and I have to say goodbye to them. Posted over a year ago

Light travels 1,080,000,000 km in a minute. In a year, light travels 9,460,800,000,000 km.
By comparison, the fastest a manned spacecraft has travelled is 40,000 km/h.
It would take us almost 30,000 years to travel a light year in one of our space-crafts. Posted over a year ago

Your minge is cringe Posted over a year ago

@Wind

"The ending narration by Tatiana reveals that since then, Vinyl City has become a place where people can perform all kinds of music, free of discrimination or restrictions. The game ends with Mayday and Zuke stepping out to perform in front of their adoring fans." -Wikipedia Posted over a year ago

I can't believe No Straight Roads is an attack on CoketheUmbreon's perfect reality of a world run by EDM
Sorry, Coke. EDM is evil and rock is good
So says No Straight Roads
(Game slaps by the way. Check it out) Posted over a year ago

I noticed that I got a new red medal and I was like, "finally after 10 years, a medal for random!" Lol nope, not even tho. Though I won't complain too much because I got the medal for Lana Parrilla's club. Posted over a year ago

How calming it is under the eye of the storm.

Until it looks the other way. Posted over a year ago

Romeo and Juliet were fucking idiots and I'm glad they're dead Posted over a year ago

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

🎶
🎶
🎶 Posted over a year ago

Waiting for the Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out English dub like... Posted over a year ago

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. Posted over a year ago

I will celebrate Jet's funeral later...I have got something else on mind...RIP Chadwick Boseman best known for playing black panther in marvel. He was battling cancer since 2016. This is a great loss... Wakanda forever!! Black Panther was one of my favorite superhero from marvel and this news was ver shocking for me. Am really sad about this. Posted over a year ago

Fuck
I can't download Demon Slayer images without hearing in my head bloom screaming

OMG OMG I SHIP IT BGBWRBWRBW

*gets shot*
*RIP JET* Posted over a year ago

"The idea of light-speed is that you are travelling 300,000 km/s, which is the fastest known speed to mankind. We all dream about being able to exceed the speed of light, as far as the expansion of the Universe and the theory of it exceeding the speed of light. Whether it is true, or not, is a whole different question entirely, but it is certainly an interesting one." Posted over a year ago

"Life is nothing, but a dream. We dream of earning more, doing more, eating more... all we want is more." According to James Rachels, there is a whole study of moral philosophy, regarding the idea of human nature and wanting more, more and more. Posted over a year ago

"If you comment on Youtube, but you feel the need to use caps, or argue in bold, then you're clearly angry and tilted, therefore, you should probably avoid commenting in the first place and sounding like a tool. Yeah, advice is hard to take, but pride is worth nothing if you're wrong." Posted over a year ago