wusup party people?!! Posted over a year ago

I'm eating milk's favorite cookie! Posted over a year ago

frist day of school! Posted over a year ago

my life is getting really bored Posted over a year ago

♥ Before Marriage ♥
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
After marriage Read It backwords!! Like if you get it! Posted over a year ago

DIE POTATO! Posted over a year ago

why isn't google making that MJ foot sign??????? Posted over a year ago

I just insulted some bread. Posted over a year ago

I just got my ears pierced!!! Posted over a year ago

noodles.... why do i have to make fried noodles in the middle of the night for my cousin????????
your not my mom... Posted over a year ago

Sex, sex, sex. Posted over a year ago

Oh my God. Somebody please kill spiders!!! There is a huge one in MY ROOM! Posted over a year ago

where the fuck is my POP OUT thing?,have u seen it :P
seriously it is gone,there's not the pop out thing on my desktop anymore Posted over a year ago

♥_♥___♥_♥_ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ the random
_____♥_____ spot!! Posted over a year ago

Adolf Hitler only had one testicle......

O_o Posted over a year ago

Someone on twitter said "RT if you have a face" i don't RT it O__O Posted over a year ago

when u don't know what to do,what do u do? Posted over a year ago

Do you like M&Ms? I like M&Ms like I like my tea. With milk and one sugar, por favor. Posted over a year ago

What's ur favorite color? Mine is purple! Posted over a year ago

"hey look, a forest!"
"...forest? I don't see a forest."
"Dude, it's right in front of you. You can't see it?"
"Well it's kind if hard to see anything with all these damn trees in the way!" Posted over a year ago

i more like the 80's music then this year.................... Posted over a year ago

I'm on the ground dying.

I blame Zoidberg. Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when I slap myself, call myself a "whore" and demand I make me a sandwich. That even awkwarder moment when I cry at night because I beat me, but I can't leave because I love me. :/ ....... Posted over a year ago

wow!there is not any troll in random club from last couple of weeks.....finally relief:) Posted over a year ago

My Favorite Fanclubs

█ 10% Michael Jackson
██ 20% Big Bang
███ 30%Super Junior
████ 40% Jung Yong Hwa
█████ 50% A.N.JELL
██████ 60% Kpop
███████ 70% Kim Hyun Joong
████████ 80% Lee Hong Ki
█████████ 90% Jang Geun Suk
██████████ 100% Random
***********Love It**************
Posted over a year ago

Trolls get eaten. Posted over a year ago

The other day my class was doing a lab in chemistry that involved guessing what is in a box (my teacher has been doing this lab for 12 years) using our senses and we couldn't figure out this one box. It seemed like a toy. Turns out it was a floppy disk. lol Posted over a year ago

I got my medal!! YAEHA Posted over a year ago

Roses are RED! Violets are...RED!

XD XD XD Posted over a year ago

There's too much violence, there's too much sex,

But there's not enough violent sex. Posted over a year ago

DR. OCTOGANAPUS! Posted over a year ago

I JUST now figured out what "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade" means. :s I feel like an idiot.... Posted over a year ago

Muddy Buddies are SO good for a snack, the powdered sugar and the taste.:D
If anyone hasn't heard if these read about it on Google.
You'll want a craving for them;) Posted over a year ago

Its peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!

Do you like peanut butter jelly time?

If you dont then you are an alien O.O Posted over a year ago

I'm a freakin' taco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

My sister took a drink of water and said, "Ugh, this tastes black." and walked away.

Fyi, she's only ten, so she apparently had no idea what she was saying, but still....what the fuck??? Posted over a year ago

Today I sent a text out saying "hey, I lost my phone would you call it?" 12 people called me..............

man i need smarter friends. Posted over a year ago

My right ear hurts like hell what the fuck! >:U

...Maybe placing 3 piercings in it wasn't such a good idea... Posted over a year ago

The more u learn, the more u know, the more u know, the more u forget, the more u forget, the less u know So...why learn? Posted over a year ago

So I got an early birthday card from my half brother today. I was just about to open it when it said "Don't open until *birthday date here*".

So now it's just an envelope in my room, laughing at me. ._. Posted over a year ago

six silly sisters selling shiny shoes Posted over a year ago

"I didn't do it!"

"Then why are you laughing"

"Because who ever did it is a freaking genius!" Posted over a year ago

So an apple a day didn't keep the doctor away from Steve Jobs, I think that proves that pears are superior. Posted over a year ago

This new recycled SunChips bag makes too much noise!!!

Die Potato.... Posted over a year ago

thanks for the die hard fan metal guys! Posted over a year ago

Wish me luck everyone there's a hurricane commingle to were I live :c Posted over a year ago

boooooooooooooring Posted over a year ago

I'm sick so now I sound like Miley Cyrus Dx Posted over a year ago

damn my brother is in the middle of the hurricane..im praying he will be alright Posted over a year ago

Damn...my iPod just died. -___- Posted over a year ago

You're harshing my mellow. Posted over a year ago

I have danced so much, that I think I might s*** my pants, but on the plus side I'll be more energetic and limber, but unfortunately I'll be sore and miserable for days. and when I return to school and everyone asks how I got this great agility and movement, I will say, " I DANCED MY A** OFF.", right before I pass out. Because dancing to the beat to four fast-paced Japanese songs, with your own moves would even wear out a cheerleader. Oh, and also, I got my first Art Comission, YAY! Posted over a year ago

A college teacher reminds her class of their final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a personal injury, illness, or a death in your family, but that's it. No other excuses!"

A guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I was suffering from utter sexual exhaustion?"

The teacher smiles at the student and says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write with your other hand." Posted over a year ago

Anyone else wish the world would end?
Posted over a year ago

I luv it when b*tches waste their breathe talking about me xD Posted over a year ago

To all those people who have grammer problems.

Save a life, use commas.

Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma. Posted over a year ago

worked out for an hour && 30 mins today in the school gym. i am in pain but i got to go home && work out some more. ugh. skinny people stay skinny. Posted over a year ago

RANDOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

i had a horribibble nightmare last night! O.O Posted over a year ago

why has the Vanessa Paradis club only got 80 fans!?!?
<3 Posted over a year ago

Hey, everybody i'm at school is the teacher see's me on here is over with...but hows ya'lls day doing..?:P Posted over a year ago

My Adobe Flash Plugin is crashing repeatedly, that sucks, on the plus side, the ads don't work anymore, so I won't have to endure the sight of screen-raping for the rest of the day. Posted over a year ago

Though I don't understand it, I've just received my die-hard medal for this club! Random rocks :) Posted over a year ago

Who ants to add me?__animelover__sezru__ Posted over a year ago

i wish i was gecko so i can like my own eye hehehehehehe Posted over a year ago

HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER
AHAHAHA!!! I said HYPER eight times!!
... FUCK THAT MAKES NINE! AUSISHHSKPPHDFT!!
-dies- Posted over a year ago

Nitrous oxide. That shit does stuff to you man. o-o Posted over a year ago

My opinion of the perfect guy: A guy that's sensitive and sheds a tear when he wants to. Someone who will always find time for me and treats me right. Someone who makes me feel good about myself and someone who can be nasty and sexual at times WHICH I REALLY NEED (cuz im a dirty girl lol) And someone who loves me for me... Posted over a year ago

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Hello I'm the one who posted the report on hulk1fan now that he's gone I'm going to delete the question now I gave props to all the ones who reported him now if I missed u plz message me so I can rightfully give u ur reward Posted over a year ago

aaaaahhhhhhh there is zombies in my house!!!!!!
Posted over a year ago

lalalalalalalala im in wonderland im so lucky :) Posted over a year ago

YAYAYAY I got my first green medal on this spot!!! Posted over a year ago

I just listened to "Natalie's Rap".....I'll never be able to see Natalie Portman the same ever again....0_0 Posted over a year ago

HOLD THE FRONT DOOR! Where the hell did alismouha go? His name took me to the fanpop home page! Did he quit?! If so then that sucks. He was funny....
D:
Posted over a year ago

how do i make a club Posted over a year ago

Me to my dad: You know... The rooms upatsies are very evenly sized on both sides. You did a nice job, Daddy-o!
Dad: ... I did that so it would be perfetcly symmetical...
Me: -bursts out laughing-
Dad: You're surprised? Where did you think you got it from, your mom?
Me: No... That's not why I'm laughing...
Dad: Wh-
Me: Never mind, Dad. Never mind... XD Posted over a year ago

Yay!

Its my Birthday today!! :D Im now 16! :D Posted over a year ago

Finally I got the inter net back after 5 months cut and my country is done from war Posted over a year ago

I Gotta A+ On My Math Test....O_O Posted over a year ago

1. Go to Google Maps.
2. Type in "Herman-Giest Stadium, Hazleton, PA"
3. Change to Satellite Mode
4. And zoom in all the way. Posted over a year ago

Unscramble.

1. PNEIS
2. HTIELR
3. NGGERI
4. BTUTSXE

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1. Spine.
2. Lither.
3. Ginger.
4. Subtext.

Posted over a year ago

"ACTION!  ...Are we rolling Johnathan?"

"Ummm... Gay, Elephant Noise?"

"Perfect!" Posted over a year ago

i started school today. My school say ends at 5:10pm Posted over a year ago

Guys, what would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now." O___O I read that on a meme. Posted over a year ago

Got a badge for this spot:D
Posted over a year ago

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS. O_O Posted over a year ago

Dog days are over:) Posted over a year ago

getting my GSCSE results tomorrow :/ Posted over a year ago

My friend just got her Fanpop account. She saw that Facebook ad with that chick Stephanie and the fake friend request and thought it's real. She's still convinced it's real. I try to talk her out of it. She doesn't believe me. Posted over a year ago

Heading off to school... bleck. Posted over a year ago

all it take is faith, trust, and pixie dust!!!!!!

i have no idea what i just say Posted over a year ago

F**k you
F**k you
F**k you

Your cool

I'm out! Posted over a year ago

Omg, Finnick!!!!! Posted over a year ago

I'm a ganster i'm a stright up G the ganster life is the life for me! Posted over a year ago

link
Forget 10 minute challenges, try this 10 hour challenge. B) Posted over a year ago

Why does Selena Gomez look like my grandma? The world may never know... Posted over a year ago

Why does everyone think Justin Bieber is a girl? I mean I gotta admit he did sound like a girl but he's not a girl. I don't care if u call him gay or transexual but callin him a girl? Dude...seriously -.- Posted over a year ago

Why, why does nyan cat dominate the recent images now? :/ Posted over a year ago

Why does Rebecca Black wanna a klondike bar? The world may never know... Posted over a year ago