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Who else gets it? Posted over a year ago

The Hobbit comes out on my birthday....

....best fucking birthday present ever~ ♥ Posted over a year ago

Let's start a Riot bitch XD Posted over a year ago

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? Posted over a year ago

You're only there until you aren't. Posted over a year ago

There's a picture of a guy that looks EXACTLY like the Doctor in my Algebra 1 textbook.
Win. Posted over a year ago

Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage!
Then comes blame,
Then comes despair,
Two hearts broken beyond repair.
Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree,
D-I-V-O-R-C-E

link Posted over a year ago

"Help! These aren't my legs!!!!"
Hehehe.... Run! Run! A purple rumbling hoover flyer is after you Posted over a year ago

I seriously think I need to make an article saying that "100 things X does or Y does" are opinions and not facts. Everyone seem to think everything is set in stone. If you are an anime fan you can't like western media or if you like sports you can't like anything that's not sports. Or a tomboy has this one way of thinking and nothing else. Alot of people don't understand everyone is different and won't react or interact with the same things in the same way at the same time. Posted over a year ago

Take your dual fork

Fuck yourself twice Posted over a year ago

Guy 1: Let's play "I spy".
Guy 2: OK.
Guy 1: I spy something annoying.
Guy 2: Um, my penis?
Guy 1: No, Justin Bieber.
Guy 2: WTF?! JB is not that annoying! Posted over a year ago

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life just to waste time in class. Posted over a year ago

I think my mind is telling me something.

All last night. I had a continuous dream of me eating tuna fish and nothing else. Just sandwich after sandwich after sandwich. Posted over a year ago

KEITH IS 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME Posted over a year ago

Me: *over text message* hey what r u bringing home to eat?
My aunt: Sonic
Me: *in my head* She's bringing me a speedy blue hedgehog to eat? O_O

XD thought it was funny to share this Posted over a year ago

˝Subtle racism
It's hard to pin it, cause you'd only understand if you were me for just a minute.
This one kid said something that was really bad,
He said I wasn't really black because I had a dad.
I think that's kinda sad, mostly cause a lot of black kids think they should agree with that.˝ Posted over a year ago

"omgg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cutee. omgg im soo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzz lyke loll im like the kewlest gurl evarr"

Can I just say that anyone who types/talks that way shouldn't talk with me? The second someone does that. I will flip off the handle with them. And especially if they talk that way about things I like?

link Posted over a year ago

poop Posted over a year ago

"Make my wish come true, let darkness slip aside
Hiding all our hope, mocking what we treasure
Battles we can win, if we believe our souls
Hang in for the light, till dawn
Fate will not leave you, hate will not heal you
Pray and one day, peace shall flow everywhere~" Posted over a year ago

Are we humans... or are we dancers? Posted over a year ago

"And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'll understand....When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am..." ♪♫ Posted over a year ago

A Good Museum Is A Museum Who Gives You A Skeleton Of Dinosaurs Posted over a year ago

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? Posted over a year ago

I wish I was famous for singing :3 Posted over a year ago

it's NOT a hipster pic, it's a picture of RAIN because the poem on it is 1 i wrote called IT DOES RAIN u IDIOTS! Posted over a year ago

Random lady I don't know called me on the phone and started talking to me in Italian. I understood everything she said and replied to her in French. And so we talked...

Win. Posted over a year ago

I am busy, still so bored. Posted over a year ago

Big fish little fish card board box ! ت Posted over a year ago

iPhone Battery: 100%
Me: :DDDD
*1 minute later*
iPhone battery: 99%
Me: The feelings gone... Posted over a year ago

ت Posted over a year ago

Stretching.

Oh....ohh.....ohhh........ohhh yaaaaaaaoooooowwww!!! IT HURTS!!!!! Posted over a year ago

It's my birthday today! Hope everyone has a nice day. ^^ Posted over a year ago

the banner is bloody awesome :D Posted over a year ago

how badass are we? Think about it! Every single night, we go to bed's, make ourselves comfortable, and say...

"Fuck you consciousness. I'm going to sleep."

....

....

Brain: "Think again sucker." Posted over a year ago

How to tell if you are too addicted to soda.

Red, White, and Blue.

Now if you thought of a Pepsi, I have some bad news for you. Posted over a year ago

So I just came back from seeing Twlight Breaking Dawn part 2, that movie is epic. It's so good it's up there with Harry Potter, I think everyone here should go see it, even if your NOT a fan. I wasn't a fan of Twlight until right now. I watched the other movies of Twlight for the hell of it the other day. Those movies didn't really get me into Twlight until I seen Breaking Dawn part 2. Wooo! I'm a now a Twlight Fan, a very late one. xD Posted over a year ago

3 more days. Posted over a year ago

My little sisters won't stop trying to use my mum's old saxaphone. Oh my freaking gosh, WHY DO THEY LIKE THAT FREAKING SAXAPHONE SO MUCH?! GUUUUUUHHH!! Posted over a year ago

Why am I naming random indie games? :P Posted over a year ago

Cave Story Posted over a year ago

LIMBO Posted over a year ago

Castle Crashers Posted over a year ago

Dear Esther Posted over a year ago

Super Meat Boy Posted over a year ago

Why am I naming random indie games? Posted over a year ago

The World of Goo Posted over a year ago

Minecraft Posted over a year ago

Hotline Miami Posted over a year ago

Terraria Posted over a year ago

Fez Posted over a year ago

The Binding of Isaac Posted over a year ago

My neighbour called the cops because I had Metallica on too loud.

They arrested him. Posted over a year ago

Sometimes, it is necessary. My neighbors were playing some horrible music that was almost loud enough to shake our house. We fought fire with fire. We played DBZ, Bleach, and FMA music as loud as we possibly could. We prevailed and proceeded to play this...

link Posted over a year ago

People,
I'm really sorry about that quiz question I submitted. It was just supposed to be a joke! I'm sorry if it caused you any inconvenience!
~Blondie Posted over a year ago

There are those times I just want to go back to the past and kick the ass of my younger self for all the stupid things I've done when I was younger. Posted over a year ago

"Being good is good." ~Lee Everett 2012 Posted over a year ago

They say that your father was a great you must be what's left need to stop hating on gays let'em teach you how to dress Posted over a year ago

I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
and guess what's inside it! Posted over a year ago

I don't think anyone will care but I got my dedicated metal for this club! :D

.....Yeah no one probably cares.... Posted over a year ago

I was chilling in my room, all alone, or so I thought. I suddenly felt strange and looked over to see my cat staring at me with this weird smile-like expression.

"Stop looking at me like that.......smug bastard...." Posted over a year ago

No matter what you say
What you do
What you say isn't true
I'm not taking orders from you Posted over a year ago

"We can change the whole world,
Gonna take it over,
Gonna start it over,

Don't you we can be a new beginning,
Fighting till we're winning,
Tell me that you're in,
And don't you want to be

A superhero,
Superhero,
Superhero?"

Simon Curtis - Superhero Posted over a year ago

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! :) Posted over a year ago

Who wants to eat my wiener? Posted over a year ago

I just made a new club called Miabear1998 and Ya'll are free to join if you want to know me better. Thanx. Posted over a year ago

for anyone that's interested...Rise of the Guardians, deserves more fan's than what it's got

link Posted over a year ago

HEY, GUYS!!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!<333 Posted over a year ago

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!

Well unless you're Canadian, then Happy Late Thanksgiving! Posted over a year ago

!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone !!!!! Posted over a year ago

yeralayer Posted over a year ago

Me: *Searches Bart and Jaime pictures on Google* There has GOT to be some good bromance pictures here....*Search results show up* HOLY CRAP THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAAAANNNTTT!! NO SHIPITY-SHIP-SHIP!!*Exits window*
(Shipity-ship-ship? XD) Posted over a year ago

Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea~ Posted over a year ago

The Most Awkward Moment Of My Life Is When I Was On School Posted over a year ago

Got back from thanksgiving dinner.

Mashed potatoes.
Mac and cheese.
Green bean casserole.
Some red stuff they "claimed" was cranberry sauce.
Stuffing.
More stuffing
Pumpkin pie
Turkey
Ham
Gravy (Duh)
Pumpkin bread
Chocolate pie
LARGE tub of cool whip (That came after the dinner. ALL MINE!)
Oh, and some other pies that I didn't like....

And now, I'm sitting here, 90 lbs heavier, drinking soda. Nearly perfect day, except I had to interact with people...... Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when someone misunderstands the word "Bromance"..... Posted over a year ago

link

put beccyieblade as who refered you Posted over a year ago

I will grab you by the neck, throw you on the ground, hold you down with needles, and SPIT IN YOUR NOSE! Posted over a year ago

yee-haw! accordint to my friend, this week has officially been declared Random week! so everyone go wild with your Random postings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

My little cousin is worrying me. I mean,he called me and my friend dumb for not liking gangnam style,then he said that we have opinions,and that in his opinion is that it is the best. If we both have different opinions,then why the hell did you call us dumb!? ._. Posted over a year ago

Every Thanksgiving.

Me: "Ugh....man, I'm just not that hungry...." *Eats 1 helping.*

*Pies come.*

Me: *Takes a whole one and runs.* Posted over a year ago

The Only One Way To Become Gay Is Think Gay And You Must Love It Posted over a year ago

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
MAKE IT LAST FOREVER
FRIENDSHIP NEVER EEENNNNNNNDSSSS
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE
TAKING IS TOO EASY
BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OOHHHHHHHHHHH Posted over a year ago

Me: *sat on the toilet*
*gets a text*
Friend: what you up to?
Me: watching tv.
HAHAHAHAHA LIES Posted over a year ago

There is actually a word in Japanese for "Bloody Bowel Discharge."???????

I must check this..... Posted over a year ago

come at me bro Posted over a year ago

it is truly startling how good previously sandwiched onions taste on chips....... Posted over a year ago

Did ya know how wide u can open ur mouth is the same length as ur ear and if it aint true on u u just aint normal! Posted over a year ago

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places,
worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression,
no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

-Mad World (Gary Jules) Posted over a year ago

Honestly I am kinda sick of fanpop being primarily female dominated. (No offense to alot of you) But there's simply not enough for a guy to do and fanpop boring already. Plus I find it highly annoying when some fangirls act like they own the place (Questions,forum,etc)

I got used to this status quo for the longest but now I am just sick and tired of it. Posted over a year ago

I really hate it when I'm somewhere like the grocery store and someone comes up to me and is all like "Hey! What are you doing here?"

And I just go...
"What
Dahell
does
it
look like
I'm doing
here..........?" Posted over a year ago

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Happy International Men's Day! Posted over a year ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted over a year ago

Im not joking join my club, SkyDekeres700 Posted over a year ago

*Doing a report, when suddenly.*

Alexander the Great: "Diogenes, can I do anything for you?"

Diogenes: "Ya, move over, you're blocking my view."

Me: "Please pour cold water over the burned area." Posted over a year ago

why is life such a roller coaster? and why is there so much down and so little up? :\ Posted over a year ago

Someone doesn't reply

Paranoia: You're annoying them, they hate you, stop talking to them you obsessive idiot

This is me. Without a doubt.↑ Posted over a year ago

can you guys answer this question? link Posted over a year ago

WHAT DID YOU DO TO PANDA!? Posted over a year ago

Hey a normal fan of MLP:FiM (although not a brony, just a fan) here to tell you that not all who watch the show are annoying fucks who shove it on people's face *ahem*MissMichele*ahem* Posted over a year ago