God I hate vomiting. Just can't stand nausea. Especially when it's out of the blue like this. At least I'm better now. Well not all the way better but just ok for now. So how are y'all feeling? Hope nobody's suddenly sick like me. And don't worry. It's not covid Posted over a year ago

Hello, I'm the Fuckboy Supreme
I fuck myself so you don't have to Posted over a year ago

Ah we have finally flushed the turd out of the white house. Hopefully going forward we can avoid being constipated. Long time coming and it still feels surreal. Fuck that guy. And now just listening to all of his post presidency problems and all of the tears his circle is making when they realize this failure of an administration is going to follow them forever... Quite truly amazing. Finally that fucking bastard is out of office and hopefully will be barred from holding it. Posted over a year ago

Is it me, or am I disiking sociology class? Maybe it's because of the idea that I can't be in a classroom to debate with people... Posted over a year ago

Are you ready for Killer Cream King's Circlejerk Circumcision Challenge, gamers? Posted over a year ago

I should probably mention, that for the record not all my songs has to be heavy metal.. I also like Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd Posted over a year ago

so, January is almost over and i just wanna ask: how's the start of 2021 been for you so far? Posted over a year ago

hard to believe we're half way though janurary already Posted over a year ago

All empty words and all rhymes will fade
As the light of last candle flickers away
If the story is over, this chapter my last
Let it be my best one, let it be my own 🎶 Posted over a year ago

Seasons they come seasons they go
Observing them in their perfect flow
Changing my life as they pass me by
Drying my tears letting them die
In the sunrise I am born again
In the sunset I die again 🎶 Posted over a year ago

POG !!!! Posted over a year ago

If we can go one fucking week without American society humiliating itself, I will eat my own foreskin Posted over a year ago

I am back^^ Posted over a year ago

Do I strike women?
Why absolutely
If they wanna throw down in the Thunderdome, show off their skills, who am I to turn them away?
That's called gender equality
And the fact that you think women can't stand against a man in a fight
Well who's the sexist one here, ya sexist piece of shit Posted over a year ago

ever get scared about the pandemic just remember.. Least it's not BLACK DEATH Posted over a year ago

I'm making a deal with myself to stop watching rick and morty for a bit.. I think it's starting to depress me considering I'm already down from the pendemic lockdown, and should stop watching a show as negative feeling as them.. Posted over a year ago

For the Super Bowl this year, have all the teams log onto Rocket League and stream it lel Posted over a year ago

what a crazy year Posted over a year ago

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NIGER?! Posted over a year ago

Birthday check! ✋ And my 23rd Anniversary is a fact lmao.

Hope everyone has a great day !!!! Posted over a year ago

So Texas finally decided to have some snow now, eh? Posted over a year ago

I'm Captain Lou Albano talking to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone who asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill. Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabiah, your minister. Your moms, your dads, your teachers. Because drugs can kill, and if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.
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please Posted over a year ago

Never. Online. Dating. Again. Not even trying any longer... Posted over a year ago

Accidantally tried pot.. ended up in hospital.. no really, Rick and Morty got me paranoid as shit and ended up needing a hospital visit.. thank god I found out I was only high without knowing.. thought it was somethin worse.. Posted over a year ago

well, we're a week into 2021 and.... Trump and his supporters already decide to fuck up big times.
dear sweet Jesus, i hope and pray this isn't a sign of how the rest of the year is like. *fingers crossed* Posted over a year ago

One Week within 2021 Posted over a year ago

howdy y'all! i'm back after a 5-day break. was outta town with my family Posted over a year ago

It's been so long that I feel like my acc is almost dead XD Posted over a year ago

What up, y'all? How's it going for ya in the brand new year so far? Still enjoying the fact that that nightmare hellish year known as 2020 is finally history? Posted over a year ago

You know
When I was a kid and saw grown ups getting angry about politics, actually throwing out theories, talking about cash and all that, I thought adults were way dumber than kids and I never wanted to be one
Now, in the political climate of the 20s, I've come to realize
Child me was more right than he ever even realized
Fuck adults! Posted over a year ago

Canada24 is still an asshole, why is he still here Posted over a year ago

You're not just a clown
You're the entire circus Posted over a year ago

Least in Jet-Black, and a few others I finally have people two, I may finally have people to enjoy Korn with.. Metal is too heavy for most of my family, and even my sister isn't into it anymore.. Posted over a year ago

Facebook mods are taking their sweet time when removing fake accounts 😒 Posted over a year ago

Okay, but guys, consider it
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It's a convincing argument, you gotta admit. Posted over a year ago

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I've been binge watching Rick and Morty most of the pendemic, and now I heard there's an easter egg in my little pony, a show I use to watch, mostly in secret. I wouldn't put it past Rick's abilities, just not sure why he'd be there.. Unless Morty forced them, which honestly would sound about right, Morty wanting to go somewhere happy and innocent.. Posted over a year ago

I really should get back to writing.. it may be only fanfiction, but I still take pride in them.. or try to at least.. For now it's easier than having to actualy make one.. not there yet Posted over a year ago

So you decided to disappear for a whole year and then have the audacity to say Goodbye after making me worry for a fucking 12 months?

I am happy you are alive.
Just wished you said it from the start. Posted over a year ago

It was fun dropping my questions quickly XD goodnight will see you around later^^ Posted over a year ago

Black-eyed peas, chicken, cornbread, dumplings, cabbage, and salt pork for dinner. What's everyone having for their New Year's feast? Posted over a year ago

Are you feeling lonely?
Then come visit my site
I'm not afraid of two Jacks, an Observer, and Midnight.
I'm as crazy as an ape on this track, just check the links
You'll find more than you bargained for when you come for the kinks
I'll perform a seance to tell this moose that he's just useless
Any attack from a hack and his jacked friends on me is fruitless
When you find my site you'll be tongue tied like when I rap and diss
This staticy kid's so lonely I bet he would try and fap to this Posted over a year ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!
thank god 2020 is done and over with. let's hope 2021 offers us something good Posted over a year ago

Happy New Year, ya'll!!! Thank God 2020 is finally over with. I sure hope to Christ that everything will be back to normal this year. Please God no more Coronavirus this and COVID-19 that. We cannot take no more. We've been had enough of it already from the start Posted over a year ago

Happy New Years
And Happy New Fears, given how things have gone so far this decade Posted over a year ago

Wishing everyone a very Happy New Year 2021! May y'all have all the best.~ 💖🙌🎆🎉🥂☀️🍀 Posted over a year ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR Posted over a year ago

I don't know about you uys, but using Google Maps to pretend you're traveling somewhere is fun :) Posted over a year ago

oh thank Christ! we're here! only a few hours left, and 2020 will be over. thank fucking god! this abysmal year is finally ending. thank you God almighty! Posted over a year ago

Oh, hi, I didn't see you there...
That's what you were expecting me to say, right?
What, you think I didn't hear you stumble in here, mouth agape, expecting a classy intro when you don't even give me a hello
You think you're fucking cute when you do.
Come here, pussy. I'll show you cute! Posted over a year ago

I'm on lockdown for Janurary.. I guess it'll be a time to start up RDR2.. Gonna need it Posted over a year ago

If God is so damn great and powerful, why hasn't he accepted by offer to fight?
Yeah, that's right, I'm calling you out, God!
Quit being a coward and fight me!
And if your son wants to throw down, I'll take him on too! Posted over a year ago

Funny how life works.. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't extremely bored that one halloween in 2012 Posted over a year ago

I finally Coraline.. Was expecting a bit more after all getting so many recommendations over the years.. But still a great film nontheless.. Posted over a year ago

well janurary is lockdown again... no jokes, I'm just sad about it Posted over a year ago

Gravity Falls Season 3: Back in Alameda County Edition
Ep 1: Dipper gets into a police chase on I-880 at a sideshow at 2am Posted over a year ago

Hey, man
A pervert is just a regular guy who got caught
Who the fuck are you to judge Posted over a year ago

so there's this girl i had in the same class from my first year of college. i really wanna ask her out, but damn it, i'm too nervous Posted over a year ago

As awful as this year is overall, this Christmas was one of better ones. I finally get to spend some quality time with my parents! Posted over a year ago

I needed christmas this yeah, it's been a rough year Posted over a year ago

Merry Chrismas
I don't know who this Chris guy is or why he's so special
But Merry Chrismas anyway Posted over a year ago

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! :D :D Posted over a year ago

Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!~ 💝🎄☃️🎅 Posted over a year ago

@Nonoobs/MikasaAOT245 You really must have a failed life. You are fail trolling users on a dead site. Is your life truly that amazingly useless that you you have to keep it up? Wow that's not even annoyance I feel for you but utter pity. I would tell you to get a life and get laid but I can't imagine anyone liking you or actually willing to allow you to fuck them. Let go of that butthurt. Maybe once you do. Maybe just maybe people would actually care about you. Posted over a year ago

Just because it's Christmas time, my mom is finally gonna let me have a margarita for the first time tomorrow. I wonder what it'll be like. I know I don't actually look a day over 30 but just because I don't look old enough to drink, doesn't mean I'm not. But y'all know how parents are. No matter how old we get, we still look like 5 year olds in their eyes. But I literally look like 14 years old in everybody's eyes. I sure hope this stuff will taste good Posted over a year ago

I wish everyone a great Christmas full of safety, comfort, relaxation and love. Posted over a year ago

>Most exhaust "kits" are just overglorified mufflers with an exhaust pipe attached to it Posted over a year ago

Christmas is the best time of year
i know it's cliched, but it's true Posted over a year ago

I can't believe people are growing out of Christmas, for me i'm sorta growing out of Halloween not Christmas.. I'll always love this holiday! ^^ Posted over a year ago

well, today was a slow day for this club lol Posted over a year ago

Hey, fossils in Congress
When you're eating the asshole of the fossils in the entertainment industry, don't forget to blow the dust out so you don't get any in your mouth Posted over a year ago

I'm going to have your ass if you don't stop messing around with those cosplaying rejects from a porno Posted over a year ago

Donald J. Trump: the president who brought election years to a whole new literal meaning. Posted over a year ago

Guys please enjoy yourselves,Have a safe christmas😎as for me I'm going to enjoy a long ass break.😸👋🏼 Posted over a year ago

Girls Night Out: Oh my god, Stacy, I think I'm pregnant. But this margarita is so good
Boys Night Out: link Posted over a year ago

hey baby
are you a shower?
'cause i'd like to turn you on

*drops mic* that's my time, ladies and gentlemen! Posted over a year ago

''Doesn't make sense but it makes dollars.'' Posted over a year ago

A sentence that has eight words in it. Posted over a year ago

Well, like they say in Brooklyn
Better to get cancelled than cancer Posted over a year ago

Good morning 😸 Posted over a year ago

Whenever I need a good laugh I read one of those ''video games create killers'' articles.. It's not real, it doesn't work like that in real life.. Posted over a year ago

just saw Wolfwalkers today.... easily my pick for best animated movie of the year Posted over a year ago

Reject Humanity,Return to Monke Posted over a year ago

howdy folks! Posted over a year ago

Hey, what's up? Posted over a year ago

Merry Christmas (in case I'm not able to say it next week)! Posted over a year ago

Just as all hope seemed lost, my brothers gift finally arrived in the mall Posted over a year ago

I cannot be the only one who's seen Jingle Jangle on Netflix.. I cannot stop listening to the soundtrack--... And I liked it to the point I've decided to place Buddy as my pfp.. Help- Posted over a year ago

I love Christmas! I cannot wait for it to come around! Posted over a year ago

only a week left 'til Christmas. damn, how time flies! Posted over a year ago

I love Korn, yet I can not stand their song ''twist''.. I just hate whenever John does that. Posted over a year ago

Reminder that Tom Tillis will suck your dick for $2000
That may sound like a lot, but when you remember that this man is the public toilet for Disney, Comcast, and more multi-billionaire dollar conglomerates, $2000 ain't shit. Posted over a year ago

the prideful side of me finds myself the perfect shade of gothic.. I like spooky videos and scary music, heavy metal, and band shirts.. But I don't go around talking about how fucked the world is and wearing black makeup.. That's weird Posted over a year ago

this is the last time I do online shopping.. still hasn't arrived, and I payed in november Posted over a year ago

that moment when you poke a girl's belly button by accident.... Posted over a year ago

*Hugs everyone here*
😎
Just a hug no one says anything about kissing fuck off. Posted over a year ago

i used to have a crush back in high-school that i didn't get a chance with. she got together with somebody else from my class Posted over a year ago

My world destruction senses are tingling, and now I have the urge to blame a president for something. Posted over a year ago