Teacher: Why didn't you come school yesterday? Student: my dad's in the hospital. 7days later, Teacher: is your dad still in the hospital? Student:Yes....he's a doctor
Posted over a year ago
Well, I joined 6 years later in 2012. Seems I got pretty late at the party... From what I learned, I would love the see Fanpop's early days !!!!over a year ago
Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21.
HERE NOW STOP COMPLAINING XD
Posted over a year ago
Is anyone else on here right now getting the same massive image wipe-out glitch that I am? None of the pictures to virtually anything are loading, huh.
Probably just me, it always is. XD
Posted over a year ago
"Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21." Darn, just when things were getting active right here. Idk, I think it would of been better if they did it during the weekdays. Don't people spend more time online on weekends? Seems like unfortunate timing, idk.
Posted over a year ago
Teacher: What do you do after school? 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo ..2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo. 4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework. Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Yakobo
Posted over a year ago
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
Posted over a year ago
I like having Regina as my icon because when I leave dumb comments I can picture her saying them and it provides me with entertainment.
Posted over a year ago
Idk why people use their memory as a way to prove something sucks or whatever because they forgot it. I mean, I forget what I did yesterday and I'm pretty sure my day didn't suck. I forget parts from amazing / good movies, yet I can remember some of the stupid stuff in The Room. Forgetting something in a movie or whatever is not good evidence that it sucked, yet some people act like it is.
(No real reason for this rambling :P)
Posted over a year ago
I agree. It is nice to see someone bringing it up. Most people tend to focus on the negative aspects rather than the positive ones no matter the contrast between them. For some reason, the first always seem easier to remember !!!!over a year ago
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Nowavailable with scented lemon or vanilla.
Posted over a year ago
I listen to Jungleterror, grime, bassline, big room house, hardstyle, progressive house, some UK hip-hop artists, some Southern hip-hop artists (not counting the mumble rappers), some contemporary pop, future house, ghetto mainstream (a new music genre founded by Ibranovski but I think it's just bass house), future hard house, future bass, trap, UK garage, etc.over a year ago
Then I watch Pokémon, Regular Show, Azumanga Daioh, Loonatics Unleashed, Static Shock, some documentaries on Holland and Surinam, etc. Then I listen to Far East Movement as well.over a year ago
Now is probably the best time to have a porn addiction. Like, it's really hard to break, but at least you aren't having to pay for that shit.
Posted over a year ago
A cockroach's last word to Andrew:
'Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous i make your wife scream more than you do when i climb her'
Posted over a year ago
My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away.
Posted over a year ago
I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"
Posted over a year ago
"Can't stop smiling" got locked out of my account for almost a week, just now all that sudden I remembered it and started jumping up and down. YES.. I finally remembered and now I'm back
Posted over a year ago
Watching it, its okay xD I remember these shark facts from the show lol. It's educational and you learn about sharks. Although, Kenny isn't exactly super likeable looking at it as an adult...xDover a year ago
I hate guys who inbox girls, asking for their numbers. Ladies, if you agree with me, inbox me with your numbers so we can discuss this matter in more detail.!!
Posted over a year ago
Here's my thing about gender identity. I really don't give a fuck about your gender. I will call you by gender neutral pronouns and you can go and have fun identifying as whatever the fuck you want. Call me transphobic, but I don't worry about what doesn't effect me.
Posted over a year ago
I bet you $ 13456324567 dollars you didn't read that number. You just skipped right over it. You didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but you went back and looked.
Posted over a year ago
I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left"
Posted over a year ago
Alright fellow members. PAY ATTENTION! Since the technique of Multiple Answer Posting is on high demand, after a bit of thinking, I decided to share the secret with everyone. Honestly, it is pretty simple. The way of doing that was right under your noses all this time. Just see this instruction video and you will understand. Honestly, for some reason it is terribly unpopular despite working. Anyway, here you go !!!!
Plus, I had been waiting to use that infamous meme prank for a long time so don't judge me. EgoMouse: Yep. I even placed it in my Favorites playlist just for these kind of purposes. I want to be prepared for similar situations !!!!over a year ago
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonalds ?!!
Posted over a year ago
Attention please: Today is March 06, 2017 03 + 06 + 17 = 26 Its the 21st century: 21 x 26 = 546 Now we add the two Numbers: 546 + 2017 = 2563 As you can see this number has no meaning at all. Thanks for your attention.
Posted over a year ago
The other day i saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "i'm supporting the one with the knife" ...You must have seen how fast they both ran away.
Posted over a year ago
Erm, if you mean in a romantic way, no. Different species, won't work out. But love as in love to draw em, sure. The more complex, the better.over a year ago
I think I know why I like relating myself and other people I care about to fictional characters. It's like whenever I see the characters that cause these realizations to come up. It just reminds me of how awesome the people I care about are. There's also profiling and understanding people but I gotta say I do it for the other reason just as well.
Posted over a year ago
^Ya. In life there's always patterns. One of my hobbies is to simply decode them. What are the correlations? Why do we do the things we do? What makes us the way we are?over a year ago
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted.
Posted over a year ago
1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this bs
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time
Posted over a year ago
I hate it when girls on Fanpop ask me to be their boyfriend. One reason is because I don't want an online relationship in the first place. And the second reason is because I have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them and telling them that I'm gay. Yesterday I had to do it for the second time this week. >~<'
Posted over a year ago
For some reason, gay guys are asked out by girls frequently. I can't understand this phenomenon, but it just happens. This seems to unaffect bisexual men.over a year ago
Awkward indeed. It is mostly coming from pre-teens who are really looking forward to having a relationship. They see it as a game. It is not like it can affect them offline. I had a similar experience on Facebook. Just saying hi, asking how are you, giving you a compliment and when you respond, BAAAM! You have been declared as her boyfriend !!!!over a year ago
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.
Posted over a year ago
A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband said to the wife "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love you" Wife said "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I love you too......!!!
Posted over a year ago
It's good to be adventurous, but don't be too adventurous with new foods. You might just end up with and have a bowl of rice noodles with tofu, chicken, octopus, corn, broccoli, and a MOUNTAIN of rosemary, other herbs, and random seasonings and spices....Don't be adventurous like me.
Posted over a year ago
Alright, you guys can choke on herbs and burn your mouths with spices all you want, but I'm not doing something crazy like that again. XDover a year ago
Idk but when I play as certain characters in some video games. I give no fucks at all. 1v5 Okay. 1v5 with turrets with dangerous hazard Okay. I am pretty much yippee ki yay mother fucker all over people man. I am worse at nighttime but goddamn it is SOOOOO liberating nott o give a fuck. It's therapeutic.
Posted over a year ago
OMG! My mom just told me that on 2/28/17 i have to get my top braces! I thought i would get them past March, but i was W R O N G! Idk how it is like to have braces, but from what my friend told me, she said it will hurt like a toothace, but throughout my whole mouth. I now dont know if im exsited to get them or not.
Posted over a year ago
I stopped using my social media accounts all of the sudden as soon as my dad added me, then started monitoring me.. Coincidence? Sure!!
Posted over a year ago
I don't particularly know why, maybe because I was in a pensive mood, but while I was showering I had the sudden urge to self-improve my person. I want to develop more healthier habits, and start exercising regularly. I want to better express my emotions, and not really become more social, but improve my social skills or at least better understand people. Some of things I want to do I can't until I'm older and have a car and permit, but in the future I want to work a part time job-
Posted over a year ago
and just be more self sufficient. I want to be more knowledgeable about the world and myself, I'm going to try to start keeping a journal, but I usually become depressed when I try.. Maybe it's just me being a teenager, but I want to try changing and sticking with it. Or maybe this feeling will fade by tomorrow and I'll be back to me moody, isolated, anxious self. I wish this feeling turns into a permanent mindset however it's certainly a better feeling to have then feeling total soul-crushing paralyzing fear and anxiousness each blasted ticking second.over a year ago
Oh, the feels... I can understand that. It is the moment where a flash of inspiration rushes through you. Whenever I let myself relax I tend to make similar self-improving thoughts. I don't believe that this feeling can fade away. Rather, it stays locked up inside you, waiting to be released the next time you let yourself free. You can stick with it but it will require determination or you will just keep repeating yourself !!!!over a year ago
Semester starts tomorrow - if I was a good student, I'd block fanpop for a few months, the fantastic time-wasting and procrastination-enabling mechanism that it is. Not gonna happen though. What even is fanpop if it's not for wasting time and avoiding responsibilities?
Posted over a year ago
awesome. Good to know. @blind: Kevin, dude. long time. Good to see ya around. @8thegreat: Hannah, you are as awesome as ever, I see. Love your humor. Anyways, feeling nostalgic.over a year ago
I guess, it mostly depends on the person. If you are lucky enough, you might discover new, interesting and quite useful things but if you are not, you might fall into a dark, sick and depraved world which can leave you emotionally scarred !!!!over a year ago
I wouldn't want to live in it. I rather study from the outside. If by some chance said person is really fucked up do you really want to live in it?over a year ago
I just discovered what I sound like with helium. I cracked myself up. I have a naturally deep voice, (not deep enough to pass for a man), and I sound like a bass chipmunk or something.
Posted over a year ago
hello humans
i am back after many years off
is anyone interested enough to tell me what changed in here i can see new things and stuff
Posted over a year ago
Welcome back fellow. Well, there are a few changes like the chat box, more options when it comes to customization of a club and your profile as well having gold to do the latter. It will increase as you make more contributions !!!!over a year ago
I don't find it disturbing. I didn't think it was a love letter, though, just a list of reasons why you like a certain character from a show.over a year ago
Not at all. It was a simple and cute explanation of why you like her. It was fitting for you to express that love on that specific day !!!!over a year ago
"a comment was made to the answer: " .....Maybe Fanpop should provide the link under the word "comment" instead of the answer, because it's stupid seeing an update for a response under an "empty" answer that you can't click on.
Posted over a year ago