Metallica bitches Posted over a year ago

Would you look at that? Posted over a year ago

Hello mom it's been awhile since I heard your voice I mis......
Take me to the mall!
Okay ily too shit. Posted over a year ago

GOODNIGHT, DETROIT !!!! Posted over a year ago

I heard you were back in town.
.
Now I wanna hear you're gone. Posted over a year ago

Meowwwww the swagcat is back yeah!!!
how are you doing my fellow kittens !!!
nyaaaaaaaaaa Posted over a year ago

I spoke to God today and she said that she's ashamed
What have I become.
What have I done

I spoke to the devil today and he swears he's not to blame
And I understood 'cause I feel the same
Arms wide open
I stand alone
I'm no hero and I'm not made of stone
Right or wrong
I can hardly tell
🎶
🎶
🎶 Posted over a year ago

Me and my 2-litre Diet Pepsi. Posted over a year ago

So...lava is wet. Fight me 😂 Posted over a year ago

"Take On Me"
🎶 Posted over a year ago

Anyone remember the multiple-answer-response glitch? Posted over a year ago

Tuna out of a can with seasonings hits different 😋 Posted over a year ago

That feeling when you hate coming to fanpop but you still here. Posted over a year ago

The US just might ban TikTok.

link Posted over a year ago

They lied when they said all I needed was a mask and gloves to go out in
public! Everybody else had on clothes! Posted over a year ago

and remember kids, wear your seatbelts! Posted over a year ago

Hey everyone what's up?
Hope you're all staying safe Posted over a year ago

Hey guys, Fanpop County Sheriff here. Just a quick reminder that while exercising, keep your mask on, as it is the new norm, and by working out without a mask, you will be at a disadvantage as you will be able to breathe at a quicker rate than those normally wearing a mask, leaving you not as adapted in real-world situations. Additionally, we are monitoring all "meats" that go on, and will enforce e-social distancing and real social distancing as well.

Signed,
Depu T. Dawg | FCSD Posted over a year ago

"Send me location." -Khabib Nurmagomedov Posted over a year ago

i returned here after 4 long years.. :) Posted over a year ago

Deep breath in. Deep breath out. Don't forget to live. Everything's going to be alright. Posted over a year ago

You left your lunch in the fridge. Posted over a year ago

Sorry I'm late to the conference call guys, had to find my mask. Posted over a year ago

you ever played ghost recon wildlands.., My brother got me it for christmas, I am a huge gamer.. And covid was an excuse to start playng wildlands.. glad I did, even bought the sequel during covid.., After all, video games are getting me though this.. Posted over a year ago

We finished the pages we swore to never write
We went through the stages and left it all behind
My wicked dreams they never seem
To get in line with what we've ended
We're still pretending 🎸 Posted over a year ago

Can't wait for the aliens to strike on Independence Day 2020 Posted over a year ago

Happy 4th of July everyone! Happy Independence Day America! Posted over a year ago

Happy Independence Day! Posted over a year ago

I hope that everyone has a Happy July 4th & just a great day in general!~ ❤️ 🤍 💙 🇺🇸 🎆 Posted over a year ago

Not a big fan of Billie Eilish, but Billie Eilish when remixed slaps😃🔊

Especially the ambient drum and bass versions of her songs. Posted over a year ago

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now.... Posted over a year ago

I'm liking this profile pic I just got. Posted over a year ago

Just a heads up for anyone. I and a few other peeps are having trouble uploading images in forums. Might be a site issue, but hopefully, it'll fix itself shortly. ^-^; Posted over a year ago

Twitter is the greatest preservation of history ever
Where you can get publicly shamed and executed over the smallest, most inconsistent things ever from a group of irrational brainlets, just like the good ol' days of Salem, Massachusetts Posted over a year ago

for at least one day, Canada can focus on their 'own' country instead blabing on about what's happening America, and who Trump offended.. Don't worry, in 3 days Canada can return to pretending to be ther older brother.. Posted over a year ago

Happy Canadian Day from an American
I would sing a tune, but the only song I know that is remotely about Canada is Blame Canada from the South Park movie Posted over a year ago

Happy Canada Day! Happy Birthday Canada! Posted over a year ago

When someone keeps on giving you their option, even tho you know you never asked for it: link Posted over a year ago

Today is my birthday 🎈🎂🎁🎉🎊 Posted over a year ago

You know, I know god has a plan for everything, but there comes a time when you look at the economic crisis, corona, the protests, modern U.S. politics, murder hornets, and now a dust bowl, you just gotta go into a confessional and ask god, "What the fuck!?" Posted over a year ago

Turns out Zanny was right. The Americans are being banned from Europe.

link Posted over a year ago

Please read Posted over a year ago

Me: *Sigh* I worry about our society sometimes.

Me a couple of minutes later at 7:18am lacking the 8 or more necessary hours of sleep: Tbh FUCK society. Posted over a year ago

Guys, I'm here to tell you that it's true
Every last bit of it is true
5G does spread corona
The earth is flat
Masks not only do not prevent corona, but actually increases the chances of getting corona
Vaccines cause autism
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows
The moon really is made of cheese
And Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny are in fact real
I know it's true. I checked
On Facebook
Fuck you, Bill Gates Posted over a year ago

Just to let you guys know, I have no reception or wifi where I am staying, so I won't be on again for at least a week, maybe longer. Anyway, take it easy ya'll and stay safe and healthy :) Posted over a year ago

I'm the conjurer of demons
I'm the father of your death
I bring forth the ancient evil
I control his every breath
I instigate your misfortune
With the birth of killing trolls
I awaken armageddon
Feeding on a thousand souls Posted over a year ago

No face no case,
At the end of the day,
No face no case,
Putting bands in the safe,
No face no case,
I don't fuck with you lames,
No face no case,
At the end of the day. Posted over a year ago

Never forget that Jeezus Loueezus Christ died for your sins Posted over a year ago

Chamoy- and tamarind-flavoured energy drink should be a thing. Posted over a year ago

I just had a cocktail of orange juice, vodka and rum and I can confirm that The Beastie Boys lied to me
The Brass Monkey isn't funky at all! Posted over a year ago

Fuck fanpop. Posted over a year ago

I've invested a lot of time into Fanpop. If anybody wants to talk and be friends, feel free to DM me. I'm feeling kinda lonely and its getting a little bit painful. And also a bit agitating. Posted over a year ago

Imagine if Neo was like, 70 something and still trying to lean backwards.

*Incoming bullets*

Neo: *leans back*

Also Neo: *Speaking In Life Alert* Help! I have leaned back and I can't lean up!

Some Random Rapper: Introducing DOUBLE CUPS, for when your back doubles back to that old pain! Posted over a year ago

My FL Studio is coming in 😁 Posted over a year ago

Tfw you finally have tickets to the Netherlands and the EU considers banning American travelers. I swear to god I’m done getting my hopes up for anything. :v I tried y’all I really tried. Posted over a year ago

On June 23rd, Michael Keaton's first Batman film entered theaters. Speaking of Keaton, there's a rumor that he might play Batman in the upcoming Flashpoint film. Posted over a year ago

Considering that Chadder and Eugene are my two favorite villagers of their species and they're both smug types, I should rebrand myself and bring out my inner smug. Posted over a year ago

Casually reminds everyone that the music club exists because I'm craving music polls lol
link Posted over a year ago

Missed me, missed me, now you gotta fist me Posted over a year ago

Happy Father's Day to all the dads on Fanpop and the rest of the world. Posted over a year ago

Hello, It's been 6 years Posted over a year ago

"Mask on my damn face."

-GRAVEDGR Posted over a year ago

So I just gotta say, the new Tiger Woods game is pretty good stuff after a long hiatus. The environments look really nice and there's a ton of variety. Not sure why it had a really bad lesbian couple and I don't know why the golf ball was replaced with a tired old man, but at least it looked nice
I give this a game 6 extra hours of overworking your employees outta 5 Posted over a year ago

I hope that everyone has a happy Father's Day. Thank you to all the dads out there for your care and support throughout all of our lives. We love you.💙 Posted over a year ago

Guys, I can repeat song lyrics too. Check it

Yea
You wanna play with your Mario games
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
but I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones gonna hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test
Cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm gonna have a big tan
He may have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gonna make a new game how to nuture Posted over a year ago

Picket line
And picket signs
Don't punish me
With brutality
Talk to me
So you can see
What's goin' on

Mother, mother
Everybody thinks we're wrong
Oh but who are they to judge us
Simply 'cause our.....
Skin is dark
^ (wrong lyrics here but it really describes all what's going on out there) Posted over a year ago

My FL Studio Producer's Edition is coming in the mail 😁 Posted over a year ago

When you think about it, every salad is technically a caesar salad after your fork stabs it😂 Posted over a year ago

link there's only one way to find out what cursed thing this link will send you to. :) Posted over a year ago

Recent music uploads on this spot:
Pulse
Still Alive
World on Fire
Can't Be Touched
Oxygen

Top jej never change, Random Posted over a year ago

Hey guys. I'm at that point in life where I have to spend less time online, and more time in the real world. This is why I haven't been very active here lately, and it'll most likely stay that way for the future. Posted over a year ago

"That's fuckimg illegal."

-Dana White Posted over a year ago

can a fish ever be homeless or are they always home 🤨 Posted over a year ago

If you thinking of trying to get anything done between the hours of 9:00 AM and 8:00 PM...
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Pro tip: don't. Posted over a year ago

A;; unsupervised children will be given an energy drink (of their choice), and they will be taught to swear. Posted over a year ago

Who else likes Imagine Dragons.. Posted over a year ago

"Your name is DYLAN'S FRIEND! Your EXISTENCE is being MY FRIEND. When people think of YOU, they think of ME. And that's who you are now." Posted over a year ago

Imagine Pokémon with moves that do double damage to Mega Evolutions... Posted over a year ago

Today, June 15 2020, is the 15th anniversary of Christian Bale's first Batman film, Batman Begins. Tomorrow, is the 25th anniversary of Val Kilmer's Batman film, Batman Forever. Posted over a year ago

I should start shitposting here from time to time... 🤓 Posted over a year ago

Yo, Im back guys. Btw, i graduated high school. Posted over a year ago

"Math doesn't do that much harm. It's me yu should worry about."

-Algebra Posted over a year ago

It doesn’t matter if you are ugly or beautiful, white or black or whatever race or ethnicity you have. At the end of the day, it’s evening. Posted over a year ago

I'm finally graduating tomorrow, feels bittersweet.🎓 Posted over a year ago

The Trump administration just finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in health care and health insurance.

Can anybody explain to me what positive thing Trump has done during his presidency? Posted over a year ago

You know what they say. If your kids are cute, put a bomb inside of them !!!! Posted over a year ago

Hey Lois. Remember the time I remembered the time Posted over a year ago

I just had a nice steak.

I asked for medium-well, but all in all, it was well seasoned. Posted over a year ago

I will go on holidays for 4 and a half week
will miss ya all
let ya know if I am back
hugs Peace and love Kat!! Posted over a year ago

I want steak. A juicy one at that 🥩 Posted over a year ago

>Biometric and IoT devices becoming an everyday thing
>Heavily increased rebellion against corporations growing exponentially in power
>Police wearing cool gas masks, using stun sticks, and flying drones
>Mass surveillance tech and vehicles lurking cities
>’Hacktivists’ hijacking public broadcasts
>Instant Bitcoin/crypto ATMs in every major city
>When nightclubs open again people are gonna be clubbing and raving in masks

This is litchrally becoming cyberpunk lmao. Posted over a year ago

You can pick your friends
And you can pick your ass
But if you pick your friends ass
You're gay Posted over a year ago

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Posted over a year ago

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Posted over a year ago

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. Posted over a year ago

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. Posted over a year ago

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. Posted over a year ago

Well this is a first
Apparently, I have an article that has been flagged as broken content
I hate to ask for readers and shit, but if any of you could check this out and tell me what's wrong, I'd appreciate that
link Posted over a year ago

Une promenade
Et l'univers c'est moi
Après une cascade
Son eau c'est toujours toi

Une escapade
La vie est dans les bois
Et puis une balade
Son sujet c'est toujours toi

Une promenade
Et l'univers c'est moi
Après une cascade
Son eau c'est toujours toi

C'est comme le vert des champs et
Comme un oiseaux qui vole
C'est toujours toi
C'est toujours moi
Toujours le rocher de l'âme ému Posted over a year ago

I hope to baptize a baby in Nickelodeon slime one day Posted over a year ago