Morgan fucking Freeman Posted over a year ago

heres a hot tip. if you hate someone, only slash three of the tires on their car. that way, they have to pay full price. if you slash all four they get them for free. //cackles into the sunset Posted over a year ago

My mom bought this really good flavored sparkling water that taste like grapefruit and lime and now I'm addicted to them, I've already had three, I have to stop, no, no, I can't, STAPH. Posted over a year ago

That horrible moment when one half of your OTP gets engaged to someone else she doesn't even actually love Posted over a year ago

Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying [b]feather[\b] about! Posted over a year ago

"Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in a white dresses with a blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things. " Posted over a year ago

Do you love the feared captain of generation of miracles, Akashi Seijuro? Then pls join this club: link. Arigatoou nah! He's not yet appearing in screen but Akashi is already so popular, don't be late to be one of his fans XD Posted over a year ago

Thank the good lord above for libraries. Posted over a year ago

Why I hate some Atheists: link Posted over a year ago

Oh. My god. Words cannot express how angry I am right now.
I just found out that a couple gave up their own 16-year-old daughter for adoption.
Why? Because she was gay.
It's people like this that make me question humanity. Posted over a year ago

plz add me I have a goal to get to 75 fans of me and now i have 69 Posted over a year ago

penguin7710 I have known you my whole life trust me you cant see the future Posted over a year ago

Doesn't it bother anyone that 90% of the emo kids (and a good portion of other people) on here are obviously fakes...? Posted over a year ago

Did anyone else notice Phineas (Phineas and Ferb) is a redhead? Amazing the things you learn when you google "ponies poop glitter" Posted over a year ago

never mind! my gecko's ok! Posted over a year ago

Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep... Posted over a year ago

Good, I'm not the only person who posted something randomly stupid! Posted over a year ago

do u ever just
read fanfiction all night and then think about your life Posted over a year ago

Please everyone!..Pray for my comatose brother! :
link
... Posted over a year ago

GUNSHOT BRIDE Posted over a year ago

wouldn't you agree, baby you and me, got a groovy kind of love?❤ Posted over a year ago

Quiz fever. Posted over a year ago

Have you ever had one of those days where everything was right in the world if today was that day comment because ive had one of those days today. Posted over a year ago

say hell yeah if ur a super high-school level freak Posted over a year ago

Oh my god I never noticed how old the Sims make you feel until my creation had a child *0*
I'm a freaking grandma!! Imma make that kid a crazy otaku just like his Gramma Maple :'') Posted over a year ago

I want to write an article about something, and it's about the environment and facts about it; the world is closer to hitting a MAJOR tipping point than we think, this article will tell you what's happening now and what will happen if we continue pollution. But I'd feel like i'm preaching all of you... when really all I want to do is let everyone know, because this could not be more serious.... Would... anyone be interested in reading? Posted over a year ago

Hi everyone.♥ Posted over a year ago

I had such an awesom dream!!! .. :D Posted over a year ago

yesterday, i had a dream that jeff the killer came after me. it was actually pretty funny.
this morning, my leopard gecko almost gave me a heart attack. turns out she was just yawning really hard. now her tail's getting skinny.
...yay... Posted over a year ago

farewell friends, I wish you well.. Posted over a year ago

White birds flys away,Bad birdy doesn't try to stay, If you don't do just as I say, I'll tear off your wings and you can't fly away.

-San on July 17th. Posted over a year ago

Ace Ventura, Pet detective! Posted over a year ago

My cousin is sleeping over at my house. She snores really loud :/ Posted over a year ago

Anyone else have an annoyingly catchy song that keeps spinning around in their head like a never ending loop? Posted over a year ago

CRIES IN CORNER BECAUSE KEITH IS DOING TWO SHOWS IN MY TOWN BUT I CAN’T GO TO EITHER OF THEM. Posted over a year ago

óma ka-píkiskwéyák ta-kí kistéyihtomowak mina ta-kí-tapwéyak, éyako áyamiwin mitoni mamáhtáwisíhcikéwin óma ki-mámawóhtawímawánaw ká-kí-miyo-miyikowak, ka-tahkaki- píkiskwatówák ékwa mina ka-miyo-aniskowinimak pimatisiwiwina. Posted over a year ago

ABCDEFG
Gummy bears are chasing me
One is red one is blue
The red one's trying to steal my shoe
Now Im running for my life
Cause the blue one has a knife
c: Posted over a year ago

El perro, el perro es mi corazón.
El gato, el gato no es bueno.
Cilantro es cantante, Cilantro es muy famoso, Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo Posted over a year ago

FLABBA FLABBA WOOP WOOP!!! Posted over a year ago

Could someone please tell me why it has taken me 20minutes to log-in!! Everytime I use MY password, I keep opening someone elses account, including their messages!! I mean isn't this an invasion of privacy Posted over a year ago

Does anybody have a shotgun or rocket launcher? If one of you have one please kill me Posted over a year ago

link Posted over a year ago

I AM NOT CRAZY!, NOW GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING UNICORN! Posted over a year ago

I am So Happy xD Posted over a year ago

buns out, weiner Posted over a year ago

Pie Posted over a year ago

LOL Guys Werdia go!!! Posted over a year ago

It's Friday but, it feels a bit like Sunday to me... -stretches and yawns- The weather today makes me feel sleepy too... Posted over a year ago

"i dont know what i've been told, Misten Cordy's in the hold,

Dyscin' is ur favourite thrill, thats cuz ur an imbecile"-made it myself Posted over a year ago

i see you bumpin up and down quakin up my city streets boy be droppin to the ground worshippin you at your feet they be callin let it loose come on baby rock the caboose rugged cop head straight for the scenes come on baby show them the jeans Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when you think someone's talking to you so you answer them, but then it turns out that they were talking to someone on the phone. Posted over a year ago

Shut Up And Take My Money! Posted over a year ago

I Was Actually A Holy Diver Posted over a year ago

CRIES BECAUSE KEITH IS DOING A SOLO SHOW WHERE I LIVE BUT I CAN'T GO BECAUSE I'M UNDERAGE. Posted over a year ago

I heard a song on the radio about parents divorcing...............awkward Posted over a year ago

PIE COOKIES POTATOS. NEVER EAT A SMALL POTATO OKAY.? ITS EVIL!!! EVIL I TELL YEWH EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AND UMM I LOVE UNICORNS.!!!!!!!! I LIVE ON A UNICRON OKAY DOES THAT SOUND WRONG.? Alrighty Am I Random.? ^o^ Haha. Posted over a year ago

We all live in a yellow submarine~ ♪♫ Posted over a year ago

Fall in love with yourself

Because
Someday you’re gonna be the only one you’ve got
Someday you’re gonna be the only one you’ve got
Why you wanna please the world
And leave yourself to drop dead?
Someday you’re gonna be the only one that you’ve got ♪ ♫ Posted over a year ago

Ready my short story?

link

Yes I am shamelessly signal boosting because it's something I'm proud of and I'd really like feedback, good or bad. (And yes, I did just post and delete a question in the answers section because I figured the wall was a more fitting place.)

Thanks! xx Posted over a year ago

If you wighed 64kg, this is what you'd weigh on other planets:

Pluto-3.18kg Venus-62.27kg
Moon-10.91kg Saturn-68.64kg
Mercury-24.09kg Neptune-75.45kg
Mars-24.09kg Jupiter-161.36kg
Uranus-57.73kg Posted over a year ago

Wall What Talk To Me Am I Pretty xD LOL Crazy Me Posted over a year ago

Drama on random everyday~ Posted over a year ago

here senpai take my chocolate its not like i like you or anything i just had extra baka baka Posted over a year ago

Just a heads up, I probably won't be on much, mainly because the weather here is absolutely amazing, and the trolls (it would be different if they were actually original or fun?). But if any of you want/need to talk to me send me a message or some shit like that. Also if there is any good trolls please do notify me. Thank you for reading this pointless wall post. uwu

~XxKeithHarkinxX Posted over a year ago

oh my god I think I just saw herobrine in minecraft Posted over a year ago

does anybody have a cold i do evevybody i kown does to Posted over a year ago

So I answered a question about the last person you thought of was your twin. Things got awkward when the last person I was tinking about was Roger Vine who works at Arlington Street Church in Boston, MA. Thepromblem is: he is waaaaaaaaaay older then me. Posted over a year ago

I Like This Club :3 Posted over a year ago

if you say 'hashtag' out loud there is a 478% chance i do not like u Posted over a year ago

I wasn't really on fanpop today, what the hell happened? Posted over a year ago

You know, it really touches me the amount of good people there are here. There will always be the disgusting horrible ones, but then there's so many others who wont stand for them. Whenever one of us is being insulted, tons of others will come help out...
That itself helps me restore my faith in humanity~ Posted over a year ago

follow my ig @dailyinspirationx Posted over a year ago

when yesterday's trip to my cousin's house goes horribly wrong!:
our truck got stuck in the mud in the driveway, we tried to get it out,
end up mudbogging,
therewas lot's of screaming, cheering, laughing hollering & much, much more.
i felt like a redneck (which i'm not)
but it was hilarious & fun! Posted over a year ago

These days gone can mean so many things

Well there's gone for good
and there's good and gone
gone with a long before it
I wish she'd been just a little more clear
Well there's gone for the day
and gone for the night
Gone for the rest of your don gone life
Is it a whiskey night or just a couple beers
I mean what kinda gone are we talking bout here

(try and the name of and who sings the song) Posted over a year ago

Game of Thrones Bitches! Posted over a year ago

Can you guys do me a favor? I can't log out of this account and it won't let me click on the sign out button. Might I get the link to it? Posted over a year ago

If you karate chop your way through doorways like a maniac...

You might have been pranked before! Posted over a year ago

Happy April Fool's Day Everyone! Posted over a year ago

i hope senpai notices me this year Posted over a year ago

*~I FEEL SHITTY~* Posted over a year ago

I said hey what´s going onn Posted over a year ago

Describing Anime to my Grandma is over 9000 times hard .__. Posted over a year ago

YOU'RE INVITED ^^ To a special little Easter egg hunt in my white van. Don't tell your mommies and daddies, m'kay? We're sure in for an innocent, kawaii party! Posted over a year ago

Happy Easter Everyone. Posted over a year ago

Happy easter everyone, I hope you all have an absolutely amazing day, and perhaps actually spend time with your family. Posted over a year ago

Walls of Jericho xD Posted over a year ago

Happy Easter everyone! :D Posted over a year ago

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I've become a troll, Dear fanpop, what have you done to me? Posted over a year ago

my icon is better than yours Posted over a year ago

if the only reason you supposrt LGBT is for ur yaoi fantasy u should fuck off Posted over a year ago

That moment when my demonic phone turns on in the middle of the night and the ringtone goes off. Come on, I turn that thing off and it just does it's own thing and turns back on at the worst of times. Posted over a year ago

Who ever answers this, gets a prop! Just for the fun of it! :D

WHAT is the capital of the Faroe Islands? Posted over a year ago

Every little thing she does is magic~ Posted over a year ago

School Is Not A Place For Education.
School Is A Preparation For Us To Adaptation Into A New World Posted over a year ago

"You won't find faith or hope down a telescope
You won't find heart and soul in the stars
You can break everything down to chemicals
But you can't explain a love like ours ~" ♪♫ Posted over a year ago

Can someone please join my club?
www.fanpop.com/clubs/dex-hamilton-alien-entomologist
Thanks! Posted over a year ago

You know you have seen a movie alot when you start laughing at a joke that one of the characters is about to say. Posted over a year ago

rawr! :3
nd food aisn random at all XDD Posted over a year ago