MOM: You may think all the boys from TV shows are perfect but in 20 years you'll look back at these pictures and say-
ME: "Look children, it's your father!"
MOM: What?
ME: Nothing...
Posted over a year ago
My mum had 2g2 work at 6:00 am 2day she told me last night that i had 2 wake up early so i could go 2 skool 2day.......................but i slept in & i missed my bus....oooops XD
Posted over a year ago
since this is random.. ABOGLA ABOGLA ABOGLA!! iehUIOEHDNFREGHAWRHirhsdtguiaehgeriskghreguihrgsorihaoihrgergrhgvhaghrgrhgrfrhhdfjkhgdfhgjdfhgeroighrivdnvb,knvibtpohpourietwuawqgsjkdbgjkfdbvjbvgohsuigewfyhjbvjk jhighuagebgldgbuisb...PIE
Posted over a year ago
Me: God this teacher's a bitch.
Maddie:Ya think I hate her! Every time she says sit down it comes out as Shit down. I want a class switch!
Lawson:Agreed! haha Mrs.Nauss is a bitch too!
Caleb:Im gonna' just in this conversation,
let's ditch this place and go get some food!
Me:Caleb all you ever want is food!
Caleb:Wells im a athleat!
Me:I care?
Caleb:You should I know you still have feelings for me!
Me:Yeah right!
Maddie:-nudges me- Come on Alicedee you have
Posted over a year ago
@Heroine999, wtf? @SummerMoon, cool! But you do know 'tis is "it is" abbreviated, so you technically said "It is is awesome."? Sorry...just...IT'S A DISEASE! A GRAMMAR DISEASE!over a year ago
Think about how long it takes you to come up with a comeback on the internet. Think about what would happen if it took you that long in real life. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be screwed.
Posted over a year ago
On Tumblr there's a huge fangirl fight over Keegan Allen (Yes, I'm part of it, problem?) and for some reason I'm imagining everyone with a ghetto accent.
Posted over a year ago
A million strangers: Hey, Anika!
Me: Who the fuck are you?
A million strangers: I'm _______
Me: I don't know you!
A million strangers: But I know you!
Me: ............
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Posted over a year ago
*dances to Party Rock* If you made this club you are awesome! If you made this club, just click on my username and write on my wall that you made this club and if you have another club,and I will fan you.
Posted over a year ago
today has been so very dear! i have a new favorite pair of dear socks and my dear mother bought me a parrot whom i am teaching to say dear! and my son dear leotard wants to be a dear hit man/dear gourmet chef when he grows up!
Posted over a year ago
That pause after Dora asks you a question
The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat
Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone
Kim’s last name
Dumbledore’s beard
This TT has been trending longer than her marriage.
kenny’s life on south park
And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
Posted over a year ago
Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class..
Mr.S: Ryan What Do You Think Your'e Doing?
Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake
Mr.S: No You Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.!
Me: No..I Wasnt. And You Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So You Wouldnt Feel It
Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o..
Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But You Kept Yaping Away ._.
Posted over a year ago
today me and my friend were watching fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was fred dressed as a girl........
Posted over a year ago
"Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do you wanna?'. Jill said 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class
Posted over a year ago
One day I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up next to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.
My mother found my D.S today.
I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~
Posted over a year ago
I told myself I wouldn't do it...
I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it...
I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over...
But that didn't really work...
I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy...
... ;-; Numbers are more addicting than even the greatest chocolate temptation.
Posted over a year ago
Just got home from trick or treatin! Theses two guys given out candy gave me and extra butter finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally)
Posted over a year ago
Scarist halloween story ever:
Knock on the door
Person answers the door
Trick or treat!!!
Person looks at kid
SLAM!person shuts door scarist part:
No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
Posted over a year ago
I went to school. Stupid teachers made us. But we had 2 days off last week. Next week is 3 days, then a full week, then 3 days again. Lots of days off in November!over a year ago
♪ So on the winds we sailed forth
on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupacy
With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪
Posted over a year ago
i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!!
i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever
Posted over a year ago
Im gonna be a zombie too! Yay! I've found more of my kind! We need to be careful of any zombie hunters this Halloween.... I mean, garrrrrrhhhh auuugghhhhh braaaaaiiiiiinssss......over a year ago
I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site.
Posted over a year ago
How stupid some people can be judge other people after their music taste if you know what i mean *headdesk* i made the question "are you popular in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many friends and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because you are an emo cause you are gay,black,moslem ...and cause you like punk/emo/heavy metal music fuck of them you are all beautiful <3
Posted over a year ago
Here's what we do, all of us
We come and we go
And the time in between is precious
And it's vital that we enjoy every second granted
Yes, we come and we go
And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' rat race
But you can't let it get you down
Why?
Let your moments be consumed by frustration or hate
Make every moment special
As if it was your last
'Cause we come and we go, all of us
-Yeehaw. (We come and we go by brennan heart)
Posted over a year ago
So The Amanda Show is on and they said "Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy".... is it just me or does that sound REALLY wrong? :o
Posted over a year ago
I go to the Toilet, I turn on the light, then my bro comes and I, while still standing outside the Toilet, start talking with him. Then, all of a sudden, the friggin' lights turn off and I run to my room, screaming like a bitch. ಠ _____ ಠ My bro says that the Lamp is old so it's kinda fucked up, and proves it by trying to turn it on again few times with no success.
Posted over a year ago
(Me reading le lemon)
"I dream about you every night."
"What do you dream about me?"
"I lick you up and down and fuck you until I forget how to fuck."
Me: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOA! WHOAAAA! NOT RIGHT! WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO! NONONONO! NO! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
(Five seconds later)
Me: I mean if you're gonna write a lemon, at LEAST keep them in character.
TEAM SWAG! XD At school me and my friends have this I. Don't know clu b thingy called team swag! I really don't even know that point of it! Every time we see eachother we high five and go TEAM SWAG! XD its weird but then again I'm weird imEPICALLY AWESOMLLY WEIRD! So who want to join a team swag on fanpop! All in favor of joining say TEAM SWAG!!! ...........should I make a spot for it? For the team swag members!............lol Seriously its pointles and weird so it awesome!
Posted over a year ago
i think she was talking about how is capital i look exactly the same as lower case L so it would be like this " l(L) , I(i)" guess u were really bored ...over a year ago
Don't read this if you're immature...seriously.
How come we sleep in church
But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about anything else?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are expanding?
Posted over a year ago
Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as "Don't read this if you're immature...seriously." 80% of you wont repost this. The Lord said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father.over a year ago
L is beautiful,
he has huge eyes that remind me of the night,
he has a cute smile well when he smiles
his hands are long and thin somehow look soft
his hair is crazy with no sense of gravity
all I'm trying to say is that,...........
I FUCKEN LOVE L! :D
Posted over a year ago
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand,
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. *Bum bum bum*
Got any grapes?
The man said no we just sell lemonade.
It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass?
The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
'Till the very next day. *Bum bum bum*
...What the hell did I just type?
Posted over a year ago