Windwakerguy430 Zom-Beat RP

Windwakerguy430 posted on Nov 11, 2015 at 04:03AM
the zombie apocalypse has come, and even though the zombies did wipe out half of the population of earth, people were not really surprised, since there were already hundreds of zombie movies and video games, and instead of fighting back, they just went to live in districts, which were no different from normal life, despite the giant fence that keeps the zombies out, and the only people who are good at fighting zombies are people who play zombie video game and watch zombie movies, and this series basically makes fun of every zombie cliche in the book, while making references to games and movies

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over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Oh
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Villager: Now it's him.. (points at puppy)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Your leader............ Is a dog
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Villager: (holds him up) Look at that face.. (the dog licks Rebecca)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Uh-huh..... Well..... We should go now. Bye
Villager: Bye bye (To the villagers) Okay, everyone. Time to play "Who's Kool-Aid Has the Cyanide Pill"
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Villager: Wait after Russian Roulette
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Villager: Oh, of course. I have the gun already loaded (Shows a revolver, only inside of one chamber filled, all of them but one has a bullet in it)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
The guy who was earlier fucking a zombie: Hey... Are there girls here?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Villager: Of course (Points at a group of surprisingly beautiful women)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: (goes over) Hi.. I'm Alex
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Girl: Oh, hello. Would you care to join us for our social gathering. I hear that Victoria, Nicole, and Maggie will be there
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: Sure..
(off view gunshot)
Villager: (off view) Damn it Brain, it wasn't your turn!
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Girl: Come along. Lets go (Leads him to a nearby house)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: What a lovely town.. (a random girl jumps off a building)
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over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Girl: (With two others in the same house as Alex) So, Alex. Tell us what you wish to do
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: ... Well.. Get laid before I die
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Girl: You know, that sounds nice. We all need to lie. (Gets a few cups of juice) Let us drink before we do
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: ... What?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Girl: Yes, before we lay, let us drink (The other girls drink the juice, and only a couple of seconds later, they all drop dead)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: That isn't what I fuckin meant!!
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
(Meanwhile)
Rebecca: Well that was entirely disturbing
over a year ago Canada24 said…
(should we have Alex as a side character?)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
(Sure, and probably his friend. I got a pretty funny name based off a real life experience for him :P)
???: Hey man, what took so long
Alex: Not now Joey From Across the Street
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over a year ago Canada24 said…
Joey: Shut up Alex the virgin
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Alex: Go fuck yourself. Let's get out of here. I've seen enough suicides to traumatize me for life (A body lands right in front of them)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Joey: You haven't seen th town name have.. (SUCIDALAL: Where if you don't kill yourself your gay)
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over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Alex: ....... Let's get out of here
(Meanwhile)
Rebecca: I swear, I hope we don't run into more crazy people. I've seen enough to last me a lifetime
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: I'M GOING CRAZY HERE!!
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Joey: Just calm down man. Their's plenty of undead girls to go around
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: I want REAL sex!
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Joey: And how do we get that, exactly. Because, I, for one, am not going to steal and rape a girl with a rifle, a sword, or any weapon. Which, let me remind you, the only weapon we have are goddamn rocks
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: I am not talking about rape.. I'm referring to an actual relationship... I'm so alone
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Joey: Alone? Motherfucker, what about me? I've been here for you since forever
(Flashback)
Alex: (As a kid, reading a dirty magazine)
Joey: Hey, I'm Joey, from across the street
Alex: Hey Joey from Across the Street
(Present)
Joey: And since then, we've gone through the worst kinds of shit together. Even before this damn apocalypse
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: Yes. But your a guy, so it's not what I meant
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Joey: Well, I'm sure will find some girl
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Girl from before: Hey.. you never had your juice
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Alex: ...... Weren't you dead?
Girl: Oh silly. I don't die that easily
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: ... wanna go out?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Girl: I doubt that would work. I am in a suicidal cult where we all kill ourselves every day. I doubt that it would work out
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: You may be my only option
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over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Girl: .............. Well.......... I guess if I'm going to kill myself anyway, I might as well
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: As long as you take away my virginity first I'll even go "with you"
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Girl: ....... Well.................. Okay......... My names Suzie Q by the way
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: Alex Jones
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Suzie: Nice to meet you
Joey: And I'm Joey from Across the Street
Suzie: Nice to meet you too
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: (hugs her tightly)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Suzie: Oh. Excited already, I see
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: Can't help it
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Suzie: It's fine. A lot of guys your age have a lot of sexual tenstion they need to let loose
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Alex: Well... yeah.. But don't want to hurt you