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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jojos

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and today on this article of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own list of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that you probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least favorite to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of you may have a different Jojo that you see as your favorite, or maybe you may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by Windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If you don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

Corner of Horror - Episode 101 - Doki Doki Literature Club

posted by Windwakerguy430

………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with you emotionally and mentally, and tricks you by being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.

…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE IF YOU PLAN ON READING...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 Magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

Wind's Story Time: Wind and His Brothers Act Like Idiots and Pretend Sword Fight

posted by Windwakerguy430

We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, or just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this show called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 4 - When in Doubt...

posted by Windwakerguy430

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the next island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

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What's Your Take - Article 116 - Very Dirty Movie

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do you get when you get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ You get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

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Sonic X Abridged - Episode 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit fan based parody. Sonic X is owned by 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did you hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 11

posted by Windwakerguy430

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link by using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and you fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't you just take...

Why Wind Should Not Visit Dishonored

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting more than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much lost the only person...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Almost Buys a Real Samurai Sword

posted by Windwakerguy430

When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a love for more of the Japanese culture. After reading about the country on an article online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. More specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling you this so you can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 6 - Youth and Revolt

posted by Windwakerguy430

Link: Okay, so, what do we do next on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are you serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't you find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: You will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 2 - The Sword is Mightier...

posted by Windwakerguy430

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? You mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, hey Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... hey Orca.
Orca: So, you want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for you to teach me a new move so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's underpants says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutes of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

posted by Windwakerguy430

Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK YOU (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the next Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are you still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED

Windwakerguy430's Video Game Parodies Part 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Final Fantasy 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...

Swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 5)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest you try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So you witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could you tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

What's Your Take - Article 69 - Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction Ever

posted by Windwakerguy430

People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in question is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, you will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

What's Your Take - Article 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

posted by Windwakerguy430

Yet another fanfic about a show I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A show in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the show named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

Swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 1)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! You had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that you were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. You have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what you did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. You can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

The Simpsons Hits The Hobbit and Gets Under the Psychonauts Skin Gracefully (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, or that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful article I plan on making. Or yet another month long project that may or may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...