Windwakerguy430 Zom-Beat RP

Windwakerguy430 posted on Nov 11, 2015 at 04:03AM
the zombie apocalypse has come, and even though the zombies did wipe out half of the population of earth, people were not really surprised, since there were already hundreds of zombie movies and video games, and instead of fighting back, they just went to live in districts, which were no different from normal life, despite the giant fence that keeps the zombies out, and the only people who are good at fighting zombies are people who play zombie video game and watch zombie movies, and this series basically makes fun of every zombie cliche in the book, while making references to games and movies

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over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Dune: (Swings dagger at him again) You just don't know when to quit, do you
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (cuts off the hand holding the dagger).. I gotta "hand" it too you. Your pretty tough
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Dune: If your gonna crack shitty jokes, just kill me right now
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Wait, I have 5 more I wrote on a napkin
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Dune: (Picks the dagger up with his other hand, tempting him to fight back as he swings it at him)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Martha: Hey Rick, wha-
Dune: (throws the dagger into her)
Rick: NOOOO!!
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: (Backs up, revealing it he stabbed her thick notebook, barely missing her) You son of a bitch (Takes her rifle and hits him across the face with it) Rick, please kill him, okay. And no jokes (Sets the rifle on the broken windshield and shoots zombies)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Dune: Haha.. (about Martha) I nearly did you a favour a killed that who-
Rick: (snaps and kills him in the same way Rick Grimes kills Gareth)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Dune: (Falls down, bleeding on the floor of the RV)
Andrew: So, Rick, did you ge- (See's Dune on the floor) Ewww (Picks up his body and throws it out the door) Now there's blood all over the place
Rebecca: (Shuts and locks the RV door, with the zombies banging on the RV) Well, good work, everyone. I doubt the gang will bother us again
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Haha..did you see his face before I swung?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: Yeah, that was pretty good
Andrew: So, what now
Rebecca: Well, the group back at the store should be safe without us. They have more members there, so I know they will be safe. I think it's time we moved from that old store and started exploring the world more. What do you say girls
Annabelle: Of course
Erine: If we have to
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (whispers to Martha) we ever gonna tell them about 'us'?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: We'll give them some time
Rebecca: So, how about we treat ourselves to some fun
Andrew: We just committed mass murder on a group of guys and Rick mutilated a guy in our RV and we need to celebrate
Rebecca: Yes
Andrew: ..... Okay, why not
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: How do we do that?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Well
(2 Hours Later)
(Stops the RV at a local beach, which is surprisingly clean and beautiful, with no zombies, minus the one that is stuck under the RV)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: ................
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Something wrong, Rick. You seem quiet
Andrew: (Jokingly) He's just a crappy swimmer, that's all
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: How'd you find this place?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: It's a little private spot I would come to before the outbreak
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: I see
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Yeah (Playfully pushes Rick and Andrew out of the RV) Now get out, you two, and let us girls change (Once their out, she closes and locks the door)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (they think I never seen Martha naked before?)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: I bet their wearing some simple looking stuff. (The RV door opens) (Andrew turns) Their probably wearing those full body swim su- (Stops talking when he see's all of them wearing bikinis) (Andrew is unable to say anything)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Damn.. Now I feel embarrassed not having bathing suit
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: (Tosses Rick and Andrew two pairs) There you go. Sorry, but we just needed to get changed first.
Andrew: Oh, right (Goes into the RV to get changed)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Good idea (andrew locks the door)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: (Walks out in his suit) Okay Rick, your turn to get changed
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (goes in)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: (Looks over Andrew) So, mind telling us what that rod-like object is in your suit
Andrew: (Turns so they can't see it) Oh, that's uh.... my jackknife, just in case a zombie shows up
Rebecca: (Giggles) Alright, if you say so
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Martha: ... I should check on him (goes in the RV)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: Rick, how you holding up
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: almost ready.. wait, how'd you get in?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: Car keys. Anyway, you need some help
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Well.. their a bit small
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: Oh, well, I'm sure you just need to adjust it right (Walks in on him, ignoring that he is naked) Let me get it on for you
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: I-
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: (Adjusts it for him, but brushes against his-----)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Oh.. my
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: (Slyly) Oops, my bad. Didn't mean to touch you in such a way
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick:.... i..It's okay
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: Good (Kisses him)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: What about... the others?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: So, your saying you don't want to have hot wild sex inside this RV while the others are having fun outside, far too distracted to disturb us
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: I mean.. They may wonder what's taking us
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: I have an idea (Peaks her head out) Rick said he wanted to challenge me in Left 4 Dead
Andrew: Oh yeah, we did bring the XBox. Almost forgot
Martha: You all go and have some fun (Closes the door and locks it) (To Rick) There. Problem solved
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Your good
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: Nah, that's not good (Slyly) I'll show you how good I am
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: I've been meaning to ask?.. Who's your "first".. It clearly isn't me.. Your so expirenced
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: Actually...... You kinda are. I just watch a lot of porn
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Really?.. I'm the first?
Martha: Well... Second actually... But your still the only "boy"
Rick: ............................ What?