Windwakerguy430 Zom-Beat RP

Windwakerguy430 posted on Nov 11, 2015 at 04:03AM
the zombie apocalypse has come, and even though the zombies did wipe out half of the population of earth, people were not really surprised, since there were already hundreds of zombie movies and video games, and instead of fighting back, they just went to live in districts, which were no different from normal life, despite the giant fence that keeps the zombies out, and the only people who are good at fighting zombies are people who play zombie video game and watch zombie movies, and this series basically makes fun of every zombie cliche in the book, while making references to games and movies

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over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Guess so. Wonder what kinda stuff their even doing. Something retarded I bet
(Meanwhile)
(Andrew and Erine are going so hard, that the contents on the table next to it fall off)
Erine: YES! HARDER! HARDER!
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: All I get was, sex with dead zombies
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Oh well. Lets get out of here before the zombies get us
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: Let's go into that shack over there
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Alright (Walks over, but the door is locked) It's locked
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: Shit.. More sex inside... Oh my.. TWO girls
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: (Looks inside) Holy shit. Two fucking hot girls, I should add
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: Damn it Alex.. Why is it he gets two models, but all we get for our 'needs' is sex with dead zombies?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Maybe we just missed out. There are probably tons all over town. I say we go look for them
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: And if there's not?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: ................................. Shit
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: Let's jack one of these two
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Why? That sounds like a terrible idea
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: ... Just desperate
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Well, stealing one will probably result in us getting shot. Ever think of that (Looks through the window and see's Martha's rifle) See that. That's a fucking military sniper rifle. That could probably slice someone in half. I doubt we should actually steal one of these girls
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: What about her? (points at Annabelle by herself)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Yeah, and while were at it, we can get gouged by her sword. Can't we just stick to sleeping with dead girls. At least they don't talk about their dumbass shopping trips. It's really not so bad if you ignore the smell
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: Well.. (looks in the shack) Getting shot by a girl with a chick a military rifle, and cut in half by a guy with a machete, will still be worth it
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Fine. But I already know your gonna fail
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: Fine.. (grabs female zombie)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Good. Lets go before the zombies show up
over a year ago Canada24 said…
???: Good idea Alex
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
(Later)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Are the walkers gone yet?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Martha: Yep
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (opens the door, readying his machete, just to be safe)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Annabelle: (Cleaning her sword near the water, when she sees them) (Waves)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Is that dude fucking a zombie!?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Annabelle: (Turns to see them) Not really. I think that's just a corpse
over a year ago Canada24 said…
(check the new link on my club.. Your see a surprise :))
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
(Okay)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
(there's a link to your profile.. See if you can find it)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
(I saw. It was pretty good)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Hey buddy! Get a room!
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Fuck off. You try being a man with much sexual tension with no girls around. I'm a desperate man
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Martha: There's like 50 in that village over there
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
???: Really (Throws the zombie off of him and runs to said village)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Where you serious about village?
Martha: Surprisingly.. Yes
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Your saying there's an entire place filled with survivors and we've been at this beach the whole time and never noticed it?
Martha: ........ Guess so
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: We were a little.................. Distracted
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Guess so. Well, lets go there and see whose there
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Okay... But I don't bring these poor people a lot of luck
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: (Gets in the RV) Andrew, Erine. Where are you two
Andrew: (Wildly kissing Erine in the bathroom) I need help unclogging the toilet
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Let's just use that conveniently placed car
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: What about the RV
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: It's locked
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Alright (Knocks on the door so Andrew and Erine can hear) Guys, me and the rest will be heading out. Just stay here at the RV and wait for us
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Erine: Okay
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Okay, guys. Lets go (Walks to the car)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (grabs his AK47 and follows her)