Windwakerguy430 Zom-Beat RP

Windwakerguy430 posted on Nov 11, 2015 at 04:03AM
the zombie apocalypse has come, and even though the zombies did wipe out half of the population of earth, people were not really surprised, since there were already hundreds of zombie movies and video games, and instead of fighting back, they just went to live in districts, which were no different from normal life, despite the giant fence that keeps the zombies out, and the only people who are good at fighting zombies are people who play zombie video game and watch zombie movies, and this series basically makes fun of every zombie cliche in the book, while making references to games and movies

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over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: It's not like that
(1 Hour Later)
Andrew: (On Gameboy) Come on, Come on
Martha: (Walks past him)
Andrew: (Dies in the game) OH, YOU WHORE
Martha: ......................... (Continues walking, trying to ignore what she mistook for an insult)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Hey Andrew.. Call her that again. I'll break both your legs
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: I wasn't talking about her. I was talking about the game (Points at Gameboy) Why do I even have Resident Evil for a Gameboy. It's terrible
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: ... You better
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: I swear, you people overreact over everything
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Well.. She's my first girl... Who's a friend
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: Uh huh. Good for you. Anyway, we should be heading back to the store right about now (Parks RV) Well, this looks like the place
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (man, he actually bought what I said)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: (Walks out) Hey, you guys are still alive. Man, you look tired. What happened
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: A gang came.. Killed our homeless friend, and tried burning down our RV.. So we attacked them
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Oh....... was it at least a beautiful death
Andrew: Well, he was set on fire, and had third degree burns all over his body, before they shot his brains out with a double barreled shotgun...... So I'd say it was
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: It's how I would of liked to go too
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: Me too
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: It's like my pet bird.. Died a beautiful death.
Martha: Really?.. How's that?
Rick: Well.. he convulsed a lot and fell out the window. Then he flopped around a little on the floor, then a passing jogger accidentally stepped on him and kicked him into a puddle of urine, which must have frightened him because his bowels released all over himself. I tried to pick him up, but then, I got angry because some of it got on my thumb. So I threw him against a tree, and that's where he died.
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over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: Such a beautiful death. Like the Titanic
Rebecca: ........ Uh huh, anyway, what do you know about this gang that attacked you
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Nothing at all
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: They seem to have a lot of powerful weapons, they're called the Anarchists, and their leader has a large X scar on his face
Rebecca: At least someone paid attention during the attack
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: He's better than me at that stuff
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: I can see that. So, any idea what we should do
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Down that road
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: I see. Any idea on what we should do yo get rid of them
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Martha: I don't think their be coming back
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Says the one who said the military wouldn't start shooting at us when we saw their helicopter, and look what happened (Points at helicopter wreckage) If we hadn't shot the pilot, the whole store would have blown up. I know how psychopaths in this place work. Once they know humans are alive, they will start hunting them like animals
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: In that case.. Let's go plant C4's on their safe house and bikes
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: We aren't the Military, Rick. We don't have C4. All we have are handguns, hunting rifles, and any blunt or sharp objects we could find in the houses
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (shows stolen C4's)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: ...... How the hell did you get that?
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Dua.. The bikers dropped them
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Well.... Guess that's good. But whose gonna set them up. We'd need someone incredibly stupid to do that
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (prepares to do it)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Now hold on, we can't just set it up yet. We need to drive to their camp. I'm driving. Let's go
over a year ago Canada24 said…
(everyone hops in)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: (Sits in the back while Annabelle drives)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Martha: (cleaning her rifle)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Okay, guys. Once the bombs are set, we will tun and and do what we can
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Works for me
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
REbecca: (Sees a camp coming up) Okay, there's the place. Let's get closer and be ready to strike
(A small glare projects off of the camp)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Good idea
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: What's the glare
(Suddenly, a puff of smoke covers the glare)
Annabelle: (When she sees it, she swerves hard to the right, barely missing a passing rocket)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: These guys aren't fuckin around... I almost respect that
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Shit. Looks like we'll just have to think of something else then using C4. No way we'll be able to plant them with them shooting at us
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Martha: You guys still have that tank?
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Andrew: Yeah...... About that
(One Day Earlier)
Andrew: Gotta destroy the evidence, guys
Rick: Good idea
Andrew: (Sets tank on fire)
(Present)
Andrew: .......... We lost it
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: Down a cliff
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Damn. We'll have to think of something else
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Annie: Yeah
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Rebecca: Rick, I need you to throw the C4 into the camp as best as you can, while we dodge the gunfire. Think you can do that
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (prepares to throw the C4)
over a year ago Windwakerguy430 said…
Annabelle: (Drives to the right spot so he can throw it)
Gang: (Shoots at the RV)
over a year ago Canada24 said…
Rick: (throws them in correct spots)