Skipper slapped his forehead.
"No, Ringtail. Burt is too noticable. I'm bringing..."

"Uncle Nigel?"

"Fred? No one suspects an idiot, and he'd be a low threat to them"

"Blaoadjs" grunted Rico

"How about Doris?" muttered to himself quietly

"What was that Skipper, who did you say?" Kowalski asked

"SAD-EYES! I'm taking Sad-Eyes, ok? He's a little idiot, yet, highly useful, unlike Fed."

"Oh I thought I heard you say Doris, co'z that would be awesome!" grinned Kowalski

"Oh actually I did, but I changed it to Mort" said Skipper

"What?! Why did you change it man? Why, why why?!"

Kowalski freaked out at the sight of Skipper saying Doris' name and was a bit disappointed he changed it at the last minute.

"Why couldn't it be Doris?"

*Kowalski sobs on a corner*

Skipper rolled his eyes.
"Because she was working for the enemy before, remember?"

(remember? Near the begining)

(I need to go read that part)

"He'll be fine"

"Sad eyes it is, although they know the whole zoo, they might not suspect you as a large threat"

"Ooh, can I bring my tail Rodney" asked Mort.

"Uh... yeah, I guess ya kinda have to, seeing as it's attached to you."

"Good then, now Kowalski where are you?"

Skipper still sees him crying in the corner

"Kowalski would you stop crying like a baby and come here" motioned Skipper with his flipper.

"Yes sir," Kowalski sniffed, wiping his eyes and ocming over.
"i have something important for you to do," Skipper told him.

"Since you know the perimeters and the whole structure of the Hoboken zoo, you can find Private faster, and while you're doing that, you can warn us where our enemies might lie, that way we avoid getting caught and we win" Skipper said.

"Got it Skipper"

"And you Rico I'm assigning you too...

...look for any possible traps once Kowalski's gona around. Tell us where they are."
"Yus, Sur!"

"Oh and Ringtail, I know I'm not gonna like this but will you help us save Private?"

"Me go into on of your rescue missions, sure I'd love to go, I don't any other plans tonight anyway, I'll bring Maurice with me" replied Julien

"Alright, you two are the distraction, in case we get caught, keep their attention as longer as possible, maybe until we get Private out of there. Alright everyone move out" says Skipper

Nightfall...

"Kowalski, Rico, move out!" Skipper whispered.
"Aye aye Skipper," They chourusd.

"Alright, you and ringtail stay put, here use this walkie talkie"

Skipper throws the walkie talkie to Maurice and catches it.

"Remember to listen carefully when I give the signal on the talkie" says Skipper

"Yes, sir, Skipper, sir!" Maurice replied. SKipper grunted, pivked up Mort, and belly slid away.

"Alright Mort, were here, remember we're on a mission, we can't mess this up"

He puts Mort down as soon as they reached the crossroads of the Hoboken. As if by magic, Mort spots a gumball and his sweet tooth personality could not resist it.

"Oh a gumball, come here candy, I want to eat you in my mouth" he said as he ran through unwanted territory.

"Sad eyes no!, don't fall for it, it's a trap"

But his warning came too late, and Mort was caught in a net, and flown away by a big bird, most likely from Hoboken.
"Good, the littthe little companion fell for it," a voice said. "I hoped he would."

"Sad eyes! Darn they got him, curse you Kitka"

He rolled his flippers into a fist while in the air, showing his enemies that's he's not giving up. Then disappears from view.

Back at HQ

"They fell for it boys, now we got them. They took robot Mort, proceed with the real plan" said Skipper

"Nice acting Skipper" complemented Kowalski

"Thanks, it's part of my talent"

"Eh I've seen better acting than that" retorted Julien

"Shut up, Ringtail." Skipper turned to Kowalski. "Proceed with the next step!"

(Nice story twist!)

(thanks)

We now see that the bird that took robot Mort was Kitka.

"Alright guys, we got another one" Kitka said as she dropped the net

"Eh are you sure, it's the real thing, cause it's looks more like robot parts to me" replied Hans

"Let me try, I haven't had dinner yet so this will do" said Savio as he proceeds to devour it

"Knock yourself out snake" Kitka said.

Savio ripped open the net and swallowed the robot Mort, as he thought is was the real one. At first he was fine, but the next minute, the robot Mort shorted out in his stomach. Electrocuting him and knocking him out cold.

(I love the story twist! That was SUPER creative! X3)

(thank you)

"They tricked us, those fools" said Kitka.

"I told you they were planning something" replied Hans.

"Don't worry 'bout that Kitka, we've got our own secret plan"

Private approached her as his face slowly illuminated from the shadows...

(Wait, what? Private?)

(yeah Private, were you shocked? :))

"How you doin" Private, did the mind reading device already worked?" asked Kitka

" I'm fine, and yes it did work, you guys were right, it's good being on the side evil" he smiled with an evil face.

(Uh....YEAH!)

"Excellent," Savio groaned. "Now can someone get this bucket of bolts outta me?"
"Stop complaining, Svaio," Kitka hissed. "Our plan will work, and then you can get Mort out."

"Yeah but the parts are choking me"

*Savio squirms violently trying to get it out of his system*

(Grunts) "Someone help him" Kitka hesitantly agrees.

"I'll do it" volunteers Private

Private grabs Savio's long slender body and gives him the Heimlich maneuver.

Eventually, all of Mort's robotic parts are out of Savio. He sighs realved.
"Thanksssss," he says.

Private slaps him for being soft

"Ow, what was that for?" Savio asked, dumbfounded

"That was for being soft" replied Private

"Geez and thought you were the nicest Penguin"

"WAS!" Private growled, pouncing and pnning him. "That was the old me!"

"Now I'm the new Private"

Kitka calls everyone for a meeting, they are about to begin their plan for invasion of Central Park Zoo and the destruction of the other 3 penguins.

"Ok everyone settle down, now let's begin the meeting. Shelly would you please" said Kitka.

Shelly stood, clearing her throat.
"To start with, as you know, we have a new member on our side. Private, the old teammate of the penguins. He is now on our side, and will remain that way, if he doesn't come into contact with the other three penguins, or any of his old friends. We must make sure that doesn't happen, or he will need to die."

"Correct Shelly, and Hans, would care to show what traps you dsigned for them?" the auburn eagle asked.

(night, Leonard)

(k night)

(Wow, so many twists since the last time I posted! XD)

"Ovah here, vese pressure plates," Hans gestured to some devices, "are spread out all ovah ze Hoboken. Ven our vittle friends come close, titanium cages vill catch them!" Hans cackled.

"Titanium?" Private questioned.

"Yes, vecause it is very strong, you silly," Hans explained. Private scratched his head.

"Alright, but, Rico will probably be able to break out of theah with some type of explosive. We need, ah, plastic cages instead," the little penguin said, squirming ever so slightly.

"Plastic? Are you insane?" Kitka asked.

"Yes, well, Rico is, um, allergic... to plastic," Private explained. "And, I should know that bettah than any of you, since I'm a double-agent, and such. Evil to the core!"

"Oh. Okay zen. I vill change the titanium cages to ze plastic!" Hans declared.

(Oh wow, oops, that was long. To compensate I won't post again for a while.)

(Heeeeey, I think I see what's happening)

Once Hans replaced the cages, they were put into place, and everyone waited.

Back with the team

"Kowalski, on to stage two of our plan!" Skipper barked.
"Aye aye, Skipper!" Kowalski replied.

"Scanning, scanning,. scanning, andddd, aha, I've found Private" said Kowalski

"Where is he?"

"I think he's tied up somewhere, underground in Han's habitat" replied Kowalski

"What? That's not good! Alright men, move out!"

From a distance, a figure looms over the penguins, watching their every move.

"They're here" the voice gave the signal on the talkie

"Excellent"

"Skipper, have you got the feeling that you were being watched?" Kowalski asked, looking arond nervously.
"I've had that feeling a hndred times, Kowalski, and I have it again. Someone's watching us...."

"Keep your eyes peeled men, we don't know when it will strike"

As they slowly approached Hans habitat, Skipper and his team began searching for...

Private, hoping they weren't too late.
"So, you have come," said a voice. Skipper looked up and gasped...

"Kikta!" said Skipper "it's an ambush men!

Several figures leapt from the bushes and started attacking the penguins all at once.

"Skipper! There are too many of them!" Kowalski shouted.
"Keep fighting, Kowalski!"

"Change of plans men, you guys distract them, while I go get Private and out of this nuthole you call a zoo"

"But Skip.." Kowalski was interrupted.

"That's an order soldier" said Skipper, while dodging an attack.

"Yes, sir!" Kowalski called back, as his leader belly slid out of view.

"Now how do I get in?" he asked himself

"There must be a entrance around here somewhere"

He wandered up and down, until he stepped on a slab that lowered slighty, and a door opened.

"Well that was easy" he said to himself, muttering.

What he saw was just a small, creepy hallway and his only guide, was the light that shone in front of him.

"I'm coming for ya Private, hang on!" he shouted

Skipper's loud voice can be heard echoing thru the walls.

"Yes Skipper, come for me, I dare you" whispered Private to himself and cackling at the same, all while being tied to a chair.

(Ooooooooh, this story is exciting me!)

Skipper slowly made his way down the hall, flippers up, ready to fight, when he heard a cry.
"HELP ME, SKIPPAH!"
Little did he know the owner of the voice, Private, was faking, as he hurried faster to save his friend...