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Random Corrupt a wish!

SymmaGirl2 posted on Dec 26, 2011 at 10:01PM
Okay, so the rules are simple. One poster makes a wish, then the next poster comes up with a way to turn that wish bad. Then they wish again, and so on. Here's an example:

Poster 1: I wish that the entire world was made of chocolate.

Poster 2: The sun melts the chocolate and turns it into a big chocolate puddle floating through space.

Alright! I'll start...

I wish that I could fly.

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over a year ago Sammisaurus said…
You fly too close to the sun and burn up into nothing.

I wish I could drive.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You lose control of the wheel and go tumbling off of the Grand Canyon.

I wish I could draw well.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
You draw too-naughty pictures and end up getting arrested for it.
I wish I had a donut.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The donut is jelly-filled, but the jelly was accidentally mixed with nuclear waste and you die after eating it.

I wish China became one with Russia. *OHONHONHONHON!*
over a year ago Zero_Delta said…
If you are talking about Hetalia IDK, but in reality they form a giant millitary force and you and your family die as they wage war to take over the world.

I wish I could change gender at will. Hehehehe...
over a year ago ImAnEasel said…
You lose control and the genders blend, making you a boy/girl mutant thing (I know there is a word for it, but I don't know how to spell it. XD).

I wish for never-ending wishes! Is that allowed? If not, then I wish I could jump in and out of TV shows, films and video games at will.
over a year ago Zero_Delta said…
The word is hermaphrodite (but I probably spelled it wrong)

You took an arrow to the knee (or a laser to the face). You can no longer be an adventure.

Vegeta: Grant me my immortality!!!
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You wind up contracting an incurable disease and have to live with the disease for your eternal life.

I wish to be a famous author.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
You get arrested and sued for copying Stephenie Meyer's novels word-for-word (even the title!) and selling it.

I wish my stepfather's daughters weren't greedy, corrupted, lying little wenches!
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
blush
Too much?
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Instead of greedy, corrupted, lying little wenches, they are now ugly, vicious, evil, robots that are out to conquer the human race.

I wish I lived in Japan.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
You hop on a plane to Japan, only to have it crash to the racist, unwelcoming side (note, I said SIDE, to indicate that not all Japanese are racists) of Japan, with no way out.

I wish I could sing.
over a year ago bubblegum_kiss said…
you sing too loud and wake up all the neighbors and get evicted.

i wish i had naturally pink hair
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
monkey
P!nk sues you because she believed you were trying to copy her style.
I wish I was a Graphic Designer.
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
It turns out that your graphics are horrible.

I wish that the english dub of Sailor Moon was available for streaming on Netflix.
over a year ago someone_save_me said…
The English dub of Sailor Moon becomes available for streaming on Netflix, but not in your country for some reason.

I wish I had a pet Panda.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Your pet panda is rabid and it eats you alive.

I wish crrazycake was finally off of Fanpop.
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
She comes back on another account.

I wish that Thunderforce 3 was rereleased on the US Virtual Console.
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over a year ago someone_save_me said…
It's re-released and you get it, but once you get it your console immediately breaks.

I wish I knew how to sing Silent Night in German like I used to. (Lolwut.)
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
Turns out that singing Silent Night in german summons zombies from the dead to kill you.

I wish that Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 had 100 characters (50 for each side).
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
crying
You get your 100 characters, but there's not enough room on the disc to actually make a character-fighting program.
I wish my kitten Baby would come back home...
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
He/She comes back, but he's/she's got rabies.

I wish people would abandon that Hetalia crap and watch REAL history spoofs like You Nazty Spy and I'll Never Heil Again.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Your baby kitten got rabies and it bites you and you die.

I wish that I could play violin.
over a year ago zeebem10 said…
Your bow that you are using to play to violin gets accidentally stabbed into your eye...violent huh?

I wish that I will win The X Factor when I audition.
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
The show gets canceled before you audition.

I wish that there was another Captain Commando game.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The game glitches and you can't play it.

I wish I could write calligraphy.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
While writing, you get too much ink on your fingers and getink poison.
I wish I could see what Rishid Ishtar's hair would look like if he allowed it to grow.
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
If it grew, Ishtar's hair would look like shit.

I wish that people on this site actually knew about Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Everybody on the site knows about it, but they hate it.

I wish people would listen when I talk in real life...
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
People would listen, but they wouldn't understand what you're saying.

I wish people could just stop giving 4Kids! a hard time about how they're "ruining anime", when in reality, they're just doing their damn job.
over a year ago mistymaydawngo said…
Everyone ends up enjoying the work 4kids does and all other dubbing companies go out of buisness


I wish I had a sammich
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
Someone stole it.

I wish that Rapid Angel for the PS1 was translated.
over a year ago someone_save_me said…
Rapid Angel for the PS1 was translated, but not into your language.

I wish for this to be my best year ever.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It's your best year, but you'll have super bad luck for the rest of your life after 2012 is over.

I wish I could have coffee without getting hyper.
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
Coffee will make you drowsy instead.

I wish that yuri had more respect on this site.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Yuri gets more respect, but yaoi gets even more.

I wish that blue cotton candy actually tasted different than the pink cotton candy.
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
Blue cotton candy tastes different, but the different taste is total shit.

I wish that Toonami was still around.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It's still around, but it only airs the moment you fall asleep.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school again tomorrow...T~T
over a year ago pianoA1 said…
You end up having to go to school for the rest of your life because you can't seem to pass any grades. (ps. i don't have school tomorrow :))

I wish that everything was free and there was no limit to the resources!
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
The degree of gluttony rises in all countries of the world.
I wish I could go to the anime convention next month.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You go, but nobody else is there, not even the VAs.

I wish I had some time alone to watch Ed x Envy yaoi videos.
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
You have some time alone, but all Ed x Envy yaoi videos get deleted off the internet.

I wish that people would just abandon all that stupid Hetalia bullshit and watch some anime that's actually good.
over a year ago Sammisaurus said…
Your computer glitches when trying to load the videos.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You don't procrastinate, but you are given a whole lot of work and attempt to get all of it done the day it's given to you, and you drive yourself to exhaustion.

I wish I could buy anime merchandise...
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over a year ago XxEmolovexX said…
They stop making it!

I wish the anime character i hate most would die >_>
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
He dies, but so does your favorite anime character.

I wish people would stop ignoring what I post.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
They don't ignore it, but they troll all over it and raep your updates.

I wish I had a pony. Bl
over a year ago bubblegum_kiss said…
you get a pony but it turns out you were cheated and its just a baby horse and then it grows up and you have no room for it anymore and are forced to put it to sleep...

i wish all the boys in my school were gay
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over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
All the boys in your school turn gay, but all the girls in your school leave because no one loves them.

I wish that Hetalia would rightfully die off.
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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It dies off, but all anime in existence start having Hetalia references in them.

I wish I could do alchemy!
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