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Random Corrupt a wish!

SymmaGirl2 posted on Dec 26, 2011 at 10:01PM
Okay, so the rules are simple. One poster makes a wish, then the next poster comes up with a way to turn that wish bad. Then they wish again, and so on. Here's an example:

Poster 1: I wish that the entire world was made of chocolate.

Poster 2: The sun melts the chocolate and turns it into a big chocolate puddle floating through space.

Alright! I'll start...

I wish that I could fly.
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over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
Your first alchemy spell blows up in your face.

I wish that I had a Sailor Moon plushie.
over a year ago bubblegum_kiss said…
the sailor moon plushie comes to life (like those creepy dolls in horror stories) and murders everyone in the house.

i wish i had more siblings
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Your siblings turn out to be possessed and they kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could meet Alessandro Juliani.(L from Death Note's English VA and the best singer in the world)
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over a year ago ivoryphills said…
You meet him, but he chargesyou $5,000.00 just for looking at him.
I wish BatCountry9000 would stop bashing Hetalia.
over a year ago BatCountry9000 said…
I shut up about Hetalia, but then I start bashing Naruto, Death Note, and Bleach.

I wish that Uwe Boll was assassinated for all the bad movies he's made.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
Uwe Boll is assassinated, but in honor of his memory, the media plays all of his movies annually on the anniversary of his death.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
over a year ago mathrox said…
You get a fish but it's a rare breed that needs special/expensive food and care, you become broke as a result and can't afford food so you eat the fish but die because its poisonous.


I wish I was a super-genius.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You wind up knowing too much and get killed by a secret organization.

I wish L Lawliet hadn't died! T~T
over a year ago girpandababies said…
l lawliet goes power crazy from death note and kills you.


i wish i had a demon butler
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The demon butler is evil and stabs you in your sleep. Plus, he's an ugly demon.

I wish I could go out into the countryside, away from the city lights and fumes, and just stare at the stars...
over a year ago girpandababies said…
A shooting star lands on ur face & u die.

i wish i could be invisible.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You disappear.

I wish I could sing Francium by Hatsune Miku.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
You get sued by Hatsune.
I wish I didn't have pimples.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You get warts.

I wish I hate a pet frog.
over a year ago girpandababies said…
The frog becomes godzilla & eats you.


i wish i wasnt bored
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You're too busy.

I wish I could go out with any anime character I wanted.
over a year ago girpandababies said…
The anime character's fangirls crazy murders you.

i wish i had a muffin.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
crying
The muffin makes you too fat.
I wish I was finished with this uber-long essay.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You get three more essays to write.

I wish I was in Hetalia.
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over a year ago ivoryphills said…
Russia tries to kill you.
I wish Nekohime would stop roaming around with these strange cats.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The strange cats start clinging to you whoever you go and tear your clothes to shreds.

*sings to the tune of Anything You Can Do* I wish I could do anything better than you!
over a year ago braniack said…
you can embarrass your self better than me,you can get into trouble better then me

I wish I couldn`t get grounded
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
monkey
You get arrested.
I wish that women can headbang.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
What?! Nothing inappropriate, please!

I wish I could gain about ten pounds so I won't be underweight anymore.
over a year ago afsha1997 said…
laugh
physical training
i wish i could fly.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
How did that crush my wish? Whatever. You fly so high there's no oxygen and the pressure is too low, so you suffocate and explode.

I wish I had a Flying Mint Bunny~!
over a year ago afsha1997 said…
big smile
umm... tiger eat it when bunny sleeping
i wish i had my own cell phone
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It's a toy cell phone.

I wish I could turn into a cat.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
As a cat, you get chased by dogs, animal patrol, and annoying 5-year-old girls with sticky syrup fingers that want to put frilly lace bows on you and call you "Ms. Fluffikins". (By the by, headbanging isn't inappropiate; it's when avid rock fans swing their heads back and forth in tune with an epic rock song)
I wish King of the Hill wasn't cancelled.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It isn't cancelled, but it only shows an episode once a year at midnight on a school night.(Ah, I didn't know what it was, so I googled it, and some very bad things came up...)

I wish real guys were as hot as anime guys.
over a year ago afsha1997 said…
umm..... they will like girl long hair

i wish i m living in japan
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
The Japanese people make your life miserable there.
I wish cheese didn't make me fart.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It makes you go diarrhea instead.(Am I a nerd for knowing how to spell that? XD Oh, and afsha1997? I have long hair, so that didn't really corrupt my wish... XD)

I wish I could grow pretty flowers...
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
The pretty flowers give off poisonous mists.
I wish that I could decide between Mt. Mary and MNSU-Mankato.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Both of them are taken down the next day.

I wish I could sing a good contralto instead of mezzo-soprano.
over a year ago afsha1997 said…
sad
you got tonsils

i wish i could be in marathon...
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
You are the very last person to finish the marathon.
I wish I could sing good contralto, too! (That's the highest octave, right?)
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Nobody appreciates your abilities at singing contralto.

I wish that Power Rangers, Sailor Moon, and The Avengers could all have one giant crossover with each other.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
The crossover is poorly written, causing a downfall of fans, the lay-offs of writers, and the cancelling of shows.
I wish I didn't have this obsession with Hetalia now. :-l
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You have an obsession with Rebecca Black's music instead.(By the way, contralto is the lowest voice range for a girl. Soprano is highest, mezzo-soprano is in the middle.)

I wish I could see a double rainbow!
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
You see a double rainbow, only for it to disappear and leave an image of Lord Zedd in its place, which scares the crap out of you.

I wish that Fox Kids was still around (by the way, are we allowed to include images?).
You see a double rainbow, only for it to disappear and leave an image of Lord Zedd in its place, whic
over a year ago thetacoman said…
It returns, but airs nonstop footage of the local zoo's pet rock exhibit.
I wish I could ride a giant milipede to school.
*le Pokemon derp*
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The millipede kills you.(And pics are allowed~!)

I wish I had a pet Flying Mint Bunny. Bl
over a year ago thetacoman said…
For five seconds, you have a mint bunny. Then Britan steals it for his collection.

I wish I had a TARDIS.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It breaks the moment you get it.

I wish I could play chess better than my third grade sister. TwT
over a year ago thetacoman said…
You beat her, but any record, including your memory of it, is erased.

I want to go to the Moon in a hospital with no shoes.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The Moon explodes and you die.

I wish I could beat Wheatley in Portal 2.
over a year ago thetacoman said…
I already did. =D

I want to ride an elephant.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You fall of and it squashes you.(DAMN IT. T3T)

I wish trolls would disappear off of the Internets for good.
over a year ago Ale1152 said…
Trolls disappear off the internet but SOPA and PIPA get passed as result of it.

I wish I could own more money.
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