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Random Corrupt a wish!

SymmaGirl2 posted on Dec 26, 2011 at 10:01PM
Okay, so the rules are simple. One poster makes a wish, then the next poster comes up with a way to turn that wish bad. Then they wish again, and so on. Here's an example:

Poster 1: I wish that the entire world was made of chocolate.

Poster 2: The sun melts the chocolate and turns it into a big chocolate puddle floating through space.

Alright! I'll start...

I wish that I could fly.

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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It gets stolen.

I wish I could play Chinese Checkers.
over a year ago girpandababies said…
It explodes(?)

i wish it was snowing
over a year ago thetacoman said…
You meet a yeti.

I wish I had a Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It creates a black hole and destroys Earth.

I wish I had a potato battery that spoke to me.
over a year ago thetacoman said…
It calls you fat and accuses you of trying to kill it.

I wish I could warn the '60's that their superheroes are Gary-Stu's.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
mischievous
Instead, their superwomen are Mary-Sues.

I wish ACTA, SOPA, and PIPA would just... disappear...
over a year ago thetacoman said…
They dissapear. And get passed because no-one knows about them.

I wish I could go to the Enrichment Centre.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
GLaDOS lies about cake and tries to bake you.

I wish I had a combustable lemon to BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN!
over a year ago thetacoman said…
Life calls the cops.

I wish I could find the Bots.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
When you find them, they kill you immediately.

I wish people who sing The Star Spangled Banner at sports games could actually sing well.
over a year ago thetacoman said…
America arrives from his perch atop the Washington Monument and sings it himself, breaking your ears.

I wish I could see where the nations meet.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
They all strangle you upon seeing you.

I wish I had a MOOSTACHE~
over a year ago thetacoman said…
Canada becomes jealous because he doesn't have one.
WWIII starts.

I wish Sealand would visit Texas. (My state, not the character.)
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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
He has to drag his country over land and winds up dying of exhaustion when he reaches Texas.

I wish I could throw a German Sparkle Party~!
over a year ago thetacoman said…
(D=)
Germany sues you.

I wish Greece would stay awake during the World Council meetings.
over a year ago Ale1152 said…
When Greece stays awake for the meeting, everyone else falls asleep.

I wish I could meet every character from Hetalia.
over a year ago thetacoman said…
Germany steals you and demands ransom from your native (insert nation here).

I wish I had a wish from the Take-A-Wish Foundation.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The wish is, "I wish I could die very slowly and painfully of various deadly diseases."

I wish they couldn't beat, couldn't beat my, no couldn't beat my, Brooklyn Rage~!
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over a year ago thetacoman said…
Your Brooklyn Rage no longer exists; therefore, is impossible to beat.

I wish I could visit the UK.
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
The UK had to be quarantined.

I wish that Sailor Moon would get a re-vision like Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers did.
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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
They get new voice actors/actresses who suck and make the show horrible.

I wish I could paint my house a wicked hipster pink. Bl
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Your parents won't let you.

I wish that the Quantasaurus Rex was real.
Your parents won't let you. I wish that the Quantasaurus Rex was real.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It kills you and your entire family.

I wish I had a unicorn and a fairy named Tinkerbell. Bl LIKE A BOSS.
over a year ago thetacoman said…
It is a robot unicorn and attacks.

I wish animals could talk.
over a year ago Ale1152 said…
Every animal starts killing humans.

I wish that I could have free stuff.
over a year ago thetacoman said…
The police arrest you for shoplifting.

I wish I could be a nation.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Sealand bugs you about becoming a nation and drives you to commit suicide.

I wish Pluto was still a planet.
over a year ago thetacoman said…
It becomes the Sealand of the Solar system.

I wish war would stop, if even for just a year.
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Lord Zedd appears and declares war the instant that year ends.

I wish I could trick someone into saying "iamag oon".
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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
They beat you into a bloody pulp afterwards and you die of blood loss and organ damage.

I wish I had a good topic for Current Events on Friday.
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over a year ago thetacoman said…
It's the Second Cold War.

I wish money grew on trees, rather than being printed.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The money disintegrates upon picking it from the tree.

I wish I could get Marukaite Chikyuu out of my head.
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
You start having hallucinations about the Marukaite Chikyuu 3 days after it goes away.

I wish that SOPA never existed.
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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Instead, ACTA and PIPA get passed.

I wish I could draw anime characters well, most specifically China from Hetalia.(I CAN'T GET THE DAMN PONYTAIL RIGHT. DX)
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over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
You master the ways of drawing China, but someone steals your pencils and such as well as deletes your art programs to keep you from doing so.

I wish I covered wars.
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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
(Aw, damn, that one was good...)All wars are erased from history.

I wish I could perform alchemy!
over a year ago PartyOrange said…
You would preform alchemy on a human, which would rip your soul from your body, using a statue thing (damn.. I don't know) for a body for the rest of your life.



I wish I could watch Yaoi all day and do nothing else. (*shot*)
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over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
You're forced to update your computer (assuming that you actually watch Yaoi online), meaning you have to do something OTHER than watching Yaoi.

I wish that cellphone gaming would just die off (I'm actually serious when I say that. I HATE cellphone gaming).
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Internet gaming dies off too.

I wish Pretear(the most awesome anime ever!) was longer than thirteen episodes.
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Another 13 episodes are made. However, due to the episodes being made on a Friday and 13 being an unlucky number, Jason Vorhees appears and kills everyone.

I wish that I didn't have to corrupt any these wishes.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You have to corrupt all other wishes.

I wish I could name you Squishy.
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Someone names me Squishy before you do.

I wish that fangirls all over the world went crazy for the sexy beast known as Lord Zedd instead of the usual boring anime guys.
Someone names me Squishy before you do. I wish that fangirls all over the world went crazy for the s
over a year ago KitKatLex said…
Lord Zedd attacks all the fangirls

I wish Hermione marry Harry
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Harry considers Hermione a friend and nothing more.

I wish that the Ecchi & Hentai club wasn't taken down.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
All of it's content is deleted and no one can't post anything in the club anymore because of some glitch.

I wish I could play kickball better.
over a year ago poniesaremybffs said…
cool
You kick the ball superhard and kill someone you love by hitting them in the head. It bounces off of their head and hits an evil man. The evil amn hunts you down and kills you.

I wish that my mom wasn't overprotective.
over a year ago ivoryphills said…
She ends up not caring about you at all, even when you die.
I wish that J.B. and the other pop "musicians" would just leave and make room for actual musicians.
over a year ago Zero_Delta said…
Thousands of fangirls go on a massive rampage. You are killed during one of the riots.


Krillin: I wish I could finally get my 3-foot hoagie...
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
The hoagie is poisoned.

I wish Picnik.com wasn't going to get shut down.
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Instead, it gets hacked and raided by Anonymous.

I wish that I could watch porn on my Wii.
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