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Random Corrupt a wish!

SymmaGirl2 posted on Dec 26, 2011 at 10:01PM
Okay, so the rules are simple. One poster makes a wish, then the next poster comes up with a way to turn that wish bad. Then they wish again, and so on. Here's an example:

Poster 1: I wish that the entire world was made of chocolate.

Poster 2: The sun melts the chocolate and turns it into a big chocolate puddle floating through space.

Alright! I'll start...

I wish that I could fly.

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over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Anime dubs drop off the face of the Earth, so now you can only watch anime in Japanese, with no way of knowing what the characters are saying.

I wish I knew what the hell Homestuck is without having to go search all over the Internet.
over a year ago victoria7011 said…
Well you can only find about Homestuck on the internet so you have to.

I wish that i was in canada
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
You get lost in the Canadian wilderness.

I wish my Power Rangers & Sailor Moon spot had more fans.
over a year ago SOSbrigade said…
It does but then someone reports your club for no reason and your club gets deleted

I wish that my friend in south korea will come back to Japan
over a year ago victoria7011 said…
When she comes back, she realises she has forgotten her phone and goes back to get it.

I wish that Simon Cowell had a beard.
over a year ago kp1fan said…
that will make him so ugly so they will shot him for being ugly and mean

I wish that i have superpowers
over a year ago missracoon said…
Your superhuman powers involve turning into peanut butter, which sucks
I wish Twilight didn't have "sparkly" vampires
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Instead, it has zombies that are forced to dance to "Thriller" whenever there's a full moon.

I wish that I could write enough for a second Hetalia rant.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
Both of your hands fall off and your computer crashes right before you can post it.

I wish I was a published author.
over a year ago missracoon said…
Your books sell so well you end up getting torn to pieces by lusty fanboys.

I wish Naruto and Sasuke were cannon in Naruto...
over a year ago afsha1997 said…
laugh
anime maker changed it


i wish next one not corrupt my wish
over a year ago missracoon said…
Your wish gets corrupted anyway :D

I wish the sky was green for no reason
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
It turns green, but then it starts raining stomach acid for no reason.

I wish that I could expect the Spanish Inquisition.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You expect the Spanish Inquisition, but the apocalypse is the next day and you don't expect that because you're too busy expecting the Spanish Inquisition and you don't plan for it and you DIE. *takes deep breaths*

I wish I had portal gun!
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
The Portal gun malfunctions and implodes.

I wish I had a Snorlax plushie.
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The Portal gun malfunctions and implodes. I wish I had a Snorlax plushie.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
It comes to life and kills you in your sleep with carbon monoxide and a rusty dagger.

I wish my family would stop trying to force me into Spanish class.
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
They stop trying to force you, but then the Spanish Inquisition starts popping up when you least expect them.

I wish I could bring light to Ganon's lair (is it okay to include videos?).
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
(Sure!)
He kills you until you die.

I wish GLaDOS would accept me as an Aperture Science Test Subject.
over a year ago missracoon said…
They do but your head explode due to your happiness.

I wish L was real...
over a year ago victoria7011 said…
Well L is just a word so im sorry it cant be real.

I wish that someone would dance in front of me so I can laugh.
over a year ago missracoon said…
to laugh to hard and your brain bursts open

i wish i was part reindeer
over a year ago fake_alibi13 said…
You are locked in a lab getting tortured as a test subject since you are the only part reindeer part human...

I wish anime characters couldbe real...
over a year ago tokidoki123 said…
They are,but only the evil ones and they take over the world and kill you

I wish I didnt have so many fangasms (FANgasms)
over a year ago missracoon said…
Due to dat fact the world turns upside down, therefore killing you intill you are dead.

I wish my cat would stop smoking...
over a year ago RedPineapple said…
big smile
Your cat stops smoking, but it takes up drinking instead. This leads to it's eventual loss of bladder control. Causing the cat to lose the ability of being litter trained...

I wish I had a non-poisoned...perfect cupcake.
over a year ago girpandababies said…
Your cupcake starts smoking and sells you to support his addiction^^


I wish i could kill people buy staring at them
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You accidentally kill Barack Obama while watching a debate on TV and staring at him during his speech and you get arrested.

I wish I could erase the I'm Sexy and I Know It video from my mind. *shudder*
over a year ago missracoon said…
Your whole mind goes wack (nice choice of words there right? WACK)
and now you have gained servere brain damage.

I wish i was slightly less random...
over a year ago hetalia4thewin said…
you become way less interesting and all your friends leave you

i wish i lived closer to my friends
over a year ago missracoon said…
You move closer to your friends but one of them dyes their hair green while riding a unicycle (?)

I wish i had a bagel right now
over a year ago robobot14 said…
The bagel is poisonous and when you eat it you die!
I wish Winx Club was on Netflix
over a year ago ixAthena said…
Netflix would be corrupted with sparkly fairy dust

I wish Pokemon was real :3
over a year ago RedPineapple said…
Pokemon becomes real, but everyone turns evil and tries to kill you with their pokemon summons.

I wish I could watch the clouds in winter and not get cold...
over a year ago missracoon said…
Instead you get boiling hot so watching clouds is all the more difficult

I wish i was not alergic to ketchup
over a year ago girpandababies said…
Romnao then kills you for eating all his ketchup.


I wish i could speak french
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You forget how to speak English and have to learn it all over again.

I wish I could sing Francium by Hatsune Miku.
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over a year ago robobot14 said…
You sing it,then it gets recorded,but then Miku sues you!
I wish my room was clean
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over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
Your room is clean, but then rats start traversing across your floor.

I wish I knew the lyrics to this song.
over a year ago SymmaGirl2 said…
You can never listen to the song again.

I wish I had the time to continue reading Homestuck and get to the good part.
over a year ago missracoon said…
You do but then somebody drops the book into the bath.

I wish i lived in Hetalia...
over a year ago izfan9500 said…
But it's an anime, so that can never come true.

I wish I could have a pet bunny.
over a year ago tokidoki123 said…
The store is out of bunnies >:D

I Wish i could Fly!
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
You get struck with a thunderbolt while flying.

I wish that the ancient aliens would just appear already.
over a year ago tokidoki123 said…
They appear,but they kill you violently.

I Wish my brother would hurry home...
over a year ago izfan9500 said…
He can't, because time is frozen.

I wish that homework didn't exist.
over a year ago missracoon said…
Instead school has 21 hours :DDD

I wish orange would not clash with red...
over a year ago izfan9500 said…
Instead, it clashes with every single color but red.

I wish I had a bar of chocolate right now.
over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…
The bar of chocolate is actually a bar of soap colored brown.

I wish that I could screw the rules without any money.
over a year ago edwardcarlisle said…
The world is moving always around money, there's nothing that can be done without it.

I wish I were smaller.
over a year ago delalalala said…
You become ridiculed and bullied for your sudden loss in height which eventually leads to suicide

i wish i were attractive
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