Epic Quote of The Day:
The Officer X Factor -

Skipper: Kowalski, how's that deck temperature looking?
Kowalski: Let's see...
*Kowalski drops an egg onto the deck, which cracks, starts to fry, burns, and turns into a pile of smoldering ash, which blows away.*
Kowalski: A searing inferno of agony.
Skipper: Poetic. Posted over a year ago

I'm eating butterscotch cookies right now...and I'm sitting between a tinfoil window and a dark closet.Looking out for Private in both places.
<_< >_> I think it's safe. Posted over a year ago

hmmm. I can't decide, if I like season 1 or season 2 of POM.. What do you thinky winky? (I'm in a bouncy weird mood :P) Posted over a year ago

Me: *sings pom song in class*
Friend: ....what are you singing??
Me: its better that you not know
Friend: O.O
Me: *keeps singing*
oh yeah...i love creepin her out B) Posted over a year ago

Uncle: You're a monkey! Because you're so small!
Me: No I'm not!
Uncle: Oh yeah? What's small and has to hands and feet?
Me: Uh...A lemur!
Uncle: Then you're a lemur!
Me: :D Posted over a year ago

Ah. Love the good old days. Even before I found this site. Going on Nick.com everyday to talk about the penguins(I was so obsessed, my cousin claimed that I was the top commenter >:D) Me daydreaming about Kowalski ruining his face(don't ask) and pretending that he sang like David Archuleta.

Goooood times. Posted over a year ago

"Ur my cup of tea"

Skipper drinks tea?? Posted over a year ago

"All Choked Up"

Kowalski: "I... also... love... you, in the same... way... expressed previously... dude."

Man, for a genius, he sucks at goodbyes! Posted over a year ago

I have to ask - is there ever an instance IN THE SHOW where Skipper does a spit take? I know Kowalski's done multiple, but I really need a clip of a Skip-take. Posted over a year ago

HUT 2 3 4! HUT 2 3 4!
...well, idk how else to spell hut XD Posted over a year ago

You guys my 2 goal in life came true(it was to help the Penguins)I first found the penguins by accident in school(when I found them,I picked up Skipper but then he yelled at me ): but then he found out I understood him)so then he asked If I can help them get rid of Gardener X(This time he was wearing light green :D)and I kept on tricking X and then he got fired for yelling at me(a kid).And then I asked Skipper for his autograph so he put his flipper in ink and put it on paper but then I woke up. Posted over a year ago

I'm just going to ask. Who would like to draw my OC Brandon DeOtter? Now there is nothing special I'm looking in this pic, just draw Brandon with whatever comes to your mind. It could be Brandon playing the guitar, smashing a guitar over Skipper's head (I kinda want to see that XD) You know, anything, Just don't draw my OC breaking Marlene's heart or anything that would hurt her. Thank you and I hope someone draws him again soon ^^ Posted over a year ago

Everyone I Made A New Article Of Marlene/Maurice Check It Out. =) Posted over a year ago

Already started on my next video - it's over seven minutes long and full of awesomeness. I just gotta tell you, it's not easy finding clips for this: I'm doing the POM version of "The Cell Block Tango", where 7 women tell why they're in jail... killing their husbands and/or BFs.
Alice killed her husband with two shots to the head;
Kitka by arsenic poisoning;
the old squirrel lady by stabbing him ten times;
Ms. Perky was innocent;
Marlene can't remember how;
and Darla by suffocation.
Intense! Posted over a year ago

Epic Quote of The Day:
Madagascar 2 -

[Bulb on the fuel gauge is flashing]
Kowalski: Skipper, look.
Skipper: Analysis
Kowalski: It looks like a small incandescent bulb, designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction.
Skipper: I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.
Kowalski: That too, sir.
Skipper: Right. Rico, manual!
[Catches the manual and smashes the bulb with it]
Skipper: Problemo solved. Posted over a year ago

I got a Rico toy!!!!
I finished my collection!! Posted over a year ago

I now see the power of comic books.Long story,short,Family went to mall,mom went to eye doctor,I went with my dad to Barnes And Noble,he went to comic book section,I had to follow,I looked at Marvel Comics,and I now want to dress up like Spiderman,Hulk,Fantastic Four,X-Men,and more people.Sooo...Hey THROBBING CEREBRUM,wait Wonder Girl wants to join you. :D Posted over a year ago

Okay - just finished another video!!! I'm on a roll!
Before I put it up, though, I gotta ask: is anyone here specifically hating on country/western music? Personally, it's not my FAVORITE but after living in the Midwestern United States for seventeen years it kinda grows on you. I found a song by Josh Turner that is absolutely PERFECT for Rico and Ms. Perky ("Firecracker" - he actually compares his girlfriend to various explosives)...
Would anyone hate me if I put it up??? Posted over a year ago

Another quote that is even more epic, but not an epic quote.....
It's an EPICLY EPIC QUOTE!!!!!!!:
Madagascar 2 -

Skipper: Operation tourist trap is a go.
Private: Oh, I like that one, that's a good one.
Kowalski: It works on many levels, sir.
Skipper: You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.
Kowalski: That too, sir.
Private: Oh, absolutely, sir.

So true when it comes to many PoM parts. XD Posted over a year ago

Epic Quote of the Night:
It's About Time -

Skipper: So... it's a time machine.
Kowalski: Well, yes.
Skipper: Then why not just call it a time machine?
Kowalski: And while you're at it, why not call the Great Wall a fence, Mona Lisa a doodle, and Albert Einstein Mr. Smarty Pants?!

......Someone is overreacting..... xD Posted over a year ago

GUYS IM BACK! :D I HAD THE BEST TIME EVER!
if you want to see pics, it will be on my spot and the Gaga Spot :)
soooooo what did i miss? X) Posted over a year ago

OMG LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Nick just passed the premieres at 9:30 A.M commercial and.... LOL!!!

T-they showed *giggle* the penguins...... from Danger Wears a Cape.... all dressed up as superheroes... and... and... LOL KOWALSKI!
That DEFINITELY looks like a Throbbing Cerebelum!!! Hahaha! xD

*Details in comments↓↓↓* Posted over a year ago

Kowalski: 1, 2, 3, NOT IT!
Skipper: Not it!
Rico: Say what!?!
Kowalski: HE ADMITS HIS GUILT! Posted over a year ago

Kowalski has become an awesome influence. Right? Posted over a year ago

Nickelodeon Better Not Cancel Penguins Of Madagascar. That Is Just Wrong And I Want To See All The Episodes From Season 2.
Posted over a year ago

If they ever cancel the show like they did with "Chowder"..... I would literally go over to Nickelodeon Studios and scream at everyone I see!
.....Well..... probably not.... but I would draw a fanart of that if they did cancel PoM! Posted over a year ago

Ugh. Trying to learn trigonometry for the ACT... my dad's doing a great job explaining, I'm finally starting to get it... but I really, REALLY wish Kowalski was here. :( Posted over a year ago

oh somthing PoM related,
in school, me and a friend wanted revenge on a teacher, sooo, she said we needed a plan. i said "hold on, let me talk to my penguin friend to hack me up a chainsaw"
my friends reaction: O.O ".....wh...WHY?!?!"
Me: "cuz i can"
oh yeah, i went there.
btw, where's Rico? >X3 Posted over a year ago

ok ok ok i KNOW this isnt PoM related BUT
IM SO EXCITED ITS MY FIRST AND I CANT WAIT! I PROMISE THAT I WILL THINK OF ALL OF YOU :D (yet im leaving in an hour :P)
I WILL REPRESENT THE POM FANS AT THE LADY GAGA CONSERT!
YOU. HAVE. MY. WORD! Posted over a year ago

"On the other hand, here are things one who might give to an enemy: Wedgies, Contagious Viruses, Flaming Sacks Of Doo Doo, and of course, Poisoned Pie." - Kowalski

Kowalski you never fail to be funny XD Posted over a year ago

anybody wan't some request. but i draw it with paper cause i dont have any mouse ^^; ? Posted over a year ago

welcome to the Penguins Of Madagascar FanNation!

You can tell that I just made that word up.
(wait, did I?) Posted over a year ago

About The POM (Operation Break-spear) It's About:Private starts reciting Shakespeare, which Skipper misinterprets as coded enemy lingo. Posted over a year ago

well i did it,
i sang the PoM theme song in the hallways like a fearless bastard B)
...twice
i also sang the SBSP theme song too :P Posted over a year ago

MOVIE SPOILER!!!! MOVIE SSSPPPOOOOIIILLLEEERRR! :P

In Madagascar 3, (YES 3!), Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman, the penguins, Maurice, Julien, Mort, and likely some characters they met in Africa are going to.... *drumroll*............................. EUROPE!!!!!

I wont say any more! Just follow this link to Wikipedia to learn more about Madagascar 1, 2, 3(coming out in 2012), and possibly.... 4. XD

link)#Madagascar_3_.282012.29 Posted over a year ago

Movie execs say there is at least one more Penguins feature to come!

..In the words of the double rainbow guy:...What does this mean?
(No seriously I don't understand what that means, are they cancelling the show soon?)
link Posted over a year ago

I wish Skipper showed Kowalski's tattoo...But I don't know how he got that in the first place. :O Posted over a year ago

Do you believe that I have failed you? Posted over a year ago

You guys I have an Idea!!!What happens if there's a Hippie Day at all of our schools(High School,Collage,and Work)and instead of dressing up like hippies we wear camouflage shirts,slap somebody and say "Get a job hippie!!!Skipper(or Penguins) Rocks!!!" and runs off.Who agrees with me.Anyone? Posted over a year ago

I used a Skipper phrase today. "Holey Butterball!" Posted over a year ago

Ok, I've been listening to this song, and I think I could make it into a really good romantic fic for Kowalski and Doris. It will probably be sad though, seeing as the song is as well. Skillet - Lucy

link

If you have any suggestions, let me know. Posted over a year ago

Would anyone agree after seeing this commercial that Rico and the band Metalica have a lot in common? XD

link Posted over a year ago

My grandma bought an old-fashon mouse trap...The spoon broke.

Omg, My first thought when I saw that was Rico. XD Posted over a year ago

Who wants to bet that they will show a Doris episode in summer? XD Posted over a year ago

Both of these episodes will air on Feb 26, 2011 I can't wait to see the penguins as superheroes XD. Posted over a year ago

The plot for Break-Speare episode has been revealed:

Private starts reciting Shakespeare, which Skipper misinterprets as coded enemy lingo.

This one is even better XD Posted over a year ago

The plot for A Danger Wears A Cape has been revealed:

Private finds some old comic books, and soon he, Kowalski and Rico pretend to be superheroes

I'm so excited for this one :) Posted over a year ago

singing the PoM theme song in the hall cuz your a fearless bastard :)
sorry. but i love those XD
i promise to do that tomarrow ;) Posted over a year ago

OK...XD I'm doing a pic, with all the POM fans on it, to post it here. BUT there is a problem...not everybody has an OC :S soo.....what can I do?? x)
A) you (people that has an OC but I've never seen before) can send me a message with its description!! :D
B) I can write your usernames on the pic
C) eat a sandwich :P (what? I'm hungry xD)
D) GIVE ME OPTIOOOONS DX!!!
thanks :D

Posted over a year ago

There are only three rules on the zoo

1- Don't feed the animals
2- Don't touch the animals

3- And don't ask Alice stupid questions

XD! Posted over a year ago

Its been a long time since ive been here, and many things have changed and on that note i say
...
PENGUINS! Posted over a year ago

OMG! Joanna Garcia (aka Shauna) is really pretty! :D Posted over a year ago

Kowalski: And thus it's sent to the printer.
Private: But now with the title "Killer Commando Penguin" ...
Skipper: ...I'd go to that zoo!

Lol, Skipper. Posted over a year ago

You guys,today is National I Want Butterscotch Day!!!!Let's all get some Butterscotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

In Bio, we learned that birds have AMAZING eyesight (a bird can see a baseball 3 football fields away!), and then PoM came into my mind-especially when the penguins look through binoculars.

I wondered why they needed them at 1st, but I just dropped it because, well, it's a cartoon. The writers don't have to get every single thing right about penguins. But still, I couldn't help but question it just a bit. (sorry to bore you guys; told ya I'd randomly come on here sometimes);) Posted over a year ago

It's my "Valentine special" dedicated to my friend urumica.
me: Oh my Skipper, it's Valentines. AGAIN! *bangs the head against the wall* Kowalski, options!
Kowalski: *writes something on a clipboard* I suggest to go to a cafe, then watch your favourite movie, and in the evening let's...
me: *stops banging* YEEEES! *kisses Kowalski*
K.:*not as sure as he was before kissing* ...do some experiments in my lab?
me: Yes! *spontaneous explosions, I mean, kisses*
K.: *facepalm* Somebody help me... Posted over a year ago

Oh...wow, I forgot it was valentines day yesterday! And I also forgot it was total defense day here, too...I STILL HAVEN'T GOT TO WATCH THE NEW EPISODES YET D: Posted over a year ago

Happy Anti-Valentines Day everyone! Posted over a year ago

Epic Quote of the Night:
Penguins of Madagascar Christmas Caper -

Private: Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.
Skipper: Think nothing of it, young Private. It's the least we could do. You remember the Penguin Credo.
Private: What does deep-frying and biscuits have to do with any of this?
Skipper: Not that one, the other one! "Never swim alone!" Posted over a year ago

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Happy Valentines Day People's Posted over a year ago

Remember the Operation Lovey Dovey(If you don't look back at this wall)Well I knocked out Skipper it wasn't easy but I did it.So I call Skipper first since I made AND named the operation.But now we all get only 20 minutes with him.Who ever wants him next comment below. Posted over a year ago

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! LOVE U ALL <3 Posted over a year ago

Ok who dares me to go too the Spongebob's page and put...
"Hope you love this Sponge cause when he loses the KCA to Penguins he's going to need all the help he can get." Posted over a year ago

hey guys sorry 4 the other thing, my brother got mad at me and posted something bad , so i couldnt go on. im not allowed to be on this site anyway, so i got in trouble. so i hope you can 4give me,... oh and happy v day :) Posted over a year ago

happy valentines day you little PoM fans :)
its great to be single huh? XD just ask Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Marlene, ... just ask like most of the zoo
xD oh well, ♥ u guys! Posted over a year ago

Happy Valentine's Day! ♥ Posted over a year ago

So I don't have a valentine even though my middle name is Valentina well so I guess it's time for Plan B...First somebody knock out Skipper,then put a bow tie on and some flowers in his flippers,and lastly we can all take him out on a date.We all get one hour with him.Operation Lovey Dovey is a go!!! Posted over a year ago

I won 2 more toys, now of Kowalski and Skipper!

Now I just need to buy a Rico toy to finish collection :D Posted over a year ago

I need a valentine XD oh well i got Rico! Posted over a year ago

I shall never, ever know how, but SOMEHOW Tech-Man managed to save the video files... I have to re-install a few programs, but otherwise everything's here! Now... on to my next fan videos!!! (Sneak peek - the first one is a trailer of a fanfic I'll be putting up, then a tribute to Private!!!) Posted over a year ago

Private, Be my Valentine? Posted over a year ago

We'll probably see Doris in the future, I mean, we DID see Blowhole. Next we'll see Private's uncle!

I dunno about Manfreedy and Johnson.

M&J: Hey.
Private: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Kowalski: Yeah! Because of those...Chinstrap sisters? Right?
Skipper: I'm pretty sure it was the lack of escape tunnels.
Marlene: I thought it was the flying piranha!
Rico: Yup!
Julien: No, it was the exposure to parachuting clowns with mushrooms!
Skipper: Now you're just making that up!
Julien: And you weren't? Posted over a year ago

Remember in Love Hurts when Private first saw Nurse Shauna? I might create a music sheet for the Kenny G style backround music. I also might post it, depending on if I do it or not.

Note: If you play clarinet, you can use this into an awesome solo!!!! XD Posted over a year ago

SPOILER ALLEEEEEEERT!!!!!!!

You know I think it was sooo cute of Private, when he started to act insane in front of the nurse , because he was so desperate to stay close to his friends.. very touching <3 all in all this scene was freakin hilarious! Posted over a year ago

Hey everyone, I know there's been alot of spoilers around now with these new episodes. Since alot of people can't see the episodes right away and don't like spoilers, can we maybe announce at the top of posts including spoilers "SPOILER ALERT!" or something like that? It's kind of unavoidable with screenshots, but it could work with wall/forum posts.
Posted over a year ago

I got PoM slippers for ma birthday party! Although I don't think I'll be wearing them; I'd feel kinda bad stepping on Private. Maybe I'll keep them on my bed like a plushie! :D ...Maybe.
Posted over a year ago

OMG OMG OMG!!!! MY MOM GOT ME A POM VALENTINES DAY CARD!!!! IT'S ALL HOLOGRAPHIC AND AWESOME!! want me to upload a pic? Posted over a year ago

More Pictures I Upload (Nonsense Maurice & Skipper In The Spotlight) Posted over a year ago

WOOT! 1700 fans now! :D Posted over a year ago

I love Love Hurts. I laughed so hard with my brother. XD Posted over a year ago

Officer X had at least 3 kinds of jobs, one is animal control officer, the second is a bug exterminator and now the third is a zoo keeper, hmm if he makes another appearance, I wonder what his next job would be next :) Posted over a year ago

Finally I've seen the episodes of Officer X Factor and Love Hurts, now I can relate to everyone who has seen it :). Those were awesome
episodes, and now I'm looking forward to the next one on Feb 26, 2011. Posted over a year ago

Ahem, anyways, I made a All Nighter Before Christmas version of Speak Now:

Julien is not the kind of lemur,
Who should be speeding on a stolen news van towing a pine tree,
And Skipper is not the kind of penguin,
Who should be stalking a bunch of Santas…
And later on:
"Don't give up, pick yourselves off the floor,
You can save Kidsmas,
By cleaning up and more,
Don't wait or say you’re quitting now,
You can make the kids happy,"
And he said, "Start now,"

More in my article XD Posted over a year ago

*SCREAMS* too many spoilers! Still haven't watched them! Going krazy cuz people say they are AWESOME! *SCREAMS MORE AND COVERS EARS TO KEEP OUT SPOILERS* Posted over a year ago

Gah. So...many...spoilers...

It sucks to be the (possibly) only one in my country that even knows the "four penguins from the movie Madagascar" has their own show. I mean, we have SpongeBob here! So why...!

Anyway. I'll probably have to wait a few more week before someone decided to put them online. Darn it. Posted over a year ago

Hey I'm feeling a little better now, even if it's just a little bit.

Does anyone knows a website that I can watch Love Hurts/Officer X Factor???

That's not nick or youtube? Posted over a year ago

Is it me..or are the new episodes getting better? I mean, Love Hurts? That was brilliant!
Skipper: Who hasn't gone stupid for a lady? *Kowalski and Rico raise their flippers* Guatemala?
Rico: *puts flipper down*
Skipper: Doris the dolphin? *Kowalski keeps his hand raised* Don't make me show them the tattoo.
Kowalski: Doris! *sobs*
Sigh...once again, my heart breaks for ya, Kowalski. But your misery makes good comedy! (That's so wrong...XD) Anyway, Private earns major cool points from me. Epic! Posted over a year ago

SCIENTIFIC JIBBER-JABBER.... (^_^)

R: "Huh? (looking at the rain all confused)
K: "Of course, it's the salt.
The sodium granules
released from the pretzel cart
into the convected cloud layer
must have sparked
a freezing nucleation reaction
and BOOM!
instant rain."
R: (blinks all confused at him)
Posted over a year ago

I Added 3 New Pictures Of Penguins Of Madagascar Check It Out Posted over a year ago

Epic Quote of the Evening:
The Officer X Factor -

Skipper: Well that has to be, just the most ridiculous-
Kowalski: Y-you can't possibly imagine the statistical improbability that, well that-
Skipper: That Officer X... the Officer X... is hiding down there...
Kowalski: Just.. inches... below our, very feet..
Skipper: Well the, very idea, I mean it's, it's just that it's so-
Kowalski: It's so, so s-so so so-
Skipper: SO TOTALLY OBVIOUS!!!
Posted over a year ago

PoM Fail:
Love Hurts -

Kowalski: NO TUNA?! I mean, Private's in danger? Posted over a year ago

I'm Online I Was Busy Playing ToonTown Heh =) Posted over a year ago

Random quote from love hurts
Skipper-are you naked?
private-O_O
Skipper-OH YEAH!Were all naked! Posted over a year ago

Saw the new episodes, and they were good enough to make me want to come on here and say they were quite humorous and I enjoyed watching them. :) Even my twenty-year old sister laughed, and she is not a cartoon person by any stretch of the mind. Posted over a year ago

SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

I loved the new episodes! But I liked "Love Hurts" a lot more than "The Officer X Factor". That one was kinda dissapointing. My favorite parts were the lemur scenes, mainly when Mort started kicking Julien's butt, and the faces Julien was making when he told him to do it again. XD That and the very ending on the plane/snowcone cart thing. Posted over a year ago

I'm Busy Playing ToonTown Talk To y'all Later =) Posted over a year ago

Did Anybody See The New Eps Of (Love Hurts/Officer X Factor) Today? Posted over a year ago

They Were Awesome (POM) Next Eps WIll Be Airing (2/26/11) Posted over a year ago

New Ep Of POM (Love Hurts/Officer x Factor) Is On Now On My Time I'm Wacting It Too with MY Laptop Posted over a year ago