Harry Potter Wrong Answer Game

GoodWitchesRAJA posted on Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39PM
I saw this on a few other sites and there is probably one on here. So lets get this thing on the road, shall we?
So all you have to is give the wrong answer to the question. The name pretty much gives it away but oh well.
Here is an example:
Q: Who is Albus Severus Potter??
A: Ron and Hermione's Son only Harry and Ginny adopted him.

That was a weak one but whatevs...Lets start.

Who is Harry Potter??

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over a year ago sisi_st said…
Dumbledore. Shhhh Its a secret

Who does Hermione work for
over a year ago Haonako said…
the KKK

who is dumbledore gay for
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Yoda. He <3 the Force

Where did Yoda and Dumbledor meet
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
On the Death Star

What's the worst thing you can call a muggle-born?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
А plumber, а really big insult

Where does Snape work
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Stop-and-Shop

How does Sirius die?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Overeating with mc donalds in their new restaurant in Azkaban

Can Severus Snape cook
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
He tried once but he blew up half of Durmstang

Who is Snape's favorite student?
over a year ago Haonako said…
Scabbers

what was ginny's pet
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
a cat

What is Fred and George's joke shop called?
over a year ago Haonako said…
Hogwarts

How did Harry became a horcrux?
over a year ago Bellatrix666 said…
He didn't pay enough attention during charm lesson and made a mistake while trying to perform a cheering charm.

What is a thestral?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
A liquorice candy bar

Where can you find a dementor
over a year ago Bellatrix666 said…
The best place to find one is madam Puddifoot's tea shop, but you can find one in any warm and happy places.

Where would you go if I asked you to find a Bezoar?
over a year ago Haonako said…
to dumbledore's office

why did harry name his son albus severus
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Because he thought of the 2 oddest names possible and Ginny said "why not?"

how did voldemort die?
over a year ago sarok said…
Voldemort died while he was playing with Elder wand(by a mistake)

What is Harry's favorite subject?
over a year ago Haonako said…
Chemistry

Who did Lily end up with?
over a year ago sarok said…
Filch...she always had a crush on him

What's Harry's boggart?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Dumbledore

What does the spell "Wingardium Leviosa" do?
over a year ago sarok said…
It will make you to a frog

How did Harry's parents died?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Car-crash

What is Mrs. Norris?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Harry's cross-dressing uncle from Sweeden named Larry

What are Bertie Botts made of
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
arm fat and worms

why are there no muggles at Hogwarts?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Wizards are allergic to them

How do you summon a Patronus
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
You call for it

How do you get a wand?
over a year ago sarok said…
That's easy u can find it in all shopping centers

What is Dumbledore Army?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
The army for the country of Dumbledore

Who is Dolores Umbridge?
over a year ago blingz_13 said…
Umbridge is a sick old woman who hates people mostly Death Eaters

What does Stupefy do?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
It gets stupid people high. You misspelled it its Superfly.

How is a chocolate frog made
over a year ago lilith84 said…
You drown live frogs in liquid chocolate.

What's an animagus?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
A piece of the frog stuck in your teeth

How can you make a Patronus
over a year ago Haonako said…
by farting really loud

who teach potions?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Professor Porpington - Nick took up the job after Snape drowned in the lake

Who does Harry marry?
over a year ago Haonako said…
...he didn't. he got killed in the war before he could propose to hermione

who wrote fantastic beasts and where to find them?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Me.

Why did Professor Lupin resign?
over a year ago Haonako said…
he and sirius eloped.

why was harry sorted into gryffindor?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Because he was dumb, a mud-blood, and wasn't loyal. Even though there wasn't much of it bravery was his biggest quality

Who was the first girl Harry liked?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Me (haha sorry I couldn't resist...)

Why did Harry say "Not Slytherin, not Slytherin" when he was bieng sorted?
over a year ago Fangirl521 said…
Because the girl he liked would hate him

How did Ceric Diggory die?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
He died but ... I saw him in the sequal how was it called Twilight or something like that

How did Hermione get the Time Turner
over a year ago Haonako said…
She stole it from Neville.

Why did the Marauders decided to be animagi?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
So they could experience the eating habits of those animals

Why did Quirrel let the troll into the dungeons?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
As a social experiment.

What was hidden by Quirrel's turban?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
Well, Quirrel was really scared of vampires, so he had garlic in his turban

Who is Buckbeak?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
Hagrid's younger brother

How do you distinguish between a werewolf and a real wolf?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
werewolves enjoy opera, real wolves can't stand it.

What is a bowtruckle?
over a year ago Flickerflame said…
A small insect which eats bow ties

What does Professor McGonagall teach?
over a year ago hermionesparks said…
Physics to kindergarten kids

How did Dumbledore get the Elder wand?
over a year ago ScarOfTheWind said…
He got it from Neville who didn't like the shape of it

Who are the three brothers?