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Harry Potter Wrong Answer Game

GoodWitchesRAJA posted on Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39PM
I saw this on a few other sites and there is probably one on here. So lets get this thing on the road, shall we?
So all you have to is give the wrong answer to the question. The name pretty much gives it away but oh well.
Here is an example:
Q: Who is Albus Severus Potter??
A: Ron and Hermione's Son only Harry and Ginny adopted him.

That was a weak one but whatevs...Lets start.

Who is Harry Potter??

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over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He looked at himself in a mirror.

How did Dumbledore die?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He pushed pushed down stairs.

How did Harry 'die'.
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He smoked a joint.

Why was Dobby loyal to Dumbledore?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because he promised him cake.

Why were house-elfs scared to clean the Griffindor common room??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Because every time they go in there, they see Miley Cyrus twerking.

What does the Dark Mark look like?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
It's a heart with wings.

Where is Hogwarts located?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
The Houses of Parliament.

Where is Hogsmeade located?
The Houses of Parliament. Where is Hogsmeade located?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Under the British Empire.

Where is Honeyduke located??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
In a red light district.

What does M.O.M stand for?
over a year ago LadyAmortentia said…
Momma's Orgasmic Meatballs

What did Severus Snape invent?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Marijuana.

What did Dumbledore invent?
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over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Weed

How many things did Dumbledore invent??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
None.

Where does Dumbledore invent things?
over a year ago totalpotterfan said…
In the cupboard under the stairs.

How did Voldy die?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He died from sunburn.

Where did Voldemort die?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
In the White House.

Why did Voldy die??
over a year ago superDivya said…
Cause he jumped from a plane and his parachute did not open.

Who is Rowena Rawenclaw?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A lady who was a peasant in the late 13th century.

Who is Salizar Slytherin??
over a year ago superDivya said…
A guy who begs for socks in the winters.

What is a Wrackspurt?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A type of bedbug.

Who is Rowena Ravenclaw??
over a year ago teacupitty43 said…
harry's mum

whom did ron kiss in the last movie?
over a year ago totalpotterfan said…
Aunt Marge

Who does Harry marry?
over a year ago teacupitty43 said…
severus snape


who is dean Thomas?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A pig like creature.

Who is Albus Dumbledore??
over a year ago teacupitty43 said…
a barber in diagon alley


what is the triwizard cup?
over a year ago qwertygirl12345 said…
A stinking cup awarded to the smelliest winner of American Idol.

What are the 3 largest wizarding school of Europe?
over a year ago karolinak1999 said…
mischievous
Athlone Community College, Bower and the Marist - [lol the schools in my area]

who did Hermione Granger make out with and why?
over a year ago Book-Freak said…
Snape, because the fandom told her to.

Fill in the blank - Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and ------
over a year ago LadyAmortentia said…
Curly-Wurly

What is a Horcrux
over a year ago karolinak1999 said…
big smile
A necklace that glows in the dark!!!!!

Why did Lucius Malfoy secretely give Ginny Tom Riddle's diary?!
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because he thought it was her fathers notebook.

Why did Dobby try to keep Harry from going Hogwarts??
over a year ago sisi_st said…
There was a huge rat infestation

What did Ron think of Aragog?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He was just SO beautiful.

Why did Hagrid get expelled from Hogwarts??
over a year ago LadyAmortentia said…
Too Busy Farting in the corridors

Why was the forest Forbidden?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because that is where the wizard Black market was.

Where was the Chamber of Secrets??
over a year ago superDivya said…
In Hermione's beaded bag (DH)

Why has Harry got a scar on his forehead?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Because a tatoo was too mainstream

Why is Voldemort bald?
over a year ago Book-Freak said…
He's a hipster

Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose?
over a year ago sisi_st said…
Too many plastic surgeries

What is inside the Chamber of secrets
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Dumbledore's secret child.

Who is the Prisoner of Azkaban??
over a year ago Book-Freak said…
Luna.

What is the function of the Order of the Phoenix?
over a year ago signesv said…
To kill Harry Potter

Who is James Potter's son?
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over a year ago Book-Freak said…
Ron Weasley

How old was Dumbledore when he died?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Actually Dumbledore isn't dead, he's living under a new identity, working at Taco Bell. By the way, he's 52.

What is Fawkes?
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over a year ago Book-Freak said…
Dumbledore's pet elephant.

Who did Tonks marry?
over a year ago Kitcatcmp said…
Tonks marries Bill. He decides to ditch Fleur, and she marries Viktor Krum instead.

What are the Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Harry's made up fantasies.

Name the three Deathly Hallows.
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Ron, Harry, Hermione.

Who is the Heir of Slytherin??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Obama.

How do you kill a Basilisk?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
You show it pictures of Edward Cullen.

How so you destroy a horcrux??
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