Harry Potter Wrong Answer Game

GoodWitchesRAJA posted on Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39PM
I saw this on a few other sites and there is probably one on here. So lets get this thing on the road, shall we?
So all you have to is give the wrong answer to the question. The name pretty much gives it away but oh well.
Here is an example:
Q: Who is Albus Severus Potter??
A: Ron and Hermione's Son only Harry and Ginny adopted him.

That was a weak one but whatevs...Lets start.

Who is Harry Potter??

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over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He cut it off when he grew up b/c it was stopped up and he couldn't handle it.

Who is Rowena Ravenclaw??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Are you sure her name is Rowena? Last time I checked it was Garfield.

Who was Nigellus Black?
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over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Um okay.....lol

James best friend.

Who is James Potter??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
My uncle.

What is Buckbeak?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
My pet Green Bean.

Who is Sirus Black??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Rebecca Black's Grandfather.

What are the qualities of a Gryffindor?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Mean Snappy witty

What is Harry's owls name??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Bugs Bunny.

Why are the Dursleys muggles?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
They're these things that live underground and they don't like witches or wizards.


What is the name of a thing that turns into a wolf??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Waldo.

Why did Buckbeak strike Draco in POA?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because he didn't like his hair.

Why did Harry have to learn a patronus??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Because it's a Voldy repellant.

Why was Ron scared of spiders?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because he thinks they will kill him in the middle of the night.

Who is the guy who has 7 horcrux's??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Justin Bieber.

Why did Voldemort give Harry the scar?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
B/c he was jealous.

Why was Voldy jealous??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Because Voldemort didn't receive any cookies.

What happened to Voldemort's hair?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He got cancer so it fell out.

Why is Voldy evil??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Because his brain exploded out of his head, like a nuclear bomb.

Why is Bellatrix crazy?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Beacause one day her mom did her hair wrong and it is permanently stuck like it is now.

Who is Sirius Black??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A type of cheese sandwich.

What is a Time Turner?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A really really delicious desert.

What is an amangius??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A Greek God who was famous for his immense strength and courage.

What is Wizengamot?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A house-elf from planet Mars.

What is a wizard??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A pandemic that caused widespread disease.

What is a Grindylow?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A person who likes to eat ALL the time!!!

What is a werewolf??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
My whole family tree.

What is a troll?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A really small monster.

What is a unicorn??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He was a character made by Disney, who starred in Aladin.

What are merpeople?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
They're people who fly!!

What is Quidditch??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
It's a small shrimp, which is commonly found in the Pacific Ocean.

What is a Quaffle?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Its a large fish that eats people.

What is a beater??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A newly released fragrance by Paris Hilton.

What does a Chaser do?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A chaser is someone who defends the net in this game called basketball.

What is a snitch??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
David Cameron.

What is a bludger?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A fat person.

What is a broom??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Something you sweep with, when you are doing your housework.

What is Butterbeer?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Its a type of really yummy Ice Cream.

What is a quill??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A newspaper that the Working Class reads.

What books did Harry need for his 1st year?
over a year ago Kitcatcmp said…
Harry only needed one book, How To Succeed in Wizarding World Without Even Trying"

Who is Draco Malfoy?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A type of toilet paper.

Who is Lucius Malfoy??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He's the Twerking World Champion.

What does Rita Skeeter look like?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
She looks like my cat but human.

What amingus is Sirus Black??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A psychotic pencil.

What is Rita Skeeter's animagus?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A MAD bee.

What is Snape's patronus??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A dinosaur.

What is Dumbledore's patronus?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A tree.

What is Luna's patronus??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Her favourite teddy bear.

Who is Garrick Ollivander?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A hobo who lives on Diagon Ally.

Who is Severus Snape??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
It's the name of Shrek's swamp.

Why is Hermione so bossy?
over a year ago totalpotterfan said…
Because she hates magic!!!

Who does Ron marry?