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Harry Potter Wrong Answer Game

GoodWitchesRAJA posted on Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39PM
I saw this on a few other sites and there is probably one on here. So lets get this thing on the road, shall we?
So all you have to is give the wrong answer to the question. The name pretty much gives it away but oh well.
Here is an example:
Q: Who is Albus Severus Potter??
A: Ron and Hermione's Son only Harry and Ginny adopted him.

That was a weak one but whatevs...Lets start.

Who is Harry Potter??

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over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Draco, he has always had a secret crush on him.

Who does Hermione marry??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
The local vicar, who goes be the name Patrick.

Why is Voldemort so arrogant?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He's jealous of Harry's beauty.

Who does Harry marry??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Justin Bieber.

How did Dumbledore die?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He falls off a broom playing Quidditch.

How does Snape die??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Voldemort just looked at him.

How did Lupin die?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He was attacked by a Werewolf.

How did Tonks die??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
She saw a picture of a clown.

How did Colin Creevey die?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
His camera was possesed.

How did Fred/George die??
(sorry can't remember which one died)
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
((It was Fred, who died.))

Fred challenged George in a jousting competition. Unfortunately, Fred saw Voldemort and died.

How did Voldemort die?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
(thats what I thought)

He fell off a cliff.

How did Harry 'die'.
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Harry drank too much whiskey.

Why is Voldemort's face distorted?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
A spell went wrong during charms class. That also lead to why he is so evil. He was always really after the Charms teacher.

Why did Draco want to be a Death Eater??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Because he liked Twilight and took inspiration from Volturi.

Why do the Death Eaters wear masks?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
(omg thats amazing!!!)
Because their faces are sooooo ugly.

What to the students wear to Hogwarts??
Wotch-ya commented…
Thanks. over a year ago
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
My Little Pony Onesies.

What do you study in Herbology?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Potions.

What do you do in Transfiguration??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Listen, analyze and perform Justin Bieber songs.

What is apparition?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
It's when you learn to drive a car.

What is Potions Class??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A lesson that teaches you about farts and how to control them.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry have a motto: What is the motto?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
If you are in trouble go to the office and get help.

What is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A mental institute for people who listen to rock music.

Where is Hogwarts?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Underground Meheco.

Can you just go wandering into Hogwarts??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
What do you think it is?? Snakes & Ladders.

Why do you have to be careful on the stairs, at Hogwarts?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Because they have minds of their own and they will drop you.

What is the place where you eat at Hogwarts??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
On the roof.

Where is the food made in Hogwarts? And who works there?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
In the Headmaster's office and Dumbledore works there.

What was the big giant thing in the beginning on SS??
over a year ago totalpotterfan said…
A massive bouncy ball!

Why is Ron scared of spiders??
over a year ago superDivya said…
Because they are pretty!

Why is Voldemort after Harry?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Because Harry had beaten Voldemort in Chess.

What colour is Voldemort's robes?
superDivya commented…
Good one!! over a year ago
over a year ago superDivya said…
Rainbow colour!

Why did Pettigrew change into a mouse?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
That's actually disputed, as to whether he turns into a mouse. I've always thought he turns into a slug, that's probably why he's angry with me.

What is a Horcrux?
over a year ago superDivya said…
A feather used to tickle Voldemort while he is sleeping!

What is a boggart?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
That 99p deal, served at McDonalds.

What are the Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago superDivya said…
A vampire bar where humans sell there own blood to werewolves and vampires!

What is a niffler?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A type of punctuation mark.

How did Voldemort die?
over a year ago superDivya said…
Harry poked a pencil in his eye.

Why does Fudge gets chucked out from his office?
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He threw a major temper tantrum because he didn't like Rufus Scrimgeour.

Why did Umbridge hate Harry?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
B/c she's jealous that Harry gets to talk to Voldy. You see she has a major crush on him....

Why is Voldy so ugly??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
He had the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson, but he only got basic treatment.

Why are trolls ugly?
over a year ago totalpotterfan said…
Because they don't eat enough cheese.

What is Umbridge's favourite colour?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Black. Duh! Isn't it obvious!!

What is Dumbledore's pet??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
A jam doughnut.

Who is Dumbledore's enemy?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
His pet rock he had when he was 9.

Who is Voldy's enemy??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Snoop Dogg

Who is Harry's enemy?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
Hermione.

Who or what is the DA??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
DA means Dirty Art, self explanatory really.

Why was Dobby killed?
GoodWitchesRAJA commented…
love it over a year ago
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
B/c he was a threat to Harry's success

Why did the Golden Trio take Ollivander the goblin and Luna to the Safe House??
over a year ago Wotch-ya said…
Because they liked Twilight and wanted to cleanse them.

How did Voldemort kill?
over a year ago GoodWitchesRAJA said…
He threw them in a portal and they died.

How did Voldy die??
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